Chapter Twenty-Seven: Be a Trapeze
When a new day came, the red morning sun shone into the room through the glass curtain wall, and Teng Ji and I opened our confused eyes together. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What are you looking at?"
Look at my daughter-in-law!
"Flim, you guy is getting worse and worse!"
Then the bad one will show you!
After saying that, I pounced on Teng Ji, and flew back upside down before I could reach her!
What a tragedy if you don't have martial arts! I was slapped off the bed by my daughter-in-law in the morning!
Didn't the poet say that the best way to pick up a girl is to watch the sunrise with you? I won't believe it if I am killed in the future! It's all fake drops!
"Tiezhu, get up, we have to go back to the imperial capital today!"
I jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, and I was going back to the imperial capital today! Master, I'm finally out of the sea of suffering!
Teng Ji and I didn't have anything either, so we put on our clothes and prepared to go out, calling Lei Fat Man and Uncle Hai, and going straight to the airport!
Don't ask where my military uniform is, Fat Ray is a free luggage keeper.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lao Zhang standing at the door, and it had been a while since he looked like him!
Lao Zhang, are you here? When will it arrive? Why don't you knock on the door and go in?
"Not long after I arrived, young master, you haven't opened the door yet, so it's inconvenient to disturb you."
Lao Zhang, you really, didn't you tell you that you were your own person a long time ago, don't be polite?
"My life was saved by the young master. Everything is what I should do! ”
You guy, really. You go and call Uncle Hai and the fat man, and say that Teng Ji and I are waiting for them in the restaurant. Let's go to the airport after dinner.
"Yes, young master, don't worry!"
Lao Zhang turned around and went to find Uncle Hai, and only then did Teng Ji come out!
I don't know when, Teng Ji fell in love with makeup! The shiny stuff on my body is just dazzling!
"Let's go, let's go eat!"
When I finished ordering, Lao Zhang took Uncle Hai and Lei Fatzi to the restaurant.
"Xiao Zhangzi, what do you eat in the morning? Can you eat enough? ”
Yes! Rest assured! I specially ordered you ten drawers of meat buns! It's all meat!
"Hey, that's interesting! Your daughter-in-law looks better! ”
"Thank you, fat brother, when you go back to the imperial capital, I will invite you to eat shabu mutton!"
"You are also righteous enough, you deserve to be Xiao Zhang's daughter-in-law!"
I really didn't expect that Lei Fat Man would stammer Teng Ji! This kid isn't stupid!
After eating we went straight to the airport! Looking at the sunny day, where will there be any typhoons!
Before getting on the plane, Lao Zhang stood on the gangway and stared blankly at the Bauhinia flag in the distance for a long time! When he finally got on the plane, Lao Zhang's eyes were clearly swollen!
The long journey is about to be spent on the plane, looking at the gradually small ground buildings, and when I turn my head, it is already thousands of miles in the sky!
Bye! Flowers! Never want to see you again! Flowers!
I've heard someone say that flying against the wind makes people braver! I would say, that's!
If you have the ability, you can fly it yourself!
Once on the plane, I lay down on the couch and slept, still a long time, and there was nothing to do.
Uncle Hai took the fat man and Lao Zhang to play cards together, and the longer the time passed, the more ugly Lei Fatman's face became!
"That's all three months' allowance. I don't believe I can't win against you! ”
I don't know if it's the magic of broken thoughts that will be contagious, and Lei Fat Man also started his broken thoughts, but his voice is too loud, and it's not a secret.
This dead fat man doesn't want to think about it, Uncle Hai is a pit, plus Lao Zhang, a loyal dog, the two of them buried him together, and he didn't know it.
If I take the broken thoughts as a demon, then the mental state of crying and laughing for a while is a real neurosis!
Watching Teng Ji chasing costume dramas with a tablet, he looked crazy, he really responded to the old saying, if you don't go crazy, you won't survive!
It's just that this neuropathy can't be said, it's really uncomfortable. Someone else may say a sentence that adds up to a burst of punches and kicks, and I may be alone at night at a glance.
Who can understand my suffering?
In my dream, I asked Zhou Gong to talk.
When I was having a hot pot with Zhou Gong, I was woken up by a violent jolt!
When I opened my eyes, the card players had dispersed, and the tablets chasing the drama fell to the ground! What a situation!
Lao Zhang, what about people? What's wrong with this?
"Master, it's a typhoon! A strong typhoon has blown nearby, and the air flow here is chaotic! Hai Dashao is in the cockpit, let's get ready for parachuting! There is a good chance that the plane will not be saved! ”
What the? Parachuting? I'll go, there's really a typhoon?
"Isn't it! Master, you wait, I'll get you a parachute! ”
After saying that, Lao Zhang turned around to get the parachute, and suddenly a violent shaking shook came, and I quickly grabbed the seat next to me! Look at Lao Zhang again, he has fallen to the ground!
That's not good! I slept and didn't get home yet, so I caught the typhoon first!
Lao Zhang got up with difficulty and continued to walk forward to find a parachute! Suddenly a red light lit up in the cabin, and the fool knows that it is dangerous!
"Tiezhu, are you alright?"
Teng Ji staggered over, she was carrying a big yellow backpack, it should be a so-called parachute!
I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me, how are you!
"I'm fine, we might have to skydive later! You'll have to be by my side then! ”
Don't be afraid, it's okay! You forgot that I have a dragon duel! Those of us who break through the heavenly level can fly!
"Stupid! You don't have martial arts anymore! So keep up with me! ”
It's like my head has been blown up by thunder, I have long lost my martial arts, and I forgot about it at a critical moment!
Just when I was stunned, Lei Fat Man twisted his body and walked over!
"Little Zhangzi, we're going to get ready for a skydive! The plane can't be saved! Your uncle said let us jump first, and he will control the plane for us and keep us safe. ”
And what, he jumped last? No, let him go with us!
"Alright, Iron Pillar, let's jump first! Do you know how to fly a plane? Or do you know how to control this plane? ”
I was speechless!
In a daze, the big belly in the tail of the plane opened a hole in the middle! The whistling air rushed into the cabin in an instant! Standing on the side almost blew down!
"Let's go! Let's jump in! The plane is going to be saved! ”
As she spoke, Teng Ji dragged me out of the hole and jumped out of the cabin! I'm not ready yet!
During the rapid landing, the two people could not hear each other because of the air currents and wind. There's no way I can tell Teng Ji that I don't have a parachute!
Lao Zhang went to get a parachute and didn't come back, so I left the plane!
Look at the ground that is getting closer and closer! I resisted the urge to cry! At least the death was not too miserable! Although I will be smashed to pieces, I still have Teng Ji with me!
Not far from Teng Ji and me, a huge black shadow fell from the sky, falling faster than the two of us hugging each other!
Is there anyone else in that lump besides Lei Fatty? I vaguely saw his big mouth open and closed, and he seemed to be very excited!
There was a "bang", and Teng Ji's and I's falling bodies slammed into the air again, and then our bodies quickly stabilized.
The huge curtain hung Teng Ji and me, and the two of us swayed towards the ground! As far as the eye can see, a lush primeval forest!
The huge canopy of trees blocked my view, and I could see another curtain not far away before I fell into the forest. That's where the fat man landed!
Speaking of our plane, the huge hole in the cabin has been closed at this time! The plane flies smoothly towards the route that has been set!
In the cockpit, Uncle Hai was happily talking to the two pilots, and his expression didn't look like he was forced to jump out of the plane to survive in the face of a typhoon.
"Lao Zhang, yes, you are professional in flying planes."
"Thank you, Da Shao, it is all the cultivation of the family, so that we can have the ability to survive."
"It's a good day, remember not to talk about it in the future!"
"Understood! Got it! ”
Uncle Hai's old face was full of excitement at this time.
"Finally got you little bunnies in the pit! Let you bully me! It's good to fly a fighter jet! The technology is not bad! ”
At this time, Lao Zhang was standing in the cabin with two parachutes in his arms, and his expression was indescribably sad!
The cabin is closed! The young master and the young lady and the young master's brother all jumped off the plane!
Look at Hai Dashao who is still on the plane with a smile on his face, and the smooth plane that doesn't talk like a word, even if you break your toes and think about it, you know what's going on!
Who is Lao Zhang? He is the loyal dog leg of the Zhang family! More prepared to say that it belongs to my dog's leg!
"Hai Da Shao, why are you doing this? Why did you hurt the young master! ”
When Uncle Hai, who was happy, saw Lao Zhang rushing over, his body stopped suddenly.
"This guy is here, I really didn't expect it!"
"It's none of your business! You just have to stay there! ”
"The young master and the young lady jumped off the plane! Why are you lying to the young master! Why? ”
"I said, it's none of your business! Don't forget who you are! Dare to talk to me like that! ”
"Fuck you!" As he spoke, Lao Zhang rushed to Uncle Hai's side and raised his fist to fight! "My life was saved by Young Master Tiezhu, and if I die today, I will die!"
Although Lao Zhang wanted to vent his evil anger, how could he beat Uncle Hai!
The angry Lao Zhang was easily knocked to the ground by Uncle Hai, and Uncle Hai stepped on Lao Zhang's back with his foot, so that he couldn't move at all!
"You bastard! If you want to murder Young Master Tiezhu, even if you kill me, you will be found out one day! I won't let you go! I won't let you go!"
Lao Zhang, who has lived for more than 40 years, has long been accustomed to seeing things between big families for the sake of power, but he didn't expect that Young Master Tiezhu, who has always been very good to people, was murdered!
Lao Zhang, who was lying on the ground, had bloodshot eyes, looking hideous and terrifying. He is constantly struggling, and when he is dying, he has to pull the back of the person who murdered the young master of Tiezhu! This is Lao Zhang's only thought at this time!
Lao Zhang, who was constantly struggling, finally got up from the ground, and he ran to the switch in the belly of the cabin as fast as he could!
As soon as you press the switch, the hole in the belly of the cabin will open again, and the strong air current will carry everyone on board to the air!
The switch is right in front of him, Lao Zhang looked at the switch that was close at hand, as long as he pressed it, he would be able to take Haida Shao to the end and avenge Young Master Tiezhu!
It's just that Lao Zhang's eyes were black and fainted before he pressed the switch!
Uncle Hai, who was standing behind him, slapped his palms and muttered his broken thoughts again.
"Not bad, knowing faithful to the Lord! It's not in vain that kid from the Iron Pillar sent you to the family tree. It's just that the kid who suffers from the iron pillar. ”
After speaking, Uncle Hai picked up Lao Zhang and threw him on the sofa on the side! Then I picked up the tablet that had fallen on the ground and opened the paused episode!