Name: Link. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gender: Male.

Hobbies: Lot.

Faith: Originally - not very firm atheist, now - completely unresolute!

It turns out that there is really a dungeon! Link looked confused.

The sense of time of the soul is very weak, but since they have all come to the Judge's Palace, they should have been dead for a while.

He looked at the red-clothed judge sitting in the lobby, and couldn't help but feel the urge to punch the big black face, wanting to see if he would rush out of a group of people wearing vests and holding scripts, and tell himself, "This is the set of our XXX crew, you beat the XXX teacher!" Wait for the court summons! ”

If this is the case, how shall I answer...... Thank you for your whole family, or will I fight your sister? Link was embarrassed.

As a fatherless and motherless Tiansha Lone Star, he grew up to 24 years old, worked part-time and got a doctor's certificate, just found a stable job, and was planning to find a little nurse to say goodbye to his lover Xiao Zuo Xiaoyou.

Unexpectedly, the first date in my life was scared to death in a haunted house in the playground.

"Huh? Scared to death! I was scared to death! What a tragedy! It's just a coffee table! ”

Link's dead face from the playground to the present instantly collapsed: "Is there a more shameful way to die than this?" ”

"Dude! I want to open a point. ”

The bull head next to him said: "We should think like this, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and there must be people who are weaker than themselves!" ”

"Silence!"

Just when Link was thinking about whether it was better to braised beef or steamed beef, a burst of shavoy sticks suddenly sounded in the hall.

"Wei ...... Wu ......"

Judge Cui was dressed in a big red robe, holding a life and death book in his left hand, holding a soul hook pen in his right hand, and staring at the two ghosts in the hall with an expressionless face.

"This person is the yang body you hooked the wrong soul?" Judge Choi asked, pointing at Link.

"Wronged! Lord Judge. ”

The evil ghost with the bull-headed body pounced, landed on his knees and shouted loudly: "Qi Qi Cui Daju, this person has a yang body and a yin life." ”

"On the day of the accident, it was just in time for the ghost door to open. He was swept up in a hundred ghosts, his soul wandered in the yin, and he followed back to the ghost domain. ”

"It was only when the ghost king clicked that he found out that there was such a big flaw."

"It's really not like I'm negligent."

The bull head was full of emotion, wiping two handfuls of tears from time to time, and Link was very moved to send him away...... A mouthful of foam.

Bullhead: "Why are you spitting on me?" ”

Link glanced at him when he heard this, and said lightly, "Because I can't beat you." ”

Judge Cui was shocked: "Who is in the hall, report your name?" ”

"Lord Qiyu, Grass Folk Link." Link learned the routines in the TV series and said respectfully.

Judge Cui flipped through the book of life and death, and read: "Lin Ke, a yang-body person, has lived for ninety-three years, and he still has sixty-nine years of life and blessings, and his soul has left his body because of evil ghosts. ”

"It has now been ascertained that it is not your fault to trespass into the underworld, and this official verdict is as follows, seal all your memories after leaving your soul, and send you back to Yang."

"In addition, although it is not the fault of the underworld that you leave your soul, but the ghost who harms you is out of the yin after all, and you have three years of life, but you still have something to say?"

Link was pleased and said, "Satisfied, there is nothing to say." ”

The three things that men can't tolerate the most!

Cuckolded.

I was told no-by my own girl.

It was said to be timid.

It's a matter of dignity!

Not to mention that there are still three years of yang longevity to earn, when Link heard that he was not scared to death, he really had all his grievances, if it weren't for the unfinished yang life, he would be able to meet the reincarnation standard!

As for the memories after sealing the soul......

Although this journey is fantastical, it is also thrilling, and it is indeed a little reluctant to erase it, but there is nothing to be sorry for, I didn't believe in gods and ghosts before, and I haven't grown so big.

Judge Cui was majestic and shouted: "Where is the night wandering god? ”

"The lower official is here."

Immediately next to him stood a mighty god who was two feet tall and wore a crown of armor.

"Let you quickly deal with the matter of returning the yang body to Link, there must be no mistakes." Judge Cui threw a token to the Night Wanderer God and commanded.

"The subordinate officer takes the order." The night wandering god clenched his fists and took his life.

At this moment, Judge Cui's heart suddenly moved, and he turned his head to look at Link, only to see that this weak soul body suddenly underwent a strange change, and the warm yang qi that was originally incompatible with the Yin World instantly turned into a trace of coolness, as if it was blended with water and milk, and suddenly merged with the surrounding breath.

Judge Cui's face changed, following the connection between the soul and the body, he raised his eyes to look at the world, he was an old ghost, and his mana was still above many immortals, and he understood the cause and effect in the blink of an eye, "Oh no, your body has been burned!" ”

Link was stunned and said, "It's burned!! ”

Judge Cui snorted: "The outside is scorched and the inside is tender, almost seven mature, oh, eight is it!" The firepower of your world is so strong! ”

The bull head patted Link on the shoulder and said quietly: "If you want to open a little, brother, it's actually good to be a ghost!" ”

Link punched the bull in the nose and roared, "I'll kill you now, and then you want to open up." ”

"I was meant to be dead."

The bull head covered his nose and said aggrievedly: "This is already the case! What else can you do now but be a ghost? ”

"What else can I do? What else can I do? What else can I do...... I can do that! ”

Link raised his head suddenly, staring at the judge for a moment, with teary eyes, mixed with the desperation of life and the accusation of fate, that grievance, just like when Jia Baoyu and his father beat Jia Baoyu for two hours, and then let Jia Baoyu see Jia Baoyu and his grandmother

"Don't worry, let this official think about it carefully."

Cui Daju felt that something was wrong, it stands to reason that the Book of the Ground is in charge of all the living beings in the three thousand worlds, and this is authorized by the Heavenly Dao, no matter how big or small, it is impossible to make such a mistake...... Could it be that there is some great cause and effect in this yin soul that has disturbed the power of the Book from the Ground?

Things are a little strange, don't be hasty!

Judge Cui made up his mind and said, "First of all, you will never be able to go back!" ”

"Heaven is the most fair, everything in the world performs its own duties, the cycle of life and death, and the black and white words are on the book of life and death."

"Your life is not at the end, but you died unexpectedly, which has already affected the cause and effect of reincarnation, fortunately, you have no father, no mother, no wife, no child, and less cause and effect in this life, and the book from the ground will eliminate this loophole by itself. If you return to yang at this time, it is a mistake on top of a mistake, the way of cause and effect, involving a hair and moving the whole body, whether it is encroaching on the body of a person who has just died, or reincarnation, it will make the loophole bigger and bigger, although it will not threaten the reincarnation system, but it will always disturb the heavenly morality, and it has great karma! ”

"Uncle Li!?" Link said with a flickering eye.

Judge Cui nodded, and said solemnly: "Stained with great karma, there were many disasters and hardships in life, and after death, he fell into the hell path, was burned by karmic fire, and could not be reborn forever." ”

Next Olympics!

Link feels like he's a dog! Uncle's strength is really enough! You look at other forces, frictional forces, acting forces, at most killing people.

This force is even dead, and it doesn't stop!

"Master Cui, can you ignore me, I haven't done a single bad thing when I'm so big (I really haven't done 'one'), and I haven't confiscated a red envelope when I was a doctor (because no one sent it)."

"Although he can't be called a good person, he is definitely a good person (as evidenced by the senior sister's good person card)."

Judge Cui waved his hand and sighed: "The solution has been figured out by the official, so let's do it, wronged you to stay in the underworld for sixty-nine years, and when the yang life is exhausted, the official will promise you a lifetime of wealth and prosperity, and a life span of ten years." ”

"You're a bully!"

Judge Cui's voice had not completely fallen, and suddenly a grand and violent angry shout shook through the underworld, and the terrifying coercion followed, mighty and mighty, shaking the world, scaring all the hairy gods and evil ghosts, trembling in fear, and the ghosts cried and howled.

At the end of the sky, a little golden light was lit, and in a moment it crossed the sky, turning into a brilliant golden bridge like the sun, I don't know where it started, as if through infinite time and space, a figure more shining than the sun stood at the head of the bridge,

"Why did the Great Sage say this, is there anything negligent about my underworld."

"If we are negligent, we can just send down the decree, why bother you to really cross the border."

"I'll prepare a little thin wine, and ask the great sage to come down and talk about it."

Several terrifying breaths suddenly rose from the depths of the underworld, meeting the golden light, and the aftermath of the confrontation between the two sides spread far away, stirring the entire underworld wind roaring, burning with yin fire, lightning rushing, a scene of the end coming.

Link is like a boat in the wild waves, his whole body is paralyzed, and if he continues like this, he is destined to explode his soul, if it weren't for the activation of the dungeon defense array, which isolated the coercion of that person's nine layers and nine, he would definitely suffer heavy casualties.

"Who is this man! It's so majestic. ”

All the ghosts and gods in the judge's hall have not changed their color.

"Monkey King! How did he come to the underworld? Judge Cui was shocked and said.

"Where? Idol! ”

Link suddenly became excited, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and his body was no longer uncomfortable, so he hurriedly ran out.

"Are you looking for death?"

The bull head pressed Link, his voice trembled, and said.

Link was puzzled and said, "Don't go out of the main hall, it will be wiped out directly!" ”

The cross-border golden bridge disappeared, leaving a scorching source of light in the sky, shining like the sun on this gloomy world.

"I also asked the Great Sage to receive the Dharma Phase." A voice said with a wry smile.

"How could Lao Sun implicate the innocent."

With a cold snort, the light dissipated instantly, and everyone in the underworld was pardoned, and many ghost pawns collapsed directly on the ground.

"Ahh

Link suddenly felt that there were enough people in the Judge Hall, and there were many more people with a majestic temperament.

One of the hairy-faced gods of war is the most eye-catching, I saw that he was tall, with a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown on his head, a chain gold armor, and a lotus silk step on his feet, and the most eye-catching thing was those eyes.

It's scary!

It was as if the two cold pools containing the sun were crystal clear and burning people's souls, Link only glanced at it, and felt a stinging pain in his soul, as if it was about to melt, and quickly looked away and didn't dare to look at it again.

A trace of complexity flashed in Monkey King's eyes, as if he was a little guilty and a little annoyed

"Since the Great Sage has come to my underworld, why don't you move to the Senluo Hall and let me wait for the good students to entertain."

The person who spoke was wearing a black dragon robe, with a majestic appearance and a dignified appearance.

Lin Keqiang couldn't help but be excited, he guessed correctly, this hairy-faced god of war was indeed Sun Wukong!

Monkey King's expression was not good: "King Qin Guang has to say more, since the ten halls of Hades are all here, then you will comment on this reason for my old grandson." Why hooked away the soul of my old grandson for no reason and harmed his life, if you can tell the ugly and ugly today, you should just say it, if you can't tell it, don't blame the old grandson for not being merciful.

King Qin Guang hurriedly surrendered his hand: "Please don't be impatient, the Great Sage Shao'an, this king will check the details." He turned to Judge Cui and asked, "Recently, my underworld has come to the Yin Soul of the Aolai Kingdom. ”

Judge Cui bowed and said, "Qi Qi all the Hades, Sun Dasheng, the country of Aolai has a vast territory, and it needs specific characteristics to verify. ”

"No need to check, the people are here."

Sun Wukong pointed to the side, and everyone in the underworld looked at him.

"Looking for me?" Link was stunned again.

The Wheel King smiled: "The Great Sage said that he laughed, this person is full of red dust, obviously from the Nether, look at his life, although this life is blessed and long-lived, but the immortal fate is very shallow, and he can't even reach the cultivation, how can he be your apprentice......" The Wheel King suddenly shook his whole body, as if he thought of something, and suddenly looked at Link and said in surprise, "It should indeed be a long life...... But how did you die? ”

"That's going to ask you!"

Monkey King snorted coldly and said: "My apprentice is not the disciple of my old grandson in the fairy world, but the fate on the road to the west when he did not achieve the right fruit, he was the eldest prince under the knee of the king of Yuhua Prefecture before the ninth generation, except for my natural monkey monkey grandson, he is my only disciple." ”

"After becoming a Buddha, my grandson has been thinking about this apprentice, that life he has a rich immortal fate, and has the merit of assisting in the transmission of scriptures, I was going to lead him into the fairy road, from then on at ease, I didn't expect to be a step late, the king of Yuhua Prefecture is long-lived, goodbye, my apprentice has ascended the throne as the king, with hundreds of thousands of Li people cause and effect, unable to set foot on the immortal road."

"My old grandson has waited for him for nine lifetimes, although he is shallow in this life, but in this life he is destined to hang the pot to help the world and do good deeds for life, so he retreats to the next best thing, and wants to take him into the Shinto, and even I have helped him with the divine book!"

The great sage's fiery eyes seemed to be about to erupt fire, and he shouted: "Just waiting for him to die and take a nap, you killed people for me, and now the merit is not enough to become a god, what do you say?" ”