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Another reporter picked up the small ticket, "Cherish it, such a bowl of noodles is 88 yuan,"

"The price of this airport is really dark,"

"No way,"

"Hey, if it weren't for the big guys, who would come here to eat!"

While talking, the airport began to be noisy, and the big man in the mouth of the reporter just now came, he was the football king Maradona.

Although the word "king of the ball" is controversial, some people think that the king of world football is Pele, but there are also many people who think that Maradona is a well-deserved king of football history.

When Maradona appeared in everyone's sight, the cheers of the scene and the click of the camera rang out, and the old horse seemed to be enjoying all this, wearing sunglasses and smiling at the corners of his mouth, waving at everyone.

Lao Ma's trip to China this time is a business cooperation, he wants to come to China to endorse a football game, and everyone does not buy it, more people speculate that Lao Ma came this time for the Argentine Olympic team.

Although the old horse was surrounded by four or five bodyguards, the reporters still squeezed over as much as possible.

"Diego, I heard that you came here to make money this time,"

The Chinese assistant on the side said coldly: "I have no comment." ”

"I heard that Aguero of the Argentine Olympic team is getting along with your daughter,"

"No comment,"

"I heard that you came to watch the Argentine game this time,"

"No comment,"

"I heard that you came this time because Bailey was here too,"

"No ......"

Before the Chinese assistant could finish saying "no comment", Lao Ma took a step forward and asked the reporter in English: "What do you say?"

It turned out that this was the case, the word Pele was almost the same no matter what language it was, it was originally transliterated, so Maradona understood it, and for Maradona, the word Pele was his reverse scale.

Unexpectedly, the reporter continued stupidly: "Pele, the king of the ball, Pele." ”

"you, there's only one ball king in the world, and that's me," Maradona said and pointed to himself.

The atmosphere at the scene was a little awkward, and Maradona continued: "You just said that Pele also came to China? ”

"yes, it's almost there."

As he spoke, the other end of the crowd began to stir, and it turned out that Pele had also arrived, and he had been invited by the organizing committee to watch the quarterfinals of the Brazilian team.

Lao Ma took off his glasses and saw Pele from a distance, and his heart was nameless, Argentine football and Brazilian football are feuds, no one obeys anyone, and the football level of the two countries is about the same, so every time they meet, it is Mars hitting the earth.

And Maradona saw that Pele also had such a plot.

Before Maradona could say hello, Pele had already seen him, "Hi, Diego, I met you here by coincidence." ”

Maradona barely managed to squeeze out a smile, "I still have something," just as Maradona was about to leave, a reporter with good things asked Pele, "Now that the group stage is over, if all goes well, Brazil and Argentina will meet in the semifinals, what do you think about this?" ”

"That's great, I'm looking forward to it, I think it's going to be a great game."

"Bah, hypocrite," the old horse scolded in his heart.

But since his native Argentina was mentioned, he would not leave, and was ready to stay and listen, if the dared to speak out about his country, then ......

"So who do you predict Argentina and Brazil will win if they meet in the semi-finals?"

Bailey smiled brightly, "I can't say this, because for so many years, my predictions have always been the opposite, and everyone calls me Crow's Mouth." ”

The reporters at the scene were amused by Bailey, and Lao Ma scolded Bailey fiercely in his heart, "It's disgusting, it's disgusting, I think I'm very humorous." ”

Another reporter said: "The two talents of the previous generation of Brazil and Argentina did not meet on the pitch, but now the Brazilian genius Pato and the Argentine genius Messi can meet in this Olympic Games, and we are all looking forward to this." ”

Lao Ma immediately interjected: "We all know that Leo (Messi) is a genius, but Pato is a genius?" Are you insulting the word genius. ”

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly reached the freezing point, this is Chiguoguo's provocation, and everyone admits that Messi is stronger than Pato, but the question is is okay to say it like this?

Pele did not show weakness, saying: "The level of football in a country is determined by a few stars embroidered on the chest, not by lip service. ”

Compared with this, the five-star Brazil is a second kill, in fact, this is also the most unbeatable record for Argentine footballers in front of Brazilian footballers.

Maradona reacted quickly, "If I'm not mistaken, Brazil doesn't seem to have won an Olympic title." ”

This is the biggest regret of the Brazilians, so Pele is also a little unhappy, "Who knows, maybe we will win the gold medal this time, but some countries want to embroider five stars on their jerseys, it is estimated that it will never be possible." ”

The reporters at the scene all silently stepped back, secretly praying in their hearts: "Fight, bless the fight," if that is the case, it will be big news.

But Pele didn't let everyone get his wish, he pointed to the distance, "I'm sorry, the staff of the organizing committee has come to pick me up, I have to leave, if you want to see me again, then go and watch the Brazilian team play." ”

After Bailey left, the reporters at the scene were a little lost, a slap couldn't sound, and it was boring! Maradona didn't bother to pay attention to the reporters, and quickly left the airport surrounded by bodyguards.

*****

Sitting on the extended version of Lincoln, Maradona was still indignant, "The king of the ball? He didn't even have a color TV when he was playing," and then he asked his assistant next to him, "Have you ever watched Pele play?" ”

The assistant shook his head.

"Have you ever seen me play?"

The assistant shook his head.

The old horse thought to himself, "Am I that old?" ”

Through the vague reflection on the car window, the old horse saw his face and thought, "It's a little old, it's time to take care of it." (Later, Maradona had plastic surgery in 2015, and everyone thought that the football king was more kind, and some people even called his mother Dona).

Suddenly, Lao Ma said to his assistant: "Book me a ticket for the semifinals." ”

"Diego, didn't you say that you would fly to Italy as soon as you finished the endorsement?"

"No, I changed my mind, I know that the biggest regret of Brazilians is that they didn't win the gold medal at the Olympics, so I wanted to see for myself Pele when Brazil was beaten by our Argentina in the semi-finals."

Speaking of this, Maradona's eyes were full of excitement. Unexpectedly, at this time, the assistant replied - "What if Argentina is defeated in the end?" ”

Hearing this, Maradona's face turned green.