"In the next show, the members of the 10th Regiment will 'show themselves' and come up to perform, playing and singing "Love You and I Do"!"

The audience was very face-saving, just to give thunderous applause and screams immediately when they heard the name of the show. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info saw a hunter put a chair out of nowhere, then pulled out an acoustic guitar from the storage space and sat down on the stage.

The area of the troubled still water leveling is full of mythical northern and southern federations, all kinds of strange monsters have been killed, and all kinds of strange drops have also been seen. Among them, there is no shortage of equipment that has never been seen before, and I often marvel when I see a new thing, I wipe it, and can I have this kind of equipment?

That acoustic guitar is a piece of equipment, a piece of equipment that makes everyone scratch their heads.

Fortunately, Shui Wuxian met Fei Xiaoke and Xiaoqing, who were changing careers and hiding professional court musicians, and found a chance to ask, and sure enough, it was their weapons and equipment. As long as it is an instrumental weapon, the court musicians can use it, and all skills can be used to exert effects through various musical instruments. Different instruments can also have different effect bonuses.

This acoustic guitar was once used as a temptation by Shui Wuxian is not trivial, and it is transferred to the turbulent times to send the guitar to the still water! It's a pity that Fei Xiaoke and Xiaoqing completely ignored it, Xiaoqing himself has studied the guqin, and it is understandable that he is unwilling to play the acoustic guitar Shui Wuxian can't look at it directly.

"Of course you use a flute, haven't you seen that the heroes in martial arts movies are all a flute and a swordsman? The most important thing is that your rotten guitar is only white, which is worse than the professional clothes sent by the puppet teacher, you are mistaken! “

Go back to your pigsty! Where did that round figure come from?! You're just mistaken!

The guitar can also be used in the hands of ordinary classes, and it is also marked with a basic attack power, and it also hurts to smash monsters with it. But the most fascinating thing about the myth is its reality, this guitar can really be played! The lowest level of the white guitar has a very low drop rate, but no matter how low the white suit is, it will not be impossible to brush out, and as a result, almost all the guys who can play the guitar in the ten regiments go crazy, and they only give up when they get a hand, which has become one of the most important props for them to flirt with their girls.

Showing off my self in a chair to adjust my comfortable sitting position, I picked up my guitar and plucked it casually, making a string of strings vibrating.

"Ahem, everyone be quiet. The song "I Love You I Do" I sing next is dedicated to my goddess, Miss Fan'er! I hope she can accept my heart and accept my confession! “

As soon as the words of showing off themselves fell, the guys who did good things whistled and screamed again, confessing in public, how lively! Especially after singing a loud "unwilling", that is the climax of the show!

This is the noise that the coffee beans have just been attracted to attention.

I don't understand the ghostly thoughts of my brothers when I show myself, and I think that the brothers are too righteous to themselves, and they have such a big voice to cheer! Show off her self and feel good about herself, and pluck her hair, so that Shui Wuxian has the feeling of seeing a handsome enemy. With a wave of their hand, the audience silently quieted down, showing off their egos and putting their hands back on the guitar, closing their eyes with an affectionate expression.

"What the hell!" A roar interrupts the first syllable of the guitar that shows off the self, and an assassin runs onto the stage in a rage, also holding an acoustic guitar.

"Sunshine boy, what's wrong?" Show yourself stunned for a moment.

"The microphone came out for me, what's going on?" The Assassin, known as the Sunshine Boy, had already taken to the stage, ignoring himself and shouting to the audience that the Commander of the Ten Regiments should not steal my microphone.

"What's wrong? Isn't your show next? ”

Don't grab my microphone frowning, he's right next to the stage, so jump on stage instantly.

"How can the performance of showing off one's self-confessing to Miss Fan'er pass?"

"I rub, why can't I pass?"

Show yourself off and listen to the words of the Sunshine Boy is not happy, why can't your performance pass?

"What about my performance? My self-playing and singing "Little Dimples" is also a confession to Miss Fan'er, do you say that there are two programs that confess to the same person can pass? ”

"Huh? Do you want to confess to Miss Fan'er too? Microphone, what's going on? The show asked me if I didn't grab my microphone.

Miss Fan is a member of the Phantom Butterfly, and it is normal for many people to love each other when there are more monks and less porridge.

"Oh, no wonder when you reported for the show, I always felt that the object of your confession was so familiar, it turned out that it crashed!"

Don't grab my microphone with a look of sudden realization, obviously only now found out such an embarrassing thing. And of course, the program that is ready to go up will not report these hidden surprises, that is, no one knows about it except the performers and don't grab my microphone.

Show off yourself and the Sunshine Boy are old members, and they know their own head very well, so they know at a glance that this bastard doesn't care about his own affairs and makes such a joke.

"My show is in front of you, it means that my show is registered first, yours and I are repeated, and you cancel!"

"Take your sister! Since the report has been successful, it means that it is a reasonable performance! ”

"Okay, you get out of the way first, and I'll talk about it after I'm done!"

"Of course not!"

Sunshine boy is not stupid, show himself after the performance, in case his goddess is affected by the atmosphere of the scene, he agrees if he can't think about it, won't he cry to death? Confess that you must take advantage of the first shot!

People in troubled times like this kind of show, for fear that the world will not be chaotic, and everyone will stir up the instigation of discord, so I am afraid that the two will be resolved peacefully.

The two of them were also quite powerful, the more they argued, the more intense they became, and finally they really picked up the guitar and beat each other. The audience was so good that the audience stood up and cheered, and those who didn't know thought what a great show was happening here.

In the final analysis, the chaotic scene is the fault of the head of the tenth regiment not to grab my microphone, Her Royal Highness the Queen knows it, her eyes are wide, and she is about to sit in the village and let everyone bet on winning or losing Don't grab my microphone so I have to admit that I am unlucky, and I climbed onto the stage to persuade me to fight.

How could the jealous Sao Nian not rob me of the microphone to persuade him, the culprit came to power and hurriedly beat him up. Don't snatch my microphone and I'm not a good man or a woman, so I picked up a chair and slammed it on the two of them. A chair, don't grab my microphone actually used the feeling of nunchucks, which made the two people miserable, and finally smashed the two of them off the stage, and suddenly there was a thunderous applause.

The members of the Coffee Association were deeply puzzled and puzzled, this kind of pious applause had only been heard in the concert, and now there was only chaos on the stage, these people clapped their hands and cried and shouted what was going on! Can you perform a show seriously! Are these all audiences invited from the good stories of China?

Don't snatch my microphone Seeing that the two of them were smashed off the stage and smashed the chair down, I clapped my hands in satisfaction.

"Ahem, skip these two shows. Next, let me praise it, and sing Gu Kiji's "Golden Song" for everyone! ”

"Sing your sister! More than ten minutes of songs, isn't it timeout after singing! A wizard rolled up the wide trousers of his mage robe and climbed onto the stage neatly, "Your group's show skips and get out of the way!" ”

The audience just thought that the show was over, and they were about to sit down in disappointment, but they didn't expect someone to rush onto the stage again, and it was the head of the eighth regiment who gently left me! There's a new show again!

"We've skipped two shows here, one is five minutes and two are ten minutes, I suffered a little loss during this time, I'll sing!"

Don't grab my microphone and explain your desire to sing in a high-sounding way, gently I'm not a rookie when I'm gone, I can't be deceived in a few words, fly and kick don't grab my microphone butt.

"Skip it, it's our group's turn to recite poems, don't force Lao Tzu to do it!"

Don't grab my microphone if you've been kicked, you've already done it before you force it, okay! Habitually grabbed to the side, oops, the chair that was very easy to use just now was thrown off the stage by himself.

Don't grab my microphone The action of copying the chair is too obvious, and I walked lightly and knew that I couldn't talk about it, so I simply started first, pulled out my staff and beckoned to don't grab my microphone. Don't snatch my microphone now and suffer the loss of no weapons, I was knocked all over the head by the staff, and I ran for my life on the stage, but I just didn't get off the stage.

I played on the stage for a long time just now, and I was smashed off the stage and still played for a long time to show off my self and the sunshine boy. The two discussed the matter of Miss Fan'er later, and went up to help first.

Then the two people with acoustic guitars rushed to the stage and beat me lightly, and the little wizard's body was very weak, and he was beaten so that his small body swayed, and he was about to fall to the ground at any time. When the members of the Eighth Regiment saw that the regiment commander was beaten, they all rolled up their sleeves and rushed over to help. Seeing this, of course, the people of the Tenth Regiment couldn't let others bully them, and there were few people on their side, so they all rushed forward. Then the people of the two regiments were all entangled, and then some other people who had a grudge or liked to play black hands also took advantage of the chaos to beat up a few old fists, so that their regiment fell into the whirlpool of war.

"They're fighting, don't you care?" The coffee bean flashed a flying cup, and asked the water next to him in a trembling voice.

This guy is the president here, right? yes, yes, yes? Thousands of people have already started fighting on the other side of the stage, doesn't he care? I heard that tonight is a Christmas Eve party, not a night of hooligans! Look at that pastor, just roll up his sleeves and go up and beat him! I don't understand mythology anymore, and I clearly understand that the priest should stand behind to replenish the blood, right?

"Don't worry about it, they like it, they can't kill people with their fists anyway." Shui Wuxian said embarrassedly, "And this is a rehearsal, surprise show, enough surprise, right?" ”

"Oh, I see!" Several people in the Coffee Association suddenly realized, and they didn't know if there was any nonsense about whether they had seen through the water without a trace.

"Come on, come on, let's get down to business." Shui Wuxian called a few drinks and put them in front of a few people, "This is our topic this time: cat poop coffee!" ”

"Oooh! Cat poop coffee, one of the most expensive coffees in the world! Produced in Indonesia, it is eaten by a civet cat, fermented in the stomach, excreted, and then processed to produce ......"

When it comes to the professional knowledge of coffee, the coffee bean's eyes immediately light up, and he keeps talking, and I don't know if he has drunk it, anyway, the theoretical part is very solid.

"Don't talk, drink coffee!" Shui Wuxian interrupted the nonsense of the coffee beans and beckoned him to taste the coffee, and he couldn't finish talking about it at dawn.

The coffee beans deeply smelled the aroma of cat feces coffee, took a shallow sip, and tasted the coffee in his mouth for a long time before drinking it.

"Slightly acidic, soft and sweet, there is a cool feeling after drinking, exactly like what is written in the book! It's amazing to be able to feel such a real taste in the game! ”

Rub, I really haven't drunk this product! However, in reality, cat poop coffee is too expensive, especially high-quality authentic products, and the output is very small, and ordinary people basically have no chance to drink it.

"In order to increase production, these civets were locked up and forced to eat coffee cherries constantly, and the inhumane cruelty caused them to go crazy and even commit suicide, and their life expectancy was greatly reduced. Moreover, it is difficult to process cat poop coffee, the output is very small, and for the sake of profit, bad businessmen are making many fake and shoddy products to be shoddy, and it is really too difficult to drink authentic cat poop coffee. ”

"That's right." The coffee bean nodded.

"So, why don't we take a different approach? For example, if you want to drink authentic cat poop coffee, why not drink it in the game? It can ensure that the taste is absolutely authentic, and the living environment of the civet cat in reality can be improved after the demand is transferred to the game, and the price is cheaper than in reality. ”

"Makes sense!" The coffee bean nodded again, and looked at the water without a trace with a different look.

It turns out that Shui has such a big mind and spirit, and a simple and unique idea can solve a coffee problem that the world can't solve! Genius, this man is a genius in the coffee world!

Shui Wuxian had never heard of such a thing as a "coffee world", his eyes continued to shine with the light of command, his hands were spread out, and his face was sacred.

"I think the first step should be for us, we have to speak up our minds, let the world hear us, and then identify with us! Save the civet from us! Next week, we will submit a 100,000-word paper at the weekly meeting, and we will study it together. Because your paper is so important, in order to avoid distraction from you, let's pause next week's paper for a while, so that you can work this paper! If it's too late, you can submit it next week, we are willing to sacrifice our time to write the paper, and we will sacrifice it when you finish it...... We will always be waiting for you! ”

"Good! That's it! Coffee Bean patted his chest and exclaimed, "This theme is fantastic!" I'm going to weigh it up......"

The other few people turned their heads and looked at the water without a trace with a solemn face with admiring eyes, there is no need to write a paper next week, this is his ultimate goal!

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Another big chapter, it's terrible!