Chapter 54: I Have a Sentence Mom Sells Criticism
Faced with the question of the laughing cat, Yuzu didn't think about it, so she replied, "If you hadn't misled me, I would have won." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info With the stone, I can catch Bang Nuo's hand in the early stage, and I won't let him develop to the point of no solution at all! ā
"And you know you can catch him? What if he's conscious? ā
"Cut, consciousness is nothing more than the product of the weak to comfort themselves with failure, and it is as unreliable as the sixth sense. No matter how well he is conscious, he will not be able to develop with me. ā
"So, without my interference, you will be caught?"
"Inevitably!" Yuzu said confidently.
"You're sure you're going to be able to catch it?"
"Do you need to ask?"
"So which of you do you think is stronger?"
"Of course it's me!" Yuzu replied without hesitation.
"Then why did you lose?"
"Teammate."
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Laughing Cat found that he couldn't communicate with Yuzu, in fact, Yuzu's teammates often encounter the dilemma of Laughing Cat, in the face of this kind of guy who is confidently wrapped around his whole body with honey, Laughing Cat has no choice but to change the question: "Do you think this guy is professional?" ā
"Absolutely." Yuzu's opinion coincides with that of the laughing cat.
"Although the level of some folk masters is as amazing, the difference between the wild road and the profession is too obvious, as small as an eye position, as large as the release of skills, the difference between the two is as obvious as the sun and the moon."
"That..."The laughing cat was glad that someone agreed with him, he slowed down his speech and said slowly: "What do you think, who is this guy?" ā
Yuzu on the other end of the phone fell into a brief silence after hearing this question.
The laughing cat felt that the grapefruit on the other side was also in deep thought, the other end of the phone was quiet, no one spoke, and the laughing cat could even hear his own breathing.
His head was just pressed to the earpiece, and he felt that the reason why Yuzu had been pondering for a long time was because he already had some clues in his mind, until-
That is until he hears a clear sound of toilet flushing.
Then, I heard footsteps, the soft sound of people sitting on chairs, and then Yuzu's voice: "Ah, I just went to pee, what are you talking about?" ā
āā¦ā¦ I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I must talk about it today......" The laughing cat held the phone, and the green tendons in his hands burst out.
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After friendly negotiations between the two sides, Yuzu decided to OB this mysterious master with Laughing Cat to see if she could see any clues.
The reason why the laughing cat is OB is because he was beaten by the opposition for two consecutive games, and he is very unconvinced, and Yuzu... He's just bored and has nothing to do, so whether he plays games or watches others play, it doesn't really make any difference to him.
"Hello everyone, I'm a Pome from TTP." Because the laughing cat was still live broadcasting, he simply pulled in Yuzu's voice directly, so that the communication between them could also be heard by netizens.
With the addition of TTP's popular Heavenly Kingdom server No. 1 Jungler Pome to this live broadcast room, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room actually increased steadily when Fang Shaoyou was queuing!
As soon as the many melon-eating people who had nothing to do on the Internet heard that the two world-famous professional players, Yuzu and Laughing Cat, were actually doing live broadcasts when the New Year was approaching, they immediately flocked to it.
They don't care whether Yuzu and Laughing Cat are playing games or not, even if the two of them are chatting nonsense, there will be a group of people watching them brag and fart in the live broadcast.
"So, after you ran into him twice in a row, I fought him again?" Yuzu asked.
The laughing cat nodded.
"He has played a total of three rounds now, or is he drilling the fifth rank, and he has met three LPL pros?" Yuzu asked again.
The laughing cat nodded.
Yuzu was silent for a moment and said, "Are you dumb?" Why don't you speak? ā
The laughing cat reacted and nodded, Yuzu was invisible, so he hurriedly said: "Anyway, this guy is a bit evil, I don't believe you look at the next one, there will definitely be some popular anchors or professional players opposite him." ā
"I really don't believe in this evil!"
"If you don't believe me, let's make a bet?"
"Bet on what?"
"Bet on whether this mysterious guy's next opponent is someone we know. If not, count me as losing, and if you do, you will lose. ā
"What if you lose?"
"If you lose, how about randomly selecting an audience from the live broadcast room and giving away 1,000 bonds?"
"A gentleman's word!"
"Whip the horse!"
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"It's so boring for the New Year." Zhao Rang was lying on his back on the sofa, flipping through a comic book called "Rihe". He looked at it, turned his head to Qian Fugui and said, "Fugui, why don't you go and be killed, die, and let me have a case to break, right?" ā
Qian Fugui raised his head from the charcoal-roasted potato chips, and his mouth was full of broken potato chips, "Do you dare not say such terrible things with a casual face?" ā
"Xiong Ji, you haven't been stealing panties or tailing lately, I'm really bored."
"God, meow Xiongji! Don't just give me the name of some weird perverted gentleman bear! ā
"The rich and noble always call you, like a dog." Zhao Rang looked like I was thinking about you.
Just as the two were talking, the door to the room was pushed open by a third person.
The third man, who wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses and a hairstyle with a small flat head that could be seen everywhere, pushed open the door and found one lying on the sofa and one sitting on the bed in his room, one reading his comics as if no one was around, and the other was unscrupulously nibbling on his own snacks.
"Oh, Loudly, you're back?" Qian Fugui quickly hid the finished potato chips behind him.
"It's useless, I see it." Lu Qian said coldly.
"I told him a long time ago, you should pay attention to etiquette when you come to other people's houses, don't go through other people's things casually, it's rude-" Before Zhao Rang finished speaking, Lu Qian stepped on his stomach and said angrily: "That! You! Pour! Be! In order to! Body! Make! Rule! Yes! Bastard! ā
"All in all... When we came to your house, your mother said that you haven't come back yet, so let's wait for you in your room..."Zhao Rang explained while holding his stomach.
Lu Qian sighed and said, "Then why did you come to me?" ā
"We're just-" Zhao Ranggang wanted to say, "When you come and hang out", Qian Fugui on the side spoke, and he said while flipping his mobile phone: "Quick, turn on the TV!" ā
"What's wrong?" Lu Qian asked suspiciously, and turned on the TV at the same time.
A tiny camera-like object placed on the wall instantly projects a square screen.
"DMZ's Smile and TTP's Pome are streaming live online!"
As soon as I heard Qian Fugui say this, the other two people were energetic, and the three of them sat in front of the TV, and at this time, they happened to see the fat face of the laughing cat and the loading interface of LOL.
"Welcome to the free delivery of 1,000 bonds~" Laughing Cat looked at the lineup and ID of both sides, his eyes were smiling, and he said to the audience in front of the screen: "This time, it is the grapefruit Smile of the TTP team who will give you a thousand bonds for free~ Yuzu, do you have anything to say to everyone?" ā
"This is too evil, hey!" Yuzu's depressed voice came from the screen, "Why did we hit the anchor after the collision?" ā