8 Feng Lulu
Sister Lulu is a southern girl, with her delicate beauty and no competition, Liu Yifei has many times her appearance, and her figure looks extremely slender, most of the livestock and women see Sister Lulu and think that this must be a quiet and delicate girl who needs the protection of the animals. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
But if you think so, you are very wrong, and you can't be more wrong. Those who are familiar with it know that this sister who likes basketball and is the absolute main force of the Jianda women's basketball team is by no means what everyone imagines.
On the evening of the first day of enrollment for new students, according to the rules of the university, both male and female dormitories will have a night talk to introduce themselves to determine the status of the dormitory leader, such as the eldest brother, eldest sister, second sister, and second sister.
After the introduction of several women in the dormitory that night, Sister Lulu said, my name is Feng Lulu, gender female, male hobby, two out of two this year, from a small town in the south, I haven't seen anything in the world, I just mess with a group of boys, I like to chase stars, I know some well-known actresses such as Muto Lan ****** Ozawa, and I usually like to play ball, run and run sports.
Bang Dang!
A group of people listened to Sister Lulu's introduction and almost didn't fall off the top bunk.
But there happened to be a senior woman in Sister Lulu's bedroom, she said, Little Lulu didn't see that you were so tough, how many men have you slept with?
Sister Lulu said with extremely high teeth and claws at this time, I have slept with a man standing up to the sky, unique in this world, it is too difficult to surpass him, but eight years ago he abandoned me and I can only face the night sadly and stay alone in the empty room, and there will be no love again.
A group of women shouted one after another, saying that they couldn't see that little lulu you were so precocious and in love, but they all sympathized, and said who is this animal, do you want our little sisters to wash the blood of that animal?
Sister Lulu suddenly became excited and said, Okay, okay, my dad will come at the end of the semester, and you must not miss the opportunity when the time comes, I can take you home with me.
Suddenly, a group of women said that little lulu, you are too shameless, and Sister Lulu replied that people are not shameless and make a group of women hate it.
Under the leadership of Sister Lulu, the dormitory night talk that was originally a very positive style of painting changed its taste, and after a while, it studied all the opposite sex topics such as boys' lust and girls' physiological functions, and finally voted for the boss of the dormitory, and everyone unanimously elected Sister Lulu.
Sister Lulu waved her hand at this time and said Sister Su'er, you are a senior, and the animals you have touched are better than the Oba we have seen, you can't say that you are not the eldest sister, and finally Sister Su'er has been the eldest sister for a year, and the eldest sister will graduate this year, and the sophomore Sister Lulu deserves to be the head of the dormitory.
A group of women admired Sister Lulu because Sister Lulu did something that all the women applauded in her freshman year.
When I was in the freshman year of business case analysis, the lecturer was a bald old man who was very obscene and very sexual, and always liked to run in front of the woman who wore very little to peek at the woman's neckline, and always used Durex as a case, but not a case, but talked about the things in the livestock computer, and the whole classroom of livestock listened to the blood boiling, and a group of freshman young girls were made red-faced.
The senior sister in Sister Lulu's dormitory specially reminded Sister Lulu that she must wrap herself in the same way as a rural daughter-in-law in the eighteenth century when she took such a class that day, but Sister Lulu deliberately dressed herself up and sat in the first row when she took such a class that day.
The bald head class routine remains the same, and suddenly ran to Sister Lulu and asked with a smile, why doesn't Durex produce black TT?
Sister Lulu said incomparably because she was thin because of black.
At this time, the bald head was excited, and said, this classmate, since you know, do you know how to use TT? As a new era of men and women, you must know how to use TT, if you don't know, come to my office after class, I can teach you how to use it?
Sister lulu is strong because she doesn't speak amazingly, and immediately said, Professor Du, don't you just use TT, I usually blow it as a balloon, and now I can teach everyone how to use it on the spot?
Immediately, the whole classroom became popular, and they asked Sister Lulu to demonstrate on the spot, and Professor Du also said okay, you go up and demonstrate, and handed Sister Lulu a few TTs as he spoke.
Sister Lulu casually took the TT on stage, took out a few pieces of chalk and said, "Hello girls, animals, if Professor Du's things are as thick as chalk, it is obviously not enough to fill the TT."
Immediately, the whole classroom laughed, and Professor Du's face instantly darkened with a smile.
Sister lulu said again, obviously Professor Du's is not as hard as chalk, here, I don't use chalk, usually everyone is worried about falling into the water when they use their mobile phones, and today I will teach you how to use TT waterproof.
So Sister Lulu also ran to Professor Du to borrow his mobile phone with a large touch screen very sincerely, and then loaded it with TT, and poured mineral water from a livestock on it, but at this moment, the same voice from the mobile phone came out of the same voice treasured in the computers of the animals, Professor Du was immediately anxious, at this time Sister Lulu was very embarrassed to say, Professor Du, I'm sorry to touch your collection, you won't blame me, right?
Professor Du's face turned white three times and blushed three times before he finally said that it was okay, and then Professor Du no longer dared to run to the girl with the bewitching breasts and big neckline to peek.
Another thing that a group of women admire is that Sister Lulu plays basketball well, better than most livestock, and last semester Sister Lulu was the strongman who led the Konku women's basketball team to the semifinals of the Cuba women's basketball team.
Usually, Sister Lulu has to jump for a while to settle down when she enters the dormitory, but today Sister Lulu walked into the bedroom very calmly, so that a group of women felt that Sister Lulu was not the eldest aunt who came in advance.
"Little Lulu, how do you look like you are out of tune, tell my sister, which animal bullied you? A bunch of our little sisters washed him in blood! ”
Sister Lulu glanced at the woman, and then put the whole person on the lap of another girl in a white dress, and her little paws quickly wiped a handful of two white rabbits that were one size bigger than herself, and looked at the ceiling with blank eyes and said, "Xiao Nannan, do you know?" Today our department has a special sports enrollment, I met with Zhou Hao's boss to play, and his breakthrough and physical fitness are top in Jianda, I think he can enter the department's team, but Zhou Hao's boss feels that the livestock still needs to be honed, so he didn't say let him in. ”
The girl who was insulted by Sister Lulu is called Shen Nan, one year older than Sister Lulu and her physical development is better than Sister Lulu, and her appearance is almost the same as that of Sister Lulu.
However, unlike Sister Lulu's fiery style, Shen Nan is a very quiet and authentic southern girl, but these two people have become good girlfriends who talk about everything.
"Is it unconscious?" Shen Nan didn't care about Sister Lulu's sneak attack, and said with a smile.
"I don't know how this animal is playing with awareness? Anyway, he said that he hadn't learned much basketball, I think it is, the basic skills are relatively rough, although he won the animal of Zhang Lei of the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, but it is also a defense that people have no target, I think Xu Feng's livestock is still very promising to practice well, if he practices it, our team will be fine! ”
"Lulu, I've never seen you treat a guy so well?" Shen Nan said with a smile.
"It's not because this animal looks smart, and he looks a bit like you." Sister Lulu said weakly.
Shen Nan smiled and didn't answer.
"Xiao Nannan, do you think Xu Feng can enter the team?" Sister Lulu asked again.
Shen Nan said with a smile, "I haven't seen him play, I don't know, but I think no matter how good a person is in ball, his character will definitely be annoying, but if a person plays badly, it is acceptable to have a good character, as for whether he can enter the team, this decision is not a word from you and me, it depends on whether he wants to join the team?" If you don't have enough ability, you don't have enough perseverance to practice! ”
"That's right!"
Sister Lulu jumped up in an instant, and said excitedly, "I'll just say, I was led to a misunderstanding by Zhou Hao's boss's words, if this guy works hard to train and become a super Saiyan, then our management team won't have to be relegated to play in the league, and even have good results in the league!" ”
Sister Lulu, who was excited, completely lost the decadence just now, anyway, she opened the wardrobe and changed her clothes and said, "Xiao Nannan, my idol is playing a game tonight, are you going?" ”
"No, I'll have to go to the library later to pay back the books I borrowed last semester." Shen Nan said.
Sister Lulu said, I'll look for you when I'm done, and then Sister Lulu changed into a white tracksuit and went out in a hurry.
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