Now that the game is over and with the win, I can breathe a long breath. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Before leaving the field, I looked at the players celebrating on the field, especially the foot-long wound on his leg that had healed at some point, and he seemed very excited, singing and dancing there. I made a triumphant gesture past the camera before giving a polite handshake to the opposing head coach before walking into the aisle to attend the post-match press conference.

I knew I was going to be in the spotlight, a 10-year-old manager, an enemy of a 20-something female journalist, and there was going to be a lot of stories going on after that.

I attended the press conference.

At the press conference, I kept a chuckle on my face, and that look gave me the feeling of bathing in the spring breeze.

Liu Mengyao was the first to stand up and ask for a question, so I stretched out my hand and motioned for her to sit down, and I said: "Those female reporters who don't understand the ball don't ask questions, there are so many men present, it's better for men to ask questions, women will always just join in the fun, they don't understand the ball." "My opening remarks were absolutely unthinkable to everyone.

Liu Mengyao was furious when she heard this, she didn't care what I meant, she still insisted on speaking, she said with a look of resentment: "First of all, you are a child who despises women, you are despising women's rights and interests, and from today onwards you will have a feud with the Women's Federation!" ”

Me: "........." ”

Liu Mengyao continued: "I have to ask you, why did you let the players play such a very ugly football game? The whole stadium is lethargic, lacking the spectacle and excitement of sports, and if football is played like your team, no one will watch the football game! ”

Me: "........ ”

Liu Mengyao didn't plan to stop, and continued: "You're just a child, why don't you study hard?" Learn from adults to do football! ”

Me: "........." ”

I decided to reply to her a few words: "This Miss Liu, you are biased, I just said that women lack understanding of football, just like men lack knowledge of cooking and cooking, how can they discriminate?" ”

I scratched my hair and said, "We play football about results, of course, the process is not exciting enough, but isn't competitive sports about results?" ”

I looked at the name on her badge again and said: "It turns out that your name is Liu Mengyao, you are only in your 20s, you are very beautiful, although I am just a child, but I like you very much, if you want to marry, don't marry someone else, you must marry me, take your sister, and follow me in the carriage." ”

Liu Mengyao just wanted to be mad, but there were still reporters next to me who didn't have a grudge, and they hurriedly started asking me questions.

The game was a defensive game, with East Asia Elementary School defending and winning on two controversial penalties. Most media reporters think that the East Asia Primary School football team is won by luck.

"Can you only bring defense to the East Asian Elementary School football team?"

"The East Asia Elementary School football team only relies on defense to play and relies on controversial penalties to score goals? It's not easy to win the championship like this. ”

All sorts of questions came one after another, most of them about the defensive tactics used by the East Asian Elementary School football team, to which I simply replied, "I would love to win with attack and play beautiful attacking football, but we are the East Asian Elementary School football team, we have never made it to the third round, we have made history." ”

But the reporters in the audience were still dissatisfied.

They always think I'm arrogant, and the smile on my face is like 'proud', just winning a game, what's the big deal?

Liu Mengyao finally couldn't hold it back, and stood up again and asked, "Is that all you have the ability to?" Will you continue to defend when you are off the field? ”

I replied calmly, "Do you have the ability, or do you want to experience it for yourself, reporter Liu, how about you leave the phone to me later?" ”

Molesting, naked molesting female reporters!

Who made her look down on the 10-year-old head coach, she deserved it!

The press conference ended after I left, and when I got back to the dressing room, the players were still changing their clothes, they had just finished celebrating from the pitch, and there were still a few players who hadn't returned to the dressing room.

They were amazed to see me.

When I walked in, quite a few people were still joking about the cannons.

"Cannon, what's going on with that wound at the end, it looks so scary!"

"It was painted with makeup in advance, it was a fake wound, and you just rolled on the ground and tore off the flesh-colored patch with your hands. It's okay to fool the referee, as for the blood, it's all red ink hidden in the trouser pocket in advance, and then poured on the ground, it's all played for the referee to see if I look like an actor. Cannon said proudly.

"You will definitely become a Chinese MVP with this!"

"When you become a superstar, don't forget about us!"

The cannon became the protagonist of the locker room.

The shy cannon improvisation, he suddenly became Leonardo, and he said in a deep voice: "Shredded meat, you jump, I jump too!" His imitation of the actor's expression made the other players even happier.

At this point, I coughed lightly twice, and everyone looked at me.

The locker room fell silent. Everyone looked at me with some surprise.

Even though both of these games were not easy and it was difficult to win, they were able to do it.

"Win beautiful today." I said with a smile.

Everyone laughed along.

Do you think that we cheated on penalties and won a bit of a victory? Joke! It's our job, do you like to lose or win?

"We love to win!"

"We want to win every game!"

I waved my hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said, "You guys did a great job, and in order to celebrate this victory, I decided to pay out of my own pocket to invite everyone to dinner!" Tomorrow is a day off! ”

This evening, I was in the hotel, having dinner with the team.

Elementary school students basically don't drink, they all order drinks, except for me, I ordered wine and started drinking, and the guests next to me looked at the elementary school students drinking there, and they all thought it was strange.

I was happy to win, drank a few more glasses, and the wine was strong, and I felt a little drunk, and suddenly a familiar voice sounded.

"It's Zhang Xiaoyi, it's such a coincidence, you're also eating here, and your classmates are all here" is a girl's voice, so familiar.

I really drank too much, and when it was dark in front of my eyes, I didn't know anything.

When I woke up, I found myself on the beach, next to Xu Ruoshui and Wang Yuyan, two people looking at me, very shy.

I suddenly felt an itch in the crotch of my pants, and I pulled a small octopus out of the crotch.

Xu Ruoshui and Wang Yuyan were suddenly shocked, and they shouted together: "You catch the little octopus, and the big octopus will appear to take revenge!" ”

At this time, the big octopus appeared, the big octopus was very big and fierce, it grabbed Xu Ruoshui and Wang Yuyan, and at the same time put its tentacles into their clothes, and kept digging and digging and ......... there.

I opened my mouth to shout, and suddenly the little octopus put its tentacles into my mouth and pulled and ....... in it.

I woke up again, it turned out to be a dream just now, I found that there was indeed a slippery and soft tentacle in my mouth that was moving and moving, I opened my eyes and saw that Wang Yuyan was busy pushing Wang Yuyan away, she actually took advantage of my drunkenness and kissed me! I was forcibly kissed by a 13-year-old elementary school girl! OMG!!!!

It took me a long time to settle down, and I asked Wang Yuyan, where is this? Wang Yuyan said with a smile: "You were drunk, I told my classmates that I was your sister, so I took you back to my house." ”

I secretly scolded: Those group of elementary school students are so easy to deceive!