Li Ruoliu, a little girl from the future Terminator, decided to stay at my house at night, she was new to me, she was more familiar with me, she took out a mobile phone from her pocket, held it in her hand and looked everywhere in my house, and finally stopped in the bathroom, she shouted in surprise: "There are really good players in 2016!" "I looked at the phone screen curiously, only to see a player who looked like Li Jianbin of the Shenhua team there squeezing his eyebrows at the phone. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The little girl Li Ruoliu then threw out a golden catch ball and immediately caught Li Jianbin inside, and she was very excited to check Li Jianbin on her mobile phone.

I took a look at Li Jianbin's personal ability, except for tackling and ferocity exceeding 150, the rest of the abilities were all below 150, and I snorted disdainfully: "This is also a good player worth exciteing you?" ”

The little girl Li Ruoliu looked at me very suspiciously and said: "Li Jianbin is an extremely rare player, among all the players released by the Skynet host, it is clear that all players will be announced on the announcement, and Li Jianbin will only be released once." ”

I pursed my lips and asked, "So you, Li Jianbin are unique in the world, right?" ”

She happily said, "Yes! I'm the only one! ”

I shook my head in disbelief and said, "I won't arrest Li Jianbin either, I'll arrest Ronaldo!" ”

Li Ruoliu said contemptuously: "Ronaldo's Skynet has been released 28.56 million times, that is, more than 10 million players have Ronaldo. Not unusual! ”

I was surprised and asked, "But Ronaldo is very capable, isn't he?" ”

Li Ruoliu saw me as an alien, and she gave me an example, using our currency today to calculate the value, Ronaldo can only sell for 1,000 yuan in player transactions, while Li Jianbin is a unique player who can sell for 1 billion yuan.

I opened my mouth wide, the grass mud horse was eating grass!

Li Ruoliu just made 1 billion yuan from my toilet.

I quickly borrowed her mobile phone and looked around the room, there were no players, I took a car to Shanghai People's Park, looked around, on the edge of a rockery, I was excited to find Xiong Fei, a player with the same poor ability as Li Jianbin !

Without thinking, I threw a golden ball and immediately caught Xiong Fei!

At this time, Li Ruoliu ran over to me, shouting while running, I didn't hear clearly, she ran closer and closer, I finally understood, she shouted: "Don't use the golden ball to catch the bear flying, the golden ball is expensive, you can use the red ball!" ”

I waited for her to run up to her and asked, "Why don't you use the golden ball?" ”

Li Ruoliu glanced at me and said, "The golden ball is a rare catching ball, and it is very expensive. Red balls are relatively cheap, only 200 yuan each, but there is a chance of failure to catch. ”

I told her: "Xiong Fei is a terrible player like Li Jianbin and should be unique."

Li Ruoliu shook his head and said: "Although Xiong Fei is very bad, the system has released 58.98 million Xiong Fei, and there will be so many Xiong Fei players that no one will catch Xiong Fei in the future." ”

In Shanghai's People's Park, I met my girlfriend, Xu Xiaowan, who is a medicine powder.

When she saw Li Ruoliu next to me, she said "Huh", and said sourly: "No wonder she didn't answer my phone in the past two days, it turns out that I have a new love." ”

I didn't hide it from her, and directly told her that Li Ruoliu was a terminator from the future, and he led the team to play a game with the East Asia Primary School football team.

Xu Xiaowan said that this was really beyond imagination, so I took Li Ruoliu's mobile phone and showed her how to catch players.

She believed it, and then watched excitedly as I caught Ronaldinho.

I caught Ronaldinho, so I excitedly asked Li Ruoliu, is Xiao Luo worth it?

Li Ruoliu nodded and said, the system has released 18.2 million Xiao Luo so far, which is okay, in your current currency, it is worth 2,000 yuan.

Me: ".........." ”

The second day of the game began, the Shanghai East Asia Primary School team faced the Shanghai Little Star Primary School football team, and Li Ruoliu casually sent the lineup.

Striker Ronaldo, Thierry Henry

Midfielders Zinedine Zidane, Dunga, Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldinho

Defenders Mateus, Rio Ferdinand, Maldini

Goalkeeper Manuel Neuer

All of them were about 10 years old.

I changed from Zhang Xiaoyi to Li Yi the Great and participated in the competition.

Don't look at being only about ten years old, these stars are still quite strong.

Geniuses have been different from ordinary players since they were young, they are all world-class superstars, and their abilities are very outstanding when they are young.

Henry passes to Ronaldo, who is outperformed. Speed up, face the goalkeeper, shoot calmly, the ball is in!

Zidane passed to Messi, Messi broke through on the side, shot, the ball was saved by Chilavert, Ronaldo made up the shot, and the ball went in!

Maldini stole the ball from the cannon and passed it to Dunga, Dunga had a wide field of vision and made an accurate long pass to Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho watched Henry run out of the gap, facing Henry and passed the ball in the opposite direction to Ronaldo, Ronaldo had a hole to defend, he accelerated to get out of the hole, the angle was small, Ronaldo shot into the back corner of the goal, and the ball went in!

The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! At present, the first half is over, and the East Asia Primary School team is 0-6 behind!

At halftime, I found Li Ruoliu.

I asked her, "Why don't you let it go?" ”

Li Ruoliu asked very strangely: "Losing doesn't affect you calling on everyone to play less AV girls nv excellent go games, why should I let it?" ”

Me: ".........." ”

Android, artificial intelligence, Li Ruoliu, I think you are a cold-blooded robot with low emotional intelligence!

I turned on the dispensing system in a frustration when Xu Xiaowan came over to me and cried to me about her thoughts on the abuse of the East Asia Primary School football team.

She was kicked out of the dugout by me, and I needed to be quiet.

I took a closer look at the medicines in the Master Dispenser system.

I found a good medicine called "Animal Planet Medicine" Description: This medicine is used by the whole team, and the whole team members randomly turn into various animals that are good at kicking football.

The ingredients are also very simple, the tears of the fans, the hair of the players, and a little bit of the dirt on the pitch.

I found Xu Xiaowan, got tears, pulled a hair myself, and dug up some dirt.

I use "Animal Planet Medicine" on the whole team

The game resumes.

Messi dribbled the ball, and at this time, the hole screamed and pulled the dirt on the field with his four legs, arching the ball out of Messi's feet with his mouth.

The ball was passed to me, and I was about to spread my legs, but I couldn't, so I had to run on all fours.

I'm running and shaking my nose!

Mateus came up to defend and I was knocked away by me!

It turns out that I am an elephant!

I passed the ball to Cannon, and Cannonball quickly dribbled the ball with a single knife, as fast as a cheetah!

The ball is in!

There are still five left. The thighs made the sound of the ape-man's chirping, and the ape-man's combat effectiveness was also very strong, and he shook off the big foot and actually broke Ronaldo's ball.

There wasn't enough time, and there were 5 goals left. Gotta chase 5 balls!

I need a bottle of sling counterattack medicine now!

I turned on the system, looking for the sling counterattack medicine, the last time the system sent me a bottle, this time the system will not send it again, I have to configure it myself.

The raw material is very demanding, but it is very convenient for me, and it requires the urine of eleven kinds of animals.

I took advantage of the short timeout to get the players to form a circle and I took a big bottle to catch the urine under the players.

The urine poured into the bottle in my hand, and some players couldn't aim at it and peed all over me!

Yards, it's all about victory!

And at the end I poured urine into the bottle. The ingredients are complete.

I quickly prepared the medicine and immediately used the sling counterattack medicine.

I rushed forward with the ball, flicking my big ears and nose. (Actually, I didn't have big ears and a long nose, although I became an elephant, but people from the outside saw me as a person!) ）

I rammed Ferdinand with the body of an elephant, and I rammed Maldini with the body of an elephant savagely and rudely!

These are very crude fouls, but since I used the sling counterattack drug, the referee has been blind, and he doesn't seem to see it!

Finally knocked Neuer away and I shot the ball into the goal!

In the end, we naturally counterattacked.

7-6, East Asia Primary School defeated Shanghai Little Star Primary School.

In the last moments, I said these words to the camera as the MVP of the audience.

"Future human beings,Hello everyone,I'm Emperor Li Yi,I hope you don't play the game AV female nv excellent go,Although this game provides a lot of perfect bionic actresses for everyone to use to snap,But you still have to make more people with your wife.,Maybe your wife is not beautiful.,But please keep in mind.,Have more children and have more children.。 After all, those actresses are just androids in the game. Please play less games! Finally, thank you for your love and support! ”