Chapter 31: Show your buttocks
Before returning to the entrance of the Demon Mosquito Cave, Qin Lu greeted the nine teammates beside him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as the analysis emperor saw that Qin Lu returned to the game from the forum, his eyes lit up, grabbed Qin Lu's big red robe, and asked, "Great God, do you have inside information!" How do you know that the female Rakshasa will eat the male Rakshasa after being damaged, and then summon a giant hand? What kind of monster is that giant hand? Also, where is the weakness of that mandrill, why was that Shushan wiped out after hitting the wrong weakness, did you guess that there would be that red light of the second man behind it? â
Qin Lu was shocked by his series of questions, and after coming back to his senses, he smiled meaningfully and said, "Guess? â
When the analysis emperor heard this, he immediately looked constipated and looked at Qin Lu speechlessly.
"Okay, the other members have gone in with the little civet, then let's start preparing to enter the second floor!" Qin Lu stopped talking nonsense, glanced at the nine people, and directly led the team towards the Demon Mosquito Cave.
The cave path of the Demon Mosquito Cave winds around and twists and turns, but the player has already figured it out with the advantage of numbers, and has also artificially drawn a small map.
If it weren't for the fact that the second floor was too difficult to enter, they would have even drawn a map of the second floor.
Walking to the depths of the first floor, Qin Lu saw the hole leading to the second floor, and couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp.
I saw that the dense demon mosquitoes formed a black cloth, buzzing and sealing the hole that was one person high and the size of a door panel, without a trace of light.
At this time, Qin Lu actually turned on the live broadcast again. However, this time, it is a live broadcast with him as the protagonist, and the title is called "Qin Lu Live: Teach you how to open the second floor of the Demon Mosquito Cave and brush the boss!" ãã
"Hello friends! A good man is me, and I am Qin Lu! I'm back again! â
"This time, I'll take you to open the second floor of the Demon Mosquito Cave and see what's going on inside? Okay, now give my friends a chance to leave the country, come on, teammates, come here, get on TV! Especially you, little monk, come over and show your face. You're so shy, how can you find a girlfriend, why don't you come over and get on TV soon? â
As he spoke, Qin Lu pulled the little monk named 'Mingxin Insight' over and let him take a look.
Subsequently, the analysis emperor also ran over and said hello to the virtual camera: "Hi, friends, how are you?" I am the legendary 'Emperor of Analysis', I am here to hug the thighs of the Emperor of Character! By the way, Ming Wangtang, you deserve to join! â
Qin Lu saw that he was analyzing the emperor's upper way, so he specially gave him another three seconds of footage, and then he introduced the other seven members of the Mingwang Temple team one by one.
Thankfully, his team members were quite happy to appear on camera and didn't make any embarrassing scenes.
At this time, Qin Lu's popularity in the live broadcast room has not faded. As soon as the live broadcast started, many people also popped up. What's even more weird is that the official has not removed the PK between him and the Shengshi Dynasty from the header, which directly made him pull a lot of audiences!
â666666ïž The anchor really doesn't stop for a moment! You're there everywhere! Could it be that live streaming is addictive? â
"Hurry up, anchor! The second floor of this demon mosquito cave is the mysterious place of the water moon cave, and many people are under the siege of thousands of demon mosquitoes, I want to see how the anchor died! â
"Add one to the left! There used to be more than a dozen Kunlun holding a bunch of fire talismans, and they couldn't burn the thousands of demon mosquitoes at the entrance of this cave! Even if his divine beast can split a hundred in one wave, it is only a drop in the bucket, so I'll see if this Qin Lu was killed by the demon mosquitoes that swarmed up! â
"Yes, this hole can't be slowly led to kill monsters at all, one lead is all out, anchor, hurry up and start a quiz! I'm going to see how you die? â
"Well done anchor! My son stays in the pile of books all day long, and was pulled into the game by the old lady to play a Ming Wang and go to the library of the sect to read books, and now he is forced by the old lady to come out to fight monsters, and he is holding a book at any time, but the old lady is sad! begged the anchor to let my son be on camera more, yes, it's the little monk called 'Mingxin Insight'! In order to express her gratitude, the old lady first rewarded the anchor with ten pieces of spiritual jade! When I find my little daughter-in-law, I will give you another thirty pieces of spiritual jade! â
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Qin Lu was also an accident, but this gesture can still help. So, he opened a quiz and said: "Since the audience wants to see the anchor die, the anchor will not shirk!" Now that the quiz is open, press it as hard as you like! â
During the game, Qin Lu didn't talk nonsense at this time, and shouted at the nine people: "Prepare to add blood!" Then he slowly moved to the left side of the cave and lay down on it! Then, the ass shakes!
The nine people were immediately amazed when they saw such an unsightly picture.
Emperor Analysis asked out loud: "Great God, you don't want Rishan, right?" And if you get a bald head and wear this big red robe, it's simply insulting to Buddhism! I can't bear to look at it!
The audience in the Qin Lu live broadcast room also exploded when they saw this scene:
"My mother! This style of painting is wrong! What about the handsome and beautiful monk who is dressed in white and has a peerless elegance? â
"What a lewd buttocks! I can't bear to look at it! A bald-headed monk in a robe shook his buttocks so enchantingly, the reputation of Mingwang Temple is going to be ruined! â
"Hahahaha! With the white lotus that appeared under his feet, tsk, I'm afraid that Shakyamuni will be angry and resurrected! â
"Look at it, the anchor is shaking again, this electric pony buttocks! The anchor's wife is sexually blessed! â
"Yikes! This picture is so dirty! But I love streamers all the way now! I didn't expect you to be such a big brother of Mingwangsi! â
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During the game, Qin Lu had no distractions, and concentrated on shaking his buttocks, moving up little by little. Finally, when he was at an angle of forty-five degrees to the entrance of the cave, he finally stopped, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and smiled brightly at the camera: "Friends, get ready to reward!" Now, it's time to witness the miracle! â
As he spoke, he folded his hands and chirped crookedly towards the hole.
Under the watchful eye of everyone, the demon mosquitoes at the entrance of the cave did not rush out and swallow Qin Lu into a black ball, but only more than twenty demon mosquitoes flew out from the mosquito swarm at the entrance of the cave and shot towards this Qin Road!
This unreasonable scene suddenly blew up many players:
"What's going on? Why did only two dozen demon mosquitoes fly out? â
"Report to the teacher, there are people here who pretend to compare, no, someone cheats!!"
"Does anyone know what's going on? Who's going to explain! â
"@įĨå ―åĨįžåŪæđ, come out quickly, someone is taking advantage of the bug!"
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Actually, Qin Lu didn't know what was going on! He only knew that after shaking his hips like this to a certain coordinate, he would be able to use the monster attraction skill normally, instead of luring out all the demon mosquitoes in one lead!
This way of shaking his buttocks was only thought up by a lewd man named 'Niu Bi Absolute Peak' in the previous life, and Qin Lu just borrowed it. Although the official does not explain the principle of this method, Qin Lu can also guess that there is no map in the game that cannot be passed, if there is, it must be that you have not found the skill!
Moreover, the online game map is still a mathematical coordinate, but the virtual online game changes the two-dimensional coordinates to three-dimensional. Since the game has set a certain coordinate to attract monsters correctly, Qin Lu is now standing on this correct coordinate, and he can safely attract monsters!
Although this way of shaking the buttocks is a bit shameful, at least it works, isn't it?
Then, he threw the little civet cat: "Shape-shifting, attaching, splitting!" â
As soon as the words fell, the little civet first turned into a Tai Chi light shield to protect Qin Lu, and then when the demon mosquito flew in, it 'brushed' the ground and turned into more than forty little civets, devouring the demon mosquito.
"Add blood!" Seeing that the first wave of mobs was eliminated, Qin Lu turned around and shouted to his teammates.
"Yes, Hall Master!"
Seeing Qin Lu's miraculous method of attracting monsters, those team members were a little excited, and hurriedly used Pudu sentient beings to help the little civet recover its blood volume.
And at this moment, a strange light flashed in the eyes of the analysis emperor standing behind everyone: This Qin Lu must know some inside story of the game! It's kind of interesting!
At this time, Qin Lu smiled proudly at the live broadcast camera: "Hahahaha, thank you friends for your quiz!" It's so cool to make money! It's like drinking 'Special Sue'! Also, if you can, give a reward! â
â666666ïž Although I don't know how the streamer did it! However, it's worth it to see the anchor's wonderful buttocks shaking performance! Reward 666 spirit stones! â
"It's miserable! The 10,000 spirit stones that pressed the anchor were all lost! What a cheap hand! But seeing the anchor's shaking buttocks, it's worth it! â
"My God, there are at least tens of thousands of demon mosquitoes at the entrance of this cave, when does this anchor have to brush it!"
"Why don't you ride the wind? Soar up to 90,000 miles! I'll obey you for this broken station! â
"The anchor looks like he has a plug-in face, why don't you accept the old man to be a crotch?"
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Seeing that more than 300,000 advertising revenue had come in, Qin Lu was also satisfied. However, the next time is the hard time, because it will take at least two days for him to finish brushing the demon mosquito at the entrance of this cave alone!
So, he said to the camera again: "The next thing is the repeated monster attraction and monster farming!" Audience friends, at this time, you can chat with the anchor or something, blow water or something. Come on, brush up the barrage!! â