Chapter 63: There are too many knights
I'm so worried.
Lord, are you referring to the fact that you cast a large magic spell in the direction of the Demon King City?
Well, it's a bit of a stretch to say this, but I wish someone could comfort me now.
…… After many days of training, you have progressed to the point where you can cast large-scale magic, and compared to a castle that has no strategic significance, it is even more gratifying that you have definitely improved your personal strength.
Diana.
What do you command, my lord?
It's hard for you to change the subject so hard.
Choosing the right time to give advice is a subject that every knight must learn, and when the lord is discouraged or even emotionally unstable, the advice will not be effective, and the knight should do something to encourage or guide him, and then talk about it later.
You're just being too honest, which isn't good.
Honesty is the virtue of every knight, and I will write you a formal letter of advice to you later on the hasty use of your magic without confirming your position.
After crossing the forest trail and making excuses to say goodbye to Lucario, Diana and I are now on our way back to Demon King's City.
But we were not moving fast, or rather, not at all, because I did not walk on my own feet, but were placed on the back of my horse like a cargo.
I was able to barely hold on when I stayed with Lucario, but after the breakup, the effects of mental exhaustion immediately exploded, and I had to rely on Diana to carry me all the way back.
On the previous road, I actually remembered a rumor and asked Diana: I heard that for centaurs, riding on their backs without consent is equivalent to **, is this rumor true or false?
Diana turned around in surprise, but did not stop and asked, "Lord, where did you hear such unrealistic statements?"
Belch...... On the books? I'm not confident in saying this, but overall it's not like I'm lying, and all I know about creatures like centaurs comes from all kinds of fanworks on the Internet before I traveled.
For example, the self-esteem is extremely high, and you can't ride it on because they have the body of a horse, which is equivalent to being strong for people and horses, and when the love season comes, it will attack all creatures of the opposite sex in sight.
Lord, hearsay is not an advisable act. Diana said in a reproachful tone: You should choose to ask me more than the knowledge in the book. Unlike yours, cultural differences are inevitable, but because of this, we should get to know each other as much as possible, so as to effectively avoid possible misunderstandings in the future.
Listening to Diana, my previous question was clearly negative.
But there's no doubt that you'll be unhappy. Just as I was thinking this, Diana added: "Although the lower body is in the shape of a horse, it is still a part of the body, and if it is you, the lord, if someone touches your body without your consent, you must also feel uncomfortable, right?"
That's pretty easy to understand. Let people carry people, in fact, it is very similar to saying that if you suddenly jump on the back of another person and ask him to carry you to walk, if you are not very familiar with the friend, you will naturally provoke the other party.
Then again, you can get up close and personal with a woman's back, and you can admire her legs in the open light, and you can faintly glimpse her buttocks...... I didn't feel anything at first, but when I heard Diana say this, I immediately realized that although it looked like a horse, now I was lying on the lower half of a real girl, well, I have to admit, it sounds weird to others.
And even if I thought about it, I still couldn't get excited.
If it's human, forget it, but I can't really look at a horse with that kind of gaze.
Suddenly, I began to miss you before. Look at how obediently Diana squatted on the side when I was talking to Lucario, it was completely impossible to imagine that the person who reprimanded me now was actually the same person who was shy and cute at the beginning.
Lord, Lord! It is a foul to suddenly mention that something happened at that time, and out of consideration for women, you should choose to forget about the events of your previous life. The nervous Diana's tone was raised, not as outrageous as an octave higher, but not far off: isn't it natural for a good knight to have a good opinion of the object of his allegiance!
Diana's almost confessional lines, if I were replaced as the protagonist of Shenmu in the general light novel, I would definitely choose to play haha and fool around because I couldn't understand the woman's words, right?
But obviously, there is no such imbecile as emotional intelligence in reality, at least I can clearly hear the implicit meaning of Diana's words.
Actually, if I really want to say it, I realized it a long time ago, no, it's so obvious that it's hard to pretend that you don't know, right?
Let's talk about Cyno first, this goodwill has been full from the beginning, and it is estimated that it will also break through love to reach the level of subordination or brainwashing, and the result is that I am worried all day long, and she will use force to rape me one day.
Diana ...... This upright guy can't hide anything at all, and the monthly salary he asks for only needs me to touch her head, and then as soon as I speak explicitly or praise her slightly, I will immediately enter the shyness mode, and the worst thing is that I just didn't pick out the words clearly.
I tried to touch my nose, which was the same thing I used to do with shrugging my shoulders and spreading my hands, but I soon found that I was still paralyzed, so I had to give up.
Seeing that I was silent, Diana took care of herself and continued: A king must have loyal subordinates around him, and often these subordinates are close friends before the king's death, and according to the statistics of the history of the 6th century, if the king and his subordinates are of the opposite sex, the possibility of a relationship between the two is as high as eighty percent.
I was about to refute it, but when I think back to the fantasy novels I once read, the gist of it is really the same as what Diana said, a certain protagonist is in a remote township, and then his childhood sweetheart becomes the first harem, and the protagonist's neighbor and friend become his subordinate, of course, on the surface, the protagonist still calls his neighbor as a friend.
From the moment I pledge my allegiance to you, I swear to give you both body and soul, and to spend my life assisting you, so that I have no spare time and no spirit to give to the rest of the men, but if I can be on good terms with you, then it will not be a problem.
While fulfilling the knightly mission, she can also completely abandon her identity as a woman, and I have to say that it is indeed a very Diyana-style thinking mode.
However, as a woman and reserved, I still hope that you will give priority to showing your love to me. Diana turned her face to me and looked at me with a smile, but because of the angle, our eyes met at a seventy-five degree angle.
can talk about the bed all day long, but take the confession very seriously, the girl's heart is really delicate. I don't think I'll be able to understand the thinking of women from other worlds for the rest of my life, and Diana's remarks are already a level of culture shock for me compared to cultural barriers.
These are two different things. Diana turned her head back, shook the golden ponytail tied behind her head, and said solemnly: It was originally one of the duties of a knight to solve the physical needs of the lord.
…… There are too many knights.
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