I don't remember what happened that day.

I just had a vague memory, as if Seventeen had turned into a fish, and I saw him struggling by the river, so I threw it back into the water.

After a hangover, I slept all night, and when I woke up in the morning, I didn't feel uncomfortable, but I was so comfortable that I even changed my clothes.

I came out of the room and saw the night wanderer squatting in the courtyard, and the one lying on his stomach in front of him...... Orange cat?!

"Auntie, are you awake?"

When Xiao Ye saw me, she happily greeted me.

The orange cat lying on her stomach just lazily raised her eyelids, glanced at me and looked away.

Don't look at me?!!

I snorted and grimaced at the pussy's butt in displeasure.

"Auntie, look at this cat of yours, why doesn't it move?"

Saya asked.

I looked at his little chubby hand and the pink cat teasing stick dangling in his hand, and said to myself: That guy is not a real cat, it's strange that he can move.

But......

My bad taste suddenly came out of the tip of my heart, and I pretended to walk over and said, "Why don't you move? Could it be that you are sick?"

As I spoke, I took the cat teaser from Xiao Ye's hand and deliberately swept it on the tip of the orange cat's nose.

Ahh

The orange cat suddenly sneezed, and its two fleshy paws rubbed its nose together, just like a human.

"Huh, my aunt's cat is the same as ours!"

Ever since I made him cry, the orange cat coaxed him to tears, and Xiao Ye has been very fond of orange cats, and he is much more concerned than his brother in this "cat hunting".

"Let's eat something, this is what I found from the world, and a lot of meows like to eat it!"

I peeked at it, and the half piece of dried meat that Xiao Ye was holding in his hand smelled like an animal.

The orange cat didn't raise its eyelids, and Xiao Ye's hand chased after it, and it took a step back, but it didn't run away completely, only wandering around Xiao Ye's body.

"Xiao Ye, this cat is not used to eating things in the world, if you go to the Lechuan River to find a fish, maybe he will eat it. I forced a smile.

Xiao Ye believed that it was true, got up and said, "Really?

When he ran away with joy, I picked up the back of the orange cat's neck, squinted and threatened: "When you come back, you ignore me, and dare to show me a look and say, who gave you the courage!"

Meow!

The orange cat waved its paw at me, but it was only in the form of a cat at the moment, where could it be my opponent.

When I rounded it up and flattened it and made him lose his temper completely, I felt that the stuffiness in Fang Cai's heart was loosened.

"Ye Dingxi, when did you come back?"

"Yesterday. ”

It's still not friendly.

I was really puzzled, so I asked, "You have been away for three or two months, why don't you give me a good face when you see me?"

"Why do you drink? Why do you drink with that demonic fish? Why do you lie by the river after drinking?"

Its series of questions made my head flutter, but I seemed to understand that its little emotions might have something to do with my drunkenness?

"Ye Dingxi, you shouldn't be jealous, right?"

I teased it, but my heart was full of honey.

The orange cat snorted and continued to ask, "You haven't answered my question yet!"

"Well...... this"

I deliberately hesitated for a moment before I said: "There is a rumor in the underworld recently, from Yan Jun to the ghost cha, everything is known and everything is discussed, do you know what it is?"

The orange cat picked at the eyelids.

"I've heard of it. ”

This guy, although he only arrived in the underworld yesterday afternoon, is very well-informed.

I touched my chin and nodded, "Tell me about it." ”

"Aunt Dongting, the No. 1 rice worm in the underworld, was addicted and sad because she lost a cat, which alarmed Yan Jun and Master Cui, as well as the high-level cats of the underworld who traveled day and night, and almost all the hells were searched, and several ghosts with unclean hands and feet were found, so Yan Jun rewarded the inventory of the wine cellar to Xiang Dongyan, in order to encourage the report of unhealthy tendencies in the underworld. ”

When the orange cat said these words in one breath, I couldn't stop being surprised.

"And such a thing?"

The orange cat glanced at me, "Where do you think all that wine came from?"

"I ......"

I carefully recalled how Yan Jun suddenly called me there more than half a month ago.

That day.

"Dongtian, I heard that you have been depressed all day since you lost your cat, do you want me to enlighten you?"

Old Yan Jun sat on the rocking chair, swaying for a while, looking comfortable and lazy.

Since Lao Cui returned to the underworld, he has worked very hard to be passive and slack off.

"It's just a cat, and if you lose it, you lose it. "I'm duplicitous, and my men pull out the bonsai until there is not a single leaf left.

Yan Jun squinted at the bare branches, and his cheeks twitched.

"What's that...... I have a lot of good wine in my cellar, and if you are in a bad mood, you can bring a few jars back to drink it, and you can also adjust your mood. ”

Come to think of it, the bonsai in his courtyard is more precious than the wine.

It's just that I don't know for sure whether the old man knows that the stock in his cellar has been removed by me, and if I want to know, I will have to extend the days of passive slacking off for three and five years.

When I came back from that day, I shook my head at the orange cat with great conviction.

"The old king of Hades didn't tell me about my contribution to the underworld. ”

The orange cat said expressionlessly: "He found an excuse for you to let you empty his cellar in the bright light, and the result is there, is the process still important?"

Also, it doesn't matter to me how I get the wine.

However, when I heard the orange cat's words today, I felt that the old man had taken great pains for me, and I would still go to the Yama Hall more often to show my filial piety in the future.

"In the past three or two months, in addition to drinking, have you made a decision about the love token?" asked the orange cat again.

This......

I was so embarrassed that I didn't dare to answer him.

To say that I have been in the underworld for many years, I have never been concerned about anything, but the love token is an exception.

Since I asked Sister Zhen that day, I ran to ask Meng Po and Lao Hades, and later asked Black and White Impermanence and some underworld envoys who often go in and out of the world, but their suggestions are different, and I am not sure what kind of gift it is to this day, which can make Ye Dingxi accept it happily.

Seeing my expression, the guy naturally knew the answer, and turned his head away in displeasure.

I hurriedly dragged him by the waist as if flattering, and rubbed it in my arms.

"Don't be angry, I'll be able to deliver the gift in two days, you just don't worry!"

"Insincere!"

"Yes, absolutely full of sincerity!"

"If you let go of me, my hair will be wiped out by you!"

Let's go!

Before Ye Dingxi's words fell, the sound of something falling on the ground suddenly sounded outside the door.

The cat and I were stunned at the same time, and looked out, but saw that the baby was holding her hands and not moving, and a fish was jumping around on the floor and struggling.

"Auntie, is your cat talking?"