On the twenty-ninth day of the new year, it was sunny. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

On the Fuqiang Road of Gubei City, every time at this time, a temple fair will be held, and small traders from Shannan and Haibei must flock to it, grabbing territory to display their goods, what clothes and toys, magazines and used books, snack specialties, woodworking furniture, jade porcelain, etc., etc., as long as you can think of it, someone will inevitably sell it, and the price is very cheap.

In addition, many song and dance troupes, acrobatic troupes, warrior monks and other artists will also go to the scene, set up a greenhouse to perform, five to ten yuan a ticket, you can see anything you want, hard-core qigong, hot girl dwarfs, animal specimens......

(Many memories have faded with time, and Hu hasn't seen them in at least fifteen years.) I remember one time, a buddy who claimed to be from Songshan Shaolin turned over dozens of heels, but he didn't stand firm on his feet and fell and suffered a long nosebleed...... Real people and real things, no lies. ）

Gao Yuan and Wang Jiadong walked around and wandered all the way.

Gao Yuan asked, "Where is that girl?" ”

Wang Jiadong couldn't stop stuffing snacks into his mouth: "Hey, it's very close to where we live, behind the workers' hospital." ”

Gao Yuan said: "Well, it's quite close. ”

Wang Jiadong said obscenely: "Hehe, I've seen the photo, that girl is estimated to be one meter six or five tall, with fair skin, clear eyebrows, two dimples on her face, it seems that her buttocks are quite big, and she can give birth to a son at a glance." ”

Gao Yuan said: "Huh! How could such a wonderful girl agree to see such an animal like you? ”

Wang Jiadong said: "What are you talking about? Who are the animals? We have a supermarket at home, why didn't she agree? ”

"Uh......"

Gao Yuan was speechless.

In this small place, Lao Wang's family background is quite solid, and it is no joke to be able to pick a partner, then again, if Lao Wang's appearance is more serious, he can barely look at it.

After a long time, Gao Yuan asked in a strange way, "What is the girl's name?" ”

Wang Jiadong thought about it and said, "Wu Rui." ”

Gao Yuan muttered, "Well, it's not her. ”

Wang Jiadong said: "Isn't it? ”

Gao Yuan disguised: "It's nothing, it's not something I know." ”

Wang Jiadong said: "Nonsense, I haven't seen it, you know a ghost." ”

The brothers have been together for two lives, how can Gao Yuan not know who his real wife is later? In my memory, this kid still has to get married in two years, cough cough, the matter of Mr. and the child is not particularly delayed.

As they strolled around, Takato suddenly paused, and then walked towards a bare willow tree.

Wang Jiadong said: "Hey, what are you going to do?" ”

Gao Yuan said: "Just take a look." ”

……

Under the willow tree, an emaciated, long-bearded old man sat cross-legged on a mat, with a chess endgame beside him.

Everyone should know that this thing is all about swindling money, and it seems that Red will be able to beat Black immediately, but once you press the money to fight, people will be able to come back to life in a matter of minutes, and they will kill you again and lose your armor.

The game of chess is equivalent to the dead buckle of computer programming, one ring after another, one move is better than one move, accurate to every change, every step, human brain PK computer, how can there be a reason not to lose?

Of course, it is possible to win, first, unless you are a national champion or a chess grandmaster, and you can calculate the moves clearly and keep a dozen or even dozens of moves without making mistakes; Second, you happen to have carefully and carefully studied and dismantled this game of chess, and you are clear about the offense and defense, otherwise, no matter how much money you have, you will not be enough to lose. Until now, I can often see the news that so-and-so was deceived on the Internet.

The bearded old man was taken aback by the huge size of classmate Gao, and he didn't dare to open his mouth to fool around like everyone else.

Gao Yuan stared at the chessboard and said quietly: "What's going on, the black ones are dying, the big cart is stabbed to the end, won't it be over as soon as you get into the horse?" ”

The old man rolled his eyes and understood that he belonged to the "good man who delivered food", so he said carefully: "Little brother, are you also interested in playing chess?" ”

Wang Jiadong leaned over and sneered: "Old Gao, let's hurry up, you know how to play chess!" I remember when you were in the fifth grade, you didn't clean up that kid in junior high school, and you were so angry that you punched a big bag out of someone's head......"

Gao Yuan said: "Nonsense, obviously he deliberately made it bad, and he was not allowed to let me jump off the horse, otherwise I could cut him?" ”

Wang Jiadong said: "Your horse belongs to a horse with other feet, and it can't jump over!" ”

Gao Yuan said: "Ugh! Fuck off, how many years ago revealed my old bottom, buddy can finally tell the difference now......"

The bearded old man's face flashed with joy: What a mallet!

Gao Yuan said: "Uncle, how are you playing here?" ”

The old man said: "Ah, you can choose between red and black, ten yuan a game, and you can win a draw." ”

Gao Yuan said: "This is a must-lose chess, how much money do you have enough to lose?" ”

The old man bared his teeth and said, "Little brother, you can try!" ”

Wang Jiadong came to dissuade him again, Gao Yuan glared and said: "Go to your object, don't delay me to win!" ”

Wang Jiadong said: "Hey,, I don't speak, see how you die!" ”

Gao Yuan continued to ask the old man, "Can you increase the size?" ”

The old man was overjoyed: "How big do you want to play?" ”

Gao Yuan said: "Two hundred! ”

The old man coughed: "Two ...... Hundred? Okay, but you can't go back, so many fathers and villagers are here! ”

As he spoke, there were indeed a number of idlers gathered around him.

Gao Yuan said angrily: "Can I bully you an old man, what are you kidding." ”

The old man said happily: "Everyone should be a witness...... Come on, little brother, pick the chess pieces. ”

Gao Yuan suddenly shook his head and said: "Uncle, why don't you change the game, there are too many chess pieces in this game, and you are very sure, I suddenly feel that it is not so simple!" ”

Lots of chess pieces? What an idiot! The fewer pieces, the more subtle!

Which endgame chess player doesn't have dozens of games in his heart? Come on. The old man was very neat, increasing and decreasing, and changed the chess game to another board after three or two moves.

Gao Yuan continued to shake his head and said, "This is not good, the shape of the chess pieces is not good-looking." ”

Belch! it! Even the audience who watched the excitement was shocked, and the position was ugly? Do you know how to play chess?

The old man deceived the money, and said generously: "I'll change it until you are satisfied!" ”

He changed six layouts in a row, and in the end they were all denied by Gao Yuan.

The old man said with a dark face: "Young man, you are here to entertain me, right?" ”

Gao Yuan said: "Don't worry, you change it again, I'll pick one with fate!" ”

The old man gritted his teeth and continued to practice, and when he changed to the eighth situation, Gao Yuan's eyes suddenly shone brightly!

"Stop! Good! This is good! ”

The old man was stunned and said, "Well, this...... Good? ”

Nima, what's so good? Why can't I see the pinch?

The old man said, "You can pick one!" ”

Gao Yuan said: "I choose red chess, red first and black second!" ”

The old man said irritably: "Whatever, let's go." ”

Gao Yuan said: "Then I'm here!" ”

Gao Yuan starts to play chess! Chess is like the wind! Lightning-fast! Off the top of one's head! Bang Bang Bang!

It's all imperative, tough and subtle, unchangeable, irresistible!

As soon as the four moves were taken, the old man's face suddenly became very serious!

As soon as he made seven moves, the old man's forehead broke out with sweat!

As soon as he made ten moves, the old man even trembled with his hands!

As soon as he made fifteen moves, the old man's face was like ashes......

At the end of the seventeen moves, the chess game came to an abrupt end, and the red side won the trick!

Every crowd of onlookers was dumbfounded and petrified on the spot! it! God! Better than a computer!

The old man stared deeply at Gao Yuan's black face, and said with a miserable smile: "Okay...... O connoisseur! My old man is gone! Willing to lose! ”

Gao Yuan took his two hundred yuan lightly and said, "Thank you, goodbye......"

After saying that, he walked away.

There were several old men's nurseries in the crowd, and they all fell silent when they looked at their tall figures.

……

Is Gao Yuan really a little prodigy? Of course not!

In his previous life, he went to the temple fair, and lost 200 to this old man, when the bull temper came up, he didn't sleep all night after he went back, and dismantled the lost chess with the computer all night! Eat thoroughly! Sensei said that he was reborn once, and he could remember the tricks clearly after ten rebirths!

In the vicissitudes of life, the old man is still swaggering here, just hitting his muzzle! So, if you have a heart or not, the old man is tragic! Gao Yuan deliberately let him change back and forth, just to exchange it for this game of chess! He can't do other chess games......

Wang Jiadong said excitedly: "! Nabs! My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like a child peeing, out of control! It's awesome! When did you become so powerful? ”

Gao Yuan disguised himself: "Hey, to put it bluntly, it's worthless, I've seen this game of chess on the computer." ”

Wang Jiadong was stunned: "Damn! No wonder you always let the old man change it...... What if you can't change this plate? ”

Gao Yuan said: "Then I will say that my stomach hurts, go to the toilet!" ”

Wang Jiadong said: "Slut! ”

Of course, Gao Yuan's explanation has loopholes, but Lao Wang is not a shrewd person......

Half an hour later, they met the girl on a blind date near the bird and insect goldfish stall. Well, the girl is quite neat, and sure enough, she is beautiful!

Wang Jiadong drooled and said: "Ahem, you don't have to go over with me, play by yourself, goodbye!" ”

"Whoosh!"

No way! It's shameless enough! This is afraid that the buddy will steal his limelight!

Gao Yuan stood in place and raised a middle finger!

PS: This chapter belongs to a sketch, so I want to change my taste......