At this time, Qin Dashou teased the elementary school girl again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Dashou: "Wow, isn't this Sister Xiaolan, where are you going?" ”

Xiaolan: "It turned out to be Senior Qin Dashou, I went to the library for morning self-study." ”

Qin Dashou: "Oh, Sister Xiaolan is really serious about studying, then go back to the dormitory." ”

Xiaolan: "Okay, goodbye, senior." ”

"Goodbye, goodbye." Qin Dashou waved his hand.

After Xiaolan said goodbye to Qin Dashou, she jumped into the dormitory building.

Seeing Xiaolan enter the dormitory building, I also want to go back to the dormitory, but Qin Dashou, the disaster star, is blocked at the door of the dormitory building, how can I get in? I thought about it for a moment, and suddenly a person came to mind. And this person is none other than Aunt Zhu, the dormitory administrator of our No. 5 girls' dormitory building, that is, the dormitory manager aunt who we usually call her an old witch in the back.

I flipped through my phone, searched carefully in the phone book, and soon found the phone number on duty in dormitory building No. 5, and then I dialed it.

Me: "Hey, are you Aunt Zhu?" ”

Aunt Zhu: "Yes! I am the dormitory administrator of Residence Hall 5, who are you and what is the matter with me? ”

Me: "Great, Aunt Zhu, I'm Emily, do you remember me?" ”

Aunt Zhu: "Oh, I remember, remember." Aren't you Xiao Ai in the 323 dormitory, do you have something to do with me? ”

Me: "That's Aunt Zhu, when I just entered our dormitory downstairs, I saw a boy standing downstairs in our dormitory. The boy looked very lewd and hooligan, always peeping into our girls' dormitory, and playing hooligan on the girls who came in and out of the dormitory. I think it is very necessary to report to you this kind of hooligan pervert who is unethical, affects the security of our campus, and disrupts the normal life of our girls. ”

Aunt Zhu clapped her hands on the phone and praised: "Okay! Xiao Ai, it's so good that you reported this matter! Our dormitory building is originally a place of peace and tranquility, how can we let a little pervert stir it up? Besides, we're not idle eaters, so I'm going out and clean up that daring bastard boy. ”

Me: "Great, Aunt Zhu, you deserve to be the person I admire the most in this school!" ”

Aunt Zhu: "Xiao Ai, thank you for reporting this matter to me, if someone sues the Academic Affairs Office, my bonus this month will definitely be gone, and maybe my salary will be deducted." ”

Me: "You're welcome, Aunt Zhu." ”

I smiled slightly, hung up the phone, and hid my fame and fame.

Qin Dashou, a hooligan scum, didn't know that the danger was slowly approaching him, and at this moment, he was still talking to girls coming in and out with a relaxed and happy face.

Qin Dashou: "Hey, isn't this Yanyan, we haven't seen each other for a few days." ”

Yanyan let out a silver smile: "Haha, isn't this Qin Dashou, what are you doing here?" ”

Qin Dashou: "Of course, it's when our family is beautiful." ”

Yanyan: "Squeak, you have a deep love for her, is she so good?" ”

Qin Dashou smiled: "It's for sure, but there are some places that are not as good as you, for example. . . Hey. Saying that, Qin Dashou, the bastard, looked at Yanyan's chest.

Yanyan's face turned red: "Bah, I hate it, it's a stinky rascal." Yanyan covered her face and ran shyly into the dormitory.

I looked carefully around the corner and gritted my teeth hatefully: "Stinky scum! Stinky rascals! Shameless and indecent, shameless! ”

At this moment, a roar came from inside the dormitory: "Which deadly bastard kid is disturbing the security of the dormitory at the door of the girls' dormitory?" ”

Then I saw the old witch with a broom in her hand, and hurried out. The fat and bloated figure stood at the door of the dormitory, and he was a doorkeeper.

After Qin Dashou saw the old witch, he was so frightened that he jumped up directly. He quickly covered his face with the plastic bag containing the morning in his hand, so that the old witch could not see his face clearly.

Old Witch: "It's you again!" You're just covering your face, and I know who you are! With such a tall figure, who else would you be if you weren't Qin Dashou?! ”

After Qin Dashou was exposed, he had to take the clinker bag that was blocking his face from his face, and then smiled: "Hello Aunt Zhu, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are really getting younger and younger, and you are getting more and more beautiful." ”

Old witch: "Stinky boy, don't pat me on the back, I won't eat this!" What is the purpose of running to the girls' dormitory all the time? Are you planning to seduce a girl from a good family again? ”

As the old witch spoke, she dragged her broom and walked towards Qin Dashou.

Qin Dashou saw that something was wrong, so he pulled up his legs and ran.

The old witch was panting after him, and cried out, "Let me catch you, and see that I don't break your legs!" ”

Qin Dashou turned his head back as he ran: "Hehe, Aunt Zhu, you are too fat, I'm afraid it will be a little difficult to catch me." ”

"Stinky boy, huhuhu~ You stop me!" The old witch roared.

I slowly stuck my head around the corner, and when I saw that the two of them had run a long way out, I swaggered out, and hummed a little tune and hopped towards the dormitory door.

When I returned to the dormitory, I found that Zhuang Xiaoqian had woken up, and she was playing with her mobile phone on her back on the bed at the moment. There was no one on the ghost's bed, and it was neatly made.

I asked, "Qianqian, I'll bring you back early, what about the ghosts?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoqian saw that I came back early with it, so she immediately got off the bed, grabbed a glass of bean juice and put it in her mouth: "The ghost should have washed it away, when I woke up, I didn't see her." ”

After hearing Xiaoqian's answer, I opened the door of the dormitory, and then shouted into the corridor: "Hey, ghost, where did you go, I brought you breakfast back, hurry up and eat, if you don't eat, it will be cold immediately." ”

I only heard a weak voice coming from the scrubbing room: "Oh, I know, I'll go back immediately." ”

Just as I was about to close the dormitory door, a voice came from next door: "Oops, Amy! You're a thing, and you won't let people sleep! ”

The next door next door also shouted: "Who is this, can you be quiet and don't make noise, okay?" ”

I don't know which dormitory also yelled: "Don't make a lot of noise in public places, okay?" Do you have any quality?! ”

Suddenly, the dormitory corridor, which had been quiet for a while, immediately turned into a noisy and chaotic scene. I swallowed hard and was so frightened that I quickly closed the door to my dorm room. Then I picked up the meat bun and took two bites hard, so as to suppress the shock and relieve my weak inner emotions.