If the average animal is said by Sister Lulu, it is estimated that they will want to die. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But I met Xu Feng, and as soon as Sister Lulu said this, Xu Feng felt that he was also a living animal, a monster with a big hand, and he couldn't even handle the swaying size of your A and Bcup, so what was it?

Xu Feng didn't think about it, his paws stretched out and spread them on Sister Lulu's chest, and this time, Sister Lulu was stunned.

If you want to say that in Jianda, except for the women in a dormitory, who dare to spread wild on her one-third of an acre, which animal dares to do anything here?

Even if you dare, with the power of Sister Lulu's countless fans, I'm afraid that there will be a sunken corpse floating in Yi Haili the next day.

But Xu Feng is such an animal who is not afraid of death.

When Sister Lulu was dumbfounded, Xu Feng also quickly withdrew his hand, and after shouting a hundred words of 'so cool, so cool' in his heart, it was a tragedy.

Originally, Xu Feng broke his right foot, relying on Sister Lulu to support her on her right, and was supported by Sister Lulu all the way, and he was free to die, and his right foot was not forced, and now Xu Feng removed his right hand, the upper two important support points were gone, and the lower foot landed, Xu Feng was even more painful to die this time, so his foot was also withdrawn.

With this withdrawal, Xu Feng fell towards Sister Lulu.

If you want to say that Sister Lulu is also a bad person, it is estimated that she will be ******** if she wants to wave in front of her.

But this situation, this scene is Sister Lulu, who thinks she is experienced, and she has never experienced it!

Sister Lulu was in a state of confusion at this time, as if she was knocked by the wall of the livestock she liked, her mind was full of paste, and Xu Feng fell, Sister Lulu didn't have the strength to support it, and she also fell.

Fortunately, Sister Lulu's position was next to a lawn in Jianda, and Sister Lulu also fell on the lawn, and Xu Feng pressed on Sister Lulu's body.

And this time, Xu Feng panicked and one hand was about to die, and he pressed it directly on the lawn, but the other hand was not put properly, and it was directly placed on Sister Lulu's chest.

The four eyes were facing each other, Xu Feng saw a moment of panic in Sister Lulu's eyes, but the next moment Sister Lulu's eyes were full of contempt, and said, "This classmate, when you are the old lady, this acre and three points of land is your family's vegetable garden, come if you want to come, withdraw if you want to, if you want to come, you dare to come?" ”

Whew!

Xu Feng hurriedly turned over and lay flat on the lawn, inhaling heavily, nervous to death.

In his heart, Xu Feng also felt that Sister Lulu was really a bad character, and she was not embarrassed at all at this time, as if her eyes were still staring at herself, looking at herself like a monster.

But how did Xu Feng know that Sister Lulu had been keeping her sideways after she fell to the ground, and even that sentence was said like a ghost, but after Xu Feng touched it, Sister Lulu wanted to die.

Usually like a baby in the care of an acre and three points of land, go to the bra point to buy underwear, and are despised by the big-breasted salesman who is not allowed to buy Bcup and say that you are so beautiful and can't ruin the signboard of their store, which makes Sister Lulu quite sad.

Listening to the women in the dormitory saying that papaya can make this one-third of an acre grow again, Sister Lulu drank papaya milk tea for a semester, but finally found that this one-third of an acre not only did not get bigger, but even hallucinated that it seemed to be shrinking.

This time, Sister Lulu was nervous to death, and she searched for a good prescription to no avail, so Sister Lulu accepted her fate.

But fortunately, there is also an A+cup, and with his excellent appearance, this disadvantage is nothing.

But Xu Feng's animal touched several handfuls in a row.

Sister Lulu was lying on her side, but her eyes were blank and her eyes were not focused, and she was more nervous than Xu Feng to death, for fear that this animal would be in broad daylight, and there would be another hooligan beast in the middle of the day, and she would do something harmful, so what should I do?

Click!

Zhang Wei appeared at this time, and took a photo with his mobile phone, and then quickly posted a photo of Sister Lulu's QQ, but it didn't matter if he sent it, Zhang Wei was excited for a while and felt that he had found a shocking news, so he sent it to Sister Lulu for her own appreciation, but after sending it, Zhang Wei found that he was wrong, and he sent it to Shen Nan.

At this time, Sister Lulu and Xu Feng also sat up, the two of them didn't say anything about what happened just now, as if they were all right, they all looked at Zhang Wei.

Seeing the two of them like this, Zhang Wei was a little flustered and said, "Sister Lulu, I'm sorry, I've already discovered your adultery." ”

At this time, Zhang Wei's mobile phone QQ lit up, and Shen Nan replied with an expression of covering his mouth and snickering, which made Zhang Wei's brain open, are these two really adulterous?

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei felt that he had been ultimately harmed by a million single dogs, so the kilowatt light bulb consciously raised his paws and said, "You go on, I have withdrawn beforehand." ”

Xu Feng and the two watched Zhang Wei drop Sister Lulu's mobile phone and leave, and after a while, Sister Lulu screamed and said, "Xu Feng, you pig, why don't you call Zhang Wei to send you back?" ”

Xu Feng patted his head at this time, thinking that he was embarrassed to death just now, and he couldn't wait to leave early, where did he think of this.

So Xu Feng looked at Sister Lulu helplessly and said, "When my feet are ready, I will invite you to eat the old hen of Feixi." ”

"Just tonight, I'll call Xiao Nannan together!" Sister Lulu said.

"Good!" Xu Feng took advantage, how dare he refute it.

So Sister Lulu took Xu Feng and sent Xu Feng back to the 202 luxury suite, and then said You clean up yourself first, I'll go back and get a bottle of safflower oil, and come over later.

After Sister Lulu left, Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and his tense body relaxed.

To be honest, when the three against three hit the last ball, Xu Feng was not a little nervous, but was excited to death, so he had that button.

But in the ten or twenty minutes that Sister Lulu sent him back, Xu Feng felt like a century long, and it was terrifying, but it felt as fast as a second.

Smack!

slapped himself twice, Xu Feng found a change of clothes, and limped into the bathroom to clean up.

At this time, Sister Lulu also returned to the bedroom, and when she saw Shen Nan sitting at the table reading a book, she quickly ran over and touched Shen Nan's chest and said, "Xiao Nannan, I was insulted today!" ”

Shen Nan smiled and said, "It's always been you who insult others, why are there still people who insult you today?" ”

Sister Lulu said speechlessly, "That animal is so shameless, you dare to insult me twice!" ”

Shen Nan chuckled and didn't speak.

But after a while, Sister Lulu's weak words flew up quickly and said, "Xiao Nannan, do you know? Today's Xu Feng, yes, is the pig, three against three with others, and finally played 9:9, the last ball actually deducted one, or deducted a one-meter-nine black big man! It's too. ”

"Yes, I saw it." Shen Nan said.

"No, it just happened, how do you know?" Sister Lulu said,

Shen Nan smiled, took out the iPad and opened the school's sticker, and someone in it had already recorded a few beautiful balls that Xu Feng singled out into a video and uploaded it.

Sister Lulu deliberately looked at the ID of the other party's post bar, it was a name called 'Qili Xiafei', and Sister Lulu shouted, "Damn, won't this be a little goblin who has taken a fancy to Xu Feng's livestock?" You look at this text written, worship to death, at first glance, I haven't watched the ball game, and when I see someone deducting one, I can't see the flower branches trembling and anymore. ”

"Also, you see, it's too explicit in the end, and I actually say that my male god loves you to death!"

"Look at this comment, there is actually a group of women who replied, all of them are Oba male gods, disgusting or not!"

"Wowhaha...... You see that this animal doubts the authenticity of the video, and suddenly replies that it was slaughtered, huh? You look at the message on his homepage, wahaha, he was scolded to death by a group of women......"

Shen Nan quietly watched Sister Lulu holding an iPad with her teeth and claws and talking non-stop, like an excited bird.

Many times, the two of them are like this, Sister Lulu is talking non-stop, and even talking to herself, and Shen Nan listens quietly, one is happy to say, the other is happy to listen, from primary school to now, so many years, Shen Nan is thinking, Lulu, you haven't changed.

After talking for a while, Sister Lulu finally looked at Shen Nan and said, "You know, I was insulted by Xu Feng's pig just now!" ”

Shen Nan smiled, I know, after speaking, I opened QQ and sent Zhang Wei over, Sister Lulu looked at Xu Feng's photo and showed it to Sister Lulu.

Sister Lulu was immediately furious and said, Zhang Wei don't let me see you next time, otherwise I will have to kill you.

Shen Nan thought for a while and said, "Little Lulu, you like him." ”

"How is that possible?" Sister Lulu's first reaction was to scream, and then said, "That livestock, the vegetable is going to die, don't look at how many games he won, and the old lady likes him when he dunks?" The old lady is not such a superficial person! ”

"Also, you know that he won't let him play today, the way he looks at me scares me, you say that if I like him, how will I live this life in the future?"

Shen Nan smiled again and said, "If someone insulted you before, what would you do?" ”

"Damn, take a group of our little sisters and wash that animal in blood right away!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Sister Lulu found that Shen Nan's eyes were full of self-evident smiles.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, change our clothes quickly, and wait for the animal to invite us to drink soup, old hen soup!"

After saying that, Sister Lulu quickly walked out of the dormitory to the pool in the public bathroom, looked carefully in the mirror and said, "How is it possible?" Will I like him? He's so vegetable! ”

At this time, the private room in the bathroom didn't know which woman who threw the bomb called and shouted, "Help me bring a cucumber back at night, my face has been yellow recently, my boyfriend said I'm about to go through menopause, what do you say if he dislikes me and abandons me in the future?" ”

Sister Lulu immediately ran up and knocked on the private room with great enthusiasm and said, don't worry, he dares to abandon you, I will take a group of little sisters to wash the animal in blood.

The women inside were also oxen, so they said, "After the blood is washed, I will live with cucumbers in the future?" ”

Sister Lulu even said even more awesomely, "Loofahs, eggplants, bananas...... A thousand kinds of fruits and vegetables still can't find a model that satisfies you? ”