Chapter 100: A Funny Day

(Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to all!) )

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"Ah~, the weather is so nice! A beautiful morning ...... Midday. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info wind and birds chirping, today, no work, no class, what a beautiful day! Great, lovely, all-powerful system, I praise you~! ”

Qi Siyuan was wearing warm clothes and pants, posing as a monkey brother with fiery eyes, standing on the rooftop of the villa, shouting at the sky like a fool.

So, shouldn't you have some exciting music at this time? System? I'm ready, count down to three. 3, 2, 1 - Let's go! ”

System: "Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot Toot Toot ~ Toot Toot ~ Toot Toot ...... Two tigers, two tigers, fast running, fast running; One without ears and one without a tail......"

“stop!”

Qi Si made a pause gesture. "I'm past that age. Let's change a little more mature! ”

System: "Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Big, Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock ......

You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers......"

Dynamic music with a dynamic rhythm!

Qi Siyuan just twisted his neck and danced a few times, only then did he react, this is the "little apple" that the uncles and aunts in the square often accompany when they dance square dances.

"Anyway, this age span is a bit big!

Forget it, no matter. Are you happy~! ”

His neck kept shaking, Qi Siyuan crossed his waist with his left hand, and his right hand snapped his fingers silently while walking, drawing circles. Step by step, the rhythm is clear and dynamic.

Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock Big (Left Eyebrow Pick Three Times), Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock Cha (Right Eyebrow Pick Three Times)......

The familiar music followed his footsteps, and "knock, knock, cha, cha" sounded. Qi Siyuan twisted his ass and retreated step by step, and suddenly turned his head and spit out his tongue, with saliva, sucking and sucking ~ into his mouth.

"Take the stars and give them to you

Pull down the moon and give it to you

Let the sun rise for you every day......"

Shaking his ass, he crawled forward on all fours, and every now and then let out a wolf howl. became excited, and rolled a few times directly on the rooftop, surging his body like a soft flesh worm......

The "morning exercise" of "getting up early" lasted for half an hour, and finally after Qi Siyuan had all his fun, the system stopped the accompaniment work that could make ordinary people collapse.

This kind of disgusting posture, which is all kinds of low difficulty and high shame, is a method of exercise that Qi Siyuan has just recently invented.

Although theoretically, it can indeed exercise every muscle and bone in the body, and it is also 360 degrees without dead ends. But the effect, hehe~.

However, are you happy~!

Anyway, it doesn't take much physical effort, Qi Siyuan is a daily activity.

En~, you can consider writing the system reminder schedule.

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After he finished jumping, he was really refreshed! Yesterday, I was disturbed from sleeping, and I changed my tone to clichés.

If you think about it, he actually has no reason to be angry about this kind of thing that dares to offend his authority. Thor everything comes according to the routine, and he also deals with it according to the routine.

It's normal!

Anyway, this world is full of routines!

Regardless of the power struggle, or the division of power. What Thor wants to do, in fact, it doesn't have a great impact on him.

In short, as long as it is not the destruction of the world, the great commotion of starting a nuclear war that can affect the face of the world, or the death of a large number of people, and thus affect his life. Otherwise, even if the president of the United States is assassinated, Qi Siyuan will not have any pity or reluctance in his heart.

Mess up, mess up~! Anyway, it's not messy with him!

He has lived in the real world for more than 20 years, and in fact, the truly beautiful feelings have long been buried in the depths of his soul with the end of his student days.

After graduation, the population explosion, the uneven distribution of world resources, economic turmoil, political incorruptibility and other problems are all pressed on the people at the bottom. It made him feel the deep malice of this world. The feeling of being born in a prosperous world, but not as good as the troubled times, made his chest stuffy.

After getting the system, Qi Si was far from having no idea of wanting to change his increasingly boring and depressing life.

It's just that the power he has is too powerful, so powerful that once he really changes it, I'm afraid he can't help but completely subvert the old world. If one is not done well, it will lead to the hostility of the whole world.

Therefore, this kind of thing is really not suitable for him to do.

This is like in "X-Men", it is clear that Professor X and Magneto each have the ability to destroy the world's civilization, but they are all committed to leading the world and implementing their own ideas and policies.

Are they stupid?

The Great Demon King, who destroys the world, is definitely not a beautiful profession! It represents eternal dead loneliness.

Compared with the depressing real world, the thriving and developing shelter world gives Qi Siyuan a sense of belonging. At the very least, all human beings have a common external enemy; At the very least, all players will not have endless internal friction.

But everything really can't stand up to the chatter......

Qi Siyuan had just turned on the game monitoring of "Global Darkness" when a large number of letters and reminders filled his field of vision. He picked up a few letters casually and looked at them, and he had a feeling of a big head.

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This letter is from Akara, and in addition to a lot of compliments to him as a god, it probably reads: Because of the large number of Chosen ones entering the camp of Rogo, there is a shortage of basic living materials. A large amount of food and materials are consumed in stockpiles, and the number of ordinary production and service personnel is insufficient......

This letter is Kane's, to the effect that there are too many alchemy technology experiments that need to be developed, the progress is slow, and there is a lack of assistants......

This is Varref, who is actually complaining in a veiled way: because the Chosen One has not entered Rugoin for a long time, he only serves as a nominal storekeeper, and cannot leave his post without permission. …… Too idle, too boring~!!

Qi Siyuan: M-yes, I can't bear this! Turning around and letting him drive his space ship to the dark planet to steal some ordinary people can also solve the above two problems.

This letter is Kasha's, and it is written in the simplest way: "My God, save me!" ”

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"Is there anyone else in Camp Rog who can make Kasha cry for help?"

After Qi Siyuan was amazed, he immediately thought of a similar case in Kasha before.

Only then did he pat his head, secretly confessing that he had made a mistake in his work, and forgot about the mercenary. The new batch of 200,000 beta players can't grab the previous two batches. Even if half of these 200,000 people make trouble with Kasha, they won't drive her crazy.

"System, how did you go to the dark planet reincarnation to intercept your soul?"

System: "Three times in a few months, totaling more than a million souls, more than three times the current total number of players." It is guaranteed that every Open Beta player will have a mercenary. ”

"Enough, definitely enough~! It's enough to even pull people in the next open beta. ”