Chapter 11: The Priest's Diary

Singles' Day on November 11, 1524 in the Brave CalendarWeather: Cloudy

My name is Yang Ping, an IT no, no, no, a trainee priest. www.biquge.info If it is said that sleeping until you wake up naturally, counting money and cramping your hands is the most perfect life for human beings, then I have already done half of it.

Ever since the other day Cracks, a talking slime, smashed the Philosopher's Stone left behind by a certain Brave Daddy, my happy life has begun. How to say, as a priest I am very busy, time is gold, time is gold!

Judging from the number of times Sui Yu opened the coffin (resurrection) in the past two days, the unlucky brothers Sui Yu and Liuyin seem to have found a way to defeat the monster. Sui Yu's talent for critical hits when attacked also seems to have given him the ability to attack and crit, and the same poor baby with six tones is also infinite Miss when she has the ability of infinite Miss. It seems that the gods of this world are still very fair (except for a certain creation god)!

Speaking of a certain creation god, I have to complain! As a member of the crossing army, did you swallow Lao Tzu's golden finger privately! Look at those traversers, which one is not NB coaxing after crossing, which one is like I am still a priest after more than two months, the key is that this priest is still a trainee!

As a member of the crossing army, except for the golden finger, the other benefits are quite high. At least the books here are all in Chinese, the words spoken by people are in Chinese, and a set of two-story chapels is also included after crossing, and now my brother is also a person with a house!

But my goddess Ye Feng, you must wait for me! When I become the richest man in the world, I will travel back and get married, don't run away with the little white face... Ahh Don't bite, don't bite there! I'm going to prepare you for today's fish right away, I know it's going to be triple, triple!

--------------- make a dividing line for the fish for the meow---------------

Let me introduce to you, this Garfield's name is meow. Don't tell me there's no Garfield in another world, anyway, Meow isn't in another world, it's also a member of the crossing army!

Anyway, I always feel that Meow is the real protagonist of this book! There is a crossing, there is a little brother (Cracked Sky Seat), someone to serve (poor me), and the most important thing is that there is terrifying combat power.

According to the words of several brave men who came to open the coffin, they encountered a cat-type monster that had been terrifying when they were grilling fish outside the village, and the terrifying cat-type monster left with the grilled fish in three or two seconds. So, you can't mess with meows!

Based on more than two months of research, I can finally confirm that I have traveled to the world of Dragon Quest. Although I haven't played this game much, the classic setting of dragging a coffin is still easy to judge, and I'm really a genius!

Although I am the sole protagonist of this book (ahhhh

Speaking of a certain summoning rice cooker, I have to complain a few words, this is obviously the world of sword and magic, why is there such a technological thing! Summoning creatures through biological genes, did I go to the wrong set!

I've done two callings so far. The first time it was very unsmooth, it summoned meow, and the second time the specific situation was a little vague, but it was also a successful summon of a talking slime (Cracked Sky Seat).

But what I want is a monster that can defeat the brave, what slime do you want, what slime do you want! That cheating father creator god actually asked Lao Tzu to become the richest man in the world and then give him all the gold coins to let me go back to earth, but you TM is the creator god! With a wave of your hand, you can expect as many gold coins as you want. I can only express my deep contempt for this brain-twitching creator god here.

During this time, I read the history of the Brave Continent again, although I am not a historian, but all the history books describe the legend of the previous generation that defeated the Demon King, the Brave K, in just two short sentences: The mysterious red-haired Brave K stepped forward and led his partners to join the torrent of history to eliminate the Demon King.

History or something is really annoying, so I'd better watch "The Secret That the Empress and the Priest Have to Say". In the taste of a 10-year-old bookworm, the author of this book travels to the earth is definitely a god-level existence at the starting point, please accept the worship of our generation.

However, the protagonist's aura still exists! It can be regarded as a mistake, the Cracked Sky Seat smashed the Philosopher's Stone and released the sealed Tiangang Disha 108 (full of slots) monster lair. From the next day, the entrance of the church was lined up with brave gods waiting to open the coffin.

Fortunately, I can step on a certain resurrection floor tile, otherwise I can just rely on the resurrection technique I learned to open the coffin of so many brave people! As the old saying goes: Get promoted and get rich, but I'm now a standard open coffin to make a fortune!

In just a few days, I've filled a box full of gold coins! This is also half of the perfect life that I said at the beginning. No matter what I say, as long as there are brave people who need to be resurrected, I will have endless gold coins!

In addition to me making a fortune in the past few days, the group of villagers in Longdong Village have also made money. Since the village is protected by a legendary hero, no monster can enter the village for half a step. In order to have a better spirit and fight with monsters, the brave men are still happy to spend a few gold coins to stay at the villagers' houses for one night.

For the brave people's shameless bad behavior of disturbing the rest of the villagers, I just want to say: please contact me! But it's a pity that the only room has been inhabited by two unlucky people, and the basement can't be opened at all.

Although I have money now, I am still far from the great goal of becoming the richest man in the world. At this rate of making money, it is impossible to become the richest man, and it seems that I have to open up a second way to make money.

Since the brave began to converge in Longdong Village, merchants have also appeared in this broken place. Those local tyrants were really domineering, and they bought all the empty houses in the village in one go. The prop shop and weapon shop are already open, and the inn and tavern are in the final stages of renovation.

Those brave men are worthy of being humanoid gold coin makers, and they don't care about spending money or anything. But I wonder why you can still burst gold coins and equipment when you fight monsters! It's obviously a different world, but did I travel into the game?

However, according to the news of those big tyrants, it seems that the church plans to send priests to Longdong Village! But I'm the priest of Longdong Village, although I'm still a trainee. This thing must be planned in advance, and it is up to you when necessary, meow!

Even though everything is thriving, that nightmare still comes up every day, and I hope it's just my delusion.

That's all I have to say, I'm going to be the richest man in the world, and you must know that an IT nerd who doesn't want to be the richest man is definitely not a good priest!