At the press conference after the game, as the most influential primary school football tournament in Shanghai, there were still many media reporters who paid considerable attention, many cameras pointed over, and the flash flashed non-stop. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The press officer motioned for the reporters to start asking questions, and a beautiful female reporter in her 20s stood up and asked me.

"Head Coach Zhang Xiaoyi, you look like you're only 10 years old, are you a primary school student?" She kept a professional smile. She said in her heart: "Little P is still a head coach. Joke! “

With more than 50 years of life experience, I immediately realized what she was thinking, and I replied, "You are beautiful, can I pursue you?" “

She didn't expect me to answer like that, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

I laughed and said, "Don't think I'm just a 10-year-old, I know everything." As I spoke, I swept my eyes over the young female reporter's chest, which read: "Liu Mengyao"

Liu Mengyao thought I was looking at her breasts, blushed, and looked to her left side, where there was nothing, she was just trying to divert her gaze.

I said to Liu Mengyao: "That little girl Liu Mengyao, please look at this head coach, I will tell you that I want to build a Chinese Real Madrid!" ”

One day in class, I received a text message from Wang Yuyan, she told me that she wanted to meet with me and had important information for me.

I smiled after reading the text message, it must be important information about Xu Ruoshui. The little girl's efficiency is still okay, and she quickly replied to me.

After school in the afternoon, I assembled the team. I stared at them and didn't say anything. Look at the players who are standing loosely. At this time, everyone was waiting impatiently. They gathered together to wait for me to explain today's training tasks, not to wait for someone, but for so long, I didn't say a word, just kept pacing, and they also stood lazy.

I looked solemnly at the crowd and finally spoke, "Do you all know that there is a problem with the team?" ”

Everyone nodded, they wanted to hear what I had to say.

I took out an evening newspaper, spread it out and showed them an article, and said: "This evening newspaper reporter Liu Mengyao actually said in the newspaper that I was ashamed to say that I want to build a Chinese Real Madrid, and said that you are all waste, a group of wastes without a future, and said that your head coach I am just a 10-year-old shameless pervert!" Hearing this, many people laughed, this female reporter really didn't say anything good about me in the newspaper, they also heard about this report, and there were people talking about it just now.

My face remained unchanged, and I just said quietly, "I hate to hear people say bad things about me, but it doesn't just mention me, it mentions the team, you should know what she said." She says you're trash! Do you believe you are waste? ”

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing how to answer.

They don't want to be called rubbish, but in reality, they don't have much confidence in themselves, the team's results in the past are not very good, maybe the last game can prove something, but after all, it was only one game and they are at a loss for the future of the team.

"I don't believe it!"

I shouted quietly.

My voice was immature, but loud, and everyone could hear it clearly, "I don't believe that the team will have no future, when I became the head coach of the team, I promised that the team would finally become China's Real Madrid!" ”

My eyes swept over everyone, "My faith comes from my ability, just as I have helped some of you, you didn't believe I had it at the time, but it turned out to be effective. "I'm referring to medicine, of course.

"Okay, that's it, disband."

After I finished speaking, I waved my hand to signal everyone to move freely, and then I was ready to leave to see Wang Yuyan.

In a fancy restaurant, I sat down, and the waiter looked at me and asked with a smile, "Little brother, will your parents come later?" I looked at her and said coldly, "I invited someone to dinner, why do you want my parents to come?" The waiter was still a little hesitant, I glared at her and said, "Don't be long-winded, I'm going to complain about you if you do this again, and don't spit on my food!" ”

It didn't take long for Wang Yuyan to come, she looked at me from a distance and kept waving at me, still holding the apple I gave her in her hand.7.She sat across from me, I opened the recipe and asked her, what do you want to eat? She first admired the high-end decoration of this restaurant, and then replied to me: "I will eat whatever you order." I smiled, ordered a few dishes, closed the recipe, and I asked her, "What's the information?" ”

She took out a card and put it in front of me, on it was a picture of a little girl, she smiled and said: "This is a flower girl, Xu Ruoshui she likes very much" I took a sip of tea and asked: "Isn't this just a paper card for a few dollars?" What's the use? Can't she afford it herself? I'm going to give this to her? Xu Ruoshui took a sip of orange juice, tilted his head, pillowed on his small fist, looked at me condescendingly and said, "You are only 10 years old, you don't understand anything, can you send the paper card?" I'll give you an idea, you're a rich second generation, right? Ask your dad for money, and you ask the gold shop to make a set of gold flower girl cards for her. ”

I thought about it and nodded, and the gold was still available, so I said, "Then it's decided, you give her an appointment to me, I'll make a card first, and I'll notify you when it's ready." ”

Wang Yuyan pouted, looked at me angrily and said, "Now I will accompany you to the gold store to order cards, I also like the cards of the flower girl." ”

I ate two bites of food and said, "After eating, let's go to the old temple gold together and customize the gold card." ”

When I came to the gold shop, there were not many customers inside, and the security guard at the door stopped me and said, "What are you children doing when you come in?" I glared at him and said, "Lao Tzu is naturally short, you dare to discriminate against me, beware of me complaining about you!" ”

The security guard bowed his head and said, "Did you bring your daughter here to buy gold, sir?" ”

I looked at Wang Yuyan and said, "She's my sister, don't mess around!" The security guard grabbed his hair and looked at Wang Yuyan's school uniform, the school emblem of East Asia Primary School was shining, and he really couldn't understand my relationship with her.

I told the security guard, "Call your manager, I'm going to talk to him." ”

When the manager arrived in the lobby, he saw me, a 10-year-old child, with a blank face, and I said to the manager: "My sister and I came over to order two sets of gold cards for the flower girl!" To a thousand feet of pure gold, this is a set of 36 paper flower girl cards, I hope you use the best craftsmen to make, I can pay you 1 million deposits, and then pay you the balance after it is completed. ”

The manager looked at the date in disbelief, he thought it was April Fool's Day, I looked at him, I smiled dumbly, I gave him my business card, which said Zhang Xiaoyi, the head coach of the East Asia Primary School football team.

When he saw it, he immediately understood, he nodded hurriedly, and said, "Mr. Zhang, we will notify you immediately when it is ready, please go to the cashier to pay the deposit." ”

Out of the gold shop, Wang Yuyan suddenly put her hand on my shoulder and pulled me into her arms, she looked at me with a smile, and I leaned on the two newly developed small dragon bags. Awkwardly said, "Everyone is a minor, what do you want to do?" ”

Wang Yuyan looked at me and smiled, she said coquettishly: "Don't pretend with my sister, you are precocious, how do I feel that you are a child on the surface, but you are an uncle on the inside?" ”

I sweat like rain, this post-00 is not an ordinary open, I have to find a way to slip away, I looked at my watch and said: "I still have something, go first." ”

Wang Yuyan hugged me tighter, and said with a smile: "Brother, my sister will give you some benefits today, my sister's parents have traveled to Spain, and the maid at home has something to go home, and there is no one at my sister's house, so let's go to my sister's house to play." ”

A 10-year-old boy is not as strong as a 13-year-old girl, poor me was forcibly pulled to her house by her, her family is really like she said no one, living in a high-rise high-end residential area, her family is still quite rich, the house is very big, on the road a neighbor aunt saw us, and asked her: "Yanyan, is this your brother?" Wang Yuyan held me in her arms and said to her aunt without knowing what shame was: "This is my cousin!" I'll take him home today to fix it."

Entering the room, she closed the door, I stood there at a loss, I panicked, really panicked, I did have been alone with women before, and there had been such a thing as love between men and women, but now I was forced into her room by a 13-year-old girl, I had a strong feeling for this kind of thing for the first time, fear and tears!

The man didn't flick when he had tears, this time I really knelt down and cried, I pulled Wang Yuyan's skirt and shouted: "Good sister, don't be like this, I'm still young!" ”

Wang Yuyan shook her head and said: "Don't be afraid, sister will help you overcome psychological barriers, sister has just passed 100 degrees, you can still be hard at this age"

For the first time, I had a psychological breakdown, I didn't want to, elementary school students, elementary school students, the other party was elementary school students! I have to be calm, as a 10-year-old elementary school student on the surface, but actually a 50-year-old uncle who has taken medicine, I must have a way to get out, this way is to confuse the opponent and find an opportunity to escape!

I pretended to be very shy, and said tenderly: "Little sister, brother, I'm still a little shy, or young sister, you go wash up first, brother, I'll wait for you, by the way, can you adjust your psychology?" ”

Wang Yuyan actually sneered, she said: "You want to slip away while I'm taking a shower, it's impossible!" You come with me to take a mandarin duck bath. ”

I told myself that I must be calm, my IQ is at the level of an uncle in my 50s, I smiled and took Wang Yuyan's hand and said: "How come, sister, you are so beautiful, who would be so stupid, as if there is something delicious, I am very hungry and don't eat, who is so stupid?" The older sister went to wash, the younger brother came, and the younger brother went to find a pair of underwear to change. ”

Wang Yuyan threw a pair of her father's underwear to me and said, "You can change this one later, I'll take a shower first, you will come later."

So 13-year-old Wang Yuyan was still too tender, and was deceived by my spicy and sour old ginger, I took advantage of her to take a bath, opened the door and slipped away!