Chapter 602 'Revealing the Short' Game!
"Yes, yes! Who can be as clever as my god of chaos! Just play this, let's talk about it, how to play it? The childish voice said urgently.
Yang Yu smiled mysteriously and said seriously:
"The name of the game is 'Revealing the Short'!"
"Huh? Unveiling the ...... What is it? What do you mean!? The childish voice was confused.
"You call yourself the god of chaos, but in fact, you are just a little kid, you don't understand anything, not only do people look like a little bit, but your jj is also very short, so you don't dare to show your true face in the god realm, for fear of being ridiculed by others, and talking to your subordinates must be a disguised voice, pretending to be an adult or even an old man's voice, right!" Yang Yu suddenly shouted loudly.
"You, you, you...... No...... Wrong! Wrong! I...... I ......" The immature voice seemed to be poked in the sore spot, and he was angry and anxious, and he couldn't understand what to say.
"It must be like this, I'm telling the truth!" Yang Yu's words were extremely affirmative.
"No, no, it's not right anyway! Fart! Fart! You're totally farting! The childish voice seemed to be about to become angry.
Yang Yu suddenly spread his hands and smiled:
"This is the 'exposing' game, that is, to ask questions and desperately expose the shortcomings of the other party, and even make all the ugly words to send to the other party, the other party has no foul within ten seconds to exchange the right to ask questions, the rule is to remember three points, one is not to be angry, the second is not to scold, the third is not to play, once any of them is violated, it is lost, the question time is at most ten seconds, and the silence time is at least ten seconds. I'm going to lose, I'm going to let you plant a soul brand for me right away, and I'm at your disposal from now on, if you lose, you have to unconditionally guide me back to the main plane as quickly as possible, what do you think? ”
"Huh? This is the 'unmasking' game? It's interesting! Okay, I'm playing, it's going to be you who lose! The childish voice was full of confidence.
"Well, let you be the questioner first! Adults should let children! "Yang Yu deliberately bit the accent on 'adult' and 'child'.
"Huhuhuhu...... You still want to me off! As long as Ben-sama is alert, you won't be able to find a gap at all, hehe! Wait to lose! [Yu Mang], I'm here first! ”
After a few seconds of silence, the childish voice suddenly shouted:
"Oops! Isn't your humble mortal strength smaller than an ant? How do I feel like a little finger can crush you? ”
Yang Yu remained silent.
"It's time, it's my turn." Ten seconds later, Yang Yule said.
"Alright! You ask! Hum! Next time, you won't be able to hold back your anger! The childish voice was quite unconvinced.
"You shout all day long about how good you are, it's actually a lie! You're no match for the Lord of Order at all, are you? You just said that you can crush me like an ant, but it's actually more appropriate to replace it on you, right? The main thing of order is to crush you to death, it is easier than crushing an ant to death, people have not put you in their eyes, so you have been rampant for a while, thinking that you can compete with the army of order by establishing a corps of chaos, in fact, one day people will look at you unpleasantly, and you can be driven away like a dog by sending some subordinates casually, right? ”
Yang Yu's speech was fast, like a machine gun, and he was stunned to ask so many questions in ten seconds.
"You talk nonsense! It's just nonsense! The childish voice suddenly became excited, "Although I am not the opponent of the Lord of Order now, he doesn't want to subdue me, and I am progressing faster than him!" One day I'll trample him under my feet! ”
"Ten seconds of silence!"
"I'll be honest with you! We've played against the Order Legion a lot lately, and they've won a few games, and if you're going to be accurate, they've been able to win a little bit more than us, but only a little bit, you know? And this distance is fading away......"
"There are still ten seconds of silence left......
"You...... I'm going to have to humiliate you guy, too! ”
"Can I understand that you're already angry?"
"Of course not, I'm smiling at you, huh! Trying to make the great god of chaos angry is simply wishful thinking! ”
"There are still ten long seconds of silence left......"
"Damn ......"
The immature voice was extremely muffled for ten seconds, and then without waiting for Yang Yu to speak, he directly gritted his teeth and asked:
"Why are you so ugly! Have you been an ugly monster since you were born? The first time your mother saw you, was she completely mad! Ah! I can't bear to look at it, it's so disgusting, vomit - it's not your fault that you're ugly, it's not right to come out disgusting people, don't you say wow? ”
Yang Yu was silent for ten seconds.
"Cut, it's your turn." The childish voice was very unhappy, while continuing to think of more vicious words.
"What you say is nonsense, no one will believe it, but what I said is 100% true, in fact, as the god of chaos, you are only a little bit born in the god realm in the past thousand years! You're not weaned yet, and you're wetting the bed a lot, and your maids have to change your sheets every day, so you're not ashamed! I'm blushing for you! And ......"
"Nonsense, nonsense! Do you think that I, like you lowly humans, am a fertilized egg born of male and female copulation? You don't understand anything......"
"I'm sorry, can I understand that you're already annoyed? I haven't used up the ten seconds that belong to my question, and I was interrupted by you before I finished speaking, it seems that it is my ...... who won the winner."
"Wrong! Am I not angry? Keep asking questions! You only have three seconds, though. The immature voice was very unpleasant.
"Then I'll go on, you don't understand anything, and you keep saying that you know the fastest way back to the main plane, but in fact, you're just talking nonsense, you don't have the ability to do this at all! Even if you tell me, I won't believe it! Because I have already found a way out, the direction I am walking now is the direction of the existence of the real spatial passage! You tell me? ”
"Huhuhuhu...... You idiot! Laughing to death, you don't know how to pretend to understand! You're going in the opposite direction of the space passage......"
"There are still ten seconds left in the silence time...... "Yang Yu said lightly.
The immature voice was quickly silenced. Ten seconds later...... "Now it's time for the god to ask the question...... You humans really have to be disgusting and disgusting when you mate, and you ......."
Yang Yu had already ignored the chatter ringing in his ears, and he inadvertently began to turn slowly, and finally, he drew a semicircle and galloped in the opposite direction......
(To be continued)