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A white yacht stopped on the seashore, and a dark shadow on the sea surface came from far and near, and suddenly there was a loud noise, and someone came out from under the water, setting off a splash.

"Frank, you do it every time."

"Steven, do you still have to stay dry when you come to the beach?"

These two are the most famous duo in the history of English football - Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard.

Both of them have retired and have nothing to do, so they make an appointment to spend a vacation in luxurious Monaco.

"How's it going? Did the second half start? Lampard asked.

"Not yet, a few minutes," Gerrard frowned, "why did you say we left England and they did so well this time." ”

Frank Lampard smiled: "We're all retired anyway, the young people will take care of things in the future, so let's enjoy life with the two old guys." ”

"That's right, but I don't feel good in my heart, am I not as good as Henderson, and you are not as good as Lallana?"

"Haha, I don't know about you and Henderson, but I'm never going to lose to that guy from Lallana."

"Haha," Gerard laughed as well.

Gerrard and Frank Lampard are both Champions League winners, and it is impossible to dream of the World Cup in their hearts, but the 10-year national team career, let alone the World Cup title, is hanging in the group stage.

In their time, the incompatibility between the two Germans plagued successive England managers, but no one in the world could pinpoint the problem, so Gerrard and Frank Lampard became an unsolvable problem for England.

Suddenly, Gerald sneered, "Frank, do you think there is really a problem between the two of us?" ”

Frank Lampard shook his head, "I don't know if you have a problem, but I'm sure I don't," and then Lampard snapped his fingers and said: "Look, I've won the Premier League, the FA Cup, the Champions League, what do you think I can do?" ”

Gerrard almost sprayed Lampard in the face with a mouthful of salt soda, as we all know, Gerrard's biggest regret in his life is that he has not won the Premier League title, isn't Lampard's move a slap in the face?

Steven Gerrard shrugged: "Isn't it great to have won the Premier League? I'll tell you, Vardy took it all. ”

Frank Lampard smiled: "It's better than nothing." ”

"Get out!"

Frank Lampard plunged down and made another splash of water, which Gerrard wiped with a towel.

The TV screen showed that the players of both sides had already started to play, and the second half was about to start, and Gerrard's heart was complicated, on the one hand, he hoped that his home country would be better, but on the other hand, there was some sour grapes.

"Forget it, don't look at it," Gerrard felt that England was sure to win, so he also plunged into it.

"Frank, wait for me, I'm coming."

*****

"Two o'clock, a blonde girl."

"Where, where?" Liao Lisheng asked.

Mu Fei held the phone and pretended to be sliding the phone, but in fact turned on the camera for Liao Lisheng to see, "That's it." ”

"Don't shake your hands."

"How can I tremble? My phone has anti-shake. ”

"Oh no, it's not that your hands are shaking, it's that my sister came over."

"It's really fake."

As soon as the words fell, the girl was already in front of her, Mu Fei smiled: "Hello." ”

"Mu Fei, right? I noticed you were secretly filming me. ”

Mu Fei was stunned, because the other party's Chinese was so standard, "How can you ......?"

"Hehe, Huijing films, right?"

Mu Fei nodded dumbfoundedly.

"Because I went to college in the capital."

"I see, by the way, let me guess, you're Russian, right?"

The other party didn't laugh, because on her cheeks, the Russian flag was painted on the left, and the Chinese flag was painted on the right, and as long as her eyes were not blind, she knew where she was from.

The Russian girl said, "You don't have to guess this, or ...... Guess if I have a boyfriend. ”

"Damn," Mu Fei was already excited, and patted the vacant seat on his left, "If you don't dislike it, sit down and let's have a long talk." ”

Burst.

"You can't bother me, and you talk about what I've learned at length is a Chinese idiom."

"That's right."

The Russian girl sat down, "Okay, bring your knees over, let's touch them." ”

Mu Fei was happy in his heart, "Sure enough, foreigners are still almost meaningless when learning Chinese, and a long talk on the knee is not really touching the knee." ”

"Okay." Mu Fei stretched out his legs with a big grin, and the legs of the two people touched together, Mu Fei thought to himself: "No wonder the ancients have a leg, it turns out to be like this." ”

"By the way, I don't know your name yet."

"Valentina."

Mu Fei pretended to think, pretending to think about it: "I guess you must not have a boyfriend." ”

Valentina was stunned for a moment, she really didn't have a boyfriend, but why was this guy in front of her so sure?

"Why?"

"Look, you're so beautiful, ordinary men don't dare to pursue you at all, they don't think they're worthy of you."

Valentina came back to her senses, this guy is praising himself around the bush, 99% of women in the world like to be praised, and the remaining 1% are not praised.

Valentina's heart fluttered for a moment, "You're funny. ”

At this time, the Chinese player ran out of the passage, and Mu Fei pointed at Geng Chong, "Did you see that guy?" ”

Valentina nodded.

"He's my little brother."

Valentina covered her mouth and smiled: "Nonsense, he is Geng Chong, as old as you." ”

"No...... Actually, he adores me. ”

Valentina chuckled, and then Mu Fei pointed at Li Guo, "Look! ”

"You coach, you're a very powerful person."

Mu Fei approached Valentina, "Tell you a secret, I'll only tell you alone." ”

Valentina asked, "What?" ”

"Actually, Li Guo is my second uncle."

"What is the second master?"

"Relatives, very close relatives, second uncle."

Mu Fei was blind for a long time, and Valentina was a little frightened, but the next sentence made Mu Fei completely dumbfounded.

"Mu Fei, in fact, I have something to do with you, do you have any WeChat with Li, I want to add him, I like him very much."

"Which one likes?" Mu Fei asked stunned.

"It's the kind of thing he likes to do whatever he wants, you know?"

"Ming...... White ......"

Mu Fei wanted to cry without tears in his heart, looked at Li Guo who was greeting Ranieri in the distance, and thought: "What am I not better than?" Why hit me so hard. ”

"Hahahaha."

It turned out that Mu Fei's video was not turned off, and all the words were heard by Liao Lisheng, "Laugh at me, laugh at me, second uncle, haha, second uncle." ”

"Shut up!"

"Mu Fei, I've recorded it all, and I'll send it to your second uncle later."

"How dare you, believe it or not, I treated you as rough as Chiellini."

But it was so funny that Liao Lisheng fell to the ground laughing over there.