Chapter 6: The Collapsed Otaku
Seeing the frost witch Cao Meng's funny behavior, Chen Fei shook his head and rushed to the road without saying a word. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Originally, he didn't expect much from his teammates, but the performance of his teammates refreshed his perception of the lower limit.
With a heavy heart, Chen Fei ran from the river to the upper road, at this time the dragon had not yet been born, and the river was quite safe.
"Bang bang bang..."
It's the shelling of the Energy Tower!
Damn, it's only been more than 7 hours since the plot started!
In the real Summoner's Rift, a small squad of 20 soldiers is teleported every hour. There is an absolute class gap between heroes and soldiers, although the strength of novice heroes is not strong, and they are not much higher than soldiers, but heroes are heroes, as long as the hero is near the soldier, the soldier will get a certain enhancement increase, the stronger the hero's strength, the closer to the soldier, the greater the increase.
How could the enemy attack the Portal so quickly?
Unless the wandering mage summoned by the otaku on the upper road is not near the battlefield all the time, and the wandering mage on the opposite side leads the whole army to kill the enemy on the battlefield.
But how is this possible, where will the otaku run if he is not on the road?
Otaku playing games League of Legends has reached the edge of the masters, this is still a district, if it is in the suburbs, maybe you can mix up a king.
He was adjudicated by a mysterious supernatural force into the League of Legends space, and he was very excited to be possessed by a hero and become a real summoner.
I thought that with my knowledge and talent of the League of Legends, I might be able to soar to the sky here and master the unrivaled hero power.
However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is cruel.
As an otaku, he can't pick up his shoulders and can't lift his hands, and he has no combat power at all, even if he becomes a hero, he doesn't know how to use the hero's power far away.
He was timid and afraid of death, he did not dare to go to the battlefield, and when he saw the tragic situation of the soldiers being really killed, his heart beat violently, and as a great hero, he vomited next to a tower for a long time.
He finally mustered up the best courage and went to battle, but as soon as he stepped into the battlefield, an enemy ranged soldier shot him in the stomach.
Severe pain hit, and he squatted directly on the battlefield with his stomach in his arms, and the pain was so painful that he was dead or alive.
Seeing this, the enemy's hero, the wandering mage, deeply despised this wandering mage with the same appearance as himself, and thought that the opportunity had come. If you cross the line, you will kill the otaku.
The otaku is holding his belly, and he has no idea about the danger to his life. When the otaku felt that he was going to die of pain, the enemy wandered a skill "Imprisonment" hit him, and then hit him with a mage's ordinary attack - energy ray.
Another sharp pain came from the top of his head, and when he looked up and saw that the enemy hero had actually arrived in front of him, he was immediately frightened. Under the threat of his life, the otaku crawled to the bottom of his own energy tower.
Speaking of which, it was the enemy wandering mage who saved him!
The otaku held his head under the fold and trembled under the energy tower, only standing up when he felt less pain.
Looking at the battlefield where the two sides fought to the death, the otaku was afraid, this is terrible, I want to go home!
The otaku didn't dare to stay any longer, he felt that looking at this cruel battlefield, he would definitely have nightmares at night.
Return trip in place.
The otaku soaked in the spring water for a while, and the pain and fatigue slowly disappeared. He looked at the huge castle in front of him, and maybe the castle had a way home.
"Hello Hero!"
"Well, you're fine."
He wanted to follow the two peasants who had returned from building roads into the castle, so he was very polite to them, but this scared the two peasant workers half to death.
"Heroes forgive sins, heroes forgive sins..."
The two peasants knelt on the ground and kowtowed, how could the hero say hello to them? It's a capital offense.
The otaku frowned in surprise, what are they doing.
The two peasant workers were still kowtowing there, and the otaku didn't want to delay for a moment, so he crossed the peasants and walked towards the castle.
"Hero, you can't go in."
The two peasants, who had just knelt on the ground and kowtowed, ran up to him again at some point, stopped him, and resolutely refused to allow him to enter the castle.
The wandering mage was suddenly furious, and the peasants still dared to stop the hero? Knowing whether he was alive or dead, he threw off the two peasants one by one.
Two peasants flew more than 10 meters in the air, smashed against the castle wall, and died.
"Kill a farmer maliciously and be fined 50 hero coins."
"Kill a farmer maliciously and be fined 50 hero coins."
The sound of the scythe of judgment rings in the otaku's ears, and he just wants to go home now, and he doesn't care about it. The meteor strode towards the castle.
"Trespass into the castle, fine 100 plot coins, pay attention to your hero coin is 0, and the hero coin is wiped out by the loser."
The otaku hung one foot on the castle door, cold sweat sliding down his cheeks. He wasn't sure if it was a joke, but what if the Scythe of Judgment was true? He carefully withdrew his foot.
If you can't get into the castle, then let's go to the spring!
The otaku soaked comfortably in the spring water for 2 hours, and a terrifying sound sounded in his ears again.
"Heroes are invited to actively prepare for battle, to cower, and to erase those who perform extremely badly."
"Holy!" The otaku, who had just relaxed, couldn't help but curse.
But scolding and scolding, who knows if the erasure is true, he doesn't dare to continue soaking in the spring water, but he doesn't dare to go to the battlefield.
By the way, that guy went to farm wild monsters alone and got three kills, no matter how he said it, he also reached two levels, so it's okay to beat a few little wild monsters.
After running for more than an hour, climbing over the grass and over the fence, the wanderer finally found a huge poisonous frog.
The huge frog was covered in this venom, looking a little like a large toad, and it swallowed its tongue, quickly rolled up a small bird that flew past it, bit it down, chewed twice, and swallowed it into its bulging belly.
Looking at the poisonous frog, which is more than twice as tall as himself, devouring a bird there, the otaku couldn't help but swallow two mouthfuls of saliva.
Before he could react otherwise, the huge poisonous frog jumped up violently and landed in front of him, and the earth shook. The otaku only felt a gust of wind hit, the ground shook, and then...
"Mom!"
The wandering mage looked at the ugly poisonous frog in front of him, and his legs were almost weak in fright, so he turned around and ran. If it weren't for the otaku who successfully summoned the hero and received a significant enhancement, I'm afraid he would have fallen into the mouth of the frog long ago. However, with his heroic body, he was inevitably licked twice by the long tongue of the poisonous frog.
The wandering mage was wearing tattered clothes, and the poisonous frog licked two times in a row, the first time he licked the clothes behind his buttocks, and the second time it was miserable, and the wandering mage only felt that his ass was hot, and there was a warm and moist body drilling behind his ass.
The "pleasure" of being popped made the otaku break his speed limit, and he crossed the grass next to Papa Smurf and ran wildly towards the second tower.
"Whew, whew..."Finally got rid of the unreasonable horror frog, the wandering mage's clothes were even more tattered, especially the butt was exposed, and he was blown up, and from behind, you could even see the red flesh in his buttocks.
The otaku carefully touched his ass with his hand and gasped for air. But before he could relax, he heard what seemed to be an unusual sound.
The otaku followed the sound and saw three big big bad wolves looking at him and drooling. In particular, the big bad wolf at the front was a quarter taller than him.
The wandering mage covered his ass with one hand and his mouth with the other to scream, and looked at the three menacing big bad wolves in front of him without moving. Drops of cold sweat kept running down his cheeks, and the otaku's legs kept shaking, and he peed shamefully.
However, the wild wolves did not want to give up this delicious food just like that, and the first wolf took the lead in a pounce, and the second wolf and the third wolf followed.
The otaku wanted to run, but his feet were not called, first, he was scared, second, he was exhausted now, and third, the venom he had just had an anesthetic effect.
"Ah~!"
The otaku was pounced, the saliva of the big bad wolf dripped on his face, making a "tick-tock" sound, he looked at the wolf's mouth that was getting closer and closer, and the whole person fainted.
If someone asks him what it's like to be eaten raw by a wolf, the wandering mage will tell you: The big bad wolf's saliva stinks!