I recommend a book by my friend, called Online Games: The Invincible Little Cheap

Brother Jian, how did your sword explode?

Brother Jian, where did you come from, the four-legged and four-winged divine dragon?

Brother Jian, where did the jewel the size of a pigeon's egg on your head burst?

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Paralyzed, why do you little rookies have so many problems. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info How do I answer this can be called a wise and martial artist?,Do you want to say that I accidentally played a cheap.,The boss can't stand it and explodes? Am I telling a lie, or a lie, or a lie. Okay or lies, who called me Zheng Jian, I'm not cheap, I'm cheap, haha! Zheng Jian is so inwardly monologue.

Brothers and sisters, don't be anxious, and listen to me. Saying that, the wind and the sun were beautiful, and I quietly came to the Dragon Valley alone......

Brother cheap, it's not good, come on, Fu sent him to be blocked by the people of the Divine Alliance.

Ouch, fuck me, dare to fuck my brother, brothers walk, fuck them.

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Author's custom tags: Hilarious Techno-Stream-Plane Students

Chapter 1 of the main text:

In 2099, it was spring. Uh, no, fall, fall. Who doesn't start school on September 1st? Don't ask why, because this is the day since the founding of My Great Heavenly Kingdom. It has been practiced for more than 200 years, and why is my Great Heavenly Kingdom set on September 1st? You wait, I'll check it out, later. No, I'll check what he's doing, I'd better hurry up and report it. I can finally leave home and live a free life, one word cool! Zheng Jian hummed a little song as he walked quickly towards the school.

Classmate, this is your dormitory card, dormitory No. 9757, out of this building, turn right, walk 150 meters, then turn left and go straight for 200 meters, and finally turn right 80 meters to arrive, the next one. "Auntie, wait, how did you turn it, can you say it again" Zheng Jian asked sweating profusely. Who knows, there are too many people who signed up today, and the aunt doesn't pay attention to it at all, or maybe it's too noisy and didn't hear it at all.

Zheng Jian reluctantly went out of the registration office and kept complaining: "Bad reviews, absolute bad reviews, I only say the road once to a road idiot." If it weren't for the fact that today is the first day of school, I would have asked my dad to find a carload of people to hack you to death every minute. ”

Zheng Jian walked for more than ten minutes, and suddenly found that he couldn't find the bedroom. "God, can you drop an angel and show me the way?" After saying that, I hit the locust tree on the side of the road hard.

At this time, a coquettish scolding, "Who, neurosis, didn't you know that it just rained yesterday?" ”

Zheng Jian hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, beauty, I'm not in a hurry when I can't find a dormitory." After speaking, he also took a cautious look at this person. I was stunned, I went here to be an angel with skin like clotted fat, collar like a grub, teeth like a rhinoceros, red lips and white teeth, full of heaven, and clear eyebrows. Forget it, I can't make it up, I'm actually a muscular woman.

The muscular girl asked, "How many are you?" ”

"Eldest sister, how do you get to Building 9?" As soon as he finished speaking, Zheng Jian saw that the muscular woman's anger had increased to the peak, and then roared: "Are you so blind, don't you see such a big 9 in front of you?" ”

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Zheng Jian came to the 9757 dormitory dejectedly, swiped his card, and entered the door. Hey, what do I smell like, stinky socks. Fortunately, Zheng Jian used to practice on Zheng Jian's father Zheng Xing, and he didn't practice it on his legs, the taste is stronger than this, hey, it's really a familiar taste, there is a feeling of coming home. At this time, I saw a tall thin man wearing slippers and a vest walking quickly.

"Hey, brother, you're here, I want to kill you." After saying that, he kept patting me on the shoulder with his hand that I don't know if he had just taken off his shoes and socks but was washed.

"Alas, brother, we don't know each other yet, okay, don't be so self-acquainted, right? Be careful, I'll tell my dad to bring a carload of people to hack you to death every minute. Zheng Jian said in his heart. Of course, Zheng Jian would definitely not say that. You must know that I, Zheng Jian, am the one who can perfectly play the eighteen palms of the dragon descending in the spirit of cheap words to the seventeenth palm. And why not? Because, slowly on the road of life, you always have to pursue something, otherwise what's the difference between people and salted fish, right?

So, Zheng Jian immediately put down his luggage, took his hand enthusiastically, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Brother, it's all up to you for the next four years!" ”

"Brother, my name is Fu Pai, and your name is Sa?"

"Fu Pai. Fu Pai, as soon as I hear it, it is gray and often has a style, not bad, not bad, good name. Contemptible, sexual, famous. I'll give you a lot of advice in the future. ”

"Oh, brother, what's the talk. However, you are talking crepe, is there any mystery that can't be done? ”

"I ......"

Just then, the door opened again, and one came in, and the other came in. Alas, then who will translate the translation. By the way, come in a white-clothed Shengxue, well-dressed beast, not a talented and beautiful woman. That's what it means, anyway. A little handsome, a little melancholy, or maybe a dumb person asked. "Two brothers, but they are classmates in the next four years?"

Alas, I'll go, rob me of the show, I don't want to mix up, don't you, I'm literate, you're more literate than me, okay, I'll ask my dad to bring a carload of people to hack you to death. Zheng Jian was a little annoyed by this person who grabbed his job as soon as he came.

Of course, Zheng Jian would not say that. "yes, yes. Brother, come here, I was chatting with Brother Fu Pai when you came in, fate, fate. ”

Fu Pai said beside him, "Yes, big brother, when I saw you coming in in with white clothes, I knew that you were a scholar."

"......, I'll rub it, these two goods, are we going to college, okay, still studying, you're not here to study, being roommates with this kind of person, I really want to crash to death."

Who knows, this later white-clothed scholar (forgive Zheng Jian for not knowing his name, because he hasn't said it yet) is still shy and blushing. I'll go, is this an eight-o'clock Korean drama, God, a thunderbolt will kill me. No, let's kill my two roommates.

It's too late to say it's too fast, that's not right. How to say this, by the way, Song Jiang came in time. A fat man with a belly only slightly smaller than a water tank came in. He was followed by two bodyguards and a housekeeper. What is the situation of me going here, rich second generation. Oops, it's gone, it's gone. I can't stand it, Zheng Jian's careful liver is plopping, like a deer can't stop.

"My brother is here, my brother is the east tonight, and the Bishuixuan Hotel is walking."

The rich second generation is different! In one word, cow. Two, special cattle. Three words, it's awesome.

Who knows, at this time, his housekeeper's words made Zheng Jian fall from heaven to hell.

Butler: "Young master, the master commanded, you are an adult, you should be independent, from today your credit card will be cancelled, and you will only be given 100,000 heavenly yuan to your bank account every month." ”

"I'll go, Bi Shui Xuan just left me. God, my abalone, my long-legged cheongsam waiter, my ......"

The fat man said impatiently: "Write off, write off." What's the matter, you hurry up and make my bed, I'm going to go out with my roommate to have fun, Bi Shui Xuan can't go, can't you afford to eat at the Brilliant Hotel for 10,000 heavenly yuan a meal? After cleaning up, hurry up and get out, nagging, annoying when you see it. It's not easy, I'm free, I want you to talk more. ”

Ouch, this is a good roommate and a good buddy model. Just one word, reliable. I want Zheng Jian to live for 5,000 yuan a month, and if you don't eat or drink, you can only go to a big hotel once in two months, envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Late at night, Zheng Jian hiccuped and kept reminiscing about the dinner scene tonight. I'll go, the soup is delicious, the meat is tender, and the waiter in the hotel is beautiful. Hey, how to describe it, I just learned to fight with my dad before I went, and I really don't know how to describe this. It's all my father's fault, I'm uneducated, and I've been teaching me to fight. Zheng Jian can go to this Zhonghai Technical School, ahh It was still stained with the light of his comrades-in-arms hundreds of years ago, and he came in through the back door. It's not, I'm in a hurry now, I don't know how to describe today's delicious meal, it's a waste! Shame on you!

Chapter 2~

Chapter 2: Roasting Fire

Spring goes to autumn, flowers bloom, and the so-called entanglement buried deep in the heart of the memory is just hurt..... it's over, it's over. In the blink of an eye, three months have passed in the blink of an eye, and it is the season when you need to wear autumn pants again. But how can my generation of scholars be so unethical, we must resist and resist. Time is like quicksand at your fingertips, you desperately want to catch him, but you can't catch it, it's fleeting. Don't ask me, why do you say that, it's all because Qin Huachi, a nerd, is uncomfortable when he doesn't read twice a day in the dormitory.

By the way, I haven't seriously introduced a few of Zheng Jian's comic roommates.

Which comic to introduce first? Just that fat man, who called him big? The main thing is that he is rich and capricious, and of course he has to play early. The fat man's surname is Du Mingyuan, Du Yuan's father is a far-sighted businessman, and he feels that good popularity is the greatest guarantee for doing business, so he gave him this name. As a result, Du Yuan's goods, except for his round belly, other business, popularity, and all his skills are not at all, which makes his father half angry. It's not just a matter of just leaving them to fend for themselves in school.

Next, I will introduce our talented (nerd) Qin Huachi. It is said that he came from the Qin family of the scholarly family, but Zheng Jian scratched his head and didn't come up with the famous scholarly family surnamed Qin in history, is it the descendant of Qin Shi Huang? No, isn't Qin Shi Huang's surname Win? Then it must be Qin Shubao, he didn't run, he definitely didn't run? Awesome, awesome. Not only does the classical Chinese speak of the bar, but also makes a few small poems from time to time to pretend to be forced. To be honest, buddy is disdainful on the surface, but in fact, he is envious and jealous in his heart!

Finally, Zheng Jian is going to talk about Fu Pai specifically. Why did he say it at the end? Because one of his decisions changed my life, I definitely have to be the last one to say. Fu Pai, he is a native of Chendu. Legend has it that since the beginning of the last century, the dust capital has gradually surpassed the imperial capital due to the increasingly serious haze, so it has won the title of dust capital to this day. As for what else is world-famous in addition to haze, it must be the "quintessence" mahjong. It is said that the giant Boeing 777, which used to sit in the plane of the last century, passed by over the CD, and suddenly there was a sparse noise, and everyone thought that the plane had an accident, but the captain calmly turned on the radio and said: "Don't panic, everyone, the dust has arrived, this is the sound of mahjong." ”

It just so happened that Fu Pai had a gambler father who was addicted to gambling.

Legend has it that it was also during a snowy winter. "Brother Jian, under the correction, the dust is generally not allowed to snow, there are some snowflakes, everyone is excited to send friends everywhere to celebrate." Fu Pai whispered beside him. Uh, to put it mildly, mistakes, mistakes. On a very cold winter, right? Fu Pai's mother sat next to Fu Pai's father, who was playing mahjong, and kept thinking: "You are a fairy on your back, the baby is about to be born, your name is still wooden, and you play mahjong all day and night, well, it's very annoying." Suddenly, Fu Pai's father touched a card two of a kind and drew a winning card by himself. Daddy Fu Pai suddenly laughed, "Haha, if you have a name, it's called Fu Pai, Fu Pai, Hu Pai, good name, good name!" ”。 So Fu Pai is also a person with a name and a surname. Moreover, it is said that the local superstitious people want to bring Fu Pai with them when they play cards, and they will call "Hu Pai" twice if they have nothing to do, and forgive them for having too many comrades who are not divided between H and F.

What about this Fu Pai classmate, because he has seen more than 21 points since he was a child, stud, bridge, running fast, fighting landlords, and mahjong are all proficient, of course, his favorite is mahjong, who called him "Hupai"?

In other words, winter is coming, isn't it very cold, Fu Pai shouted, "Brothers, go to the fire."

"Roasted fire"? Qin Huachi looked at Fu Pai with a dull expression. I guess he wanted to go there for a bonfire dinner.

"Roasted fire"? Du Yuan looked at Fu Pai with a lewd smile. I guess he thought of the girl.

"Roasted fire"? Zheng Jian looked at Fu Pai with a wicked smile. Zheng Jian couldn't help but recall that he was the eldest brother in the primary school class that year, so he stretched out his cold hand to the neck of everyone in the class in the winter, that taste. The warm Zheng Jian will never forget it for the rest of his life. Sa, why don't you hit Zheng Jian. Don't forget, hit Zheng Jian, Zheng Jian's father pulled a carload of people to hack you to death in minutes. Don't ask why, it's just so capricious.

As a result, the dog's day Fu Pai took us to the mahjong parlor. And said to the electric stove next to the mahjong machine, "Look at this fire, let's get warm." I went, this must be unbearable, so we beat up Fu Pai together. However, there is no way, it is impossible to go back now on such a cold day, isn't it? It's better to "bake the fire" than to go back to the dormitory in the middle of the night.

Then, there was a night of brutal slaughter. In the present and now, 10 days of national coins is equal to 1 heavenly yuan of 100 years ago. My living expenses are about 5,000 yuan a month. The bottom of the 10-day coin we play is capped at 160-day coins. As a result, I lost 1,600 heavenly coins, Du Yuan lost 3,500 heavenly coins, and Qin Huachi symbolically lost 100 heavenly coins. Zheng Jian asked why, this brute Fu faction actually said that Qin Huachi was too stupid to win, I will go to your second uncle. However, Fu Pai still did a thing of personnel, and he invited us to breakfast.

Then, he gave me 300 heavenly yuan, let me buy some food, and at the same time there is a lottery betting station next to it, and you can also buy two bets for everyone to play by the way.

After breakfast, everyone took a flying car and went back to catch up on sleep.

An uneventful day slowly slipped away amid everyone's snoring.

At half past seven in the evening, everyone had dinner and sat together waiting for the lottery to be drawn. But because everyone went to bed today, what should I do if the lottery has not been scored? At this time, everyone couldn't help but look at Fu Pai. Fu Pai hurriedly said magnificently, "Everyone is a brother who sleeps in the same room, what is the share." won the tie, at most, Brother Jian ran errands and scored more points, and it would be over. ”

3…… 3……

5…… 5……

7…..7……

12…… 12…..

If you want to win, you must be in it, you have won 4 numbers. Haha, brother's luck is invincible today, I must call back to ask my father later, there is wood and smoke from the ancestral grave at home.

19, haha 19 also hit, 5 hit. Haha, Qin Huachi was so excited that he grabbed the corner of his clothes tightly; Fu Pai was so excited that his mouth opened into a 0-shape; Or the fat man is the most calm, after all, the family has money, but it is also red-faced, after all, the difference between the family's money and the nature of the money won in the lottery is too big.

25, yes, see, 25, it's 25. I won 6 numbers, I don't dare to think that I really can't think that I am so close to the first prize. Qin Huachi hurriedly rubbed his eyes to make sure that he was not mistaken; Fu Pai hurriedly wiped the saliva that was about to fall: Fatty, Du Yuan rubbed his face with his hands, and then rubbed his stomach, probably fantasizing about what to eat.

Chapter 3~

Chapter 3 Uses

The last purple number 08 must be hit, hair, hair, must be issued.

As a result, there is often only one truth, that is, 04 was opened, and he didn't hit it. Second prize, everyone booed for a while, and then gasped. I feel that a little bit, a little bit, it's the first prize, the jackpot from 50 million, and everyone can become a multimillionaire after deducting taxes. As a result, the second prize is only more than 3 million, which is really a mistake of a thousand miles. After deducting a quarter of the tax, there are only more than two million left. So everyone gathered together to curse this thief, give us hope, and let us down, fortunately there are more than two million, otherwise it will become despair.

However, after a while, everyone was happy again. After all, it was a jackpot, and there were so many prizes. So around how to use this money, everyone began to have a heated discussion again.

First, Fu Pai stood up and said: "I'm going to Macao and Hong Kong, and the gambling king who has never been to a casino is not a real gambling king." But immediately Du Yuan retorted to him, "More than two million go to Macao and Hong Kong, you don't have to go to Macao and Hong Kong for a day, you can go home, maybe you will come back with one less part" The fat man said while learning to walk lame, and his expression made everyone laugh.

"Or go to Bishuixuan to eat him for a few weeks, you don't know how long I haven't eaten Bishuixuan's food, it's just hungry for me."

"Roll".

"To die".

"Boring".

"Idiot, what do you say?" Fu Pai looked at Qin Huachi.

Qin Huachi said excitedly: "I want to buy the Simu Wuding of the Shang Dynasty, I want to study the history above, the picture on it is so charming and intoxicating." ”

"This should be serious, but it doesn't seem like more than two million is enough!" Everyone nodded.

"Brother Jian, what about you? What are your thoughts? The fat man asked.

"I, I don't know! I love fighting. But now it's a legal society, and there aren't so many fights for me, and I want to live for two more years. After speaking, Zheng Jian lowered his head a little lost.

The atmosphere seemed to freeze at this moment and quickly lowered to freezing.

Suddenly, the fat man said loudly: "You can't fight in reality, so let's go to the game to fight." In the game, it is not illegal to kill people. ”

"Yes, yes, this is good, reliable". Everyone nodded in agreement.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian's eyes flashed, yes! Isn't the happiness and revenge in the game, chivalrous and righteous, and pointing to the end of the world always the life that Zheng Jian yearns for? Zheng Jian decided to enter the game. And become the big brother in the game, just like becoming the leader of the class in the elementary school class.

"That's right, I can invest in you when the time comes, and if the development is good, I can also go to my dad to make a fortune, after all, the soldiers and horses have not moved the grain and grass first, isn't it?" said the fat man.

"And me, and me, it's okay if I can't fight and come up with some crooked ideas. It's just, Brother Jian, you will develop in the game in the future, remember to give me a piece of land, and I will build the largest casino in the game, haha. Fu Pai kept fantasizing beside him.

"I, I'll thank you for some praise when the time comes, can you not be a good brother" Qin Huachi asked weakly.

Haha, this is good, this is good. It's still nerds who know my heart best. I just like it, and it's going to be broadcast all over the world a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred......

"Brother Jian, Brother Jian, saliva, wipe it quickly."

"Oh, where are we?"

"We're going into gaming."

"Yes, into the game. I'm going to make our 9757 dormitory famous in the game world, and everyone will be punished for it, phew, no, everyone will be admired for it, hahaha. Fatty, the matter of buying game equipment and finding games is left to you, you know a lot of people. ”

"Hupai, you play your cleverness now and think about it, how should we develop in the early stage of the game?"

"As for the nerd, you should hurry up and practice your writing well, and be ready to praise me in the game."

"In the end, as for me, hehe, I'm not afraid of your laughter, I'm the thirty-eighth generation of Wing Chun, I have to be familiar with my family's ancestral martial arts, otherwise what if I am embarrassed."

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The fat man glanced at the communication watch with disdain, beeped, a picture popped up, and after another glance, he dialed the housekeeper's phone: "Uncle housekeeper, we won more than three million lottery tickets today, you send someone to help me get it tomorrow." By the way, look up what the most popular game is right now, it's better to be detailed". "Okay, young master. Hold on! ”

After a while, a game called "Big Universe" was projected on the watch. The game's opening animation begins with a depiction of one of the fiercest wars of the Universe Era. There are spaceships, angels with wings, devils with horns, dragon knights riding dragons, sword fairies standing on swords, assassins standing in the void in black cloaks, dwarven snipers with giant cannons, and the funniest thing is that there is also a Lori riding a broom, I don't know if I'm going to clean up, haha.

Next is a lot of data introduction, what class classification, gameplay introduction...... I didn't listen to any of that. I listened to the last paragraph.,This game uses a full system of simulation,90% realism,Pain can be adjusted,Simultaneous global debut。 At the same time, all NPCs in this game use artificial intelligence systems for the first time, reiterating that one side is a real artificial intelligence system, no longer the previous low-level AI system. This is the first time that an AI system has been restarted since the Third World War led to artificial intelligence thirty years ago, and the game project has been approved and strongly supported by the United Earth government.

The game world of "Big Universe", your brother Jian is coming, wait for Brother Jian's luck, haha.

Come, let's study what kind of profession everyone plays, after all, this is the most important thing at the moment.

There are currently two camps in "Big Universe", the light camp and the dark camp. At the same time, there are 6 major occupations and 13 minor occupations, which are:

Warriors: Blood Bull Warrior (Guardian), Aggressive Warrior (Berserker)

Swordsman: Min Swordsman (Sword Fighter), Comprehensive Swordsman (Sword Formation Master)

Mage: Control Mage (Demon Scholar), Summoning Mage (Void Summoner), Output Mage (Elemental Master)

Warlocks: Buff Warlock (Priest), Voodoo Warlock Warlock (Sorcerer)

Marksman: Output Shooter (Artilleryman), Hunter Shooter (Ranger)

Stalker: Assassin Stalker (Assassin), Stealing Stalker (Wanderer)

Then there are nine levels of his equipment: Whiteboard, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Legendary, Artifact, and Super Artifact.

I'm sorry, I've been short of ideas recently and I've ushered in the New Year, here, I'll post a story about the New Year!

According to legend, in ancient China, there was a monster called "Nian", with a long head and antennae, and it was extremely fierce. "Nian" lives deep at the bottom of the sea for many years, and only climbs ashore on the last day of the year, devouring livestock and harming human life. Therefore, on the last day of every year, the people of the villages and villages help the old and the young to flee to the mountains to avoid the harm of the "Nian" beast. On the last day of one year, the people of Peach Blossom Village were hurriedly going up the mountain to take refuge, and an old man begging came from outside the village. Some of the villagers sealed the windows and locked the doors, some packed up, some led the cattle and drove the sheep, and people everywhere shouted and neighed, a scene of panic in a hurry. At this time, who still has the heart to care for this begging old man. Only an old woman in the east of the village gave the old man some food and advised him to go up the mountain to avoid the "Nian" beast, and the old man stroked his hair and laughed: "If my mother-in-law lets me stay at home all night, I will definitely drive the "Nian" beast away." The old woman was shocked to take a closer look and saw that he had a childish face, strong spirits, and an extraordinary spirit. But she still continued to persuade, begging the old man to laugh and not say anything. The mother-in-law had no choice but to leave her home and go up the mountain for refuge. In the middle of the night, the "Nian" beast broke into the village. It found that the atmosphere in the village was different from previous years: the old woman's house in the east of the village was pasted with big red paper, and the house was lit with candles. The beast shuddered and screamed. "Nian" glared at her mother-in-law's house for a moment, and then screamed and rushed over. When he approached the door, there was a sudden explosion sound of "bang bang" in the courtyard, and "Nian" trembled all over, and he didn't dare to move forward anymore. It turned out that "Nian" was most afraid of red, fire and explosions. At this time, the door of my mother-in-law's house was wide open, and I saw an old man in a red robe laughing in the courtyard. "Nian" was shocked and fled in embarrassment. The next day was the first day of the first lunar month, and the people who had returned from evacuation were amazed to see that the village was safe and sound. At this time, the old woman suddenly realized, and hurriedly told the villagers the promise of begging the old man. The villagers flocked to the old woman's house, only to see red paper pasted on the door of the mother-in-law's house, a pile of unburned bamboo in the courtyard was still "popping" and exploding, and a few red candles in the house were still ......glowing; In order to celebrate the auspicious arrival, the ecstatic villagers changed into new clothes and hats, and went to the homes of relatives and friends to say hello. The news soon spread in the surrounding villages, and people knew how to drive away the "Xi" beasts. Since then, people have called this day Chinese New Year's Eve. Since then, every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, families have posted red couplets and set off firecrackers; Candles are lit up in every household, and the watch is waiting for the year. Early in the morning of the first day of the new year, I have to go to my relatives and friends to say hello. This custom has spread more and more widely, and it has become the most solemn traditional festival of Chinese folk "New Year".

What the? Is it Chinese New Year?

Spring Festival is the most anticipated festival of Chinese and the most solemn traditional festival in China. During the Spring Festival, people often do many things to pray for happiness and health in the coming year, and there are many stories about the Spring Festival among the people, adding a lot of mythology to the origin of the Spring Festival.

Ancient New Year's cards

New Year's cards that are commonly used in modern society have been implemented in ancient China. As early as the Song Dynasty, the families and relatives of the royal family and nobles had used special New Year's greetings, called "famous thorns" or "famous stickers". It is a paper cut from plum blossom paper into a card about two inches wide and three inches long, on which is written one's name and address. A red paper bag is glued to the door of each house, called the "door book", on which the owner's name is written to receive the name thorn (name sticker). Worshippers cast their names in the door book, which means New Year's greetings. Its meaning is the same as that of a modern New Year's card.

Second, the legend of the word "Fu".

Ming Taizu Zhu Zhang used the word "Fu" as a secret note to prepare to kill. In order to eliminate this disaster, the kind-hearted Queen Ma ordered all the people in the city to paste the word "Fu" on their doors before dawn. Naturally, no one dared to disobey Queen Ma's will, so the word "Fu" was posted on the door of every house. Among them, one family was illiterate, and even pasted the word "Fu" upside down.

The next day, the emperor sent people to check on the street and found that the word "Fu" was pasted on every house, and the word "Fu" was pasted upside down in another family. The Emperor was furious when he heard the report, and immediately ordered the Imperial Guards to behead the family. Queen Ma saw that things were not good, and hurriedly said to Zhu Yuanzhang: "That family knows that you are visiting today, and deliberately pasted the word Fu upside down, doesn't this mean 'Fu to'?" As soon as the emperor heard that it made sense, he ordered the release of the people, and a catastrophe was finally eliminated. Since then, people have pasted the word blessing upside down, one is to seek good luck, and the other is to commemorate Queen Ma.

3. The legend of the God of Wealth during the Spring Festival

Folklore has it that the fifth day of the first lunar month is the birthday of the God of Wealth, and after the first day of the new year, the God of Wealth will be received. On the night before the arrival of the God of Wealth's birthday, each family set up a banquet to congratulate the God of Wealth. There are many folk legends about the God of Wealth:

Cai Jing of the Song Dynasty was rich, and folklore has it that he was born as a rich god, and he was born on the fifth day of the first month, so the folk regarded him as the god of wealth to sacrifice. After the sacrifice of Beijing was degraded, the people changed the God of Wealth, and the surname of the Song Dynasty at that time was Zhao, and the God of Wealth was given the name of Zhao Xuantan to worship. The face of the altar is like the bottom of a pot, holding a steel whip in his hand, riding a black tiger, extremely powerful.

In addition to Zhao Xuantan being revered as the "God of Wealth", there are also folk sayings that the "God of Partial Wealth" Wuxian God of Wealth, the "God of Wealth" and the "God of Martial Wealth" Guan Sheng Emperor.

Fourth, stay up for the year

In the primeval period, there was a fierce monster that lived in the deep mountains and dense forests, and people called them "Nian". Its appearance is hideous, ferocious by nature, specializing in birds and animals, scaly insects, changing a taste every day, from kowtow insects to eating big living people, making people talk about the "year" color change. Later, people slowly grasped the activity law of "Nian", which is to go to the place where the crowd gathers once every 365 days to taste the freshness, and the time of haunting is after dark, and when the rooster crows at dawn, they will return to the mountains and forests.

After calculating the date when the "year" was raging, the people regarded this terrible night as a pass and called it "New Year's Pass", and came up with a whole set of ways to pass the New Year's pass: every night, every family prepared dinner in advance, turned off the fire and cleaned the stove, and then tied all the chicken pens and cattle pens, sealed the front and rear doors of the house, and hid in the house to eat "Chinese New Year's Eve dinner". Before eating, the ancestors must be offered to pray for the blessing of the ancestors, and the night will be spent peacefully. The habit of staying up on Chinese New Year's Eve has gradually formed.

5. Chinese New Year's Eve of the 30th month of the lunar month

Legend has it that in ancient China, there was a monster called "Nian", with a long green face and fangs, sharp horns and claws, which was extremely vicious. They live in the mountains for many years, and only come down to the mountains on Chinese New Year's Eve to devour livestock and harm people's lives. Therefore, every Chinese New Year's Eve, every family leaves home to avoid the harm of the New Year beast, calling this "New Year".

On Chinese New Year's Eve one year, people were helping the old and the young to take refuge in the mountains, and an old man begging came from outside the village. Some people sealed the windows and locked the doors, some packed up, and there was a scene of panic everywhere, no one cared about the old man who was begging, only an old woman in the east of the village made dumplings for the old man to eat, and persuaded him to go up the mountain to avoid the beast. In order to repay the old woman's kindness, the old man told her that she was most afraid of red, fire and explosions, and asked her to wear red clothes, put red paper on the door, light red candles, and burn bamboo in the courtyard to make an explosion.

In the middle of the night, the Nian beast broke into the village. Finding that the village was brightly lit, its eyes were forced to open by the blinding red, and it heard the loud sound of firecrackers coming from someone's house, so it fled tremblingly. Since then, people have known the way to drive away the New Year, and every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, families paste red couplets and set off firecrackers; Candles are lit up in every household, and the watch is waiting for the year. Early in the morning of the first day of the new year, I have to go to my relatives and friends to say hello and congratulate each other on surviving the ravages of the New Year's beasts. Later, this custom spread more and more widely, and became the most solemn traditional festival of Chinese folk.

6. The legend of the peach charm

Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty wrote in the poem "Yuan Ri": "On the day of thousands of households, the new peach is always replaced with the old charm. "Describe the light of the first day. The "peach" and "fu" in the poem are intertextual, which means that the new peach charm is always replaced by the old peach charm - the old is replaced with the new. There is a beautiful legend about the peach charm. A long time ago, the scenery of Dushuo Mountain in the East China Sea was beautiful, there was a peach forest on the mountain, among which there was a peach tree that was huge, the branches were luxuriant, the curved pan was three thousand miles, the peaches were big and sweet, people ate the peaches on this tree and could become immortals.

One dark night, there are blue-faced, fanged, red-haired, green-eyed goblins trying to steal peaches. The two brothers, Shen Tu and Yu Lei, the owners of the peach forest, defeated the ghosts with peach branches, and tied them with straw ropes to feed the tigers watching the mountain. From then on, the two brothers' names were feared by the ghosts, and after their deaths, they became gods who specialized in punishing evil spirits. Later generations used a one-inch wide, seven-eight-inch long peach wood board to paint the two immortal statues of the gods and Yu Lei and hang them on both sides of their doors to drive away ghosts and evil spirits, and this kind of peach wood board is called "peach charm".

With the change of the times, the peach fu itself is also changing, and later people wrote the names of the two gods on the peach symbol, instead of the portrait, and then later, it developed to the "inscription peach symbol", that is, the number of words is equal, the structure is symmetrical, and the meaning of the corresponding short poem is written on the peach symbol, which is the predecessor of the Spring Festival couplet.

7. The 10,000-year creation calendar says

According to legend, in ancient times, there was a young man named Wan Nian, who saw that the seasons were very chaotic at that time, and he had a plan to set the seasons accurately. But he couldn't find a way to calculate the time, one day, he went up the mountain to chop firewood and was tired, sat under the shade of the tree to rest, the movement of the tree shadow inspired him, he designed a sundial to measure the time of the day, and later, the dripping spring on the cliff inspired him, and he made a five-layer leaky pot to calculate the time. As the days went by, he found that every 360 days, the four seasons were reincarnated, and the length of the days was repeated.

The monarch at that time was called Zu Yi, and he was often distressed by the unpredictable weather. After Wannian knew about it, he took the sundial and the leaky pot to see the emperor, and explained to Zu Yi the truth of the operation of the sun and the moon. After hearing this, Zu Yi felt overjoyed and felt reasonable. So he left 10,000 years behind, built the Sun and Moon Pavilion in front of the Temple of Heaven, and built the sundial platform and the leaky pot pavilion. And hope to measure the law of the sun and the moon, calculate the accurate morning and evening time, create a calendar, and benefit the people of the world.

Once, Zu Yi went to learn about the progress of the 10,000-year test calendar. When he ascended the Temple of the Sun and the Moon, he saw a poem engraved on the stone wall next to the Temple of Heaven: The sunrise and sunset are three hundred and six, and the cycle starts from the beginning. The grass and trees are divided into four times, and there are twelve rounds in a year. Knowing that the calendar of 10,000 years has been completed, he personally climbed the Sun Moon Pavilion to see 10,000 years. Wan Nian pointed to the celestial phenomena and said to Zu Yi: "It is now the end of the twelfth month, the old year is over, and the new year is resumed, so please ask the monarch to set a festival." Zu Yi said: "Spring is the beginning of the year, let's ** festival." It is said that this is the origin of the Spring Festival.

Winter went to spring, year after year, after a long period of observation, careful calculation, and developed an accurate solar calendar, when he presented the solar calendar to the successor monarch, he was already full of silver beard. The monarch was deeply moved, and in order to commemorate the achievements of ten thousand years, he named the solar calendar "perpetual calendar" and named ten thousand years as the sun and moon birthday star. Later, people hung up the birthday chart during the New Year, which is said to commemorate the 10,000 years of high morality.

Eighth, paste the Spring Festival couplets and door gods

In ancient Chinese mythology, it is said that there is a world of ghosts, in which there is a mountain, and there is a large peach tree covering 3,000 miles on the mountain, and there is a golden rooster on the treetop. Whenever the golden rooster crows in the morning, the ghosts that wander out at night will drive back to the ghost realm. The gate of the ghost domain is located in the northeast of the peach tree, and there are two gods standing by the door, named Shen Tu and Yu Lei. If the ghost did something unreasonable during the night, Shen Tu and Yu Lei would immediately find out and catch it, tie it up with a rope made of mango reeds, and send it to feed the tiger. Therefore, the ghosts of the world are afraid of the gods and gloom. So the people carved their appearance with peach wood and placed it at the door of their house to ward off evil and prevent harm. Later, people simply carved the names of Shen Tu and Yu Lei on the peach wood board, believing that this could also suppress evil and eliminate evil. This kind of peach plank was later called "peach charm".

In the Song Dynasty, people began to write couplets on the peach board, one does not lose the meaning of the peach wood to suppress evil, the second expresses their good wishes, and the third decorates the portal in order to be beautiful. Couplets are also written on red paper symbolizing joy and auspiciousness, and pasted on both sides of doors and windows on the occasion of the New Year to express people's good wishes for good luck in the coming year. In order to pray for the happiness of the family, people in some places still retain the habit of sticking to the door god. It is said that there are two door gods on the gate, and all demons and monsters will be feared. In the folk, the door god is a symbol of righteousness and force, and the ancients believed that people with surprising appearance often have magical temperament and extraordinary skills. They are upright and kind-hearted, and it is their nature and responsibility to hunt ghosts and catch demons. Therefore, the folk door gods are always angry-eyed, hideous-looking, holding all kinds of traditional weapons in their hands, ready to fight the ghosts who dare to come to the door.

Since the doors of our people's houses are usually two open, the door gods are always in pairs. After the Tang Dynasty, in addition to the two generals of the past Shen Tu and Yu Lei, people regarded Qin Shubao and Wei Chi Gong as the two Tang Dynasty military generals. According to legend, Tang Taizong was sick and heard the ghost cry outside the door, and he couldn't be at peace all night. So he had the two generals stand by the door with their weapons in hand, and the next night there were no more ghosts. Later, Tang Taizong asked people to draw the images of these two generals and paste them on the door, and this custom began to spread widely among the people.

Nine, fight for flowers to rule the world

In the Guanzhong area of Shaanxi, there are legends and stories about the Spring Festival. Legend has it that in order to govern the world, the Jade Emperor sent Maitreya Buddha of the Heavenly Palace to earth. This matter was known to the Buddha, and he thought, I am the master of the Buddha, why don't you let me go? So, he went to the Jade Emperor to reason, and the Jade Emperor listened to it, and had nothing to say, so he had to say: "Let's discuss and discuss." Taking advantage of the discussion, the Jade Emperor thought of a way to break the siege.

He invited Maitreya Buddha and Nyorai Buddha, put two pots of flowers in front of the two Buddhas, and said, "You two have one pot for each of these two pots of flowers, and whoever has the first flower to bloom will go down to the earth to manage the world." "If the Buddha has many eyes and thick ideas, he knows that the Jade Emperor must be biased towards Maitreya Buddha, because he guessed that the Jade Emperor was afraid that it would be difficult to accept the words of the mouth, so he used the flower as an excuse to do this. With these two pots of flowers in front of him, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor has secretly made arrangements, so he also came up with a small plan. He took the opportunity of Maitreya Buddha to thank him and quietly changed the position of the two pots of flowers. The next day, the flowers of the Buddha bloomed, so Maitreya Buddha only managed the world for one day, which was the first day of the first month. Legend Maitreya Buddha is kind-hearted, on this day he let people eat well, dress and sleep well, so on the first day of the first month, people will be happy, happy and happy to spend the day.

Later, in order to commemorate Maitreya Buddha, people called the moment of the handover of the two Buddhas in this early spring as the "Spring Festival". Some people say that because the Buddha was blind because of the stealing of flower pots, until now, there are still petty thefts in the world.

10. Maitreya Buddha governs the world

The Spring Festival, commonly known as the Chinese New Year, is a traditional folk festival that people attach great importance to. People post couplets during the Spring Festival, and the horizontal couplets are often written with the words "when the summer is in the summer". The Chinese lunar calendar began with the Xia Dynasty, so it is also called the Xia calendar.

Legend has it that King Xia ruled the world, the wind and rain were smooth, the country and the people were safe, people had enough food and clothing, lived and worked in peace and contentment, and lived a good life! But later, I don't know how many years passed, and I don't know which dynasty it took, and the world became chaotic. Sometimes the days are dry, sometimes waterlogged, sometimes windy, sometimes heavy rain. Some people became poor, some rich, some became rich, and some became slaves.

At that time, there was a wealthy family in the village, and the family employed a few mikan (i.e., long-term workers). One day, after dinner, people offered sacrifices to the god of the stove. When Xiao Mihan saw it, he quietly knelt down in front of the king of the stove and prayed: "The king of the stove and the king of the stove have manifested his spirit, and the sky is cloudy, not sunny, and dark is not bright; Big and small, don't die. "No, the rich man heard this. After the little man left, the rich man also knelt down in front of the king of the stove and prayed, "The king of the stove has manifested his spirit, and when the sky is cloudy, it will be dark, and when it is dark, it will be bright; If he is sick, he will be sick when he is free, and he will not make a living when he is busy. ”

At that time, the Lord of the Stove was dozing off. Didn't hear clearly; I vaguely remembered the words "cloudy, sunny, rainy, windy, sick, painful ......", and I firmly remembered it in my heart. (Short Literature Network www.duanwenxue.com)

While speaking, a year has passed, and on the night of the twenty-third day of the lunar month, all the gods and goddesses have to go to the sky to meet the Jade Emperor, and of course the Lord of the Stove also went. He went earlier than anyone else, for he was always thinking about the prayers of the rich man and the little man. After seeing the Jade Emperor, he didn't say a word and said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, the little god has something to say, and now the yin and yang in the world are disordered, the wind and rain are in trouble, and people can't survive, so we should quickly send a great god to govern the ......."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Is this true? "Seriously." "Not fake?" "It's true." So, the Jade Emperor hurriedly issued a royal decree: to send a great god to take office to manage the people's clothing, food, housing and transportation. Imperial decree, all the immortals, you look at me, I look at you, no one will accept the decree.

At this time. Suddenly, outside the Nantian Gate, a shout: "The gods stand back, I did this errand!" When I looked up, I saw a bald head, chubby, shy with a big belly, squinting a pair of eyes, and smiling - Maitreya Buddha. This Maitreya Buddha has a big heart and a large measure, and he enjoys the scenery outside the Nantian Gate all day long, and he also feels bored, and he wants to do something good for people, so he automatically takes on this important task.

But it is said that the first thing that Maitreya Buddha did when he came to the world was to let people live a happy year, eat well, wear good clothes, and not work. So, people followed his wishes, held New Year's goods at the fair, and were really busy. Maitreya Buddha also specified that: twenty-four, sweep the house; Twenty-five, grinding tofu; Twenty-six, steamed steamed buns; XXVII. Shopping; Twenty-eighth, kill the pig; Twenty-nine, beating rice wine; Thirty, eat flat food...... At the same time, it is necessary to invite all the gods and goddesses, and prepare the incense foil and paper bills. On the first day of the new year, that is, on the first day of the new year, every family has to get up on the fifth watch, set off firecrackers, dress neatly, congratulate each other, and eat, drink and have fun. At the same time, they also have to visit relatives and friends, and go to the grave to worship their ancestors......

In this way, the world is really peaceful. The Jade Emperor lifted his head from the clouds and looked down on the world, a happy scene, and his heart was naturally happy. After a few more days, on the fifth day of the new year, when the sky was just dawning, there was a sudden noise. It turned out to be Jiang Taigong's wife (people call her a dirty god, in charge of thatched houses and dung), and she was quarreling with the big-bellied Maitreya Buddha.

It turned out that in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, when people asked God, they forgot about the dirty god. She couldn't get angry, so she went to Maitreya Buddha to make trouble. Maitreya Buddha smiled all over his face, but he didn't answer. This dirty spirit was so angry that he beat his chest and stomped his feet, and his seven orifices smoked. Seeing that things were about to get bigger, Maitreya Buddha said, "That's it! Today is the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, let people put a few more cannons for you, make dumplings once, and break the cost once! This is the origin of "breaking five."

No, these cannons reached the Heavenly Palace, where the Jade Emperor was playing chess, and when he heard the cannons, he thought that something had happened in the world. And he sent the God of Wealth to the earth to inspect it. The God of Wealth is the god of gold and silver treasures in heaven. When he came to the world, he saw that there were incense foil bills everywhere, and he was so happy that he forgot to go back. The Jade Emperor also sent the warehouse officials to the earth, and the warehouse officials were the gods in charge of the warehouse. He saw that every household was full of steamed buns for incense, and he didn't want to go back to heaven. The Jade Emperor sent several more immortals down to earth, but there was still no response.

said that half a month had passed, and the Jade Emperor's chess game had also been played. He suddenly remembered that none of the immortals sent down had returned, so he personally went to the world to inspect it. When he saw people dressed in new clothes; Eating rice, white flour and meat dishes, he didn't do any work, and he was very angry, so he summoned Maitreya Buddha and shouted: "I asked you to be in charge of all the affairs of the people, who told you to let people eat well and dress well, and not live?" Maitreya Buddha smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you want me to take care of people's food, clothing, housing and transportation, but you didn't ask me to let people work!" In a word, the Jade Emperor was speechless. The Jade Emperor thought about it, and he was right, since he had already done this, he could only have this once a year, and he would have to work in the fields after the beginning of spring. So, since then, the old practice has been left, and there is a Spring Festival once a year.

After that, Maitreya Buddha could not return to Nantianmen. To this day, in some monasteries, statues of him remain. People say that Maitreya Buddha can't be blamed for this, after all, he wants to do good things for people. So, as usual, people offered incense to him.