Yan Ming sneered, "Give me nine holes, do you know how long you have been sleeping?"

"How long have you slept?" asked Zhu Bajie as he wiped away the drooling saliva with his sleeve.

"Forty thousand years. ”

Zhu Bajie touched the back of his head and said, "Is it that long?"

"Go, go to the Eternal Confucianism in front of me and report it, and say that I want to meet the sect leader. ”

"Okay, I'll go. Zhu Bajie limped away.

Just now, he was smashed to the ground by Yan Ming, and his buttocks and legs were smashed.

Yan Ming also came to the door of eternal Confucianism.

After a while, a little girl came out of the Eternal Confucianism and said to Yan Ming, "The sect leader is invited." ”

Yan Ming said "Thank you!" and followed the little girl into the Eternal Confucianism.

The little girl took Yan Ming to the door of a large hall and said to Yan Ming, "Please come in, the helper is waiting for you inside." ”

Yan Ming stepped into the main hall, and a sack opened its mouth wide, splitting his head and covering his brain.

The little girl outside clapped her hands and shouted, "Helper, the villain has been caught!"

Yan Ming didn't watch out for this trick, the point was that he didn't expect this trick: it was so funny to use a broken sack to hold him.

His whole body immediately blurred, trying to get out of the sack.

Unexpectedly, no matter how he got it, he couldn't get out of this sack full of cracks and tatters, and he couldn't even get out of the life domain!

Now he was stupid.

"Oh, who's in there?" asked a delicate voice.

As soon as you hear it, you know it's a wonderful sound.

"Sister, could it be a thief?" said another delicate voice.

The voice, of course, came from Kiki.

"Thief, what do we have here to steal?"

"Sister, you don't know this, do you? We have so many beautiful women's hearts here, which lover doesn't want to steal?"

"Oh, I see! My sister is right! Then you torture him first!"

"Okay!"

Qiqi walked to the sack, kicked at the sack, and said, "Who are you, tell me honestly, did you come here to steal the heart of a beautiful woman, and then, if you steal it, you will run?"

Be silent.

Qiqi was furious and kicked again: "Say it quickly!"

Speak clearly or remain silent.

Kiki was about to kick again, and Kasi said: "Sister Kiki, since he ignores us, let's ignore him too, let's throw him in the toilet and shut him up first, let's go out to play for a while, and then come back at night to interrogate him, okay?"

Yan Ming slandered in the sack: This Kasi, who usually seems to be quite civilized and polite, why is her idea so black today? It is even more vicious than Miaomiao and Qiqi! He even wants to lock me up in the toilet! I was completely assimilated by Miaomiao and Qiqi!

He shouted, "Miao, Kiki, Cass! I know it's wrong!"

"Wow, who are you, do you know what's wrong?" asked Miaomiao, fussed.

"Sister, how does he know our names? Could it be that he stole our hearts?" asked Kiki, pretending to be puzzled.

"It's the one who stole his heart and ran away! I heard that!" Cass screamed.

Miao Miao asked, "Sister Cass, did you really hear that?"

Cass replied, "Sister, it's really him!"

Kiki said, "I think it's him, too!"

"Okay, wait a minute, just roast that pig brother of his and distribute it to the brothers and sisters in the gang to eat, and then lock this guy who stole his heart and ran away in the thatched hut in the back mountain, and lock him up for 40,000 years!

Yan Ming complained bitterly in the sack.

He really couldn't figure it out, after cultivating on the Immortal Island for 40,000 years, looking at the major pan-universes, no one was his opponent, how could he make such a sack, so that he couldn't help it?

Where did they get such a sack?

It's as if it was specially prepared for him!

It tastes so bad in a sack that I must find someone to give them a sack!

How dare you do this to me!

I thought about it, I thought about it, and I fell asleep.

Two men came, carrying the sack containing the words into Miaomiao's room.

I don't know how long it took, but Miaomiao, Kiki, and Cass came back, and Yanming had already woken up.

Miao Miao kicked Yan Ming and asked, "Say it, stealing your heart!"

Yan Ming said sadly and angrily: "Anyway, I am also your husband, how can I do this to me!"

"Yo, you're not honest, don't you confess your guilt?" Qiqi said coldly.

"Grandma, can't I admit my mistake?" Yan Ming pleaded.

"That's how you admit your mistake, and you know you're reluctant when you hear it!" said Miaomiao.

"And what do you want me to do?"

"Write a letter of guarantee and give it to us. Kiki said.

"What warranty?"

"I promise to listen to us in the future, and you can read and write it yourself until we are satisfied. Miao Miao said.

"How do I write like that?"

"It's easy, you open the Spark Universe by yourself and go inside to write. ”

"Oh well. ”

Yan Ming really opened the heart fire universe and entered.

After a while, the stated guarantee came out:

recognizance

First, I promise that in the future, I will not leave home without telling the cat and the rabbit.

Second, I promise not to go out on the day of my wedding.

Third, I promise to be vigilant when I go home in the future to prevent plotting.

Guarantor: Statement

October 18, 100011 New Era

When Miao Miao and Qi Qi saw it, they were furious, and they rushed up and kicked Yan Ming in the sack a few times.

Miao Miao shouted, "Do you have a guarantee? Be vigilant, I!"

Qiqi sneered: "If you change the third one, I'll let you out." ”

Yan Ming shouted: "I'll change it!

Soon, Yan Ming changed the third article to "I promise that when I go home in the future, I will resolutely not be vigilant and resolutely support the plot." ”

Miao Miao and Qiqi read the third one that had been corrected, and fainted on the spot, and it is estimated that they will not wake up for a while.

Yan Ming shouted in the sack, "Can I come out?" and no one paid attention.

After calling for a long time, Cass finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Yanming, don't worry, my sister and they have fainted and haven't woken up yet, when they wake up, they will naturally let you out, wait." ”

"Kas, you don't know, I'm a good villager who obeys the rules, why don't you help me?" Yan Ming wailed.

"I've been in the sack for so long, what does it matter if I stay a little longer, just take it as a rest, I'll be out soon, don't worry!" Cass advised.

Yan Ming is silent, and what he says is in vain.

Two hours passed, and Yan Ming did not move or say a word in the sack.

It's late at night.

Miao Miao and Qi Qi can't hold it anymore.

Miao Miao kicked the sack with her foot and asked, "Dumb throat, play dead?"

There was no response.

Cass said, "Oh no, maybe fainted!"

Miao Miao and Qi Qi released the life domain to probe, and found that the breath of the words was weak.

They couldn't tell if they had really fainted or if they were pretending.

Kiki was anxious and opened the sack to see what was going on.

As soon as the sack was opened, Yan Ming rushed out of the sack, and with lightning speed, he hugged Miaomiao and Qiqi in his arms, and said viciously: "I will definitely not run away tonight!"

When Kath saw this, she grabbed the guarantee written by Yan Ming, ran away, and went back to her room.

The next morning, there was no movement in Miaomiao's room.

She wanted to knock on the door, but she didn't think it was appropriate, and she didn't feel at ease if she didn't knock.

By noon, Cass couldn't take it anymore, so she carefully knocked on the door of Miaomiao's room.

There is no reaction inside.

She knocked again, but there was still no response.

What's going on?

Cass didn't know what was going on, and was a little anxious, so she knocked heavily on the door and asked, "Is there anyone inside?"

The door slammed open, and Yan Ming grabbed Kath's hand and dragged her in.

Cass was caught off guard and threw herself into Yanming's arms.

Yan Ming didn't expect Cass to throw herself into his arms, and immediately let go of her hand.

Cass blushed and said, "What are you doing!"

The next moment, Cass saw two emaciated, disheveled men, one lazily leaning against the head of the bed, the other staring blankly at her.

Leaning on the head of the bed is Qiqi, and the eyes are blank is Miaomiao.

Obviously, neither of them has rested well, of course, perhaps because they haven't come back to their senses yet.

In short, it was as if they had just experienced a fierce battle.

It is estimated that Yan Ming must have bullied them.

Cass was about to say something.

Miao Miao suddenly said, "Forget it, sister, we're ready to leave." ”

Yan Ming said, "You haven't told me who gave you the sack. ”

Kiki said, "Does that matter?"

Yan Ming said: "Of course it is important. ”

Seeing that Yanming was still angry, Cass was afraid that the three of them would fight again, so she immediately said: "Yanming, that sack was given to us by a white-haired old man named Grandpa Saint tens of thousands of years ago, saying that someone would come to steal things in the future, so I would invite you into the urn, but I didn't expect that the first one to put it in was you." We didn't expect this sack to be so amazing that it could hold you. At first, we thought you did it on purpose. ”

Yan Ming's eyes widened and said, "Deliberately?"

Cass nodded: "That broken sack is so likely to hold you, it must be that you deliberately don't want to come out and make us happy." Besides, if you write such an insincere guarantee, who would dare to believe that you are really in a sack and can't get out?"

It's better to faint than to be speechless.

This sack was given to them by the holy grandfather? So how will they seek revenge on him in the future? I guess I can only admit it.

Others are okay to say, this person of the Holy Family, alas, forget it!

Yan Ming waved his hand and said to Cass: "Forget it, don't talk about this, give me the guarantee." ”

As soon as Cass heard this, she immediately put the guarantee into the inner space, and said nervously: "This is not good, what will you do next time?" After speaking, she herself felt that she had said something wrong, and her face was half red.

Yan Ming understood, Miao Miao and Qiqi were very disgusted with his guarantee, and Cass was not very disgusted, because there was a second clause on the guarantee, so Cass put away the guarantee as a treasure.

Cass suddenly thought that this guarantee was written to Miao Miao and Qiqi, and it had nothing to do with her, and it seemed a little inappropriate to keep the guarantee on herself.

She asked Miaomiao and Qiqi: "Sister Miaomiao, Sister Qiqi, you say, this guarantee can't be returned to him, right?"

Miao Miao and Kiki took great pains to get the guarantee last night, of course, they can't return it to Yan, this is Cass's idea.

Miao Miao and Qi Qi naturally knew what Cass was thinking.

Miaomiao said: "Sister, don't pay attention to him, you can take the guarantee, if he is disobedient next time, we will take out the guarantee and ask everyone to comment on it." ”

Cass nodded earnestly, relieved now.

The words are full of black lines, and there is nowhere to say about suffering.

"What about Zhu Bajie?" Yan Ming asked suddenly.

( Finally officially signed!Thank you!Thank you!Thank you!!)