Sometimes people are like that, once they think about something, they are full of motivation. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

For example, the animals know that the first three seconds are not something difficult to say, for example, the girl has not had a period for a long time after the first time, it may be because of physiological regulation and not because of the baby, and for example, after Xu Feng knew the real reason for his bad state, Xu Feng swept away the decadence, and went to the court with a ball.

After thinking about it, Xu Feng sent a WeChat message to Sister Lulu on the way to the stadium and said I go to the stadium, do you want to go?

Die!

Sister Lulu's reply was full of strong condemnation and complaints, just like the animals that have never touched themselves after ten years of marriage, full of resentment.

Xu Feng was one head and two big, thought about it and sent a WeChat message saying that I will practice football first, and I will invite you to drink old hen soup at night.

Sister Lulu over there quickly replied, okay, send the old lady to the bedroom, 501.

At this moment, Xu Feng was completely stunned.

Rounding in 1?

But it's not easy to get in, this is the tightest building in all the dormitories of Jianda.

There is a senior in the post bar who said that he was dressed as a woman back then, with several layers of foundation on his face, and two apples on his chest have the scale of D, and this senior looks quite feminine, and his figure is that kind of hemp rod type.

But as soon as I entered the door, I was discovered by the aunt of the dormitory manager, who was known as the exterminator, and the exterminator was too bullish to die, and said directly, where did it come from? Haven't seen it.

No one would have imagined that the exterminator's memory was as perverted as her nickname, and she could memorize the various appearances of hundreds of women in 1 house, which also caused this senior to be caught red-handed and failed to successfully blend into 1 house.

Even if Jianda has a large number of strong people and all kinds of routines are exhausted, the exterminator is born with a pair of discerning eyes, as long as it is an animal, it can be rejected when it smells the obscene smell.

So the 1st house has completely become a forbidden place for the construction of large cattle, as long as there is an exterminator too much, don't think about crossing the thunder pond half a step!

Thinking about it, Xu Feng has also practiced the ball on the court for more than two hours, all of which are basic dribbling and shooting, without Sister Lulu laughing on the side, Xu Feng felt that the fighting spirit he had just been full of collapsed a lot.

When Xu Feng came to the door of the 1st room after taking a bath and buying the things that Sister Lulu had lifted, he was also worried to death, so he would definitely be found if he went in like this.

And the exterminator of the 1st House obviously found Xu Feng wandering at the door and struggling, staring at Xu Feng with a pair of eyes, for fear that Xu Feng would turn into a fly and fly into the 1st House to insult the women of this building and do some animal things that are not suitable for children.

"! Fight! ”

Xu Feng's heart fell, and he walked directly into the hall of the 1st house, and the animals who were waiting for their female tickets to go downstairs were extremely admired that Xu Feng had such courage to face the extermination master directly.

Xu Feng thought, I'm running fast, can't I just rush upstairs?

But when he walked to the top of the stairs, Xu Feng was dumbfounded, and all the grilles and iron generals stood sideways, directly cutting off Xu Feng's way.

Isn't it, usually the hallway is locked?

At this time, the exterminator looked at Xu Feng with a vigilant face and said, "Classmate, you are in the wrong place. ”

Xu Feng is also a dead horse doctor, so he said, "My classmate has to move things, it's relatively heavy, and a few girls can't move, so call me over to help!" ”

"If you can't move, call a few more women to move, what do you say when a big boy runs a girl's dormitory?" The exterminator is too iron-faced and selfless, not eight feet tall, but his waist circumference is really eight feet, and he interrogates Xu Feng with fierce eyes.

"No, that thing has a small contact area, at most three girls are around, and it doesn't work if there are too many people."

Xu Feng said.

"Don't you just want to go into the girls' dormitory? I also made up such a bad reason, my mother has heard the same reason as you hundreds of times here, everyone is full of emotion, you little guy still says it is right, amazing! ”

Shi Tai looked at him coldly and stopped directly in front of Xu Feng.

Xu Feng smiled helplessly and said, "My girlfriend asked me to send her to the dormitory, if she can't send it to the dormitory, break up immediately!" ”

"There are more than a thousand reasons for this, and there are people who say they want to commit suicide, but I haven't seen a few animals go to Lord Yama to report? What's new? ”

"No......" Xu Feng couldn't help but sigh that he was a talented senior.

"Now go out and turn right, don't send it." Shi Tai ruthlessly refused.

"Hero, just let me go!"

Xu Feng sent the exterminator to kneel.

Mrs. Shi crossed her hands on her hips and was unmoved, so she was about to send a renewal fee with one hand.

Xu Feng asked weakly, "Don't you give a chance at all?" ”

Mrs. Shi pouted, quite a little cute, but the refusal was quite ruthless.

Xu Feng had no choice but to carry the bag in both hands, and slowly walked out of the 1st room, wondering if he would send a WeChat message to ask Shen Nan to come down and help bring it up?

Click!

At this time, General Tie opened, and a few girls slowly walked out of the corridor, Xu Feng wanted the dead bird to face up, took out the middle school 100-meter sprint score of 10.99 seconds, turned into a wind, and quickly stepped directly in front of the exterminator.

Fifth floor!

"You little bunny, come down for me!"

1 There was a terrifying cry from the housekeeper exterminator, and countless animals were dying of admiration.

What is Cattle Man?

Dare to give up in front of the dormitory management exterminator, I'm afraid that for so many years, Xu Feng will be alone.

Knock knock!

After all, Shi Tai is a famous master in the rivers and lakes, and he is not ambiguous, and he is chasing after Xu Feng like a gust of wind with heavy steps.

Xu Feng is also a 100-meter strongman, and after a while, he threw off the dormitory manager a few steps, and several women who went downstairs were frightened by the oncoming cattle, and their faces were shocked.

Xu Feng didn't have the leisure to look at these white flowers, and after a while, he climbed to the fifth floor and knocked on the door of 501 directly.

"Which one?"

Sister Lulu's flying voice came from inside, and Xu Feng's panicked heartbeat suddenly calmed down.

"Me!"

Squeak!

The door opened, Xu Feng hurriedly broke in, and several women in Sister Lulu's bedroom who were scantily dressed to death screamed and climbed onto the bed to cover the quilt, for fear that the animal would come up and do something harmful.

"There's no time now, Mrs. Shi will be here soon, I'm going to hide."

At this time, even Sister Lulu admired Xu Feng for daring to break into the first house, and he had passed the level of exterminating Shitai, so she couldn't help but exclaim, "What's the hurry, can this box get in?" ”

Xu Feng saw that the 80-centimeter-high suitcase was empty inside, and without saying a word, Xu Feng handed the big bags of grain to Sister Lulu, and then got into the suitcase in the surprised eyes of several women, and also pulled half of the zipper.

"I'll leave it to you later."

Sister Lulu is also a cow, she couldn't help laughing, directly pulled up the rest of the zipper, sat up, and said to a few little sisters, "What are you doing in a daze?" They all came down to eat. ”

Several women really admired Xu Feng, who was often talked about in Sister Lulu's mouth, and when they were eating a french fries and egg tart, and drinking chicken soup, the exterminator knocked on the door and came in.

The two eyes scanned at 501 like laser cannons, and finally stared at the suitcase under Sister Lulu's ass and said, "What's in here?" ”

When Xu Feng heard this sentence inside, he was worried to death, who knew that Sister Lulu said, "The family knows that I like to eat durian, so I courier a batch, and a few of their women don't like the taste, so I wrapped it and put it in the box, if you like it?" Can I open it up and show you? ”

"What? Durian? Don't open, I'm gone! Attention, a few of you, an animal has just slipped in, be careful. ”

After saying that, the exterminator took heavy steps and walked away.

Any group of animals wants to break their heads, and they don't know that the exterminator hates the smell of durian too much.

After a while, Sister Lulu gave the little sister in the bedroom a look, they were all bright people, and the woman immediately opened the door and glanced outside to give Sister Lulu an OK gesture.

The box was opened, and Xu Feng crawled out in embarrassment and said, "Suffocate me, Sister Lulu, it's okay for you to sit on it, but you don't have to let out two farts in a row, they stink me to death." ”

"You go to die!" Sister Lulu hadn't praised Xu Feng's heroic behavior of breaking into the house angrily, but when she heard Xu Feng say this, she immediately pretended to fight.

"Okay, okay, you two don't show affection here, if you don't want to die, it's best to leave the 1st house before Mrs. Shi goes downstairs."

A woman couldn't stand it anymore and said.

"Mrs. Shi must have gone down the right aisle, you are now following the same path and rushing down as fast as possible, but I think you will probably have more than ten seconds." Before Sister Lulu finished speaking, Xu Feng quickly went out and shouted to wait for my WeChat, and then went downstairs at a speed of 100 meters.

Fortunately, Xu Feng was fast enough, and he really didn't meet the exterminator along the way, and he was so proud that he wanted to die.

It is said that 1 house is the tiger's den in Longtan, buddy is not breaking in, and he is about to go out.

But Xu Feng had just come to the gate of the 1st house, and Xu Feng was dumbfounded.

The exterminator led a few uncles and ancestors who were about the same size as her to stop at the door, and their faces were quite unsightly.