Li Moyou has always thought that, a mentally retarded creature, only exists in TV dramas. www.biquge.info In reality, how can there be such a person who is shameless and has a short circuit in the brain?

Only now did he realize that he was wrong, very wrong. Real life is always much more exciting than TV dramas.

Wang Shangyuan, who was forced to go crazy by forced marriage, seemed to see a bottle of iced Coke in the desert and an aircraft carrier in the barren sea. He rushed to the three girls, brushed the bangs on his forehead, and asked coquettishly, "Beauty, can you leave a phone call?" ”

Li Moyou used to be the head of the dormitory in college, the man who was called the king of guns by his classmates, and once told Li Moyou that a man can't be a girl, not because he is not enthusiastic enough, handsome enough or funny enough, but simply because he doesn't know how to indulge in desire.

Chasing a girl should be like flying a kite, pulling from a distance, letting her fly in the sky, but not letting her fly too high. If you pull too fast, the kite will break, and if it is too slow, the kite will land.

Li Moyou felt that it was time to tell Wang Shangyuan about this theory.

Because he's almost seconds.

A spear was pressed against his crotch, a black hole muzzle was pointed at his temple, and the seemingly docile wild elf player, the staff in his hand surging with water elemental energy.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Li Moyou hurriedly came to the front and said, "He's still a child, don't mind the girls." ”

"I'm 20 years old, I'm still a child, and I don't have any cultivation at all." The wild elf girl holding the staff snorted coldly and said.

"Haha, you don't understand the girl, in front of the person you like, a man is always a child." Li Moyou teased.

"Oh, and who does he like?" Looking at the giggling skeleton in front of him, Coke Coffee couldn't help but feel interesting, put away the spear in his hand, and straightened his chest towards Li Moyou.

In the live broadcast room, a bunch of barrages popped up. Originally, because of the wonderful cooperation of the Kaede return team, the players who regarded it as an idol are now venting their firepower and jealousy with a barrage.

"Stay away from my wife!"

"Dead skeletons, they don't have eyeballs, and they're still so squinting."

Li Moyou looked at the beast player, and the other party's eyes obviously had a flirtatious charm. He's not a nymphomaniac, but he's definitely a man with a normal orientation.

So Li Moyou simply glanced at the round double mounds under his chin unscrupulously.

"You're a rascal too!" Chanchan moved the muzzle of the gun to the skull's head, and sure enough, what her mother said was right, men are all colored embryos.

"Girl, don't be so violent. No one likes this like this, so be careful that you won't be able to marry in the future. Li Moyou pressed down and pointed at his gun and said with a smile.

"I just like violence, hehe." Wang Shangyuan whispered behind him.

"Get out of the way." Li Moyou, who was angry, kicked the opponent into the stone pile with a roundabout kick.

Glancing at the pile of stones, Coke Coffee suddenly understood the origin of the loud noise just now. At the same time, several messages came from the private chat channel, indicating that he was the president of the guild.

"Those two are ruthless characters, and they just hung up the wolf totem squad of the Southern Wolf Howl."

"Try not to conflict with each other, if Chanchan hangs up once, our club will be noisy by her mother."

Coke Coffee smiled bitterly. She understands that this girl named Chanchan has a complicated family background, and has lived in an ivory tower since she was a child.

This is a game.,In reality, no one will be obscene because of flirting.,And in the game.,I don't know how many girls are forced to delete the game and not play by the so-called idiots.。

Most people don't have any intention of speculating with the worst malice when they look at others. You can't have the intention of harming others, but you must have a great desire to guard against others. After thinking for a while, Cola Coffee turned off the sniper's muzzle and said to Li Moyou with a smile: "Everyone is in the game, each other is a competitor, I think now is not the time to chat, let's continue to play." ”

"Makes sense." Li Moyou nodded, there is still about an hour before the end of the game, and maybe the situation can be saved.

"Hmph, we're the first to decide." Chanchan arrogantly held her small chest, and the black leather armor reflected her figure like a bud.

The big eyes of the water are like the clear sky after the wind and rain. A willful little mouth, slightly lightly picked. Wang Shangyuan got his head out of the stone pile, and he was stupid.

"Look at what you see." Chanchan scolded, but this scolding didn't sound angry. After all, girls still like others to recognize their beauty.

"First? Could it be that there will be two firsts in this game? There was a strange accent of Portuguese in his ears, because the game has its own language translation module, so Li Moyou could understand what the other party said.

Chain mail, green cloak, standard flywheel and short crossbow, carrying a large black iron box. Three Brazilian players walked through the stone forest and came to the people.

"It's a robin." Zheng Junmao sat on the studio and said, "The other two teams should be careful now, after all, robin is a real professional team, and they are fully capable of sweeping away the other five without damage." ”

"Is the professional team so scary?" Xu Meng asked puzzled, she felt that the strength of the Fenghui team was already unattainable, could it be that the robin was even stronger?

"Never underestimate the professional team." Zheng Junmao said with a serious expression: "What is a profession, a profession is a profession." A football genius can't get on the professional pitch without professional training. It's true of football, it's true of competition, and it's true of esports. Amateur and work are two completely different concepts. ”

"What's more, Omar, the captain of the robin team, is a genius in the first place."

Zheng Junmao is an older generation of e-sportsmen, and in order to promote the influence of e-sports in the world, he can be said to have dedicated his youth, so he has his own belief in "professional e-sports".

"Pretty girls, in terms of beauty, we are not opponents, but in terms of competition, you ......" The captain of the robin team shook his index and middle fingers and said.

Shaking the middle finger of the index finger is a sexually suggestive insult in esports competitions. Originating from an American team, they are best at expressing sensitive words through body movements and using psychological tactics to provoke opponents.

"Let's compare!" Although she didn't understand the meaning of this gesture, Chanchan was still very annoyed, and no one had ever dared to look down on her.

Seeing this gesture, Li Moyou's bones wrinkled, this gesture as a foreign product, after a long development in the national uniform, has been extended to the meaning of "grass mud horse".

"Hmph, we've caught more than fifty, what about you?" Chanchan proudly patted her sniper rifle and showed that her marksmanship was good.

"Oh, that's awesome." Omar said in Portuguese: "So since you are so powerful, shall we raise the ante?" ”

"Bets?"

"Yes. If you win, I'll give you this precious box of demonic bullets. Omar pulled out an elaborate magazine and continued: "If you lose, just have a meal with us." ”

Frost Star, Gold Tier (non-enhancement), 12/12 Magazine, a magic bullet that replicates the Frost Nova spell, hits the target, dealing terrifying elemental damage and frost to the target.

"Okay, that's a deal." Chanchan shouted regardless of the constraints of the wild elf girl behind her.

"Can we participate in this bet?" Hearing the bet of accompanying his sister to dinner, Wang Shangyuan jumped over.

"Of course, what are you betting on?"

"Bet on this." Li Moyou took out a huge night pearl, which was a souvenir given to him by Xiao Taohong when he left Menes.