Chapter 73
Suddenly, the colorful light burst out in front of him, and the magpie bridge turned into a rainbow bridge, and the big river under the bridge, which was originally turbulent, suddenly became unwavering, flat as a mirror, and became extremely tame. The surface of the river reflects the colorful light of the Hongqiao, rendering everything within a radius of miles in a dazzling and dazzling way.
The Cowherd took a pair of children's hands and slowly stepped on the Rainbow Bridge, and the three of them faced Caixia, and their six eyes were full of joy and joy.
Although Wei Changtian could only see the back of the Cowherd at the moment, he could also feel what kind of mood he was in at the moment, and for some reason, a trace of joy rose in his heart, thinking: "A year may not be too long for others, but it is very different for Brother Niu and his family." On this side of the river, the husband misses his wife and his children miss his mother, and on the other side of the river, the wife misses her husband and her children. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, you can only think of her all day long, she misses you, but she can't see her...... Alas, as the saying goes, life is like a year, and thinking about it like this is really hard enough. Not to mention how many years they've been apart. He had always been wandering in the world and ignorant of the world, but at this time he seemed to suddenly understand some of the sorrows and sorrows of separation and dispersion in the world.
Seeing that the cowherd and the two children had walked to the middle of the rainbow bridge, a cloud of white clouds suddenly rose on the other side of the river, and there was a fairy standing above the clouds, dressed no different from ordinary women in the world, with graceful figures, picturesque eyebrows, and never the slightest vulgarity.
As soon as Qiao'er and Que'er saw the fairy, they couldn't help but cheer and jump, waving and shouting: "Mother, mother, come quickly!" The fairy floated above the rainbow bridge on the clouds, and slowly descended. As soon as her feet touched the ground, Qiao'er and Magpie broke free from their father's hands, rushed over, and threw themselves into her arms.
The fairy squatted down, stretched out her arms and hugged the two children tightly in her arms, kissed them on the cheeks a few times, and called in a low voice: "Qiao'er, magpie...... Mother...... Mother ...... "had a thousand words to say in her chest, but at this time, she couldn't cry anymore, how could she still speak?" instead, the two children called "mother" and stretched out their hands to wipe her tears.
The Cowherd stood aside, his hands drooping, his eyes fixed on the face of his wife who had been separated for a year. He seems to be calm on the surface, but he is really excited in his heart, and he can't wait to rush forward, hug his beloved wife tightly, and talk to each other about the pain of separation in the past year, and take care of his love and pity.
The fairy also felt the two eyes he shot, got up and took the children and walked to him to stand still, bit her lip, and said softly: "Brother Lang, I haven't seen you this year, you ...... You've lost a lot of weight......" stretched out his right hand and stroked the cowherd's cheek for a while, his eyes full of love.
The Cowherd smiled slightly, held her soft wattle in her hand, and sighed: "What about me, you are not the same?"
It turned out that this fairy's name was Weaving, also known as the Weaver Girl, who was originally the granddaughter of the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Realm, only because she matched the marriage with the Cowherd in the lower realm without permission, and was informed by the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother was furious, and left to the Heavenly Soldiers to capture the granddaughter back to the Heavenly Realm, and used the golden hairpin on the head to draw a wide heavenly river, the Cowherd and the weaving on both sides of the Heavenly River, far away from each other, and ordered the water god sailors to garrison the Tianhe, take care of the Cowherd and the granddaughter, so that their family could not meet. Later, there were immortals in the heavenly realm who couldn't see it, and said that the queen mother was moved, so they allowed their family of four to get together once a year on July 7.
The Weaver Girl smiled, lowered her head, and said softly, "What's the point of being tired? I've gotten used to it for so many years." Brother Lang, do you know, whenever I miss you, Qiao'er, and Que'er over there, I desperately go to weave 'Yunjin Tianyi', hoping to win the joy of the Queen Mother, make her compassionate, and thank us for the love of husband and wife, the separation of mother and son, and the ability to take back our lives and let us live together. ”
The Cowherd let go of the Weaver Girl's hand, and said with indignation, "Be merciful?" Weaving, think about it, you are her granddaughter...... If she wanted to be kind, she should have done so a long time ago, so let's not count on her anymore? Hey, why don't men and women love each other privately, the laws of bullshit!"
Since the Weaver Girl married the Cowherd, she has never seen him angry once, and when she saw his bloodshot eyes and chest rise and fall, she couldn't help but be a little scared, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Lang, don't be excited, be careful of being listened to by the divine soldiers in the river, tell my grandmother to know." ”
The Cowherd clenched his fists, his voice became brighter, and said, "What if you know?" Weaving, you wait, as soon as tonight is over, I will personally go to the Queen Mother and ask her to break this heavenly rule, if she insists on refusing to agree, I will ...... I won't break with her!"
Wei Changtian was driven by curiosity before, and he had already quietly approached under the Rainbow Bridge, and listened to the conversation between his husband and wife clearly, and when he heard the Cowherd talk about the "bullshit heavenly law", he thought: "It turns out that men and women are not allowed to love each other in heaven...... His grandmother's, this rule alone, I don't like Wei Changtian. Brother Niu, Brother Niu, you are really a person in my generation, and my brother admires you so much! You have the courage and courage to scold you!
Hearing her husband Cowherd speak, the Weaver Girl had no scruples, and couldn't help but be shocked, and quickly pulled out her hands to tighten his sleeves, and sobbed: "Brother Lang, don't! Although you are in the heavenly realm, you are still a mortal body after all, and you don't know the slightest immortal magic, let alone an official and a half......-job, how can you provoke my grandmother? She is under one person and above ten thousand. As he spoke, tears flowed down again. Qiao'er and Que'er looked at their father's indignant expression, and saw their mother's sad crying, even frightened, they hugged their mother's waist and cried out.
Seeing this situation, the cowherd's heart softened, and he was about to say a few words of comfort, when he suddenly heard a sound of water in his ears, and more than a dozen gods with a height of horses stepped on several huge water columns and gushed out from Hanoi. One of the sword-wielding gods pointed at the Cowherd, and said angrily: "Cowherd, you are so bold that you dare to be disrespectful to the Queen Mother, what crime should you be guilty of?!"
The four members of the Cowherd's family, including Wei Changtian, were all taken aback. The Weaver Girl bit her lip and begged: "My husband just said unintentionally, I hope that all the water gods will be gracious, don't tell the Queen Mother, the Weaver Girl is grateful." ”
Wei Changtian stared at it and muttered, "Damn, it turns out that there are immortals hidden under the river." The queen mother's wife is the main house of the Jade Emperor, and her words are also useful, so it's strange that these water gods don't tell her to ask for credit. Sister-in-law Niu, sister-in-law Niu, it's useless for you to beg. ”
Sure enough, I only heard the sword-wielding god say: "Fairy, it's not that the little gods don't give grace, it's actually that the queen mother has personally instructed the little gods to treat the fairy family strictly, and if there are any actions to be truthfully reported." How dare the little gods hide their small official positions?
The weaver girl knew that it was hopeless to ask for more, so she had to turn around and look at her husband, her eyes full of grievances.
The Cowherd also knew that he had made a mistake, but he didn't know what punishment the Queen Mother would give to her family in the future, so he simply turned his heart sideways and pointed to the Tianhe water gods and said: "It's okay for you to go and say it, but you don't have to say anything about it." If you send a few more words to the Queen Mother, you will say that my Cowherd and Weaving have become husband and wife, and I have no regrets or regrets in this life! No matter who it is, even if we can separate our husband and wife for a lifetime, we will definitely not be separated from the love of the two of us!"
Even if it was Wei Changtian and other people who like to frolic, they couldn't help but be in awe, and couldn't help clapping their hands and praised loudly: "That's good! Brother Niu, you really make my brother and I admire the five bodies to the ground, and the five horses are divided! Five ...... All over the world! Okay! Brother is firmly on your side and resolutely supports you! You are going to see the Queen Mother, aren't you, and I will accompany you when the time comes! With my relationship with the Jade Emperor, I don't believe that she will not give a little face. ”
Cowherd had heard him claim to be the apprentice of Sun Wukong, who was "fighting to defeat the Buddha", and was very much loved by the Jade Emperor, and was familiar with many immortals in the heavenly realm, and had already believed it, when he suddenly heard his voice, his heart moved, and he thought: "I am a mortal, I am soft-spoken, and I have gone to theorize with the Queen Mother several times, but it is difficult to see even her face. He turned his head and smiled gratefully at the head of the guard, and nodded.
The gods of heaven and river water had never seen Wei Changtian, and they didn't know what kind of immortal he was, but seeing that he was young and still a hairy boy, he thought to himself that it was not the fairy child in the immortal mansion who was a newly accepted disciple, and he didn't look at it at the moment, and reprimanded one after another: "The kid is unreasonable!" "Which immortal's disciple are you, it's really bold!" "Disrespectful to the Queen Mother, that is, disrespectful to the Jade Emperor, and you will be severely punished by the rules of heaven!" The water gods rubbed their fists and raised their eyebrows, as if the Queen Mother was beside them, all vying to show their allegiance to her.
Wei Changtian scolded in a low voice: "Dog's legs!" and then said loudly: "Tiangui is heavily punished? Bah! Didn't my big brother Niu already say it just now, Tiangui is a fart! The laws of heaven are not as good as stinky shit! It's almost the same as the farts in your mouths!"
The two children on the flyover and magpie on the side were still crying, listening to Wei Changtian's word "fart", they couldn't help but burst into laughter. Wei Changtian stretched out his tongue, made a grimace, and smirked a few more times, which made the two children "giggle" and laugh non-stop.
Wei Changtian only cares about frolicking with the children here, but the Cowherd and his wife are already worried. The two of them knew that all the water gods were cronies of the queen mother, and they were pampered and arrogant, and they didn't care about the ordinary gods at all, let alone an unknown boy like Wei Changtian?
The Weaver Girl whispered to her husband, "Brother Lang, who is this young man?" It turned out that she knew that Wei Changtian was speaking for her husband and wife, and she was afraid that he would suffer the loss of the water god, so she wanted him to leave as soon as possible.
Cowherd shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said in a low voice: "I also met just now." He and his wife have the same heart, how can he not know what she is thinking? Then he said to Wei Changtian: "Brother Wei, this matter has nothing to do with you, if you have something to do, please leave quickly." I'll invite you to the humble house for a few drinks another day. ”
Wei Changtian laughed and said: "Haha, I'm not crazy or stupid, do you want to talk to break me up? No way! No way! There are a lot of people here, and a few things out of the water are making a big shit, it's lively, I like it! I'm not going anywhere!"
The water gods were ridiculed by Wei Changtian's words, they were already angry, they looked at each other, forced forward with swords, their faces were hideous, and they said viciously: "Boy, who are you? ”
Wei Changtian said: "This great immortal's surname is me, and his name is Lao Tzu!
The water gods were stunned for a moment, and said in their hearts: "The surname is me? This surname is very strange." Well, my Lao Tzu, my Lao Tzu ......" silently recited a few words, and the two water gods with fast brains suddenly understood, and shouted: "Okay, this little thief is really hateful, and he is playing us again." The rest of the water gods were also stunned, one by one, they were furious, urging the water column under their feet, and "Wow Wow" shouted to surround Wei Changtian in the middle.
Seeing that the water gods were going to use force against Wei Changtian, the Weaver Girl hurriedly shouted: "Stop, this little brother is my friend, you are not allowed to touch him, otherwise...... Otherwise, I'll tell my grandmother. ”
The water gods were stunned at first, and then laughed "hey, hey, hey". They knew that although the Weaver Girl was the queen mother's own granddaughter, but since she married the cowherd, the queen mother was very indifferent to this disobedient granddaughter's feelings, even if she really went to the queen mother to say that she was not waiting for others, the queen mother would definitely ignore her. In the meantime, a water god Yang said in a strange tone: "Weaver Fairy, just now you also heard that this kid was very disrespectful to the Queen Mother, if we don't teach him a good lesson, and take this Heavenly Court for nothing, not to mention, it is even more disloyal to the Queen Mother?" As soon as the words fell, the long knife in his right hand was behind his back, and the ten fingers of his left hand were stretched, and he grabbed Wei Changtian's shoulder.
Wei Changtian has also experienced several immortal and demon battles since he got the immortal road, and he has more or less experience in attack and defense, seeing that the water god came to catch him, the soles of his feet slipped, flashed to the back of his body, and his right foot flew up suddenly, kicking his left hip.
The water god shouted "ouch", rushed forward, and after a few staggers, he finally couldn't stand still, fell to the ground, and threw the long knife in his hand far away.
The remaining water gods thought that their companions could restrain Wei Changtian with one shot, but they didn't expect him to be so bad, and they were surprised for a while, and when they saw their companions getting up and had a long nosebleed, they felt extremely funny, and couldn't help but point at him and laugh. Wei Changtian clapped his hands and laughed out loud.
The injured water god beckoned to withdraw the long knife, wiped the nosebleed, and turned around to pounce on Wei Changtian. At first, he couldn't figure out what kind of immortal Wei Changtian was, and he still had some scruples, but this time he was embarrassed, and under the anger, he was no longer merciful. The long knife slashed out a silver light and slashed straight at the top of Wei Changtian's head, its momentum was terrifying.
Seeing that the water god was killing, the weaver girl was worried that Wei Changtian would not be able to resist it, so she raised her hand and waved a long white light to knock the steel knife in the water god's hand away, and said loudly: "He is a guest of our family, with me, no one can hurt him in the slightest!" flew in front of Wei Changtian, glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, I will block it for you, you leave quickly!"
Wei Changtian knew that she had good intentions, but he refused to leave, and said with a grin: "Thank you sister-in-law for your concern." I don't have to retreat now, otherwise it will spread out, and it will be a small matter to lose my face, but if I lose my master's face, then I won't be able to draw it. Maybe after the master finds out, he won't want me anymore as an uncompetitive apprentice. ”
Seeing that he refused to leave, the Weaver Girl stomped her feet anxiously and said, 'You...... You're so stupid! Who is your master? He's bigger than me...... Can it be bigger than the Queen Mother?"
Wei Changtian said: "My master is Sun ......" was about to say Sun Wukong's name, but his eyes rolled in the ground, and he changed his words: "If I say my master's name, it would be strange if these shit things weren't scared like turtle grandsons." ”
The water god saw that the weaver girl intervened to stop him, and said angrily: "Fairy, I advise you to be less nosy!" and said to Wei Changtian: "Thief boy, relying on the protection of the fairy is not a skill!
Wei Changtian said: "I'll fuck your grandma, I'm afraid that you and I will be the grandson of the turtle! Ha, you are bleeding from two points now, Lao Tzu will not beat you into seven bleeding points today, and I will not give up! Come on, let the horse come over quickly!" He turned his head and said: "Sister-in-law, please retreat first, don't touch you when we fight...... Oh yes, you haven't seen Brother Niu for a year, don't you want him?
The Weaver Girl didn't expect him to say this, "Ah", turned around and glanced at her husband, her pretty face suddenly turned red, she lowered her head and slowly walked to his side, and said shyly: "Your little friend is really ...... What a ......."
Seeing that his beloved wife still had a worried look on her face, the cowherd hugged her waist, smiled slightly, and said, "Weaving, don't worry, that little friend is very big, and this time may really help us." Do you know who his friend's master is?"
The Weaver Girl seemed to believe it, raised her head and asked, "Brother Lang, do you know?"
The cowherd put his mouth in her ear and whispered a few words. The Weaver Girl heard it in her ears, and her face showed surprise
Now that the Weaver Girl knew who Master Wei Changtian was, she no longer had the slightest worry, and snuggled up to the Rainbow Bridge with her husband and two children, watching him fight with the water gods. She wanted Wei Changtian to learn from a famous teacher, and his mana must not be weak, even if he was really invincible, when the time came, he only needed to mout the name of his master, and the water gods would retreat when they heard the sound, and they would not dare to hurt him in the slightest. Imagine that in the Three Realms today, those who dare to provoke his master, whether they are immortals, gods, spirits and ghosts, I am afraid that there will be no more to find a few.
Suddenly, I heard a muffled sound of "boom", and then a miserable cry came, and when I looked up, it turned out that a yellow light from Wei Changtian's fist collided with the black light cut by a water god plate axe.
As a general in Tianhe, the water god is not weak, but he despises the other party, and secondly, with the depth of Wei Changtian's mana at this time, he is indeed much inferior, so the two rays of light meet, and the yellow light emitted by Wei Guang is like a bamboo, and after the opponent's black light is scattered, it hits the water god's chest hard. The body of the water god flew out upside down, and fell into the heavenly river with a "thud", not knowing whether it was life or death.
Wei Changtian didn't expect that he would succeed in one punch, and after being stunned, he laughed and said: "Tianhe Water God, the name is well deserved, and sure enough, the straw bag is also!"
The rest of the water gods were shocked and angry, looking at each other, and no one dared to force themselves to come out again.
After a moment of mutual affection, I don't know which water god it was and said loudly: "Brothers, this kid hurts the Heavenly Court Divine General, we don't have to show mercy, we can go side by side!" Since Wei Changtian hit that yellow light, they have all seen that Wei Changtian's mana is quite high, and his own single force is by no means an opponent, so it is better to work together to catch him first, and then it is not too late to punish and rectify him.
All the water gods said that they were on the way, one by one swords and bayonets were chopped, sticks were smashed and axes were slashed, and the magic light of more than a dozen divine soldiers greeted Wei Changtian together.
The Cowherd and his wife reminded loudly: "Be careful!" The Weaver Girl was even more concentrating and clenched the white silk in her hand, in case of a critical moment.
Wei Changtian had already learned the art of flying, and his mana was high, so he didn't resist, and his body drilled between the gods, like a loach, and from time to time he took advantage of the gap to punch out, injuring several water gods. The rest of the water gods were in a hurry, slashing and chopping, but they hurt their companions.
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised when they saw Wei Changtian giggling, more than enough to deal with the water gods. Although Qiao'er and Que'er are not very sensible, they have also heard their parents say that the water god in the river is not a good person, and they clapped their hands and shouted: "Come on, uncle, come on, uncle, kill the villain!"
Wei Changtian laughed and said: "It's not good to be killed, the queen mother wants to find me unlucky! Do you want to see your uncle play a game of fried fritters for you?"
When Qiao'er and Que'er heard the word "game," how could they not want to read it? They said in unison: "Yes, yes, uncle, play for us!"
Wei Changtian said: "Okay! Come on! You can see clearly, the first fritter is about to go to the pot!" leaned behind a water god, and without waiting for him to react, he grabbed his collar with his left hand, and grabbed the ribbon around his waist with his right hand, and shouted: "you!" As the god of water, his water nature is excellent, but when he was caught off guard, he had no time to use the water avoidance method, and his body fell flat on the surface of the river, and there was a loud "pop", and he fell into the bone marrow, and the screams of "Mom" and "Mom" screamed in pain.
Wei Changtian smiled: "How is it? Uncle, is this fritter good?"
Qiao'er and Que'er understood that Wei Changtian was so "fried fritters" method, first looked at the water god in Tianhe, turned around and looked at their parents again, and saw that they were also smiling on their faces, so they also "giggled" and laughed. Qiao'er said: "Uncle, can you fry all these villains?"