At halftime, I'm roaring!

"We are ........" I stopped on purpose, and I naturally hoped that the holes, the cannons, the thighs, and the valleys would pick me up with fighting spirit. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But they drooped their heads, as if they had just been slapped with a slap in the mouth. (Recently, some novelists have created a new system called the slap system, and I am convinced.) ）

I'll pick up the second half of the sentence myself. ”…… The East Asian Elementary School Football Team that will always strive for the first place! ”

Ma Xiaoyun didn't know when she was standing behind me, and she grinned when she heard it.

She put on the cutest pose before she spoke to me cutely: "Your team is the first, what about you, the head coach?" ”

I hurriedly covered her mouth and said to the puzzled team members around me: "I am Emperor Li Yi, she recognized the wrong person." That Zhang Xiaoyi of yours is the least of the things, how can I be him? ”

Ma Xiaoyun fell into my arms and said coquettishly: "What's wrong? They know what's the big deal when they know. ”

I think about it, too, there's nothing unseemly, but I have too many secrets, so don't start, otherwise they will get to the bottom of it, and I won't explain it until I'm tired to death, what's more, after explaining it like this, they may be scared to death!

I let go of Ma Xiaoyun's mouth, and she said coquettishly: "You don't take it lightly, you are gentle." ”

Nosebleeds throughout.

The second half was about to begin. I then asked the Medicine King football system.

"I want to beat the rich second-generation football team, is there any medicine that can help me?"

The Medicine King system replied: "There is a medicine that can help you, although the rich second-generation primary school team is full of data, but there is one thing they don't have?" ”

I excitedly asked, "What?" ”

"It's the fortune on the football field that you can't see or touch!" The Medicine King Football System replied to me.

"Give me the bottle of medicine, what materials do you need to make it?" I hurriedly asked.

Yaowang Football System sent me the raw materials: "The materials are very simple, you have to buy a daily melon melon now, and the lottery ticket that won the grand prize of 1,000 yuan is the raw material!" ”

When I heard this, I was a little apprehensive, can I win?

"Go, go and buy," and I heard Athena calling in my heart.

The side effect of the bottle of Athena's call and the bottle of medicine is that it creates the illusion of a call to the goddess.

I quickly ran to the lottery spot on the edge of Hongkou Stadium and bought a daily scratch ticket for 2 yuan.

I took the scratch card and shouted, "Win the lottery, God!" ”

The owner, a middle-aged uncle, threw the two coins I gave him into the cash box, looked at me with disdain, and raised his middle finger behind my back!

I scratched it open and saw that I had won 1000 yuan! Won 1000 yuan!

I shouted, hurray!

The uncle was surprised, and accidentally reached his erected middle finger, which broke a bloody hole and gushed blood.

I returned to the stadium with the winning ticket, clicked on the medicine king system, and made the lottery into the medicine of the "lucky star on the football field". It was used by the football team.

As the whistle blew again, the final began again.

I saw that after the opponent's spear received the ball, he was not polite, and he passed three people in a row and volleyed!

Out of the middle column. The opponent's shield shot an empty goal two meters in front of the goal, but he kicked the ball away with a shot data of 200!

Dundun looked at Ma Xiaoyun nervously, Ma Xiaoyun was not angry, and still looked at the football game in the field with a smile.

Next, the East Asia Primary School team had great luck, no matter how they played, good things happened!

For example, a defender will find a cannon by chance.

For example, when defending, it is obvious that the opposing striker has passed it, but the opposing striker will inexplicably step on the sand pit in the football field and fall into the mud!

For example, when the goalkeeper attacks against a single knife, he can rub the ball very skillfully, and the ball will definitely not fly towards the goal.

Whatever is lucky is on our side.

In the end, a defender with 200 defensive statistics on the opposing side headed the ball into his own door with a final header in front of his own goal.

The referee accidentally misread the game time at this time, and directly blew the game 5 minutes in advance, depriving the opponent of the opportunity to turn the tables at the end.

In the end, we beat the rich second generation primary school team 1-0.

After it was over, Ma Xiaoyun shook hands with me with a smile and said in front of many people: "I am so grateful to you for breaking this time!" ”

Me: "........ Ma Xiaoyun, can you not misunderstand your wording!!! ”

East Asia Primary School Team Champion! At the time of the award, the leaders of Shanghai congratulated me and asked me to be the head coach of the Shanghai primary school football team to participate in the National Primary School Football Championship!

The National Primary School Football Championship is a sports event to discover future stars.

It is the foundation of Chinese football, and a great man once said: "Football should start from a baby." ”

The first important thing for the Shanghai Primary School Football Championship is that on the basis of the East Asia Primary School Football Team, I found the second generation of the Air Wing of the China-Japan Friendship Primary School.

She looked at me with a pair of cute and innocent eyes, but I was actually a 10-year-old child, but I was actually an uncle in my 50s."

I said to her: "The second generation of air wings, this time as a foreign aid to participate in the national championship on behalf of the Shanghai primary school football team, right?" ”

The rules of this national championship have been modified to promote domestic and foreign football exchanges, and each team can add one foreign player.

The second generation of empty wings thought about it for a while, and replied: "Okay, Zhang Xiaoyi, please take care of me!" ”

I touched her head and said, "Little Er, don't worry, I will take care of you." ”

She was a head taller than me, but I touched her head like an adult, and it looked very weird!

With the addition of the second generation of air wings, the journey of the Shanghai primary school football team has begun!

Shanghai held a special press conference for me, and when I sat down, Chinese and foreign reporters exclaimed together.

A foreigner shouted, "Oh buy karma! He's just a kid! ”

I started answering questions under the flashlight, and when I saw Liu Mengyao, I shouted at her, "Reporter Liu, you should start asking first."

Liu Mengyao looked at me, stood up, and asked, "On behalf of the national sports, I ask you a question, what is your goal in leading the team this time?" ”

I held out a finger and said, "First place!" ”

The foreigner shouted, "Oh buy karma! Children don't know how to be modest, it's too arrogant. ”

Liu Mengyao then asked me, "Do you have any specific plans and arrangements?" ”

I replied, "There is no plan or arrangement, football is a game of passion, and playing football is about doing what you want!" ”

When the foreigner heard this, he shouted: "Free will, free football, God, this little child is the child of the Virgin Mary!" He's amazing! ”

The next day, the front page of the Foreign Sky Sports News headlined: "China's 10-year-old head coach, he let go of his dream of freedom, and his goal is to ----- the first place in the country!" "Reporter: Williams

The next day, the National Sports News: "A 10-year-old boy in China, who is a child on the surface, is actually a strong and ambitious man!" "Reporter: Xu Mengya.

I still seem to be able to recall the night I was ravaged by Xu Meng. You hurt me that night.....