Chapter 34: Done?

At the entrance of the second floor, Qin Lu had already seen that the nine team members from yesterday were waiting for him, and after saying hello, Qin Lu let them appear one after another!

Seeing that there were 10 million people in the live broadcast room, Qin Lu opened the fan with a 'brush', and said while shaking:

"Today, the anchor is going to talk about a stand-up comedy! Cross talk is an ancient language art, and it pays attention to four subjects, pit! Cover! Turn! Lie! Ah, phew, no. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info is eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, I'm sorry, it's not right! It's not right to take off your shoes and go to the kang! Talk and sing! This time it's right! ”

At this time, Qin Lu wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at the audience's reaction.

"233333, the anchor is good! The beginning of this paragraph provokes the interest of the audience. ”

"Why do you always think it's wrong, it turns out that it's about learning to sing!"

"Hahaha, how did the anchor come up with it, take off his shoes and go to the kang !!"

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Seeing that the response was good, Qin Lu continued: "This is to learn to sing, to learn to sing, to sing if you want to, to sing loudly, even if no one applauds me, at least I can still ......"

As the music sounded, the audience was blown up by Qin Lu's voice:

"Damn, I was caught off guard! Why did you sing it? ”

"My God, Lao Tzu squirted a sip of coffee to the boss in front of me, what should I do, wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"This song suddenly woke me up from the confusion of the morning, no, I'm going to vomit!"

"The anchor's voice is very comfortable to listen to, how to sing makes people feel the urge to hold a knife!"

"Soul singer, Death Singer, please stop singing! To reward straight talk! ”

"Come on, I can still rescue it, help me call 120!"

"Hahaha, the one in front is still too young! I didn't even know the title of the anchor's death hymn! An old driver like me, who always puts his hand on the mute button, is unscathed! ”

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After singing a few more words, Qin Lu felt that the live-streaming room was active enough, so he stopped his incomplete voice and continued: "Speaking of the four lessons of 'talking, learning and singing', the anchor is actually the best at this 'speaking'. In this way, the anchor will give you a section of irrigation, not an ordinary irrigation of the name of a dish or a place, it is an idiom solitaire! ”

"Ready? Here we go! Confident, safe, prosperous, honorable, rich, noble and cheap, and unscrupulous......"

As Qin Lu spoke faster and faster, the audience in the live broadcast room became more and more surprised, and in the end, they were stunned and shocked.

"Bullie! The anchor is so sharp! At this speed, I said nearly sixty idioms in one minute! That's an average of four words a second! ”

"Is this still human? Why don't you think about it! This is an idiom solitaire! ”

"The whole process is confusing! Can anyone hear what the anchor is saying? ”

"All I hear is cooing, purring......, purring, purring, purring, purring,

"Oh my god, the streamer's mouth is as good as a Gatling gun!"

"The hall master is mighty, his magic is boundless, his mana is all over the sky, he dominates the rivers and lakes, and he will be able to do it for thousands of generations!"

"How fast is it, I guess it will make you in a second (manual squint)......"

"The anchor is estimated to be able to dominate the roast duck world by relying on this ****, I'm imagining, if someone marries the anchor in the future, how happy it will be!"

"Don't go on the left, add a (manual lewdness)."

"Reward, reward, reward, don't tip, don't tip, you're not a person!"

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At this time, the room manager of the game live broadcast room also seemed to be received by Qin Luzhen, and directly put his live broadcast room on top, and also sent a system notification to the players in the live broadcast room rarely!

As time passed, Qin Lu's speed began to slow down, gradually dropping from sixty to forty per minute, and at this time, the audience of the live broadcast increased, but it also changed from shock to disbelief, from disbelief to numbness, and then from numbness to complete worship!

Because, Qin Lu has been talking for an hour! This idiom solitaire hasn't been broken yet!

At this time, the official housing management opened a quiz in the live broadcast room of Qin Lu, and it was a quiz with no upper limit!

This time, the audience was completely detonated again! They bet on it!

The number of people in Qin Lu's live broadcast room has rarely reached one billion!! This is already comparable to the number of viewers of first-class celebrities who start live broadcasts!

Soon, guessing that Qin Lu could only say another half an hour, 500 million was officially swept into the prize pool, and countless people cried bitterly!

Half an hour later, more than 380 million were officially swept into the prize pool.

An hour and a half later, more than 1.2 billion prizes were officially swept into the prize pool, and there were only two lone prize pools.

One is to bet on Qin Lu for only three to four hours without making a mistake.

And the other is that Qin Lu can speak for more than four hours!

At this time, even the noon news got a title called "Wonder Man Practices Lost Stunts Hard, Game Live Debut Shocking" was broadcast!

Qin Lu is truly famous!

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Qin Lu's idiom solitaire finally slowed down, but even if he felt that his mouth was dry, Qin Lu didn't dare to stop being distracted, and said casually.

I don't know how long it took, Qin Lu said slowly: "The friendship of the landlord in the throat is to cut the moss, Cen Cen Mou racked his brains!" Drag one's brains? Drag one's brains? Drag one's brains! I'll pull it when I'm done! I'm still racking my brains! ”

He slapped his palm with a fan, jumped up and shouted.

Then, Qin Lu's eyes were dark, his feet suddenly softened, and he fell to the ground, he didn't care, he took advantage of the situation and went to the ground, his chest rose violently, and he inhaled and exhaled in a big gulp.

And on his trip, the audience also quarreled excitedly.

"It's finally over! Sprinkle flowers! Sprinkle flowers! ”

"Remembrance! A lifetime series! ”

"8061 idioms! I'm now looking at three times slower to see the 1668th! Is the anchor a robot? ”

"I'm now a fan of the streamer, begging the streamer to hook up!"

"Oh my God, tens of thousands of people guessed right! My heart hurts! ”

"Ahhh The streamer is fine! Pay attention to your body! ”

"Let's go and give a reward! Let the streamer go offline to see a doctor! ”

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Actually, Qin Lu doesn't know what's going on, in his previous life, he used to memorize this idiom solitaire in order to go to the world-famous film and television school, but when the live broadcast started today, he just wanted to talk casually, and he could say it as long as he could.

But he never expected that he would be able to say these 8061 idioms word for word!

This is already a world record!

Is this also a benefit of being born again?

If he can't make money playing games in the future, maybe this is also a new way for him to make a living!

Qin Lu couldn't help but smile with relief.

"Hall Master, Hall Master, are you alright! Do you want to take a break offline? At this time, the 'clear mind' helped Qin Lu up and asked anxiously.

"It doesn't matter!" Qin Lu waved his hand, smiled smugly at the live broadcast camera, and said, "How about it, friends from the audience, the anchor is okay to say that he is learning to sing!" Wait a minute, you guys will continue to enjoy it first, and the anchor will fix the hairstyle first! ”

As soon as these words came out, the barrage suddenly flashed out the screen full of '666666' and '233333'!

And Qin Lu also laughed when he saw this scene, shook his head, and said coolly: "Since this is the case, then the anchor will tell the audience and friends about the second lesson, sing!" As the saying goes, 'what you say is not as good as singing', in order to prove that the anchor's singing skills are good, the anchor still sings a song 'Love When You Die' for everyone! Come, it's a cappella! Listen to the direct treble part, friends! 'Dead ~ all love, not dripping ......'"

As soon as Qin Lu's singing came out, the live broadcast room was suddenly like the scene of a car accident, with countless deaths and injuries.

"Ahhh The death anchor has started to kill again! Come on! ”

"Please, anchor, stop singing! If you want to give a reward, just say it! ”

"It's just a song of earth-shattering ghosts and gods, and getting Zemei Xing guarantees to make Zemei Xingyu foam at the mouth and turn their stomachs to death!"

"The Galactic Interstellar Alliance says that in order to promote interstellar peace, the galaxy will promise not to use the musician Qin Lu first!"

"The other party doesn't want to talk to you and throws a Qin Lu at you! What a hatred it must be to do such a thing that destroys conscience and destroys humanity! ”

"After Qin Lu's singing, there is no grass! Comrades, I'll withdraw first! ”

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After teasing the audience, Qin Lu couldn't help but take a look at the income of today's live broadcast, and was stunned!

136159182.50?

136159182.50!

It's not a spirit stone!

It's RMB!

And it's a nine-figure RMB!

Qin Lu rubbed his eyes and counted again in disbelief, it was really a nine-figure RMB! Even if he wants to be deducted 40% of it by the official, he can get more than 80 million!

Could it be that the treatment fee for my sister Xiaoci is almost enough?

He is full of calculations, and he has worked hard to prepare for 100 million yuan a year, which is so easy, relying on an idiom solitaire to get it together?

It's not a joke, is it?

After thinking about it, he said to the live camera: "Friends, the anchor has never seen so much money, so go offline first and be quiet!" Good bye! ”

After speaking, he nodded hurriedly to the nine team members next to him, he really went offline!

And the audience in the live broadcast room was also completely stunned by what he said.