Chapter 24: Accidents
"Oops! This, this Qin Road is also weak! Is this wilting? ”
The male and female commentators on the stage are newcomers to the company, and they don't seem to have seen a big scene, one only makes a fuss, and the other stammers. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The female commentator was even more restrained, looking at the small cards in her hand from time to time, and said, "Uh, yes." In addition to the casual cultivation accident in the game, the eight major sects can learn at most during the Qi training period, uh, three spells. If you add the derivative spells of the Dao Book on the Dao Book column, it is a total of four spells. Everyone, as we all know, there is no output from the Mingwang Temple, the purification of sentient beings, chirping crookedly, and the Buddha's light shining brightly. The rejuvenation of the earth of the Flower God Palace, the rain and dew, and the Shennong thaumaturgy to identify medicinal herbs, there is no output. But, but ......"
At this time, the male commentator saved the scene, and said haha: "Sister Sheng, don't introduce the skills of the sect, it's almost over!" That Qin Lu is about to lose! ”
At this time, players outside the field could see that only one-third of the Qin Lu blood bar trapped in the pagoda was left, and at this time, the mana of the peony was still sufficient.
Just when everyone thought that Peony was winning the game and winning the first victory, the male commentator suddenly shouted: "Quick, look behind the flower language peony!" That Qin Lu is a good chicken thief! ”
The players were startled by the sudden scream, and they scolded before looking behind Hua Yu, and couldn't help but laugh.
I saw that the first little civet cat that Qin Lu Chu threw out that split half of his blood was already jumping behind the peony at this time, and the second split civet cat that fell next to the peony was moving the ground, accompanied by the cute cry of 'squeak, squeak', and crawled towards the peony with a hard face.
But looking at its speed as slow as a turtle racing a snail, I am afraid that it will not be able to climb to the feet of the peony after three years.
“66666666……”
"This is similar to the trick of pulling illusions to deceive opponents after the doppelganger in the past!"
"It's really witty to deceive the enemy like this! Tip a wave! ”
"Hahaha! That peony is still too young! But also, Peony is a management talent, not a combat specialist, and it is understandable that he does not understand these little tricks! ”
"Sister Peony is so stupid! I can't wait to know her! ”
"Ahhh Sister Peony is still proud! Don't laugh! The first life of Huayu's reputation was ruined on Sister Peony! Sister Plum Blossom, come back soon! Without you, we would be disgraced and thrown into the outer universe! ”
"The two can be said to be a weak chicken showdown! But just as exciting! ”
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On the beach, the peony suddenly felt that the wave was stable, took out the mirror, and narcissistically ...... Shine it up!
Suddenly, the players and the audience laughed!
The next moment, the little civet cat that split half of the blood jumped on Peony's body and exploded instantly!
The peony blood bar was empty, and he appeared outside the field with a confused face, holding a mirror and not knowing what was going on!
It's a bit of a bit of a 'who am I, where am I, who is beating me .jpg'.
"Congratulations to Qin Lu, the senior brother of Mingwang Temple, for his victory!" The male commentator slapped the table and shouted excitedly. He also rushed out of the commentary platform, ran over to a piece of paper and a pen on the ground, and said to Na Qin Lu: "Emperor of Character! I'm about to confess in the near future! Give me strength! ”
At this time, Qin Lu's face was not very happy, he took a pen and paper to sign his name, wrote three 'F's casually, and bowed solemnly to the audience, saying: "Friends, brothers of Mingwang Temple, I'm sorry!" The baby is crying, I'm going to feed! We'll see you soon! ”
After saying that, the person dispersed into white light and went offline!!
"The baby is crying, I am going to feed? What the heck? ”
"Run away after pretending, it's really exciting!"
"233333, this Qin Road is really wonderful! I dared to say hard to Goddess Zhao just now, and now I have to say that I am going to feed the peony again! Simply so! ”
"Hahaha, I respect you for being a strong man! Even running away without a fight is so fresh and reasonable, I accept this wave! ”
"Cut! If you don't dare to fight, don't dare to fight, what excuse to make! Despise such people! This kind of person can still be a senior brother of the sect, and he is not as good as the Bodhi Emperor! There are so many silly beeps in Myongwangji! ”
"Have you seen that Qin Lu wrote 'FFF' for the commentary, looking at the male commentary with a sad face, I really laughed to death!"
At this moment, the system advertised: "Since the senior brother of Mingwang Temple 'Qin Lu' has been offline and abstained, except for the senior sister of the Flower God Palace 'Flower Language', all other players in this round will get one point!"
The face of the flower god Peony collapsed again.
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Offline, Qin Lu answered Sister Hua's phone with a frown, and heard Sister Hua's slightly choked voice: "Qin Lu, can you come to the court?" ”
"Is something wrong? Don't worry, I'll be right over! Qin Lu opened the video, he had never seen Sister Hua so flustered, and hurriedly comforted softly.
So saying, he got dressed, straightened his appearance, and rushed out of the door.
"The old guys of the Li family took photos of me and you, and they used this as an excuse to file a temporary court with the court to directly deprive me of custody! Hurry up! Over there, Sister Hua was already covering her mouth and trembling, and Qin Lu could see her tearful eyes with her weakness.
"Okay, wait for me! Don't panic now! No matter how much effort the Li family uses, there will definitely be a process on the court's side, and there is also the final machine judge review, Xiaojing is not so easy to be snatched away by them! Moreover, Xiaojing is thirteen years old this year, according to the law, she already has the preliminary right to choose her personal freedom, and the judge will also consider her opinion, rest assured! ”
"Well, okay! I see, be careful! Then the people of the Li family may make a trick! ”
Tricks?
As soon as the words fell, Qin Lu sensitively sensed that there was a biting chill in the left rear!
Without hesitation, Qin Lu pounced to the front of the right, dodging the silver light stabbed from the left rear!
With a 'jump', Qin Lu smashed into a speeding red sports car, and he immediately felt pain.
The windows of the sports car rolled down, and the exploding girl with a cigar in her mouth stepped down and scolded, "Are you sick?" If it weren't for the good performance of my car and the rapid deceleration, you would have died a few hundred meters ago! Oh my God, don't you want to touch porcelain? ”
Qin Lu saw that he was holding his chest at this time, and he only felt that his ribs seemed to be cracked. At this time, his afterglow caught a glimpse of the homeless man who had just assassinated him and still refused to let him go, and walked towards Qin Lu.
"Be careful! The man has an automatic bayonet! Seeing this, Qin Lu couldn't help but raise his hand and shout at the man.
When the woman heard this, she turned her head away.
At this time, the homeless man actually took off his pants, revealing the indescribable thing, and walked straight towards Qin Lu.
But to his surprise, the girl did not cover her face and scream and walked away, but flicked the cigar on her mouth, shook her head and said: "It is already a crime to expose the reproductive organs of an underage girl!" Then I'm not guilty of self-defense! ”
As she spoke, she took the cigar off her mouth and pressed it three inches below the homeless man's navel.
Then, a blue electric current shot out and struck the homeless man.
Seeing that the homeless man rolled his eyes, covered the **** and collapsed to the ground, and the yellow liquid was still flowing out, Qin Lu's third leg couldn't help but shrink.
The wolf-tooth military anti-bandit DC high-voltage pulse stun gun can instantly subdue all carbon-based creatures!
This girl is too violent, too ruthless! It is estimated that the third limb of this homeless man has been scrapped and can no longer be lifted!
But, girl, well done!
"Hey, are you alright? Do you want me to take you to the hospital first? But if you're a fugitive and want to do something kidnapping for ransom or something, don't blame this girl for being rude! At this time, the girl came over and said to Qin Lu.
Seeing her skillfully playing with the electric shocker, Qin Lu shook his head silently, painfully removed it from the front cover of the car, and begged: "Friend, send me to the big court first, I have something urgent!" ”
"Alright! This girl is also a good thing today! The girl helped Qin Lu to sit in the passenger seat, and then she went back to the driver's seat and instructed the car: "Phoenix, turn on the flight mode and go to the big court." ”
"Yes, Miss!"
As soon as the voice of the car came out, the girl raised her hand and went out of the window, shot the homeless man lying on the ground again, and said casually: "It's okay now, Phoenix let's go!" By the way, report to Skynet. ”
This understatement shot made Qin Lu feel cold, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this girl is too strong!
He likes it, though! At this time, he turned on the phone again and comforted Sister Hua: "Sister Hua, I'm fine!" Waiting for me! ”
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Seeing this phoenix car flying off the ground, Qin Lu was no longer calm!
Although the current technology can allow earthlings to explore the galaxy with great difficulty, and also realize the ideal of hovering cars in the sky, ordinary sports cars can go to the sky but they were developed by the Federation the year before last!
This car is worth at least a billion!
Another local tyrant!
However, fortunately, he is a local tyrant, otherwise there may be an accident on the way to the Grand Court! He might even lose his life!
The Li family had been covering the sky with one hand for a long time, and it was difficult for Qin Lu to think of what means they would use against him. Although rebirth seems to have given him a sixth sense that can sense danger, but when it comes to a sniper rifle or something, this sixth sense is still useless.
Within a few minutes, Qin Lu saw the unique balance sign of the Grand Court.
"Thank you!" After landing, Qin Lu said a word to the girl, and hurriedly ran into the courthouse.
The girl thought about it and followed, but was stopped by the doorman.
The girl showed her ID, and the doorman immediately gave a military salute to let the girl go.
At this time, Qin Lu finally saw Sister Hua sitting on the steps, and in the distance was the arrogant Li family, as well as the Li Mingxin who Qin Lu hated the most.