"It's a good way, it's a very good way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info name can be named, very named. Nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth; Famous; Mother of All ......"

“……”

"The god of grains is immortal, it is called Xuanyi. The gate of Xuanqi is the root of heaven and earth. If it exists, it is not used diligently......"

“……”

"The movement of the opposite is the use of the weak. Everything in the world is born from being, and some are born from nothing......"

“……”

"Okay, apprentice, the master has already taught you the highest secret of the spells of this sect, and you can become a teacher."

“……”

Out of school?

Out of your sister!

Is it good to teach nothing clearly?

Just reciting two sentences of the Tao Te Ching casually makes you fool over?

What about the free manipulation of the three forces of nature: thunder, fire, and ice?

"Master, your knowledge is really magnificent and extensive, like a vast ocean that allows disciples to throw themselves into the ground without boundaries, but can you teach your disciples two simple and effective tricks?" Lin Yuanzheng patiently made a small request.

"Superficial! , the elephant is invisible, and the road is nameless. Husband only way, good loan and success - man, come to another altar, the old way will be drunk today. ”

"Master, can you teach me how to play with fire?" Seeing that Ge Zhenren only cared about drinking, Lin Yuanzheng had no choice but to go straight and put it bluntly.

"A good rider falls from a horse, a good man drowns in water, and a good fighter dies. Hiccup, fire-player, must ****. Vomit, for the teacher to persuade you to do nothing and do nothing, it is a saint to do nothing, so there is no defeat. Belch. It's better to drink. But if you have fun in wine, don't pass it on to the awake. Belch. Ge Zhenren was drunk, but his thinking was still clear.

Nima, Lao Tzu's tuition has been paid, and you still pretend to be confused for me, right?

Lao Tzu is not here to listen to you talk about the Tao Te Ching, Lao Tzu is here to learn skills!

Lin Yuanzheng quit: "Master, you can teach me, if the apprentice doesn't learn anything, he will embarrass the old man when he goes out." ”

"Apprentice, you don't understand. To be a teacher is a person who cultivates the Tao, a person who is outside. What does the world think of me, what does it matter to me? The so-called 'distinction between inside and outside, and the state of honor and disgrace', the world is known to me, what honor do I have? The world is not me, what is my mourning? The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name. Vomit, drink ......"

Lin Yuanzheng was helpless by such a pampered immortal: "Master, you really don't plan to teach me?" ”

"Why did the apprentice say this? The Master has taught you all the tricks of magic. ”

"Dead bull's nose, return the money! Give me back the money, I'm going to another sect. Lin Yuanzheng had no choice but to make the last move.

"Gross, a teacher for one day, a father for life. Apprentice, since you have already worshiped my disciples, you must be filial and filial to the master. Hiccup, you're going to another sect, yes. However, this tuition fee is absolutely non-refundable. Ge Zhenren hugged the wine jar and was drunk.

Damn, such a pit! Is it okay not to play like this with you?

"Well, then I still won't retreat......" Lin Yuanzheng thought about it, firstly, there were only more than eight taels of silver left on his body, and secondly, it was not so easy for other sects to enter.

"Okay, well, the prodigal son will not change his money. Gross, as a teacher, you are welcome to return to your lost path and re-enter my Yin Yang Dao door. Hiccup, in order to show your sincerity, take out another twenty taels of silver to buy wine for Master. Well, for the sake of the teacher, I will consider whether to accept you. Ge Zhenren's rosacea nose was red, and he looked like he was already very drunk, and he only spoke without knotting.

Nima! Drunk and still thinking about asking for money!

Lin Yuanzheng couldn't hold it anymore, rushed up with an arrow step, and then grabbed it—of course, it was not Ge Zhenren's head, but the wine jar in Ge Zhenren's hand, and then slammed it to the ground.

"Smack-"

The jar was shattered, the wine overflowed, and the whole tavern was filled with a strong aroma of wine.

"Apprentice, what are you doing here?"

Ge Zhenren didn't care about punishing Lin Yuanzheng, but immediately lay on the ground, what were you doing?

Lick the wine on the floor.

Seeing that he worshiped such an incompetent, drunken master who would shamelessly accumulate wealth, Lin Yuanzheng became even more angry in his heart, and immediately picked up another wine jar and smashed it on the ground.

"Apprentice, don't throw it away, don't throw it away, just don't charge you another tuition fee for the teacher."

Ge Zhenren begged for mercy again and again, while picking up the fragments of the wine vat on the ground and licking them desperately. It's just that he didn't expect that the more he begged for mercy, the more angry Lin Yuanzheng became.

"Smack-"

The last wine jar was also smashed by Lin Yuanzheng.

"Wine, wine, my wine—"

Ge Zhenren looked at the fragments of the wine jar all over the ground and the wine that had turned into water stains and wanted to cry without tears, and his expression looked quite pitiful.

Lin Yuanzheng felt happy at this time, and strode outside. However, Ge Zhenren didn't plan to let him go.

"It's a good way, it's a very good way. The name is famous, and the ...... is very famous" Ge Zhenren recited words behind Lin Yuanzheng, but his tone was very strange, as if he was singing.

Damn, come to the Tao Te Ching, this old bull's nose and brain are broken!

Lin Yuanzheng was dismissive.

“…… Therefore, there is often no desire to observe its wonder, and there is a desire to observe its ...... Mysterious and mysterious, the door of all wonders......"

Ge Zhenren had just read this, just as Lin Yuanzheng stepped out of the tavern door with one foot.

"Boom-click-"

The sky, which was originally still clear, suddenly thundered, and a huge lightning bolt was impartial and just slashed the forest expedition.

What is the meaning of unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck?

Lin Yuanzheng understands now.

It's not over yet.

"The world is weaker than water, and the strong can win, and it is not easy. The weak is better than the strong, the soft is better than the strong, the world knows everything, and nothing can be done......"

, The wine that had turned into stagnant water on the ground slowly condensed into ice, and then turned into tiny ice spikes, and then flew to Lin Yuanzheng in unison.

Wow! Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart!

Countless tiny ice spikes pierced into the body, and it hurt the heart, but the problem was that it was still cold to the bones, and it was cold to the heart!

That's the end of it?

Think beautifully!

"The five colors are blinding; The pentatonic tone is deafening; The five flavors are refreshing; galloping and hunting, making people mad; Rare goods, people are ......"

Ge Zhenren finally finished reading.

Lin Yuanzheng didn't have time to rejoice, and a flame began to burn from under him, and it was getting bigger and bigger. Strangely, the clothes are not burned, just a scorching smell from the hair and skin.

"Master, I was wrong......" Lin Yuanzheng finally realized what a serious mistake he had made, and hurriedly admitted his mistake to Ge Zhenren.

"Hmph-" Ge Zhenren snorted coldly, expressing disdain.

"Man, hurry up and bring my master a jar of good wine." Lin Yuanzheng hurried to make amends, but fortunately it was not too late.

"The way of heaven is beneficial but not harmful; The way of the saint is indisputable. Go! Ge Zhenren said something to Lin Yuanzheng, and the cold and burning sensation on Lin Yuanzheng's body suddenly disappeared, as if it had never happened.

It's amazing!

"Master, how did you do it, teach me, the disciple must study seriously."

Seeing that Ge Zhenren began to drink bowl after bowl again, and his mood had improved, Lin Yuanzheng hurriedly seized the opportunity to ask for advice.

"Hiccup, you want to learn. It's easy to say-" Ge Zhenren burped, "There is a secret book here for the teacher, which is summarized by the teacher's years of hard work and countless painstaking efforts. Now I will teach you the secrets, vomit, and I will not charge you more money as a teacher, as long as I recover the paper and engraving fees, ten taels of silver, the cost price. ”

Damn, what kind of mentor are you so good at doing business?

Just go and open a shop to sell books and make money!

Slander is slander, this kind of thing must not be said.

"Master, that, the disciple has already paid the tuition......"

"Tuition is tuition, and books are charged separately, two different things." Don't look at Ge Zhenren who is drunk, but his mind is very sober.

"Thinking about the disciple's poor family and difficult life, and just now I paid off the wine money for the old master's family, can that be cheaper." Lin Yuanzheng patted the wine jar intentionally or unintentionally.

"Goo." Ge Zhenren only cared about drinking and didn't speak.

Lin Yuanzheng beckoned: "Man, bring me another jar of good wine." ”

"Well, for the sake of your boy's filial piety. For the teacher, this exclusive secret book will give you some discounts, eight taels of silver, and it can no longer be less. ”

"Man, another jar of good wine - Master, let's be cheaper."

"Good boy, just you are smart - five taels of silver, take advantage of the good mood of being a teacher."

Deal.

Lin Yuanzheng took the secret note and put it in his arms, then took out five taels of silver and slapped it on the table: "Master, you drink slowly, apprentice, I'll go first." ”

"Well, good, good. Hey, no, the wine money, did you pay for the wine-"

When Ge Daxian reacted, Lin Yuanzheng had already disappeared.

Hahaha, I only ordered wine for you, but I didn't say I had to pay for it for you!

Running away, Lin Yuanzheng hurriedly took out the secret note and looked at it, there were only five words on it-

Xuanzhi and Xuanjing.

Flipping inside, there are only five characters in various permutations: Gong Shang Jiao Zheng Yu.

What is it?

A sheet music?

I'm not mistaken!

Lin Yuanzheng was dumbfounded.