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After the IC club defeated Changhong E-sports, Ye Tilt walked out of the e-sports hall in good spirits, Da Mi never came back for the whole game, Ye Tilt stood on the side of the road and took out his mobile phone and dialed Da Mi's mobile phone, but no one answered, he hung up the phone, feeling a little uncomfortable inexplicably.

"Boss, shall we take a taxi or take the bus back?" Dong Lao Er asked.

"Take a taxi! I guess I'll fall asleep on the bus! Ye Tian yawned and said coldly, "You don't plan to train in the afternoon?" ”

"Training and sleeping......" Ye Tian said and yawned again, cold-blooded and speechless, and then said: "Then let's go back to the club first, you go back and have a good rest." ”

Ye Tian waved his hand, and the cold-blooded others left together, Dong Lao Er walked to the side of the road to wait for the taxi, and at this time, the people from the ST women's team also appeared on the side of the road, Zhenzhen saw Ye Tian yawning, and couldn't help but laugh: "What's wrong?" Addicted to drugs? ”

Ye Tian turned his head to look at Zhenzhen and said, "Aren't you eliminated?" What are you doing today? ”

"Look how you lose!" Zhenzhen put her hands behind her back and said with a strange expression.

"Then aren't you very disappointed, brother won this game between half dreaming and half waking up, so you should be mentally balanced, you must know that the reason why you lost that day is because brother is in a sober state, in good spirits, and in good condition!" Ye Tian said without showing weakness.

Zhenzhen pursed her lips and said, "Megalomaniac! Let's talk about it when you have the strength of TK, but you played well today. ”

"Yo, it's rare to hear you praise me."

"I'm not praising you, I'm saying that your team is playing well."

"Am I not a member of the team? Praising the team is praising me, isn't it? ”

"Then you are still a member of the Chinese, do I say that the motherland is great, but also praise you for being great?"

"It can be said that the motherland is great because the people of the motherland are great. When you say that you love the country, you are also saying that you love me......" After Ye Tian said this, he couldn't help but feel a little misfired, and immediately closed his mouth.

Zhenzhen's face suddenly turned red, she stretched out her hand and pushed Ye Tian, and said angrily: "You dare to tease me? ”

Dong Lao Er heard the conversation between the two on the side, and interjected: "This is not called flirting, it is called teasing......"

"It's none of your business, stay and go!" Zhenzhen glared at Dong Lao Er, Dong Lao Er grinned and said, "I can't stay!" ”

"You have ADHD, how can you not stay!"

"How do you know that my dark disease has not been cured for many years, and I have never told others, are you a Jianghu Langzhong, you can see it at a glance?" Dong Lao Er smiled obscenely, Zhenzhen suddenly felt a little disgusted, tilted her head, snorted coldly and said to Ye Tian: "Hey, why don't you speak?" ”

"I'm afraid you'll sue me for molesting you!" Ye Tian shrugged his shoulders very innocently, and then his eyes moved to the passing vehicles, and the other girls of the ST women's team were standing quietly aside, and one of the girls with a ponytail said to Zhenzhen: "Captain, what are you telling him so much, let's go back first!" ”

Zhen Zhenqiao's face turned red, turned her head to the girl and said, "Didn't you see that I had the upper hand, this guy didn't dare to speak!" ”

"What's the point of this having the upper hand? Is there a championship trophy? Is there a bonus? The girl asked. Zhenzhen shook her head and said, "You don't understand, it's very relieved to see this guy speechless, who called him so hateful!" ”

Ye Tian shook his head and said, "Hey, are you sure you're whispering?" I can hear them all, and I think you're probably going to be disappointed again, because I still have a lot to say, and I have a lot to say, and if you're willing to listen, I can talk all night, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed. ”

"Stinky rascals! In less than three sentences, he will be pulled to bed! Zhenzhen glared at Ye Tian angrily, and Ye Tian smiled helplessly: "I just talked about the bed, where is the hooligan again?" Do you sleep on the floor at night? Sleeping is a noble thing, and you can't tarnish it with your mind! ”

"You said that the bed is nothing, but who is with you at the head of the bed and the end of the bed?"

"I said, who is with me at the head of the bed?"

"You said it!"

"Who am I talking about?"

"You're talking about me!"

"When am I going to be with you at the end of the bed?"

"You said it! I should ask you this sentence! ”

"You make me think about it...... It's been so long that I can't remember the exact time! Ye Tian made a reminiscing expression.

"Die! There is no such thing at all! Zhenzhen scolded very angrily.

"There's no such thing at all, are you excited? It's not like this, you still call me a stinky hooligan, this is slander, this is a personal attack, you have to apologize to me, understand? ”

"I ...... I ......" Zhenzhen was dizzy by Ye Tilt, her brain became a mess, completely confused, Ye Tilt couldn't help laughing, and said, "I can't speak!" To borrow what you just said, it's really relieving to see this guy speechless! ”

"Shame on you!" Zhenzhen couldn't vent her anger for a while, so she had to stomp her feet and turn around and leave, and the girls gave Ye Tian a middle finger one after another.

"No grace!"

"No quality!"

"Immoral!"

"No manners!"

The four girls each gave Ye Tian three words and ran after Zhenzhen, Ye Tian looked at Dong Lao Er with a stunned face, and said with a very serious expression: "Second child, is it an affirmation of me that they give me a middle finger?" ”

"That's called me grass!"

"No, no...... If it's a man who gives the middle finger, that's why it's called me! Women don't have that tool, so they give their middle fingers to mean you're so tall!! Because the middle finger is the longest of the five fingers, isn't it? ”

"How else can you explain that?" Dong Lao Er felt that he had increased his knowledge again, Ye Tian yawned, and said, "You can't stop the car again, Lao Tzu is going to fall asleep on the road!" ”

"Don't sleep on the road, that's performance art!" Dong Lao Er stopped, Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "Is there really someone sleeping on the road?" ”

"Yes, the last time I saw it, don't disturb, there was a man in it, who claimed to be an artist, who likes to go out naked early in the morning and sleep on the road at night, saying that it is performance art!"

"A big man is running around naked, there's nothing to look at, it's like walking a bird. However, in winter, if he dares to go out naked early in the morning when it is dozens of degrees below zero, I will think he is a real artist! ”

"Are you saying he's going to freeze into an ice sculpture?"

"No, I mean his bird will be frozen into popsicles......"

"If you freeze into a popsicle, you guess it will break off if you knock it!"

"Well, that's a dick explosion!"

“………… The car is coming! Dong Lao Er said speechlessly, and he was about to get into the car after speaking, Ye Tian grabbed him, and then said with a pale face: "I forgot a very important thing!" ”

"Are you trying to say you didn't bring any money? Don't worry, I'll pay the fare! Dong Lao Er said speechlessly, Ye Tian shook his head, and said, "No, didn't Su Yanbing also come to see the game today?" I forgot about it after the game and wanted to sleep! Do you think she blames me? ”

Dong Lao Er suddenly looked at something, and said with a wry smile: "You can ask her yourself!" ”

Ye Tian looked back and found that Su Yanbing was standing not far behind him, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, I don't know if she saw it when she was teasing Zhenzhen just now! He immediately showed a smile, then walked up to Su Yanbing's side, and said very ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I'm so sleepy, I'm a little confused, I actually forgot about you! ”

Su Yanbing smiled and said, "It's okay!" I understand, the most important thing is that you won today's game, and I'm very happy for you! And I understand today's game, it's very exciting! ”

Ye Tian didn't expect that Su Yanbing didn't mention Zhenzhen at all, but he strongly felt that Su Yanbing must have seen the scene just now, but she didn't say a word, such a woman is definitely a sensible woman, Ye Tian felt that Su Yanbing must have thought that she should let her know the Tao, and he would definitely tell her that she shouldn't let her know the Tao, and it was useless for her to ask.

He felt that he would not be able to feel solid if he didn't explain this matter clearly, so he took the initiative to be frank: "That girl just now was the captain of a team that was eliminated by our team before, and she may be a little unconvinced, so we argued for a few sentences. ”

Su Yanbing smiled, looking very natural, "You don't have to explain it to me, I believe you!" Su Yanbing said, I don't know what Ye Tian felt very warm in his heart, and at the same time he was very excited, so he said emotionally: "Thank you!" I played games all night last night, and now I'm so sleepy, I'm going to go back to sleep right away, would you like to go sit with us? ”

"Since you're going back to sleep, I'm not going. I'll go to the coffee shop first! After Su Yanbing finished speaking, he made a gesture of re-elaboration, his posture was very elegant, and then he walked to the side of the road and got into the taxi that Dong Lao Er had stopped.

"An experienced woman is really empathetic and sensible! Boss, you've made a lot of money! Dong Lao Er was very emotional, Ye Tian scratched his head embarrassedly, and said, "It seems to be!" But you're going to have to stop a car so I don't get to the ground in minutes!" ”

Dong Lao Er stopped a taxi on the side of the road again, and after more than 20 minutes, Ye Tian dragged his tired body back home, and then fell asleep, sleeping directly until seven o'clock, and it was already dark outside.

He looked at the sky and thought that it was not yet dawn, and wanted to continue sleeping, but he was so hungry that he had to get up and find something to eat. The lights were on in the living room, Dong Lao Er was huddled on the sofa watching TV, noticed that Ye Tilt came out, and hurriedly pointed to the two buckets of Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles on the coffee table, and said: "Boss, I bought it for you, there is hot water in the water dispenser, you can eat it after soaking!" ”

"Second child, go on the road!" Ye Tian walked to the coffee table and picked up a bucket of instant noodles and opened it, put all the seasonings away, then poured hot water into it, and after covering the lid, he sat next to Dong Laoer, and then touched his forehead with his hand, feeling a little groggy in his head.

Dong Lao Er stared at the TV screen and said intently: "Haven't slept enough?" ”

"What time is it?"

"It's past seven o'clock!"

"Seven in the morning?"

"Evening ......"

"I slept a day and a night?"

"Damn, it's not over today!"

"Oh, scare me!" Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, if he really slept until seven o'clock the next night, wouldn't he even miss the game?

Dong Lao Er took a pack of potato chips from the coffee table and took it apart and ate it, and suddenly he turned his head to Ye Tian and said: "The big boss just called me and said that tomorrow let Coach Zhang lead the team to participate in the game, let us each take the car to the game site, and gather outside the e-sports stadium, she will probably not come to the club for a few days." ”

"It can't be because of me, is it?" Ye Tian asked very guiltily, Dong Lao Er rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "What do you say?" ”

"Okay, I'm a sinner......" Ye Tian lay directly on the sofa, and his mood suddenly fell to the bottom.