Chapter 501: Chewing Demon Island (7)
"Speaking of this dynasty, there is a reckless person, surnamed Miao Dai, known as David. Muirs ...... "I don't feel it, this first sentence comes out...... It doesn't sound like a human being.
"What the hell...... "Trace" said the trace, "foreigners...... That should be the surname Muirs name David, what is the surname Miu name Dai? Is it just for the sake of making a fool of yourself? ”
Jue Ge's narration continues: "...... Nai is a young police detective Yesyes, and he has a good wife named Tracy. Since his transfer, Muirs has become a new partner, named William. Somerset. This man was nearly sixty years old, and he was born black as coal, and he was an African-American ......"
"Isn't this nonsense...... Of course, the black face is as black as charcoal......" said the trace.
“…… Nasamoset, with great talent and wisdom, is about to retire from the police in seven days. On a rainy day, Muirs met him at the scene of a crime, only to see a fat corpse sitting dead at a table in a burrow, his face buried in the sauce. On the wall behind the refrigerator, there is a message - gluttony. ”
"Hey! What is it? The plot looks familiar! "Although there is an "uncle" in Uncle Wastewood's name, he is actually in his early thirties, strictly speaking, he is still an otaku, as a person with a lot of time, he has watched a lot of old movies, so when Feng Bujue talked about this paragraph, Uncle Wastewood quickly heard the clues......
"On the second day, a gold medal litigator was found tragically dead in the office, blood splattered five steps, and the word 'greed' was written in the ground...... "Brother Jue continued.
After saying this, Honghu couldn't help it, and complained: "Are you going to retell the movie "Seven Deadly Sins" from beginning to end with an eight-screen tone......
"Don't interrupt the audience over there." Feng Bujue stopped and said to Honghu in an impatient tone.
"That's it! Don't be verbose! If you don't want to hear it, stay away. Lesend, who was sitting on his knees, also glared back at Honghu in protest.
"Huh...... Hehe......" The corners of Honghu's mouth twitched and he laughed dryly, "Okay, since you are Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai......"
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In the next half hour, Feng unconsciously added oil and vinegar, opened his brain, and created "Eight Screen Versions of Seven Deadly Sins" in a colorful way.
After he finished speaking, the system prompt also sounded [Side quest completed], and the prompt in the quest bar also changed to [Describing the Seven Crimes to Satisfy "Hunger" Lesend, Current Progress 7/7] and was ticked.
At this time, Tianmai and Lesende were sitting in the same posture (that is, sitting on the playground during the sports meeting of elementary school students), looking at Brother Jue with great interest. As the story came to an abrupt end, they put on an unfinished expression......
And Honghu was leaning against a big tree next to him at this moment, and read in a slightly surprised tone: "I actually listened to ......" In fact, he wanted to conduct reconnaissance in the vicinity just now, but he was unconsciously attracted by Brother Jue's voice, and he heard it until the end.
"Uh--although it's not a made-up story, it's really admirable to be able to tell this kind of Cheng dù." Uncle Waste Chai commented while spitting a cigarette.
Traces continued: "Anyway, we don't need to contribute, and we don't judge us to play negatively, just watch Duan Bai's play......"
"Ah...... It's been a long time since I've tasted crime, and I've almost forgotten about it...... The taste of freshness. After a few moments, Lesende stood up and let out a long breath, "This should be enough for me to last a hundred and eighty years." ”
"You can see it...... Your life is quite scarce. Feng Bujue said with empty eyes.
"That's right......," replied Lesend, "what pastime can a prisoner have in prison?" ”
Feng Bujue keenly caught something from the other party's words, and he continued: "Oh...... Are you also a prisoner? He paused, "Then let me ask you, do you know a guy named 'Samodir'?" ”
"I'm not obligated to answer you, human." Lesende looked at Jue Ge and said, "On Chew Demon Island, everything is a transaction. He stood up, his voice becoming very cold, "I will keep my promise......" he said, and he reached out and handed his axe to the trace, "You'd better not cross the line...... "lest I change my mind." ”
"Hmm...... It's all said and done......" Feng Bujue said in his heart, and in the next second, he turned his head and glanced at Honghu.
And Honghu also quickly glanced at Brother Jue. At this moment, both of them knew that the side reward of "Faith Westen" was their last chance to get information from Lesend, and this NPC would not give any other useful information.
"Damn...... It turns out that this axe can't bring out the script. At this time, the trace department had already held the axe, which was more than a meter long, in his hand, and saw the description of the item.
[Name: Trash-talking dryads must die]
[Type: Weapon]
【Quality: Excellent】
[Attack: ??? 】
[Attributes: None]
[Special Effect: Deals fixed damage to the "Tree of Taunts", and can only deal basic damage to any other target with a normal axe]
[Equipment Condition: Choose Ediant as the Faith, cannot be traded after picking it up]
[Can I bring out the script: No]
[Notes: This axe is the legendary dwarven craftsman "Orr. All have to die". Once, he passed through a forest and encountered several "Trees of Taunt", and while these mischievous dryads had no actual means of attacking, they were extremely venomous and so hard that even a sharp weapon could only inflict minor damage on them. On that day, after being humiliated, Mr. Quan Die became angry. So, it took him two days to make this weapon that was designed to restrain the Tree of Taunts, and later ...... He also used the wood from the Tree of Taunt to create the infamous artifact, the "Mean Warframe", which of course is another story. 】
"Okay, what about our rewards?" Feng Bujue then said to Lesend.
"Here, it's yours." Lesende said, stretching out his thumb and squeezing it lightly on Jue's shoulder.
In the blink of an eye, a strange spell mark appeared on the latter's shoulder.
"And you." Lesende turned, and walked over to Uncle Scrapwood again, placing another spell mark on his shoulder.
"When you need to use it, you can just put your hands on your shoulders." Lesender added.
"Uh...... Won't you explain how this thing works and how it works? Feng Bujue asked.
"When the time comes, you'll know." Lessende replied.
"If you say it, you don't say it......" Feng Bujue muttered as he walked towards the Traces, "Hey, Traces, let me take a look at the equipment description (after the version update, the function of viewing the equipment information in the hands of teammates has been added, as long as the two of them stand closer, there is no need to hand the item to the other party to complete the operation). ”
"So...... I can ask you a question now, right? Honghu walked towards Liesende, Zhengsedao.
"Yes, as I promised." Lesende replied, "Believer in Westen, I will tell you a 'message you need to know.'" He paused for two seconds, "You're a believer in the God of Wisdom, you should know what you should ask, right?" ”
"Hmm......" Honghu hesitated slightly, and turned his head to look at his teammates.
Uncle Waste Chai remained silent, only God knows what look was under the sunglasses; The face with thick eyebrows and big eyes was always an expression, and Honghu didn't expect him to come up with anything good to build; Feng Bujue stared intently at the equipment of the trace department, it seemed that he did not intend to propose anything in this matter; And the trace just shrugged his shoulders and glanced back at Honghu, as if to say, "I don't care......"
"Then......" Honghu saw that his teammates didn't interfere with him, so he took the opportunity to speak according to his own opinion, "Please sue me...... The fastest way to reach the Temple of Faith within our means. ”
"Hmph...... It is worthy of being a wise general......" Feng Bujue heard this, and immediately read in his heart, "I didn't ask for coordinates, but asked 'the fastest way to arrive', and it also came with the premise of 'within the scope of ability'." Amazing...... On the premise of not having the assistance of [King Kong Bell], he still made a very clever choice. ”
If Brother Jue were to ask this question, he would definitely ask the same question. Although he also thought about it...... Take this opportunity to ask directly the question of "what is the way to get out of Chew Demon Island", but considering the current situation (mainly time constraints), it is obviously important to get through the difficulties of the main quest first. RS