Zero was not in the mood to continue pestering the robbers, and he quietly dragged the college girl away, along the outermost side, under the watchful eye of a group of policemen

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Zero walked in front of the policeman, and the policeman asked him about the situation inside, and he casually passed over and left quietly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and asked the female college student who had been following him, "What's wrong?" Don't you want to go yet? What are you doing with me? ”

The female college student's face turned red, and she said hesitantly: "I...... My keys are still in your hands. ”

"Okay, then come here, I'll take you back." Zero raised his eyebrows and said helplessly.

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When they arrived in the city center, they were caught in the rush hour of traffic. "You sit here and drive. If you report the crime to the police, don't tell me about my characteristics. If I see any clues in the newspapers, I won't come forward, but someone will definitely go to you or your family. “

Then he quickly got out of the car and disappeared into the crowd.

That night, Zero shaved off the mustache off his face. He had always disliked having a beard on his face, but he didn't know who kept this. He was going to join the army tomorrow, and he suddenly remembered something - becoming a soldier was his dream since he was a child.

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A week later, the Zero went to the Great Lakes Naval Training Center in another area. There, he was assigned to the 21 squadron of the 109 brigade for recruit training. And because of the excellent qualities he showed in the military test, he was assigned to the corporal training officer. His training is very demanding. Zero learns that the squadron can be awarded the title of "Honorary Squadron" as long as it achieves excellent results in the required sixteen events, so he has a regular self-talk phenomenon, as if to study how to cut out unnecessary time.

"How about cutting out the shower time?" Zero makes a suggestion.

"No, that's the rule." Zero shook his head to himself, seemingly refuting the previous suggestion, "Even if you don't have soap, you have to take a shower." “

Zero sat down and thought about the method of washing and exercising from the perspective of the factory production line.

The next night, Zero instructed his subordinates: "Roll up the towel and put it in your left hand, and take the soap in your right hand." There are 16 people in a straight row on the left, 12 people in a horizontal row on the opposite side, and 16 people in a straight row on the right. The water temperature is already adjusted, so you don't have to worry about getting burned or frozen. You just have to walk over and wash the left side of your body, and when you go to the corner, change your hand with soap, turn back and continue walking, wash the right side and shampoo your hair, wash it with water when you pass the showerhead, and finally just wipe it dry. “

At this time, all the recruits widened their eyes, because after Zero finished speaking, he put on his uniform and drenched in the water, calculating the time required. "With this method, it only takes 45 seconds for everyone to shower, and 160 people to shower and get dressed, which can be done in less than 10 minutes, and hopefully we will be the first team to arrive at the assembly site every morning."

The next morning, the squadron led by Zero was the first to arrive at the rendezvous site. Zero was so pleased with this that he braged to the others that he was still working on several other ways to save time. For this, he was awarded the Order of Service.

Two weeks later, the condition deteriorated. Zero becomes extremely irritable due to a conflict with his boss, and the chaotic period comes again.

Zero often wears his shoes on the wrong foot and the laces are not tied, and his clothes become very sloppy. And it seems that although he knows where he is, he doesn't care at all. Recruits to the 109 Squadron soon discovered that their training officers did not seem quite normal. One day, he may be a brilliant leader; The next day, he might make a 180-degree turn, wandering around, chatting, and piling up a mountain of official documents.

He has been seen wandering around while sleeping. When the others told him about it, Zero tied himself to his bed while he slept. Soon after being dismissed from his position as training officer by his superiors, Zero became very frustrated; At every opportunity, he ran to the hospital, and he complained, "Oh my God! I must have something mentally wrong! ”

One day, a doctor discovers that Zero suddenly becomes interested in the blood lab. On this day, the Navy sent an inspector to observe him. The inspector found him lying on the bed in his uniform, with the white navy cap resting at his feet.

"What are you doing here?" The colonel asked angrily.

"Stand up!" The colonel's adjutant ordered.

"Fuck!" Zero glanced at him and yelled back.

"I'm a colonel, and you're ......"

"I am not afraid of Jesus Christ! Don't get out of here! You've interfered with me! Later, when a sergeant came in, he yelled back with the same shouting.

The next day, two weeks and four days after Zero joined the Navy, he was transferred to the Recruit Assessment Unit.

The report of the squadron leader of the former unit is as follows: "This officer initially held the position of training officer in his unit, but later he did nothing and went out all day to interfere with others. Since he was dismissed as a training officer, he immediately became an occupational disease, and the situation got worse and worse, and every time he found an excuse not to attend classes, he couldn't keep up with the progress of other soldiers. The officer must be kept under close supervision. “

A psychiatrist interviews Zero, who says he doesn't know what happened. They tried to retrieve Zero's file, and after professional investigation, they found that Zero's file was actually artificially created. In other words, all of the previous identity records before Zero were fake and non-existent.

Zero's superiors reported the incident as follows: "The officer is unable to serve in the Navy on a regular and stable basis, and it is therefore recommended that the officer be discharged on the grounds that he is not fit for military training." “

So three days later, month after day after Zero's enlistment, Zero was "honorably discharged" from the Navy.

He received a military pay and a plane ticket to the city. But when he was on his way to the airport from the Great Lakes Naval Training Center, he learned that two of his recruits were returning home on leave and were heading to the capital, so he hopped on a bus with them, despite having a free United Airlines ticket. Zero felt very fresh, and he wanted to see the capital, a big city he wanted to know about but had never been to.

At the New York City bus terminal, Zero said goodbye to the rest of his companions and set off with his military luggage on his shoulders. He asked for a map and a brief description of the capital at the desk, and walked in the direction of the largest square. It felt like coming home, the streets, the people, the sounds...... It all sounded familiar, and it made him believe that this was his former hometown. He said to himself, "I didn't think my hometown would be here. (To be continued.) )