Chapter 034: Who Hummed?
Lin Jia bored with thunder and lightning to sm the monsters who were wandering outside the human wall composed of the boss, the fourth and the ribs, and the long-term mental concentration made Lin Jia a little tired, if it weren't for Lin Jia's multi-threaded micro-shackling technology that crisscrossed the StarCraft world back then, it would be a little difficult to lock one of the monsters without any activity rules in the dense monster group at all times.
The monster in the legend has the concept of "attack hatred", the so-called "attack hatred" means that after the monster is attacked by the player, it will take the player who attacks it as the first target, and run after the attacker relentlessly, so as to turn a blind eye to other players around them who have not attacked themselves, until the player has reduced the monster's "hatred" for a long time to avoid and escape distance, and the attacked monster will give up the attacker and then choose other targets.
There are not a few players who slowly find out various rules in the game, such as Lin Jia has already found out in the battle, as long as the boss and other three "people" do not attack the monster, the monster will not hurt them in front of Lin Jia, and it will not hurt Lin Jia himself, as long as there are monsters attacking the boss and the three, Lin Jia immediately gives the monster a thunderbolt, and attracts its "hatred" to himself, and the monster will dangle in front of everyone through the human wall, trying to find a gap to drill in and teach the guy who attacked it.
After a large number of monsters are lured over, the few monsters closest to the boss three are often squeezed by their companions and can't move, Lin Jia will generally give them a thunderbolt one by one, attracting their hatred to themselves, and a few monsters that can't attack themselves and can't move have obviously become another monster defense line outside the wall of the three brothers, at this time, Lin Jia will rest assured that he will start to give priority to attacking the outermost guys of the monster group, killing each one by one.
"Gollum! Gollum! ”
Lin Jia frowned, staring at the screen with both eyes, and his hands were quickly working on F1 and Mouse.
"Gollum! Gollum! ”
"Can you two give me some peace! Just stand there and chat! What are you humming!? It's noisy! "Mechanically repeating the action of bombarding monsters with thunder and lightning, Lin Jia, who was a little dizzy, dry mouth, weak limbs, and a swollen bladder, was already very impatient, and couldn't stand standing there anymore and chatting leisurely, but let his brother do the black sweat next to them, they didn't care about the hard work of the working people, but they still had to make strange sounds to stimulate the nerves of the working people, isn't this looking for pumping!?
Throwing away the mouse, Lin Jia jumped up angrily, but found that the boss was listening to music while plugging in headphones on the chassis, and was happily chatting with people in the legend, and he didn't hear his anger at all, and the fourth child had already jumped out of the legend boredly and selected attractive mm pictures on the Internet to enjoy, and when Lin Jia jumped up in protest, he raised his head blankly and wiped the saliva on his chin and looked at the angry Lin Jia suspiciously.
This can't be blamed on him, because his little warrior's work is too leisurely, except for standing there as a loyal meat shield, he doesn't need to do anything at all, it's nothing more than changing shifts with the boss every once in a while, carrying a bunch of garbage equipment back to sell, and then resisting a bunch of super magic potions and stuffing them to Lin Jia, it takes at least half an hour to run a trip to Lin Jia, and the boss is in addition to running out to seduce a lot of monsters back, just pay attention to adding blood to a few people who are meat shields, and I don't know who she chats with so happily.
Lin Jia felt a little self-pitying that he was a Yang Bailao who lived at the bottom of society, and these two bloodsuckers were the evil landlord Huang Shiren, who specialized in exploiting his poor little mage.
"Who's humming?" The eldest and fourth looked at Lin Jia inexplicably, and at this moment, the stomachs of the three of them invariably let out an earth-shattering "gurgling!" Gollum! The three of them were stunned, looked at each other with stupid faces, and suddenly burst into a burst of laughter.
After laughing for a long time, the fourth child wiped his tears and smiled: "Haha... Ouch! I'm laughing to death! No way! What time is it? No wonder you're so hungry! "It's more than one o'clock at noon, no wonder a few little wolf calves who are growing their bodies make such a terrifying sound in their stomachs, Lin Jia at least ate a bowl of hot dry noodles in the morning, but the eldest and fourth ran out before they had breakfast in the morning.
"Shall we go out and get something to eat? Dick! You kill them first! We're getting bitten to death!! "The boss frantically added blood to the fourth child and himself according to the healing technique, because Lin Jia stopped the attack and the monsters swarmed around, and they couldn't stand the bite of the boss.
Lin Jia hurriedly sat back again, cleaned up the remaining monsters, and then looked at the small potion in the package and said, "Why don't we go back to the safe area first?" It's too dangerous to go offline here, and there's no medicine anyway! ”
The boss looked at his bag of loot and nodded, "Hmm! Let's just leave it in the safe area and hang it, go out and stir-fry two dishes and get a few beers to drink, shall we? ”
"Okay!" It is definitely a pleasure to be able to drink two bottles of cold beer on a hot day, and the three brothers pressed their own return trips without saying a word, and after returning to the safe area, they all pushed away their keyboards and stood up and walked outside the private room.
As soon as he opened the door, he said, "Whew!" The heat wave that rushed in almost didn't faint the three brothers, the sudden alternation of extreme cold and heat, making people uncomfortable just wanting to scold their mother, the front half of their body seemed to be burned by the fire, Lin Jia felt that the hairs on his face were scorched, and a layer of white hair and cold sweat broke out on the back bones in an instant.
I don't know that the immoral guy opened the window of the stairwell outside the private room, and the door of the private room was closed to death, and the door of the first floor was hung with a transparent tape curtain, no wonder there were not even a fly in the heat here.
Stimulated by the alternation of hot and cold, Lin Jia, who was already having some pain in his bladder, clamped the little ** and shouted: "Wait for Hazi!" Lao Tzu wants to open the floodgates! Then he rushed to the bathroom in the stairwell.
When the fourth child heard this, he trembled all over his body and shouted: "Second child!" Flood fighting is everyone's responsibility! Don't close the door! Wait for me first! ”
"I say!" Seeing the two scum scrambling to squeeze into the small toilet with only one pit in this Internet café, the boss yelled angrily: "You two hurry up!" Didn't know at all that ladies were preferred! As a result, there was a "plop tom!" from the toilet. "A sound, I don't know who fell, the boss scolded secretly: "deserved" but can only anxiously turn around outside, who told this Internet café to save space as much as possible to install more computers, the toilet can only be repaired by one person conveniently, and there is no distinction between men and women.
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(Trouble: Whahahaha!) Even finally managed to squeeze into the top 10 of the new book list! As long as the first few old and immortal aunts are on the list, they can even be called kings! Brothers, help out, and make some perverted plots to make you cool off another day!
Mouth beard! Mouth beard! Mouth beard!
ps: I just found out that the current new book list is 15 positions, by the way, click on the "cool and cool" below to let the puppet explode! )
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