The flowers bloom in two, one on each branch. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Last time, I said that Qian Wen ate laxatives for breakfast, went back to school and blocked the door, rushed into the women's toilet with diarrhea, squatted in the pit and rained firecrackers, and rushed out and met a large wave of girls with cameras (here "a big wave" describes a large number, please don't guess by yourself).

In short, after everything went wrong, he quickly realized that something was wrong and went home directly. In fact, even if he didn't experience these unfortunate things, Qian Wen planned to take a three-day leave today and come back to work next week, because not only the whole school knew it, but he also knew it, and the reason used to expel Fang Shaoyou was simply untenable.

Therefore, it is imperative to take back the destiny.

However, as a teacher in the physical education department, Fang Shaoyou would not be able to return to the school team without his seal and then send a letter to the CUPL organizers. And he, as a key figure in this matter, just hides. Qian Wen's account is very clear, he just needs to hide at home, and then when he goes to work on Monday, he pretends to be forced by the pressure of the students, takes back his fate, and lets Fang Shaoyou return to the school team.

At the same time, the school team's road to CUP has come to an end.

Because, Chu Jingye swore to him that without Fang Shaoyou's school team, it would be impossible to win the next opponent, the Beihang Ugly Men's Team.

Qian Wen didn't figure out too much about other twists and turns, but he knew that as long as Fang Shaoyou missed this weekend's game, the school team would inevitably not be able to qualify. That's why he seemed reckless but insidious, kicking Fang Shaoyou out of the school team with an almost unreasonable reason.

picked up a pair of pants that didn't fit well from another teacher (others had fat legs and short legs, and the pants were basically custom-made), and then wrapped them in their own coats, Qian Wen scolded and drove home.

He is in a very bad mood now, and anyone who is driven out of the toilet by a string of firecrackers when he has diarrhea and is watched by a group of girls will not be in a good mood. If he knew that his ugliness would be reported to Yan University tomorrow, it was estimated that he would hit the car into a tree with one foot of the accelerator.

However, Qian Wen's heart also has a trace of morbid refreshment, of course, the reason for the pleasure has nothing to do with what he encountered in the toilet, and he is not an M.

"Hmph, change your way to go against Lao Tzu, and make fun of Lao Tzu, right?" Qian Wen drove the car on a rampage, and said to himself: "What? Fang Shaoyou was fired from me? The kid surnamed Gong still knelt down, can't he come back? Hmph, the common people dare to fight with the officials, in ancient times, I was unhappy and cut you all down! Chopped! ”

When he got home, parked the car, and walked into the elevator, Qian Wen sniffed his body and found that the stench still hadn't gone away, and he began to wonder if his young and beautiful wife was still sleeping in bed and hadn't gotten up.

In a sense, Qian Wen can be regarded as a personal life winner.

He has mixed into the leadership of a nationally famous university like Yan University, although the official position is not big, but there is a lot of oil and water, and when he is middle-aged, he can marry a young and beautiful beautiful girl, and he can envy others when he says this. It's a pity that he blindly thinks about how to accumulate wealth and climb up on the road of being a teacher, but unknowingly loses a lot of things that are far more important than these things outside his body.

Qian Wen walked to the door of the house and was about to open the door, when he suddenly heard a burst of "Ah... Yes... Oh... Oh...". groaning, he stood at the door with the key in his hand and was stunned for a while, and said in his heart: "This is the middle of the day, which family is watching an A-movie?" Listening to this voice, it is still familiar, is it Julia's film? ”

"Well..."Qian Wen pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and found that the voice was coming from the door of his house, and he was shocked at the time, "This... This is my home... This voice..."

"Damn mother-in-law!" Qian Wen felt that there was an extra green hat on his head in an instant!

But he didn't have the impulse, but tiptoed open the door, and as soon as he entered, he immediately found that there was indeed an extra pair of shoes for a man who did not belong to him!

But he still retains the last trace of fantasy at this time: "Maybe my wife and one of her male friends are... I'm in the room... See... What about watching movies? ”

Self-deception, this is a skill that human beings have no teacher to teach, and Qian Wen is one of the people who uses this skill perfectly.

He lied to himself until the moment he saw through the crack in the door that his beautiful wife was entangled with a strange man.

An unquenchable rage, mixed with shame and some inexplicable emotion, burst through the embankment of his sanity like a flood, and he grabbed a chair from the dining table and rushed into the bedroom!

"Bastard!" Qian Wen roared: "Dare to do it in my home, in my bed. My woman! I'm going to fight with you!! ”

Saying that, in the stunned eyes of the man and woman on the bed, and with the "help" of the obviously long pants on his body, he even fell with a chair and ate......

……

The hour hand on the wall has slowly crossed four, and it is moving towards the number five, and at this time, in the principal's office of the office building, in front of Principal Zhang, there are two middle-aged men with their heads bowed and their faces sinking like water.

Principal Zhang still sat together and read the documents lightly, and took a sip of water from the teacup from time to time. Eventually, the dean of students standing on the left couldn't help but speak, "Headmaster, those students are still sitting at the door of the office building, not letting anyone out or letting anyone in, what can I do?" ”

Principal Zhang didn't speak, but the vice principal standing on the right spoke, and said, "It's just a group of students, are you still afraid that they will play with flowers?" In my opinion, it would be enough for a teacher with a few security guards to forcibly disperse them. ”

Principal Zhang glanced up at the vice principal and said, "Okay, then the vice principal, you should take the security guards to disperse them, it just so happens that my old lady is still waiting for me to buy vegetables and go home for dinner." ”

The vice principal didn't need to look at the playful expression on Principal Zhang's face to know that this was his old man ridiculing himself, so he could only laugh awkwardly twice and stop talking.

"Look, this was sent to my office by a student." Principal Zhang sighed, handed the document in his hand to the vice principal, then walked to the window with his hands behind his back, quietly looked at the young students sitting densely downstairs and said, "Don't always think that those young people are so foolish, the eyes of the masses are bright." ”

"So..."The Vice President and the Director of Academic Affairs said in surprise while flipping through the materials: "Such a large sum... These... All these things are done by Qian Wen? ”

"Don't tell me you don't know?" Principal Zhang looked at the other two with a smile.

The vice principal's face turned red and said, "I do know that Qian Wen has unclean hands and feet, but I didn't expect him to be so ......."

"Humph!" President Zhang snorted coldly, although the voice was not loud, but it frightened the vice president and the director of the Academic Affairs Office, and they all stood up straight, putting on a posture of "listening to the instructions of the chief".

"Where did you find the money?"

"Find... "He took a leave of absence this morning, but there was no one on the phone or mobile phone at home, and he just called his lover's phone to find out that he was injured in the afternoon and is now lying in the hospital." ”

"I'm really going to pick a good time to get hurt." Principal Zhang sneered: "I am lying in the hospital with my burden, will our family go back or not?" ”

The vice principal knew that Principal Zhang was really angry at this time, and hurriedly said: "I have also confirmed with the hospital about his injury, it is true, and he really can't get out of bed now." ”

"Come on." Principal Zhang picked up the coat and hat hanging on the wooden shelf next to the door and said, "In order for my colleagues to get off work in time, it seems that I can only go by myself." ”

After saying that, he put on his coat, walked out of the office quickly, and came downstairs.

As the mastermind behind the student movement and the initiator of these series of incidents, Chu Jingye was of course watching not far from the office building at this time, and it was not appropriate for him to stay in his office at this time, otherwise the teachers would push him out as a shield and the fun would be big. Next to him was Fang Shaoyou, who was munching on chocolate.

"Aren't you supervising their practice?" Chu Jingye leaned against the tree and stared at the door of the office building while asking, "Why do you still have time to come here?" ”

"As one of the perpetrators, I have to come and see the scene, don't I?"

"You're just bored......" Chu Jingye saw through Fang Shaoyou's innermost thoughts at a glance.

"Who said that, you see, that banner still has my name written on it..."Fang Shaoyou pointed to one of the banners held by the students and said, "It says... Also a clean one... Who the hell is meowing to write a banner that says as if I have been killed by the reactionary forces! Say it, I promise not to kill him! ”

"You don't understand that, do you?" Chu Jingye sneered: "Since it is a demonstration, of course, the bigger the movement, the better, and correspondingly, the content on the banner should be as bloody as possible." If the banner reads "Fang Shaoyou was expelled from the school team for no reason, the school is unfair" or something like that, the average student will not be too lazy to see you when he passes by. But the strength of the banner of "return the party and swim less innocent" is different. This sentence seems to be very powerful, but it does not reveal any information! If ......"

Fang Shaoyou rolled his eyes and said: "If a student passes by, they will be very interested in how this looks like a deadly banner, and then they will go to the demonstrative classmates to learn about this matter, and then they will gradually realize Qian Wen's ugly face, and finally join the sit-in demonstration with righteous indignation, right?" ”

"Classmate Fang, you know our routines very well." Chu Jingye was slightly surprised, and then smiled: "What, are you interested in joining the student union?" Give you a vice chair to do? ”

"Come on, stop." Fang Shaoyou waved his hand at Chu Jingye, his face changed slightly, and said: "This time the fun is a lot, Principal Zhang personally came out to hunt us down......" (To be continued.) )