In any game with goblins, goblins appear as monsters, and they have to be killed by the player, and then contribute experience, equipment, and items to the player. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But today, Lin Yuanzheng took on the mission to protect the goblins!

Goblins know how to issue missions to seek human protection?

The person who designed this game must have been a thousand-year-old wonder that was about to bloom!

What's even more amazing is that this goblin can not only write, but also write kanji!

Well, spit to spit out.

In fact, Lin Yuanzheng was still very happy in his heart. Because of this commission, he not only avoided the human tragedy of being arrested to build the Great Wall and dig a canal, but also made a fortune.

What is the concept of three taels of silver?

Lin Yuanzheng didn't know.

It shouldn't be a lot, but if you pay carefully, these three taels of silver should still be enough for living expenses for a period of time. Lin Yuanzheng thought happily that before he spent all the money, it would be best for him to find a way to go back.

Lin Yuanzheng, who was immersed in joy, probably would not have thought of the famous saying that has been circulated for a long time at this time: the more benefits, the greater the risks (dangers).

There is only one problem that is seriously bothering him at the moment:

What about protecting the goblins - is it like a bodyguard to follow the goblins? Or should I pick up this goblin and throw it in the coffin, close the lid, and count the three days on my fingers?

Of course, this is nonsense, according to Lin Yuanzheng's idea, it is naturally best to throw the goblin into the coffin to "protect", and then lie down in the grass bunk next to him to sleep to receive the reward.

Who wants to be a bodyguard behind such a monster?! - Goblins are more like real mobs than the mobs around the village.

Of course, the above is just his unilateral thoughts.

There is a saying called: the ideal is very plump, but the reality is too skinny.

The practical problem that Lin Yuanzheng is facing now is that he has only one choice-

Saddle up like a pony and circle around the goblin in front of him, who is only half his height.

No way, who made this goblin his boss now? Boss, naturally, you can't be offended casually.

What's more, this goblin's aura is still so powerful!

- For example, when it walks, it always walks with its head held high and swaggering, never looking directly at the people around it (in fact, it is mainly Lin Yuanzheng);

- For another example, when it saw a person selling rock sugar gourds passing by, it immediately took out two copper coins from his pocket and asked Lin Yuanzheng to buy a bunch. When Lin Yuanzheng trotted all the way and handed over the sugar gourd, our goblin uncle immediately waved his hand heroically, which means: You're welcome, it's for you to eat.

- For another example, it took Lin Yuanzheng to Xiao Qiao's sister's restaurant to consume. As soon as our little sister Qiao saw that it was Lin Yuanzheng, she immediately threw out her stunt - snobbery, and the meaning on her pretty face was as cold as a thousand-year-old snow-capped mountain.

As a result, our goblin uncle threw a big silver ingot, which immediately made Xiao Qiao change from a numb facial paralysis face to a peach blossom face full of spring.

After eating and drinking, Uncle Goblin snapped his fingers, and after a few strokes, Xiao Qiao gave Lin Yuanzheng a leg beating service at his signal.

See? See? This is called being, qi, and field!

Nima, are you an uncle, or am I an uncle?! A tiny goblin would dare to be so arrogant! Lin Yuanzheng protested in his heart.

Of course, the protest was strong at first, but then it faded away.

The whole day passed like this, and even Lin Yuanzheng felt that it was too incredible.

From morning to noon, he accompanied the goblin to do two things - shopping and shopping.

Although there is not even a decent street in this small remote village, there are still four shops - a blacksmith shop, a herb shop, a grocery store, and Xiao Qiao's restaurant and inn.

Early in the morning, the goblin took Lin Expedition straight to the blacksmith shop, which contained farm tools and weapons. The goblin picked up the dagger and looked at it, picked up the long sword and tried it, and after reading the horseshoe and the small spike, most of the day passed, making Lin Yuanzheng confused.

After coming out of the blacksmith, the goblin went to the grocery store. After reading the rouge gouache and looking at the fabric, after reading the fabric and looking at the clothes, I finally bought a large fishing net.

In the herb shop, Lin Yuanzheng didn't know what the goblins were going to do. It was not at all interested in the paper-wrapped recipe in the herb shop, nor did it glance at the ointment boiled in the shop. When I went to the store, I went straight to the backyard, grabbed the herbs that were drying in the backyard, and looked like I couldn't put it down.

What a strange goblin.

But even stranger are the villagers of the small village.

They didn't seem surprised by the goblin's existence in the slightest, and no one went up to claim the goblin monster who had accidentally broken into the village as a pet, and they were even more enthusiastic about the goblin than they were about the forest expedition, which was also a human.

It's weird.

Lin Yuanzheng sensed several times that someone behind him seemed to be pointing fingers, and when he looked back, he realized that these people were actually talking about him, not about goblins—because their eyes were all looking at him, and they seemed to have a mocking meaning.

Alas, no matter so much.

After eating and drinking enough in Xiao Qiao's restaurant, Lin Yuanzheng found that the goblins that he had previously thought were ugly had become much more pleasing to the eye.

In the afternoon, I went to the river to catch fish.

The goblin took out the fishing net he bought at the grocery store in the morning and scattered it in the river, and the clumsy action made Lin Yuanzheng laugh secretly beside him: Who would choose such a place with rapids and rapids to catch fish?

However, when he ran over to help, the goblin stubbornly waved him away. So he had to watch as this unique goblin spent more than two hours casting and removing the net, and finally he didn't catch another fish, and went back empty-handed.

This unknown goblin seems to be quite rich, and quite clean--when walking on the road, dust falls on it, and it must be cleaned before it can be re-put on the road-so it stays at Little Joe's inn at night, and the Lin expedition is blessed to live in a different room, of course.

Finally, I don't have to live in the damp and simple Yizhuang.

Lin Yuanzheng has been in this world for so long, and finally took a happy bath for the first time.

When he woke up the next day, he went downstairs to fetch water and prepare to wash his face, but the scene in front of him almost dropped his jaw.

The goblin was sitting on a high counter and joking with little Joe.

Of course, the goblin can't speak, but it keeps making strange noises from its mouth, and its hands and feet are still gesturing back and forth with funny and clumsy movements, making the beautiful Little Joe, who has been paralyzed all the time, constantly let out waves of heartless laughter.

Against God! This goblin!

It's okay to be able to write, it's okay to be able to go shopping, and it's okay if you can't cast a net to catch fish, but-

It can even flirt with girls!

And it's flirting with a girl who doesn't understand the language at all!!

Sweat! Sweat!! It's embarrassing!

When Lin Yuanzheng felt ashamed, his admiration for this goblin suddenly became like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control......

Of course, Goblin and Little Joe also saw Lin Yuanzheng's reaction, but they directly chose to ignore it.

In this way, Beauty and Monsters, or NPCs and Monsters, spent the whole day chatting happily.

However, this is not a bad thing for Lin Yuanzheng, and he can't even ask for it.

At least that way, he didn't have to be a little brother behind the goblin all the time, and he didn't have to run around with it all day, not to mention any protection and bodyguards.

Another day of relaxation and happiness passed like this.

I didn't expect that there is such a good thing in this world that you can eat hot pot and sing songs, and by the way, you can make money!

The only fly in the ointment was that he had to eat in front of a monster named Goblin with a long nose, pointed ears, and green skin, which was both evil and ugly - which more or less affected his appetite.

As the sun rises, the last day of being a bodyguard comes.

Unfortunately, the nightmare began.

The first thing Lin Yuanzheng did when he got up was to open the window - although the goblin next door had been tinkering with something and making noise last night, it still didn't affect Lin Yuanzheng's quality sleep in the slightest - in the early morning, what could be more wonderful than opening the window to breathe in the fresh air?

"Whoosh! ――”

Before the window was fully propped up, a sharp arrow grazed his face and nailed to the window flute next to him, the wind was strong, and the tail rod was still trembling slightly: this arrow almost didn't break his face!

Lin Yuanzheng was frightened into a cold sweat, and then a burst of anger rose. He looked down and saw a young man dressed as an archer. riding a flaming red high-headed horse, dressed in a strong suit and wearing arm guards; With a bow in one hand and an arrow in the other, and a smug smile on the corner of his mouth—it was clear that the arrow was deliberate.

Before Lin Yuanzheng could speak, the archer preemptively asked: "Little brother upstairs, tell the person above to obediently send things down, and there will be another apology meeting for a thousand people, and we will not be guilty of the past." Otherwise, hehe. ”

"Damn, who's your little brother!" Lin Yuanzheng shot back unceremoniously. Oh, wait, he said "that person" upstairs, where is there someone upstairs, isn't he the only one?

At this moment, the sound of horses' hooves sounded, and a man dressed as a swordsman galloped over on horseback, and asked the archer from a distance: "Blue cat, can you be sure that he is here?" ”

The bow and arrow pointed at Lin Yuanzheng and said with great certainty: "It can't be wrong!" I've seen it with Eagle Eye Tracking - it's not like you haven't seen it, when did you go wrong? When the swordsman heard this, he whistled, and the sound of horses' hooves came from outside the village, and it was obvious that there were a lot of people coming.

Before Lin Yuanzheng could react, he saw a green figure downstairs quietly slipping to the door, and when the archer turned around to talk to the Jianghu guest, he shrank his shoulders and buried his head and strode towards a narrow alley.

- Hey, isn't that the goblin he wants to protect? Why didn't you say hello to him and run away?

Although he didn't understand what was going on, Lin Yuanzheng's first thought was to catch up with the goblin. Although he doesn't have any martial arts or anything like that, he seems to be quite dangerous on the outside. But since you accepted the request, at least you have to keep your promise.

Lin Yuanzheng lacks everything, but he does not lack professionalism.

So he didn't even wash his face, and immediately ran down the stairs "dangdang", and then shook off his legs and desperately chased in the direction where the goblin had just disappeared.

The archers and swordsmen had also seen the goblins, but they didn't react until they saw Lin Yuanzheng suddenly running out of the inn, and they realized that something was wrong.

The swordsman ran up to the second floor of the inn in three steps and two steps, and after kicking all the rooms in one breath and finding no figure, he immediately understood: "Catch that person just now!" Something is wrong with that man! - And that goblin! ”

At this time, their companions also rushed over, and the group hurriedly rode their horses in pursuit.

In this way, Lin Expedition chased the goblins, and a group of horseback riders chased Lin Expedition behind.

The goblin was very clever, and as he ran, he threw something tiny like a nail in his hand, and then made a turn and escaped into the woods.

Lin Yuanzheng only heard the sound of the horserider falling off his horse and scolding from behind him, but he didn't dare to look back, just staring at the goblin in front of him. Fortunately, the goblin was short and had short legs, so it was caught up by the forest expedition soon after entering the bushes.

The goblin looked at the panting Lin Yuanzheng and jumped to his feet and screamed "woo woo wow", looking very angry, as if to say, "It's all your fault, you lured them all over!" ”

Lin Yuanzheng understood at this time, and he was also very guilty. Alas, being a bodyguard turned out to be so difficult!

"No matter what, I'll do my best to protect you."

Lin Yuanzheng knew that such words were very pale at this time, but he still said it.

Hearing his words, the goblin suddenly slapped his forehead, then took out a small bottle from his body and handed it to Lin Yuanzheng, constantly gesturing with his hands and feet, as if asking him to drink it.

"Could it be that drinking this thing can turn me into a martial arts master? Can you hit ten at once? ”

Lin Yuanzheng was still opening his mind at this time - since this is a game world, what else is impossible? But there is still a little doubt in my heart.

At present, there is no other way, let's treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor! So he took a sip as the goblin instructed.

The taste is very bitter, with a hint of Chinese herbs.

The goblin pointed to the side a few more times, as if to make Lin Yuanzheng run that way.

Lin Yuanzheng ran a few steps, and the further he went, the more he felt that the surrounding woods were slowly getting taller and bigger.

He felt very strange, and when he stopped, he saw that the surprise was not trivial.

It turned out that he had become a dwarf, ugly goblin!!

Looking back, the goblin was gone!