Chapter 52: The First Mount Begins
Chapter 52: The First Mount Begins
"Hey, hey, husband, what do you think I've learned? Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Dia smiled maliciously.
Yun Qianyan suddenly felt a chill behind him, and inexplicably took half a step back, where would Diya show such a smile before, and pretended to be calm with some shame: "How do I know this, do I have mind reading skills." ”
"That's true, then I'll tell my husband." Dia floated to Yun Qianyan's side, hugged his arm, and rubbed it, this action made Yun Dacai more convinced of the conjecture in his heart.
"Actually, I went to learn to give birth to a baby, how is it, is my husband happy?" Dia laughed and said something that left Yun Qianyan speechless.
"......" Yun Dacai's face was about to twitch, how did Dia know that this kind of thing could be found on the computer, and those websites were not very hidden in China......
"Husband, what's wrong with you?" Dia tilted her little head and stared into Yun Qianyan's eyes and asked.
"It's nothing, what's that, this student baby, where did you see it." Yun Qianyan kept reminding himself to be calm in his heart, and asked helplessly.
"It's just that there is a baby birth tutorial on the computer, I clicked on it and learned it." Dia said happily, Yun Qianyan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not a tutorial in that regard, otherwise, he felt that there would be another Lori on his watch list.
"Husband-sama, did you mention talking animals?" Dia brought the conversation back on track.
"Well, do you have any clue?" Yun Qianxian asked.
"Well, in fact, these monsters with high IQs on the continent are all because of a small mistake I made back then." Dia stuck out her tongue and said cutely.
"Little ...... Blunder? ”
"Yes, I was experimenting with my sister at that time, and then I accidentally knocked over a bottle of potion that was debugged and didn't know what it did, and it happened to be a passage connecting to the human world, and then the potion caused a heavy rain, and all the low-IQ creatures that were washed out had their intelligence improved." Dia fiddled with her fingers and said a bunch of words that surprised Yun Qianyan.
As a scientist, Yun Dacai definitely doesn't believe that there are potions to increase biological IQ, but now that the facts are in front of him, a talking pig or something, Yun Qianyan must be caught and studied.
"Husband, when will we give birth to a treasure...... No, it's a restoration of divine power. Dia was obviously very interested in having a baby, but immediately changed her tune and said that it was to restore her divine powers.
"What's that, because Dia, you sprinkled potions indiscriminately, and now my husband and I have to face a big enemy, and I won't have a baby with you for the time being." Yun Qianyan could only find an excuse to excuse himself again.
"How so?" Dia pouted and lowered her head aggrievedly.
"Alright, alright, let's talk about it next time." Yun Qianyan reached out and touched Dia's little head and comforted.
"Okay, husband, don't lie to people." Diya regained her senses, clenched her little fist and laughed.
"Of course you won't lie to my child daughter-in-law." Yun Qianyan smiled back. The village has been very quiet for a long time, and it seems that the group of animal organizations thinks that the plan is known to the other party, and they dare not attack it, so they go to think of another countermeasure, which shows that the IQ is not really high, after all, where would ordinary people believe that pigs, sheep or something can talk.
This actually makes a lot of sense, just like an animal that has lived with you for a long time, it only howls, and one day someone says that your animal can talk, will you believe it?
The answer is obvious, you will definitely say that the guy who told you the strange story is mentally retarded, but your animal did speak, and the scene must have been fun at that time, and Yun Qianxian was waiting for this scene to happen.
There is no acceptable task in the village, it is relatively boring, and the time is almost morning, if it is really dawn, the animals will wash and sleep, and they will not be able to attack at night, let alone during the day.
It was also at this time that Yun Qianyan saw a sphere in the sky not far away flying towards the village at a very fast speed, and after a few seconds, the other party approached, and Yun Qianyan finally saw what the hell it was—a flying pig.
Damn, this Nima flying pig, Yun Dacai's heart is constantly fluctuating, and he really wants to bring that pig into the laboratory to study it.
"Ahh The flying pig was still screaming, and some of the sleeping villagers in the village were woken up and gathered around.
"Look, what is that, it looks like a ball."
"How do I feel like a pig."
"Are you funny, pigs can talk."
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The villagers talked a lot, until the pig landed smoothly and splashed dust, and everyone gathered around it, and when the dust cleared, everyone found that there was indeed a pig in the pit, and it was very large.
"Oops, I fell to death my old pig, but fortunately I have thick skin." The brown-red pig in the pit wailed, shook off the dust on his body, looked around and laughed: "Hahaha, there are a lot of human beings, my old pig has come in." ”
Seeing a pig talking like this, it stands to reason that they should be frightened and scattered, but this group of people is still pointing at Porco Rosso.
"It's really a pig, a pig can speak, it's the first time I've seen it."
"yes, I don't know what it tastes like."
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Porco Rosso naturally couldn't stand being pointed at, so he angrily "whirred" twice, made an offensive posture, and rushed towards the crowd, at this time, the crowd began to flee, screaming and screaming, shouting for mercy.
Yun Qianyan was very embarrassed on the side, he didn't run just now, he died there, and now he started running.
"Hahaha, my old pig is really amazing." Porco Rosso was struggling and laughing arrogantly.
"What about the guards, why haven't the guards come yet?" One resident yelled.
"They have long been entangled by our army, so surrender, human." Porco Rosso ran rampantly, and several people were knocked to the ground.
"You pig, stop." A weak call attracted Yun Qianyan's attention, and the person who spoke turned out to be a delicate pink-haired girl, and it seemed that it was only ten years old.
"A little girl dares to provoke my old pig, let's die." Porco Rosso bared his fangs and swooped in. Yun Qianyan just wanted to save the girl not far away, but her next move directly made Yun Dacai pause.
"White Radiance." The weaker voice was filled with a momentum like a bamboo, the pink-haired girl took out the sword on her waist, and countless white lights began to slowly converge on the blade of the sword, raising her hand and waving it lightly, the sprinting Porco Rosso only felt a flash of white light in front of him, and then his body was light, and he had fallen to the edge of the thatched hut in the distance after waking up, but this blow did not cause a lot of damage, and it seemed that it was only a one-sided retreat that was relatively strong.
"Damn humans, how dare you beat my old pig away." Thankfully, in addition to being able to speak, this pig is still relatively easy to deal with because of its rampage.
The pink-haired girl just used the previous "White Radiance", which seemed to be a little difficult, but when she saw Porco Rosso rushing over again, she gritted her teeth, and the white light converged on the end of the sword again, and swung it out hard, and Porco Rosso was also the same as before, and was knocked away again, looking at the pink-haired girl, the whole person was already a little shaky.
Yun Qianyan couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and patted her shoulder and said, "Leave it to me next." ”
The magic pupil swept over the girl in front of her, and she couldn't even see her name, that is, there must be something on the other party that could ignore the spiritual insight.
"I can still fight." The pink-haired girl said recklessly.
"It's all like this, and you're still fighting, so let's get some rest." Yun Qianyan smiled slightly, and had already raised his feet and rushed towards the place where the red pig landed, and the moment he saw it, it was a blow to the Phantom Flying Blade-533, which was really a bit difficult to deal with, it seems that this Porco Rosso's skill is probably the percentage of the reduction of skin thickness, after all, the Phantom Flying Blade ignores the defense value.
"Ah, what bastard actually hurts me so much to hit an old pig." Porco Rosso got up with a grunt and screamed and looked around.
"Pig's head, here." Yun Qianyan put down the phantom shadow trace and sneered, and stepped back a lot, Porco Rosso confirmed the target, and rushed over, the speed was extremely fast, and the moment he was about to hit Yun Qianyan, the people around him also looked at Yun Dacai worriedly, probably thinking that he would be seriously injured if he didn't die.
In an instant, the situation was reversed, and the phantom shadow struck Porco Rosso's back, raising his foot and slamming -242, Porco Rosso saw that the target had disappeared, and before he could react, his back was very painful and wanted to stop.
Yun Qianyan turned off the jealousy of the original sin that slowed down in the original sin at this time, and the speed of Porco Rosso suddenly increased, and he couldn't stop his steps at all, and he hit his head on a private house, a little dizzy.
Yun Qianyan took advantage of this and kicked more than a dozen feet in a row, not a single one of which was spared, and there was also a Phantom Flying Blade and a Phantom Whirlwind, and in an instant, Porco Rosso's HP had been reduced by half, and the opening and closing of the original sin of jealousy did not affect the amount of HP that had been reduced, which was really a bit buggy.
When Porco Rosso finally turned around, his back was already scarred, and the footprints of uniform size looked miserable. "I'm so angry with the old pig, I must kill you."
Porco Rosso roared angrily and strode towards Yun Qianyan, who was easily flashed, and then connected with a set of combos, Porco Rosso's blood volume had bottomed out.
"Spare your life, don't kill me." Seeing that he had no chance to win at all, and was about to face the life of being slaughtered, Porco Rosso hurriedly lowered his head and began to beg for mercy.
"Greedy for life and afraid of death, give me a reason not to kill you." Yun Qianyan began to walk the pig unhurriedly.
"I can be your mount and not take up your mount position." Porco Rosso said in a panic.
"Oh? It's true? Yun Qianyan suddenly became interested, when the mount did not occupy the position of the mount, and it was still a talking pig, it seemed to be very pretended.
"Mm-hmm, I have an ability like that." Porco Rosso didn't dare to say more, and said respectfully. Yun Qianyan thought about it again, it seems that it is really good, it is not bad to have a mount to travel at this stage.
"Alright then, since you volunteered to be my mount, I'll spare your life." So, Yun Qianyan's first mount started, and this old pig that would give all the output characters a headache in the future began his legendary journey.