Chapter 15 Problem Solving
The tavern was still full of people, and as soon as Dabao entered the door, he heard Rodba's loud shout, walked directly to him, and sat down next to him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Rodba, who was talking energetically, found Dabao, patted Dabao on the shoulder excitedly, and shouted: "Big brother is here, I haven't seen it stronger and stronger for a few days." ”
Dabao almost fell off the chair after being photographed, and said with a grudge on his face: "Brother Rodba, it's too heavy, I think the blacksmith in the whole camp can stand you." ”
"Hahahaha!" There was a burst of laughter around, and Rodba also sat down in a daze, shouting loudly for Xiao Er to drink to hide his embarrassment.
Dabao greeted several others. The female mage Qiao Rena glanced at Dabao a few times, frowned, and said, "Shouldn't you have upgraded again, and strengthened your strength." ”
Dabao gave a thumbs up and praised: "Sister Qiao Ruina's eyes are insightful, and she can't hide anything from you." ”
Jorina said angrily, "Didn't I tell you to level up slower last time?" Sooner or later, something is going to go wrong with you. ”
Rodba also reacted at this time, and said stupidly: "I heard from a few friends a few days ago that there is a druid who is going crazy about leveling, it won't be that you kid." ”
Dabao smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe, it's not that serious, isn't it good for me." Several people next to him looked at Dabao in surprise, as if looking at a monster, it turned out that the legendary person in the past few days was really him.
Jorina was really frightened by Dabao, but she opened fire on Rodba: "You stopped me from talking last time, otherwise Dabao wouldn't have almost gone mad." ”
Rodba didn't dare to squeak this time, so he could only raise his glass and drink wildly.
After Jorina finished training Rodba, she then said to Dabao: "Dabao, our upgrade is to absorb the vitality and energy of monsters, it is not without side effects, there are some monsters left in it, if we can't get rid of it in time, accumulate too much, it will have a great impact on our sanity." Especially people who have been fighting non-stop have a strong sense of killing in their brains, so the impact is greater. Like you, it only took a little more than a month to rise to level four, which is really too fast. ”
"So how do you get rid of it?" Dabao asked, this was what he was most concerned about.
Qiao Rena said: "First of all, we must make a plan, for example, if you have just received the inheritance, you will have to stop and rest after a week of fighting, and the time must not be long. Secondly, you must completely relax your emotions first, such as finding friends to drink and chat, and when your mood is completely calm, you can find a hobby to cultivate your self and purify your spirit, when you recall the most thrilling battles before, when your emotions do not fluctuate at all, the monster consciousness is almost cleared. ”
"I see, what are your hobbies? Can you teach me?" Dabao was happy now.
Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Rodba couldn't bear the loneliness and said, "What kind of hobbies, just do some strange things, it's okay if I don't have a hobby." ”
Jorena said: "Don't listen to him, this barbarian is born with a pure heart, and he is not affected at all. And he eats when he opens his eyes, and sleeps when he closes his eyes, that is his greatest hobby, as long as he does it every day in the camp, we are the most relaxed for him. However, others can't learn it. ”
At this point, the Assassin, who had been silent, took out some gold coins and said, "This is my hobby. With that, she put a gold coin on the table, and stacked it up one by one.
The paladin also said, "I like to play the piano when I am fine, and Jorina is best at tea ceremony. ”
With a bang, the Assassin Berry's stack of gold coins fell down, she sighed, and said: "The most envious is Amazon, the sport of archery is very self-cultivation, and it can fit with their combat skills." Necromancers are good at carving, anyway, they are surrounded by skeletons, and I heard that bone carvings are quite valuable in places where things are there. I don't know about the druid, could it be a variety of flowers, raising chickens or something? Those things are the favorite things of the old people, and the druids seem to be premature. ”
"Damn! Unexpectedly, this Berry is not big-chested and brainless, but has a big brain! Dabao secretly slandered in his heart.
But this girl dares to make fun of herself, but she can't lose face. Last time, he was ridiculed by a barbarian, and it was very unhappy for Dabao, who regarded himself as the inheritor of a 5,000-year-old civilization, to find a powerful way to suppress them this time. Helplessly, although the memory in Dabao's mind is very clear now, there is really no material in it.
Just when Dabao was racking his brains to think, it was Berry's words that reminded him, and Dabao suddenly had a flash of inspiration: This self-cultivation is not just to be patient and not impatient, and it is really something that the elderly do. In the past, the neighbor uncle often did either fishing or tai chi, although Dabao couldn't look down on it, but now it has become a lifesaver. Let's not talk about fishing, it's a normal sport, but you have to have water. But Tai Chi is different, it is the essence of Chinese culture, broad and profound, which can not only cultivate the body but also strengthen the body, and it will not kill you.
I silently thanked my ancestor in my heart, and Dabao, who was in a good mood, also burst into tears, and said to Berry: "Little lady! My method is a martial art that has been passed down by my ancestors for 5,000 years, men can strengthen their waists and kidneys when they practice, and women can enlarge their breasts and buttocks, which is really a stunt that shocks the gods and demons. I just forgot about it before, but now that I start practicing, it will definitely solve the problem. ”
When Berry saw Dabao teasing himself, his chest trembled with anger, as if he was going to break the leather armor, which made Dabao feast his eyes again.
At this time, Rodba hurriedly said: "Sounds interesting, can I learn?" Their methods were so boring, like Berry's stack of gold coins, I didn't dare to gasp for breath for fear of being hit by her. Amazon's archery is even more outrageous, pulling out the bow and not shooting for a long time, and killing a person. ”
Dabao didn't dare to teach Rodba, and this buddy's understanding was afraid that he wouldn't be able to learn it until he died, so he joked: "You can't learn martial arts, it's easier to learn fishing." ”
The people next to him knew Rodba very well, and they all laughed when they heard Dabao say this, which can be regarded as revenge for Dabao who was ridiculed by him last time.
Dabao's cognition of Taijiquan, in addition to the old people in the park and TV dramas, is mainly a book that he bought after watching martial arts dramas when he was a child, which contains an introduction to Taijiquan and an illustration of 24-style Taijiquan. I haven't practiced Dabao, and I don't know if it will work.
Berry smiled and asked, "Can you really enlarge breasts and buttocks?" ”
Dabao put his hands on his chest, moved up and down, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, how about this action, squeezing will always be big." Before he finished speaking, a cup smashed head-on on Dabao's face.
Jorina was still relatively steady, and she asked, "You kid is bragging, you can't be careless about this." ”
Dabao kept it secret, of course, he had to perfunctory: "There are so many methods, I am not stupid, just learn the same." ”
Jorena said, "You are different from us, after all, you have shown signs of going mad. If you have a disease, you can cure it, prevention is not a way, you should go to Lord Akara tomorrow to take a look. ”
"Listen to you, listen to you." Dabao said as he and Rodba put together a drink.
The time with friends is always happy, and after a while of eating, drinking, and fighting, Dabao returned to the hotel and fell asleep contentedly.
Early the next morning, Dabao arrived at Akara's tent. Regardless of how many people were around, Dabao lay down in front of Akara, pounding the ground with his hand while crying: "Lord Akara, I'm about to go mad, I'm dying, save me, save me!" ”
Dabao's emotional performance, the people around him were full of sympathy for Dabao, and they all said: "Lord Akara, please help this young man." ”
Akara smiled slightly and said to Dabao, come in with me. Then he turned and walked into the tent.
Dabao secretly made a successful gesture and hurriedly followed Akara into the tent. This is the result of Dabao's careful consideration, the news that he almost went crazy has already spread, and if he doesn't come for help, it's like no one else, isn't it clear that he tells others that he has a problem! just took this opportunity to solve the matter of the corpse being on fire, so there was this pompous performance.
When the two of them stood still in the tent, Akara said lightly: "Young man, it's just the two of us, put away your little tricks." ”
Dabao was stunned and said, "Lord Akara, what do you mean by your words?" ”
Akara said: "Although you were crying very sad outside just now, you didn't show your fear and anxiety, especially your expression, which is slightly exaggerated, and your acting skills need to be improved." ”
Dabao's face was straight, as if he had just been sad and painful to others. Originally, he knew that he couldn't hide it from the old man Jing Lakala, not to mention that he had to ask someone to do something, so he smiled and said: "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and I just have a reason to do it." ”
Seeing that Dabao had a correct attitude, Akara spoke again: "You kid did the recent uproar about the mutant corpse getting angry, you are also here for the core matter, the performance just now is to confuse the people of the El family, right?" ”
Seeing that the trick had been exposed, Dabao hurriedly sent a big fart: "Lord Akara is worthy of being the great leader of the Rogge camp, and the good example of the Rogers, I really can't hide anything from you." ”
As a priest of Roger, Akara's ability to fool people is even more proficient in the little tricks of the big treasure, but it is useless.
Akara said: "Although the camp is full of your legends, but I don't feel any signs of you going crazy, I guess you have experienced some things, and your spirit has been strongly stimulated, so you will behave abnormally." Otherwise, if you have only been exercising for more than a month, then the spirit of our profession is too fragile. ”
Dabao thought about it, and there was some truth, he still had a talisman to absorb the soul, and the residual monster consciousness in the absorbed vitality and energy should be less, it seems that he is really a false alarm, but this is good, at least it is a wake-up call.