92 Kill me, O God. (2nd Update)
Jianda Tieba, like the Jianda League, is a very organized and disciplined place. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
There are many rules for the management of post bars, for example, it is impossible for non-students or graduates to post, and as soon as they post, they will be deleted, no matter who you are? Even if you are ****** will not pity you for half a point.
But it's not impossible, there is a bar rule that clearly states that no matter who it is, as long as it is a livestock of Jianda, you can pull *** into the post bar and send a Bao photo, and you will be rewarded with a permanent administrator immediately, and you can apply for all electives to bring the system.
It also means that in the future, you don't have to take elective courses, you can hand in your essays or something, and you will send someone to do it.
This kind of good thing is envied even by the livestock with a female ticket, and the identity of the permanent administrator of the post bar makes a group of animals envious.
In comparison, the entry of *** has made the Jianda livestock more ambitious, but no one has been able to do it.
Therefore, the post bar must first pay attention to the Jianda post bar, use the name of the department and the class number to authenticate on the side of the bar master, and the administrator will contact the student union to verify, if there is any falsehood, immediately block it, and never post.
Even if it is a large animal, it is impossible to post as much as you want.
This is also the reason why Wu Sanfu came to Jianda to see Xu Feng's dunk, but was turned away as soon as he entered.
Therefore, those who can post at Konda and have a good reply are often those who like to stay in the corner of the dormitory, and the obscene ones can eat instant noodles over and over again and watch wonderful movies.
And 'Zhao Feng, do you remember Xia Yuhe, the teacher? As soon as this post came out, it was a climax.
The climax is not how famous Zhao Feng is, but how many dry goods there are in the post.
This post started when Zhao Feng was mixing in the normal stadium, when he first met Xu Feng, after being killed by Xu Feng, Xia Yuhe's classmates admired this man who admitted gambling and defeated.
If you don't see it, you will be distracted;
The concubine doesn't hear it, and the concubine is Xu Jun.
At the end of the post, a large number of photos of Zhao Feng and Xia Yuhe's life together are attached.
From Xia Yuhe carrying Zhao Feng all the way, to the two holding hands in the snack street outside Jianda, to Zhao Feng appearing in the teacher's classroom to take classes with Xia Yuhe......
The reply downstairs suddenly climaxed!
1st floor: Damn, the normal version of Xia Yuhe is actually eight feet tall and has a waist circumference of eight feet, a cow fork! Scared, this baby didn't dare to go to the normal anymore.
2nd floor: This picture is spicy, and our single dog seems to have been hurt by 10,000 points!
3rd Floor: The University and the Normal School continue to be at the forefront.
4th floor: Why does Zhao Fengqiu play so well, but he always has a black elbow? Why is there a group of English majors, but Zhao Feng has a complex with teachers? What a summer rain lotus! What a normal college, sooner or later this palace will demolish your broken temple!
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XX floor: I'm here to see the comments, and the comments are more exciting than Xia Yuhe.
XX+1 floor: Upstairs just finished reading the picture, finished, and the identification was completed.
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For a while, hundreds of comments made Zhao Feng, who was hiding in the bedroom, who was in a very good mood, almost fall to the ground.
"I'll give you a lung!" Zhao Feng wanted to die.
However, this time Zhao Feng didn't dare to sit on the wooden bench again.
Last time, he broke the wooden bench, Zhao Feng fell not lightly, and was dragged out by Xia Yuhe and insulted again, it felt ********.
When Zhao Feng went to the dormitory manager to register for maintenance the next day with the scattered wooden stool limbs, Zhao Feng was dumbfounded when he saw it, and there were I don't know how many stumps and broken arms were placed at the door of the dormitory manager downstairs.
When some livestock saw Zhao Feng stunned, they knew that they were freshmen, and explained with a smile, what to watch, they all watched too much, and no matter how much the wooden bench with a fork could not withstand the swaying of the livestock.
After a long time, Zhao Feng saw that the wooden bench had not been repaired, as long as he borrowed the livestock in the dormitory every day.
As soon as he sat up, Zhao Feng could feel the swaying under the seat.
But the animals are the cattle, they won't give up on the sister because they're ugly, and they won't give bad reviews because the film is not exciting, what's a little shaky?
Taking a deep breath, Zhao Feng glanced at the post coldly and decided not to watch this kind of boring guy anymore.
These people are envious, envious that they have a girlfriend.
Well...... Wrong...... When did you have a girlfriend?
Zhao Feng suddenly found that he and Xia Yuhe were not what everyone thought, but now why did Xia Yuhe become his girlfriend?
Whenever he thinks of Xia Yuhe's height of eight feet and his waist circumference of eight feet, Zhao Feng is a little dizzy;
Every time he walked on the commercial street, Xia Yuhe leaned on his huge body beside him, and then put himself on her lap, Zhao Feng trembled all over;
Whenever he thought of Xia Yuhe using her majestic voice to coquettish herself, Zhao Feng's eyes darkened, and he had a feeling of wanting to die.
"!"
Zhao Feng slapped the table violently, crackled and posted on the post bar.
Not long after, a post called 'Disobedience to the War' came out.
Yes, I am Zhao Feng.
Your behavior of sticking it is really too deceitful, if you feel that you have the strength to play with me, I Zhao Feng don't mind accompanying me to the end. Hehe, I will let you understand that Zhao Feng never speaks empty words.
Don't let me touch you, if it's in my territory, I have a hundred ways to make it impossible for you to stay, but you have nothing to do. Hehe, I, Zhao Feng, like to shoot at those who think they are outstanding, you just need to remember that my name is Zhao Feng.
It's okay, you can call out all the people you know, I Zhao Feng don't mind playing with you, if I win, you can get out of the post for me, don't deceive people too much. Of course, if you stop here, then I, Zhao Feng, thank you here, and he will thank you again!
After a while, Zhao Feng lit a cigarette with satisfaction, and then leaned on the wooden chair leisurely and placed it on the table with two forks.
Didi!
The phone rang.
"Congratulations on getting off the list, it's so hard!" Han Da gave Zhao Feng a text message straightforwardly.
No way!
Zhao Feng was furious, and at this time, the text message rang again, and it was sent by XO: You kid, your taste is not ordinary.
I'm XXXX.
In Zhao Feng's heart, ten thousand divine beasts were galloping.
"It's so fast, it's full of blessings!" Yu Chun, who was on the same team, also brought an obscene smile and expression, and Zhao Feng suddenly became angry.
Zhao Feng immediately edited the text message: I have nothing to do with that fat girl paper!
didn't want to think about it, Zhao Feng sent it in groups.
But this group post, Zhao Feng's mobile phone rang.
Seeing that the 'big beauty' on the mobile phone was forcibly replaced by the other party's call prompt, Zhao Feng scratched his head vigorously, but still reluctantly connected the phone.
"Zhao Feng, do you want to die? If you want to die, the old lady will kill you in your bedroom now, throw you downstairs first, and then the old lady will jump off the building and go to the underworld with you! ā
Syllable!
As soon as the voice fell, the phone hung up.
Zhao Feng put down his phone weakly, but he thought about it when the door knocked.
"It's not really coming, is it?"
Zhao Feng hurriedly got up, his hands were trembling, and he shivered several times before opening the door.
"What for? There's no need to close the door so tightly to watch the movie, there are good movies to enjoy together! ā
The livestock in the dormitory complained and walked in with food, and when they saw Zhao Feng sweating profusely and trembling all over, they couldn't help but ask what happened to you? Evil?
Call!
Zhao Feng breathed a sigh of relief and sat down weakly, not in the mood to answer the question of the livestock at all.
Smack!
After all, the wooden stool fell under Zhao Feng's ass again, and the animal just passed by Zhao Feng, and the food in his hand was a Fuyang plate with soup and water.
I'll give you a lung!
Zhao Feng secretly screamed that God was unfair, the thick board went down his mouth and into his throat, and a few small peppers were also covered with Zhao Feng's face, which was as annoying as the crazy Doudou in adolescence, and the animal deliberately added an egg to roll around in the bedroom a few times and hit Zhao Feng's head like bowling, knocking down a row.
"O God! Kill me! ā
Zhao Feng roared.
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