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I didn't go back to the locker room, I just went straight to the venue.

The venue was very large, there were dozens of reporters, and the reporters were a little dissatisfied with me for not bringing Bigu in.

Many reporters wanted to be able to interview Bigu and Chilavet.

Liu Mengya began to accuse me again, she stared at me with a pair of big eyes, condescending, I have never seen a woman in my life so disgusted and annoyed by a 10-year-old boy.

"Is that how you won the game? The whole game is scored from two free kicks, and the rest of the time is on the defensive, what kind of football is this? Liu Mengyao asked loudly.

"It turned out that we won." In response to Liu Mengyao's question, I only have this one answer.

Liu Mengyao said loudly again: "Children teach them utilitarian football at such a young age, don't help them give full play to their talents, cultivate outstanding talents, on the contrary, know the word utilitarian, is it good for children?" ”

"How old are you, journalist? Childish, why are you so naïve! I stood up, and a 10-year-old boy stood up and said to the female reporter: "Would you please learn a little more about Marx's dialectical materialist philosophy?" From an objective point of view, football is to win, and no one is praised for losing, so the reason why you are standing here and are interested in the East Asian primary school football team is that we are winning. If we lose, I'm afraid we don't even have to attend this press conference, in this era, making money is the last word, and winning is an iron fist! I shouted at Liu Mengyao with a wave of my fist.

Seeing that the reporters in the audience were still entangled in similar questions, I simply said directly, "I still have something to do, and I will stop here today." ”

"The villain has a will!" Liu Mengyao said angrily.

When I left the press conference, I was given a hint that due to my experience after this game, I had been upgraded to Medicine Apprentice LV2.

Role: Zhang Xiaoyi

Level: Medicine Apprentice Lv2

Position: Head Coach of East Asia Primary School Football Team

XP required to level up: 0/1600

Honors: None

Players: 16/28

Possession of medicines: Primary Rejuvenation Pill

The system prompts that you will have more new medicines after upgrading, now do you want to check them out?

I thought about it for a moment and clicked on the first new drug.

Penalty Master Medicine: Medicine Apprentice lv2 can only be configured, and the effect is that your own players must hit the penalty kick!

After reading it several times, I was a little dazed.

My first feeling was loss.

The first upgraded drug is just a medicine in the penalty ball, just such a chicken rib? Will anyone still fail to score a penalty? Do you know how big the goal is. Only rookies can't score penalties. At this time, the sports news was playing on the TV, and the announcer suddenly reported that Messi, it was Messi, kicked the penalty away, and Argentina lost the Copa America title. After taking a penalty kick in the Copa America final, Argentina once again missed out on the tournament title, Messi announced his retirement from the national team. The ball he played in the penalty shoot-out against Chile in the final has received several offers in recent days and is expected to fetch up to 27,000 euros.

I reacted immediately and was pleasantly surprised!

The effect of this skill boost is very unusual!

In the knockout round, many games will end up being drawn, often the penalty kick is just luck, no one knows the final result, but if this medicine is used, as long as the draw is played, it is equivalent to winning the game, how important it is in the knockout round. God skills!

Raw materials for the master medicine: ginseng, wolfberry, angelica, mosquito meat, chicken

A piece of lipstick used by a beautiful woman.

Me: "........." ”

Where can I get the lipstick used by beautiful women? I thought about it and went to find a female anchor on the Internet, she usually sells some underwear she wears, toothbrushes she uses, and nenets she wears for netizens, and it is not trivial to buy her used lipstick with her. When I spent 300 yuan to buy the lipstick she used, I handed over all the raw materials to the dispensing system, and the dispensing system refused, and kindly reminded me that the lipstick was not the lipstick used by a beautiful woman, but a dinosaur!

I later figured out that after the online female anchor put on heavy makeup, the turtle gui bastard can also become a beauty in seconds. But the essence is still a big dinosaur!

After being deceived on the Internet, I decided to start from my side, the lipstick used by the school flower Xu Ruoshui, she shouldn't use it often when she was 13 years old. As for the sweet-looking Wang Yuyan, she should be able to use it, but I asked her for it, for fear that she would misunderstand. Among the people I still know, only the beautiful reporter Liu Mengyao is left, she is in her 20s, she still uses lipstick often, why do you want her, she hates me so much.

The system gave me a hint at this time, task medicine: love the drug at first sight, use this drug, no matter how much the woman hates or ignores you before, the other party will love you to the point of fanaticism after taking the drug. How to use it, recite the woman's name silently, and then drink the medicine at the same time.

I took out the medicine, silently recited Liu Mengyao's name, and drank the medicine at the same time, and as soon as I finished drinking, my mobile phone rang.

I answered the phone, and the other party was actually Liu Mengyao, only to hear her say on the phone: "Handsome guy, come out to play?" ”

I deliberately tried the effect of the medicine, and I scolded: "You get out, I don't want to see you!" Then hang up.

After a few seconds, she hit again, I hung up, she hit again, I hung again. After hanging up like this a dozen times, I answered her call again.

I only heard Liu Mengyao pleading: "Please, come out to see me, I miss you so much." ”

I thought about it, let's get lipstick quickly, and there must be a limit to playing.

I agreed on the phone. Liu Mengyao actually cried, and was so moved that she couldn't cry: "Great, it's great that you are willing to come out, I like you so much, I must see you." ”

At the restaurant, I met Liu Mengyao.

She blushed and stared at me all the time, as if I were a delicious piece of Dongpo meat.

She stared, and suddenly saliva came out of the corners of her mouth, and she wiped it with the back of her hand and continued to stare at me.

Come on, this is too exaggerated.

I'm a 10-year-old boy who really has the charm of a mature man who makes women swoon? To be honest, the hair didn't grow together.

"Give me the lipstick you used" I asked her directly, so I could leave.

"Don't worry," she said coquettishly, "I won't give it to you yet." You haven't enjoyed the happiness that people can give you."

I wanted to throw up, so I said, "I'm just a 10-year-old kid, enjoy the pleasure you give, can you play with me?" ”

Xu Meng blushed and said, "Usually men play with women, but you say it's okay for me to play with you."

"I'll go! I'm going to go to the bathroom! "I have to leave for a while, her eyes are too exaggerated, I can't stand it.

Xu Mengyao saw me leave, laughed a few times, and put something in my cup.

When I returned, my mouth was a little thirsty, and I finished my cup of drink.

It didn't take long for me to feel hot all over.

I looked at Xu Mengyao's meaningful smile, I suddenly understood, I pointed at her and said, "You, you!" Yin me! ”

With a thud, I fainted.

When I woke up, I was lying on the bed, Xu Mengyao was sitting next to me crying, she was crying very sadly, last night that thing was so ridiculous, as soon as the effect of the medicine passed, Xu Mengyao began to regret that her intestines were blue, and a woman who loved so much that she did everything, but once the love passed, she would regret what she had done.

She was still crying, her shoulders were heaving, I stood up, rubbed the pain and said to her, "What are you crying about, it seems that I have suffered a loss"

Xu Mengyao glanced at me and said, "People are girls, you are a boy!" ”

I burst into a rage and said: "I'm only 10 years old, okay, you use such despicable means, you are embarrassed to say that you are a girl, I am a boy, you suffer, I don't suffer, right?"

Xu Mengyao lowered her head and blushed, she shook her head in annoyance and said: "Crazy, really crazy, I didn't expect that I would love you so crazy, but now I don't love you anymore, can you forget me and don't pester me?" ”

I stomped my foot and shouted, "I thank you, I'm still pestering you?" Don't forget that I'm the victim! ”

got Xu Mengyao's used lipstick, completed the system conditions, and configured the penalty master medicine.

I took the medicine and smiled bitterly and thought that for this medicine, it was too much to gain and lose.