Chapter 21: Scared the baby to death
Aesop, who is unfettered, really let go, usually takes little Lori shopping to fight monsters, and is very happy, occasionally looking for Shaniya, talking about life, practicing skills, and wandering leisurely - except that there is often an extra fart around him: Brother Meng admires Brother Soo who "hugs left and right" so much that he throws himself to the ground, claiming to be a die-hard fan, and almost binds himself actively. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fortunately, in addition to this, it is easy for others to lose sight of Aesop's name, and he wisely did not show his face at the beginning, but now although he is famous, he will not be "unknown to anyone in the world" when he walks on the street. What makes him happy is that under the wave of information, everything cannot withstand the washing of time, and after the attention of all parties sinks into the sea, everything seems to be calm.
After more than ten days of ups and downs, something that made Isolt even happier came that the tutor of the "Legend of Sword Wind" Academy had unanimously agreed to his enrollment, and now let him go over to handle affairs.
Looking forward to the stars, the moon, and the red sun of Yan'an, Aesop, who is finally looking forward to liberation, looks up to the sky and roars fiercely.
It's been almost 60 days since he entered the game, and it's been almost a month since he calculated reality, and he can already be called a new look:
Aesop [Human]
Class: Bandit [lv10]
Titles: Phoenix Nirvana, Kamikaze Thief? Bandit Star
Trait: Looting [Lv5]
Level: 31 [Advanced]
Health: 800/800, Mana: 100/100, Energy: 600/600
Constitution: 40, Strength: 56, Agility: 20, Intelligence: 10
Talent: Brute Force Burst [C-level talent]
Skills: Basic Combat [Lv7/E], Basic Sword Skill [Lv10/E], Tracking [Lv6/D], Bandaging [Lv5/E], Herb Identification [Lv4/E+], Gathering [Lv9/E+], Blocking [Lv7/D], Nocturnal Movement [Lv2/D], Aggro [Lv5/D+], Interception [Lv2/C]
Stunt: Friendship Breaking Face Fist [Self-created Skill (Lv2/D+, cannot be improved)], Wild Charge [Lv3/C], Starburst Abandonment Healing Break [Self-created Skill (Lv3/C, cannot be improved)]
Additional: C+-level Ice Lizard Armor, C-level Wolf Leather Boots, C-level Blue Steel Bracers
Weapons: Sharp Blades? Dainslev [Rank B One-Handed Sword]
Prestige: Astaka (80)
Main City Status: Garoa (Temporary)
Perseverance and perseverance around the clock not only allowed Aesop to cross the hurdle of high rank, but also took Lori and Mule Meow to level 29 and 28 respectively. When most people were still struggling at the intermediate level, they made such progress in just one month, and they were definitely diligent and brave, and there were only a few people in front of him.
Worryingly, due to the bad start of the wrong door, not being able to enroll in school doomed Aesop to be unable to find a job. Although he is engaged in the glorious and arduous profession of "bandit", he is finally excluded from the mainstream, even if he has stepped into the high level, because he can't take the promotion task, he can't open the hero template at all, and naturally he can't summon it, so he can only swallow his saliva and watch the people in front of him summon one by one, but he is sad for Scarlett, who has not been able to resurrect for a long time. Even if you put your mind to summoning aside, considering the skyrocketing difficulty of upgrading after the high level, if you still can't use the main city facilities and can't take on large-scale tasks, the road ahead will be difficult.
However, from today on, everything will change, he will be forced to bomb the army to save beautiful women, buy a house and a car and drive a harem, and live a happy life from now on - hey, it feels a little strange. Why do you say "again"? Forget it, it must be an illusion.
The fluttering Aesop took the little Lori and the fierce general brother and happily went straight to the academy.
Originally, he thought that this was to take a booklet, stamp a seal, and then find the police station, alas, it was wrong again, it was the sheriff who handled the official resident status, and the matter was done in minutes. But when he arrived at the academy, Isolt realized that it wasn't that simple—the white-bearded old man on the committee told him that although he nodded his head, he still had to be interviewed by the PTA because he was late and couldn't keep up with the classes.
PTA (Parent-Teacher Association)?!
Aesop was bad again.
Then, Brother Meng told him that because the players of "Heroes" cover the ages of 16 to 60, the audience is large, and the environment is complex, some parents are worried about their children and strongly call for more control, and some of the rich and powerful people have directly put pressure on the operator. So,After the game between the two sides,,Set up such a nondescript institution within the academy,Although it is limited to the management of players and students,But the authority is not small,For some key issues involving reality, even life and death,It can be regarded as a social force that enters the game。
- I see, there was a mud bomb on the cliff that was involved in this design.
After listening to Brother Meng's explanation, Aesop raised her forehead and groaned, and finally adjusted her expression, and reluctantly transferred to the lobby of PTA through teleportation.
The atmosphere inside was quite serious, and a large wave of old-fashioned female comrades were discussing something, and when they saw the three of Aesop entering the room, their eyes could almost shoot people through.
"Who? What's the matter? A particularly fat Obasang asked.
"Brother Suo, pay attention, this fat woman is the president of PTA, and her husband is a big leader." Brother Meng secretly chatted privately.
"I sympathize with that leading comrade from the bottom of my heart."
Aesop sighed, and replied politely on the surface: "Hello everyone, my name is Aesop, and I'm here for an interview." ”
"You're Aesop?" Several Obasang cried out in unison, their expressions agitated.
I'll go, my brother won't become a grandma killer, right?
Isolt was startled, but immediately realized that something was wrong—although the Obasans were excited, their eyes were obviously not good, and the solemn atmosphere in the room became heavier, like the posture of a three-hall trial.
"I'm Aesop, what do you want?" He asked cautiously.
"I've read your profile." The PTA president said in a cold voice, "Some time ago, you applied to join the 'Legend of the Sword Wind', this academy is known for its violence, and you have also shown strong aggression during this period, we are very skeptical that you are suitable for admission." ”
, which play is this singing? Can the world simulation not be sprinkled with watermelon juice?
Aesop was inexplicable, and quickly explained: "Well, it's just a virtual game, it's a little real and normal." In the final analysis, the activities of some time ago were also self-defense counterattacks and normal interactions, and the official ...... so"
"Talking nonsense, bloody violence is bloody violence, what good words can these profiteers who only care about profit say? We originally thought that it was not good for children to stay in that kind of college, what if you went in and caused a bad follower? The PTA president angrily reprimanded and interrupted Aesop's defense, "Take the incident of your entanglement with thieves and robbery, a typical negative teaching material, what if you teach children badly?" ”
Please, auntie, how old is your child, and you still taught little Peng Yu badly? What pot makes the game back, this is how many years ago the old altar sauerkraut!
Aesop was speechless for a moment, vaguely feeling that something was wrong with the unfolding.
At this time, Brother Meng hurriedly chatted privately: "Big brother, I remember, this fat mother-in-law's little kid is Mo Dashao's gang, and he was among the people who surrounded and suppressed you that day." ”
Aesop was stunned, and with a flash of inspiration, her "admiration" for Mo Dashao arose spontaneously - instigating bear children, pampering parents, and inciting dead brains who don't know the truth? The eldest young master is the eldest young master, borrowing strength to fight cattle across the mountains, really good skills and good ideas!
After thinking about it, he became alert and asked rhetorically: "What you said is really reasonable, but how many of these problems should be reported to Guanghua International and even the state department, what's the use of talking about me as a little person?" ”
"Sophistry!" The PTA president rebuked in a loud voice, "Of course, we will respond to such a serious problem to the society, but you should not try to escape accountability." It is because of a black sheep like you that the growth environment of children will continue to deteriorate! We just want to open a knife to you bad guys, make an example, and make an example, so that the game will be full of truth, goodness and beauty again! ”
It's not true, good, and beautiful, but fake big empty, you want to kill "Hero"~ Cutting off people's financial paths is like killing your parents, just wait for Guanghua International to take you under the knife.
Aesop smiled coldly, completely speechless.
Originally, he didn't have much thought about it: Bear children, the second secondary school is understandable, and it is reasonable for some parents to follow people crazy, and there were fewer people who opposed anime games in the past? What he is really angry about is that, as an adult, he is so unreasonable that he ignores the overall situation, imposes personal feelings on the whole trend, and even does not hesitate to use the ugliest means to attack things that he cannot understand.
Looking back, Aesop's resentment towards Mo Dashao has faded a lot, but her heart is slightly dry: It's just a game, why should you hurt each other~~ Alas, it seems that it is not the bear child who is hopeless, but the bear child's father and mother.
And at this moment, the fierce general next to him couldn't help it, he leaned into Aesop's ear, and muttered in a low voice: "See, this is the so-called 'forced' by your mother."
"Damn, what are you talking about?" Aesop immediately gave him a blank look, and her voice couldn't help but be a little louder, "It's obviously 'forced'." ”
"What do you say?!!!" The PTA president's ears twitched and he let out a sharp roar, and even in the game, Isolt felt the glass windows around her shatter.
"You dare to scold me?!" She yelled angrily, "Get out, get out, I'm telling you, there's no place for you here!" ”
- "Sow, what do you say?" ”
Without waiting for Aesop to react, the little Lori who was silently guarding the side was fine, and shouted with her head crossed and heroically shouted: "Where did you come from? Sling the bull! What Amoura can't hold is a waste of wood like you! Believe it or not, I'm going to stomp on your stinky pork on behalf of my sister now! ”
After that, she turned her head to look at Aesop, and smiled sweetly: "What about ~~ Ernie sauce?" ”
The faces of Aesop and Brother Meng's generals directly stiffened into plaster masks, and the women comrades, who were still full of righteous indignation, suddenly started a dyeing workshop.
PTA will grow fat and shake, a face swelled into a holiday balloon, and a throat is ho-ho, it is indeed easier to get closer to the noble mother pig.
Then, her hysterical outburst ensued.
"You, you...... Get lost...... Today...... Get out of the game today! I—I want you to lose your job! ”
Obasan's state made Isolt feel like she was having a stroke, and he scoffed at the intimidation.
Strong on the outside and dry on the inside! Speaking of which, in the end, it is still this routine, others may still be afraid, but he is fearless.
At this point, Isolt didn't plan to pretend to be a good person, he touched little Lori's head and chuckled: "Vera, how can you tell the truth." ”
After a pause, he looked at the PTAs who were staring after Superman, and said, "You don't have to look at me like this, well, I'll be proud." Actually, what the little girl said is very reasonable. What's the point of losing your temper at me? I have the ability to pull my husband to lose his temper with the governments that support "Heroes". ”
Plop -
The PTA president slammed into the ground like a falling jelly, and then turned into white light.
"President—" "President?! "The president fainted!" ……
A group of females porridge porridge and a mess.
Isolt didn't bother to pay attention, and pulled Little Lori and Brother Meng to the teleportation array.
Before leaving, he turned his head and added solemnly: "By the way, please remember that this is not your world!" ”
************
Coming out of the academy, Brother Meng's face was pale all the time, and he trembled and muttered: "Brother Suo, you are in big trouble." These Obasans aren't just a joke......"
"Leave it to these guys, am I in less trouble?" Aesop suddenly felt a little excited, "When it comes to the game, it's indispensable to fight for daddy, fuck it - although the wild promotion is rare, it's not nothing, it's a big deal that I will go to Casablanca or the Peloponnese on foot, and then I will mix with Shania, slow is slow, and live the same life." Well, if you get too close to me, you won't be affected, so be careful. ”
"Hey, that's not what I meant. I'm in Q Province, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, and they don't have a problem. Brother Meng was so anxious that he was about to cry, "Big brother, you are not good for yourself, you don't know how much influence they have outside!" ”
"Don't worry, cute big with tape!"
Aesop was grateful, and calmly comforted - of course he was "cute and big", and any real threat was a real one! Heaven and earth, unless Guanghua International Investigation System, no one can help him. However, these guys are obviously making trouble for the operation, with the current momentum of Guanghua International, they will help to have ghosts!
Oh, it's strong by it, the bright moon shines on the river; It is ruthless by it, and the breeze blows the hills; It's horizontal by it, and I'm really angry!