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With this in mind, I don't have the heart to watch these welcome shows anymore. I didn't react until www.biquge.info most of the welcome party was halfway through the show and the ghost poked my arm and asked me what to say.

Ghost: "Little devil, what are you doing in a daze?" Not a word from the very beginning. ”

Me: "I'm ... Ahem, cough, I'm thinking about whether to hold a martial arts competition to marry you off, so that I don't have to look at you every day. I smiled and teased the ghost, and at the same time glanced at the two little white rabbits on the ghost's chest.

Ghost: "Phew, little devil, you don't have a moment of seriousness. Then she said: "Zhuang Xiaoqian's performance is coming soon, we have to cheer for her." ”

"So fast?"

"yes, the next show is her." The ghost said.

Sure enough, after a girl finished singing, Zhuang Xiaoqian came out of the backstage with a few girls. A few girls jumped and jumped when they came up, and it turned out that they were performing a hot dance.

My eyes lit up, and I was going to run up to the stage and ask them for their phone numbers. But thankfully, the ghost grabbed me and I dispelled the idea.

When Xiaoqian and the others finished their performances, I excitedly waved my hands and shouted at the stage, and from time to time there was a hooligan whistle. The ghost pressed me to my seat hard, afraid that I would actually rush to the stage.

"Little devil, let's keep a low profile. This is an orientation party for the freshmen, we mixed in and occupied this kind of good place, it is already the friends of the self-discipline association who turn a blind eye, if you make trouble again, even Sister Fang Yuan can't help us, although she is the president of the student union, but if others see her favoritism, it will definitely not have a good impact on her. ”

When I thought about it, I thought it made sense, so I immediately quieted down. But at this time, someone didn't want me to be quiet. Maybe it's because I've just been overly enthusiastic that I've attracted the attention of a small animal of the opposite sex.

Suddenly, a girl next to me touched me: "Hey, this is a note from a boy in the back." ”

"Notes? What's going on? I said to myself. Confused, I took the note and looked behind me.

A handsome little animal beckoned to me very confidently. a sunny smile; a pair of white teeth; a chunky gold necklace; a valuable watch; A proper suit; lined with a white shirt; He also has a big stupid head that is shiny and shiny. This outfit, I think, can fascinate a lot of girls. But alas, it didn't work for me.

"Is this kid of the opposite sex going to hook up with me?" I couldn't help but guess. At the same time, I responded to the boy with a smile, but I thought he was ridiculous. "Here comes another one who is not afraid of death. But it also shows that my charm and style are still there, and my style has not diminished! "I stinked so badly.

Seeing that handsome little guy looked eagerly waiting, I was not too embarrassed to let him wait any longer, so I opened the note in my hand and looked at it.

Handsome guy: Beauty, you are so beautiful, I just saw you for the first time, and I felt that I was in love with you.

"Poof!" If it weren't for my innocent and lovely image of a beautiful woman, I might have really burst out laughing. This、This is too lowl, I can't help but shout in my heart: "Hey, hey, are you a tease invited by the monkey?" ”

It's just that the self-confidence is bursting, and even the love writing is so unpopular. Do you still want the old lady to teach you? The cool breeze has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and my emotions are like spending time like a year. Such a sentence can come even with my wife. It's really in response to that sentence, it's terrible to be uneducated.

But when I think about it, it may not be his fault. It may be that he doesn't have enough emotional intelligence, unlike me, who has no teacher and is self-taught, collecting 180 love poems a day, and he can export them by looking at them. Maybe his teacher didn't teach him, just like my teacher never taught me how to pronounce the words "爗箮翪齪黼鲧氕嫠夤儹镺鬏隳電餍饔墼". Just because I couldn't read these words, I was also ridiculed by others for being uneducated.

Me: "Hell, do you have a pen?" ”

Ghost: "What are you doing?" ”

"Look, there's a good show for you."

After asking for a pen from the ghost, I replied: Hello handsome guy, in fact, I am an alien, my family lives in the distant Mars, I am traveling to the earth, and I will go back in a few days. The people of Mars need me, it's nice to meet you as handsome and rich as an earthling, I'll call you when I return to Mars, but is your mobile phone a cosmic pass?

I asked the girl in the back to pass it to him again.

He quickly replied: Haha, you are so humorous, I like a humorous girl like you the most. What do you think? Be my girlfriend.

Me: I want to do it too, but my mother said that I was still young, and that I should focus on my studies now and not focus on other things. And my tutor is very strict, my parents stipulate that I should not talk to boys within 1 meter distance, talk for no more than 5 minutes, not meet boys alone at night, not dress up for unrelated men for no reason, not make eye contact with boys for more than 5 seconds, and not talk to boys on the phone for more than one minute......

Brother Confident: That's going to be difficult. By the way, this is the school, and your parents don't know what you're doing at school. Don't think about it so much, my family is very rich, with me, I can satisfy you with whatever you want!

Me: You're really handsome, you're my favorite type, and you're so rich, which makes me adore you even more. You are better than Pan An, richer than Shi Chong, more talented than Liu Yong, more poetry than Li Bai, more words than Su Shi, and more angry than Cao Cao. You are a perfect man, you are simply the Prince Charming of my dreams.

Brother Confidence: How is it, have you thought about it?

Me: I only have admiration for you who are so good. How can you, who are high up, be worthy of a Cinderella like me. Well, I also have a cousin who is not only prettier than me, but also has a very good family. Only a white rich beauty like her can be worthy of a rich and handsome person like you.

Brother Confidence: Oh? Who is she, tell me quickly. Is she also from our school? How much bigger? In what department? What is her cell phone number?

Me: Handsome guy, her mobile phone number is #¥%@&**, and you said that it was a person named Emily who introduced you to each other.

Brother Confidence: Beauty, thank you.

Me: Hee-hee, you're welcome.

Hehe, take the bait! So, I wrote Qin Dashou's mobile phone number to him...