The plate of artifacts flew into Zhang Qiusheng's face like missiles, three of which fell into his gaping mouth with incomparable accuracy, and the rest were pasted on his face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Qiusheng, who is arrogant and arrogant, is a talented man of the Yan generation, and his hair is angry and rushes to the railing, and he slams the smell with one palm. Dog. , and then staged a difficult performance of the air oral fetish, this scene was deeply reflected in the eyes of the hundreds of students in the audience. This video also dominated the top of the list of Yanda Tieba for a month.

Who said that useless is a scholar? Isn't Zhang Qiusheng's mouth very accurate?

In the eyes of everyone, Zhang Qiusheng, who had eaten half a plate of poop with a very high difficulty, turned red, and then turned from red to blue, looking breathless, and actually fell straight down.

"He's choking! Bring the water! Seeing this, Could hurriedly supported Zhang Qiusheng and shouted to the surrounding classmates to bring water. Could poured half a bottle of water into Zhang Qiusheng in one go, and then poured the poop stuck in his throat into his abdomen, and then Zhang Qiusheng took a breath, but his mood is complicated, and his mental activities are cumbersome, and the author's ability is limited, so he can't accurately describe it. If you have to sum it up in two words, it can probably be condensed as:

Want to......

Ah, no!

I guess I want to die.

After Zhang Qiusheng covered his face and ran away from the door, leaving strings of crystal liquid in the air, the anger and dissatisfaction of the cattle in the finance department suddenly disappeared. Isn't it just to discredit their finance team, and now that the finance department has entered the top four, he still swallows. Dung Mingzhi, what a big deal, just let this bit of friction go away with the wind. Of course, his miraculous performance will definitely be uploaded.

"Congratulations on your progress to the Final Four and look forward to playing you again in the playoffs." Chen Yuan shook hands with Zhou Huan very gracefully.

Fang Shaoyou took a look, hey, isn't there a girl here who doesn't know the height of the sky and wants to let herself go grocery shopping every day? He took three steps and made two steps, came to Chen Yuan's side, stretched out his hand to Chen Yuan with a thief smile, and said, "It's better to be famous than to meet, Clover from the grammar department is really powerful." ”

Chen Yuan looked at Fang Shaoyou's cheap smile and didn't fight anywhere, but there were so many people watching in the audience, she couldn't make any rude moves, so she could only stretch out her hand depressedly and shake Fang Shaoyou's hand.

"Clover, don't forget our agreement." Fang Shaoyou held Chen Yuan's weak and boneless little hand, and scratched her palm extremely dishonestly.

Chen Yuan's face flushed slightly, she scolded this shameless disciple in her heart, and said calmly: "Zhang Qiusheng even ate poop, and I, Chen Yuan, am naturally not the kind of person who misses the appointment." ”

Hearing Chen Yuan say this, Fang Shaoyou felt a little excited in his heart, thinking that if he grasped the opportunity today, he might be able to break through the third base with Chen Yuan in one fell swoop!

"But you'll have to accompany me to the supermarket later to buy some bed-warming essentials." As he spoke, Chen Yuan's charming counterpart smiled less. This smile completely stunned Fang Shaoyou, Chen Yuan, who had always been a fake color to him, could actually show such a bewitching and seductive expression!

Pretty! It's a big look!

I just don't know what the necessities for warming the bed are, but ...... Gang. Ben (cough cough,I don't know Gang.,What is this classmate, please Baidu yourself)?!

Fang Shaoyou, who had a lot of thoughts in his mind, was dragged out of the school all the way by Zhou Huan, and the Department of Finance and the Department of Grammar temporarily decided to have a dinner together, which can be regarded as a small friendship. Looking at the dazzling cute girls in the grammar department, the cattle in the finance department are not calm. Although there is also an existence like Xiao Ruoshui in the Department of Finance, it is a goddess, and the goddess has always been something that can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed. And the fresh and beautiful girls in the grammar department are different, if they tie up well, then they can be transformed into mobile dog food spreaders in the future?

This social dinner can be said to be the joy of the guest of honor, between the staggered planning, the eyebrows and eyes in the Department of Finance and the Department of Grammar are more and more obvious, more and more obvious, one by one, the cattle who are in spring all year round have used alcohol to strengthen their courage to launch an offensive against a girl who is pretending to be reserved all year round. A series of exciting offensive and defensive battles began.

Originally, Fang Shaoyou, who was shining in the game, played well in the game, and was handsome, should be the most popular on this occasion, but after this dinner, instead of a girl approaching, the boys at the table left in the name of toasting. Not because of anything else, just because Fang Shaoyou sat Xiao Ruoshui on his left hand side and Chen Yuan on his right hand.

The two school flowers sat side by side, and the blessing of Qi people broke through the sky.

The envious eyes are all other people's, and only Fang Shaoyou knows the taste of pain and happiness.

"Little liar, who is this big beauty sitting next to you?" Xiao Ruoshui pushed Fang Shaoyou's shoulder very affectionately and asked.

"Oh, she's ......" Fang Shaoyou just wanted to speak, Chen Yuan immediately took over and said, "I'm Chen Yuan from the grammar department, hello." ”

You won't know who I am? Chen Yuan pursed his lips and thought, didn't he just want to take the opportunity to show me your intimate relationship with this stupid person?

Xiao Ruoshui did know who Chen Yuan was as early as the beginning of the new semester, the legendary new school flower. Although she Xiao Ruoshui doesn't care about this kind of false name, when the false name is snatched away by others, there will be a feeling of unhappiness. What's more, it's just that this woman snatched the name of the school flower, and now she looks like she wants to rob even a little liar, and she Xiao Ruoshui is a little unbearable.

"Hello, Xiao Ruoshui of the Department of Finance." Between the words, the intimacy of the other party Shaoyou disappeared, and Xiao Ruoshui spit out these words coldly.

Fang Shaoyou swallowed his saliva, he was not a fool, he immediately felt a chill that penetrated his heart.

"I heard that Fang Shaoyou lives with you now." Xiao Ruoshui looked at Chen Yuan and said unhurriedly: "Our junior brother is grateful for your care." Saying that, she naturally rubbed Fang Shaoyou's head.

Chen Yuan's eyelids jumped, although she didn't think that Fang Shaoyou's animal had anything to earn, but everyone else showed off on her face, how could she Chen Yuan retreat?

"Yes, you don't even know if the water is in trouble, he usually doesn't want to go to the school cafeteria, but he likes to eat the food I cook. And ah......" Chen Yuan began to talk about her and Fang Shaoyou's daily life bit by bit, although the tone was very flat, but the attitude of "You are far from me compared to Fang Shaoyou's intimacy, when will you live under the same roof with him and provoke me again" is clear.

Damn, it's definitely going to be a rhythm to fight like this...... Fang Shaoyou wailed in his heart, what the hell is this meow?

"Huh? It turns out that the younger brother likes to eat home-cooked food? Xiao Ruoshui was a junior brother, and Fang Shao's wandering soul was about to fall, of course, most of them were scared away.

"And you took me to French food last time? You little liar! Xiao Ruoshui said angrily, Fang Shaoyou could only smirk "hehe", of course he would not debunk Xiao Ruoshui and say that it was Li Yucheng who dragged them over, didn't he kill himself?

With the two goddesses coming and going, Fang Shaoyou can be regarded as seeing how powerful the competition between girls is, compared to the dialogue between the two of them, today's game can only be regarded as a scum.

Fang Shaoyou's eyes begged for help everywhere, but his teammates were busy with their own careers and didn't have time to deal with him, while Bai Panhong was alone, he sat in the corner and watched Fang Shaoyou's jokes with great pleasure.

Fang Shaoyou looked left and right, and finally focused his eyes on the wine bottle in front of him, thinking that if he continued to talk like this, he might as well pull the two of them to drink. But he thought about it again, Chen Yuan had worked part-time in a bar before, and Xiao Ruoshui was the kind of girl who would blush when she drank a small sip of wine, didn't letting them fight push Xiao Ruoshui into the fire pit?

No, no, no.

So what to do...... Hey, I can pretend to go out for a toast! If they want to talk, talk about them! We don't swim anymore!

Thinking of this, Fang Shaoyou immediately filled his wine glass, and said to one left and one right: "You guys talk slowly, I'll go out and have a glass to the seniors, after all, it's not easy to enter the playoffs." With that, he picked up the wine and ran away without replying, leaving only the two women sitting at the table and looking at each other.