The boss was looked at inwardly, "Don't look at it, the thing is definitely a good thing, give you some discount, how about one hundred and sixty yuan?" ”

I am very disdainful in my heart, joke! If I was like this, I would be fooled by you, and I would still be here in the future? If you succeed in fooling me, where will I put my old face when it gets out? Wouldn't I have the heart to die? I said, "That's a deal!" ”

"Then you can tell you how much it is. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" said the owner.

Throw me away? No way! "Boss, you're not sincere, I'm here to buy clothes, and you want me to bring my own price?"

Boss: "Okay, 140 yuan, that's okay, right?" Can't let it anymore. ”

"Hahaha." I burst out laughing.

Boss: "What are you laughing at, is it too expensive, I have made you thirty oceans." ”

"This is not only expensive, it is simply abducting the lives and property of our college students." I had a sad look on my face.

Boss: "Why, where is there such an exaggeration?" Are you a student at Peak University? In this case, for the sake of being a student of Fengda University and so beautiful, it will be 120 yuan. I'll be a repeat customer. What do you think? ”

I looked at my clothes, weighed them carefully, and didn't speak.

Boss: "Aren't you still too expensive, I'll only earn you a few dollars at most." Really, not kidding you. ”

Me: "No, I didn't say it's expensive, and I didn't say you lied to me, this dress. . . It's worth the price. ”

Boss: "Hehe, you really have a vision, then you can buy it quickly." ”

I smiled sweetly: "The clothes are good clothes, but the money in my pocket is limited." ”

Boss: "So, how much money do you have in your pocket?" ”

I said, "Ninety-two." ”

"No, you're kidding, ninety-two yuan will kill me, add more."

"I really want to give you one hundred and twenty yuan, but I really don't have that much money." As I spoke, I shook my head and decided to leave.

Boss: "Alas, don't go, beauties, then let's make a friend, you just give ninety-two yuan, be satisfied." ”

After thinking about it seriously, I said, "That. . . Okay, remove the whole number, and forget about the two dollars. ”

I felt that the boss's head was big, and finally he shook his head helplessly: "When I meet a customer like you, count me as having poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, hey, anyway, I let you have so much money, and it's not bad for these two dollars, then... Forget about two dollars. ”

When I heard this, I was immediately happy, and I dropped the two-yuan bill, so I took the clothes and pulled the ghost out, and the boss was immediately unhappy when he saw it, and quickly chased it out: "You, why did you only give two yuan?" ”

"Isn't it the two dollars you said about this blouse?"

The boss is probably about to hit the wall: "I, what I mean is that I don't want two fractions, and I don't want you to play tricks like this." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood." I said with a little embarrassment.

The boss just breathed a sigh of relief, but I saw a pair of beautiful pants again, so I walked over: "Boss, can I try on these pants?" ”

"These pants are serious athleisure pants, and they are selling well, so of course you can try them on."

I went to the fitting room and put it on, and then walked out: "It's really comfortable, can I try squatting?" ”

"The quality is absolutely passable, you squat."

After I finished squatting, I said, "Boss, can I run?" ”

"Haha, look at what you said, of course the sweatpants can run, they definitely can't run badly, you run."

"Really?" My eyes lit up.

"It's true!" The boss said categorically.

As soon as the boss finished speaking, I grabbed the ghost's hand and ran out. The boss saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly chased after him, shouting: "Hey, hey, you haven't paid yet!" ”

I had to stop and say, "What? Didn't you say you could run, and what did you chase after you? ”

The boss should have the heart to die: "My mother, I didn't do anything good hundreds of years ago, so I met you today." ”

In the end, I had no choice but to follow the boss back to the store. After changing my clothes, I looked at the boss sadly and said, "Boss, in today's society, there is no integrity between people at all!" Tell me about you, let me run away, and call me back, aren't you deceiving my innocent feelings? Seriously, money is trivial, but your words don't count make me angry! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you, you are deeply hurting the soul of a consumer. ”

Boss: "Is it so serious?" ”

Me: "Don't you think deception is not serious?" If it continues to develop, it will be a fraud and a crime. ”

My boss was so dazed by me that he was about to throw up. He was really about to vomit blood: "Grandma, what do you want to make trouble?" ”

"I still want to buy that top." I say.

Boss: "Ninety yuan is really the lowest price, I can't let it anymore." To tell you the truth, I bought the goods at eighty-five, plus the road expenses, security checks, insurance premiums, water and electricity bills, rental fees, etc., this kind of shirt costs hundreds of costs at least, and now I have paid on credit. ”

"Alright then, deal!"

As I spoke, I gave him the Ninety Ocean. And he also gave me those two dollars. Just as he was finally about to breathe a sigh of relief, I suddenly reached for a flashlight. The boss's face trembled: "Grandma, what are you going to do?" ”

"Give me this flashlight as a giveaway." I smiled sweetly.

Boss: "Do you know how much this flashlight costs, just let me give it to you?" ”

I said, "A dozen dollars." ”

"This flashlight is close to twenty yuan, so you'll let me give it to you?"

"But you have wasted a lot of our time by not believing what you have just said, so that it is now dark. We've walked for so long to get to you, you can't bear to let us walk back in the dark, besides, we're two weak women, it's so late, it's not safe to walk back at night. If something happens to the two of us, can you afford it? ”

When I said this, I deliberately straightened my little chest forward. When the boss saw it, he was dizzy for a while, and he quickly took out a handful of tissues from his pocket and blocked his nose.

"Count, count me unlucky. Hurry up with your clothes and flashlight, I beg you, auntie, ancestor! "The boss decided to compromise.

Just as I stepped out the door with my trouser pocket in one hand and the ghost's hand in the other, humming a little tune in my mouth, I suddenly squatted down holding my stomach.

The boss didn't know the truth, so he quickly ran over and asked me what was going on.

"It's okay, it's okay, boss, you don't have to worry, it's not your business." I struggled to stand up, but as soon as I took a step, I crouched down in pain clutching my stomach.

"My little aunt, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, I'm still going to do business. ”