Chapter 900: The Stink Bomb Incident Expands
Zidane was in his room, originally worried about how to deal with the next situation, he was worried that those Liverpool fans would retaliate after being smashed by the "stink bomb" and would curse even more fiercely, but what happened next made him a little dumbfounded.
Because there was indeed a more ruthless scolding below, but the situation behind was different from what he imagined.
"A bitch-like Spaniard, who has the ability to throw things but doesn't have the ability to speak! Get out of here, I'll hack you to death! ”
"If you don't explode your chrysanthemum today, Lao Tzu will not be a Liverpool fan!"
"Your mother and your sister slept with me yesterday and moaned under me!"
"Big Yellow Dog! Lin Yu, you bastard, Chinese Yankee! Yellow-skinned monkey! Ronaldo, you are a bastard, and your wife cuckolds you! ”
"Come on, if you have the ability, throw a garbage bag and be scared, get down!"
Listening to such scolding, Zidane was on fire, he wanted to go down and reason with these people, but he didn't expect that suddenly there was a "crackling" sound on it, and he opened the window to see that dozens of bags of different sizes were thrown down, and it was like a rain of garbage.
It's scary for humans to learn the same way, and as long as one person starts, then the next thing will be unexpected.
As a result, Zidane saw that those who were scolding suddenly all stopped, because they had no time to scold now, and their mouths were disgusted by the splashes of feces, urine and garbage, and Zidane almost wanted to vomit.
He hurriedly closed the window, not wanting to look down. If you look at it any more, he'll really be sick to your stomach.
Waited a while. The voice below was quiet, and Zidane opened the window and looked again. It turned out that the Liverpool fans, who were still very arrogant, were almost gone by this time, and in front of the hotel, a group of fierce tourists from Russia were scolding the local police, who had become angry barrels and had to start driving away the Liverpool fans.
Seeing this, Qi Da breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud: "Stinky boy, it must be a good thing that Lin Yu's stinky boy took the lead!" But it's really relieving! ”
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The whole incident only lasted about thirty minutes. But in exchange for a restful night's sleep.
Seeing the Liverpool fans scolding and leaving, Lin Yu went to take a shower, and then got into the bed, and planned to sleep well, although he had good physical strength, but it was definitely not a matter if he didn't sleep all night, and he would definitely not be able to show his original strength because of physical exhaustion the next day.
Cristiano. Ronaldo endured the churning in his stomach, looked at the empty space below, and couldn't help sighing: "The wicked really have to be the wicked to be cured." If you change me, it will definitely not work, I will never think of such a way to lose it. ”
He was actually very angry in his heart, and the words scolded by the Liverpool fans just now were too ugly, so he also followed Lin Yu's forehead and threw a few "stink bombs" down. At the time, I didn't feel anything because of my anger, but now I really feel that it stinks. It's just a stinky person, it's like this. Liverpool fans who eat those dirty things in their mouths don't know what it will be like.
Yawned. Cristiano. Ronaldo also went to take a shower and came back and fell asleep peacefully.
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It's really comfortable to sleep this night, no one is noisy, and you can't even wear earplugs, anyway, wearing earplugs still feels very uncomfortable, and it's much more comfortable if you don't wear them.
When I got up in the morning, Cristiano. Ronaldo asked Lin Yu: "Aren't you kid afraid that the boss will find you trouble?" It's a big or small thing. ”
"I'm afraid of a fart, it's not just us who threw it, so many residents upstairs have thrown it, as the so-called law does not hold the public accountable, and the police in Liverpool are at fault first, if they dare to trouble me, I will hire the best lawyer in Europe, so that these grandsons will go bankrupt and their wives will be separated!"
"You're ruthless!"
"Treat the enemy as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away the leaves!"
"Well said!"
"Huh? No, didn't you throw it away last night? Even if I take the lead, you kid won't be able to escape trouble. Lin Yu suddenly grinned.
"Then let's keep silent, no one will confess to anyone, share the blessings and difficulties!"
"Okay, don't mention this, since you have a good night's sleep, let's hurry up and have breakfast, it's time to leave for the game after breakfast!"
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It was a real buzz in the restaurant, and Ramos was bragging when the two of them got there.
"Did the brothers sleep well last night? Know who to thank? ”
"Who?"
"Of course it's me! Do you know that in order to teach the Liverpool grandsons a lesson, I did not hesitate to go to the back kitchen myself, filled two large plastic bags of garbage, and threw them away. ”
"Damn, it turned out that you threw it, it's too awesome!"
"That is, if it weren't for me, would you have been able to sleep soundly?" Ramos said triumphantly: "Those grandchildren probably won't be able to sleep all night when they go back, and they may still feel nauseous when they eat today." ”
At this time, Ramos saw Lin Yu coming over, and was about to pull Lin Yu to show off together, but Lin Yu shook his head, this kind of thing will be done, he won't go around publicizing, if he doesn't get it right, it will cause trouble.
Ramos is hot-headed, and he has to brag about it in the restaurant, and don't forget that there are a lot of reporters in the restaurant.
He moved a chair and sat down and said with a smile: "Don't listen to Ramos bragging, I saw him last night, he didn't do any fart, it was someone else who threw things, it should be another resident, this kid likes to take credit for himself!" ”
Ramos just wanted to refute, but was directly pressed down by Lin Yu.
Lin Yu lowered his voice and said in Ramos's ear: "You shout a fart, if you want to brag, you can go to the locker room and blow it again, there are many fish and dragons in this restaurant." There must be journalists in England, if they get out of the publicity. If you don't do it, you will be punished by UEFA, and it is not cost-effective. ”
"Oh. I didn't think about it that much! Ramos scratched his head, a little scared.
Fortunately, at this time, a big man from Russia with big shoulders and a round waist laughed and said: "That kid is bragging!" I'll tell you, I'm the one throwing the garbage downstairs, and those grandchildren have made me almost impotent, so it's no wonder that I don't treat them. ”
Another person continued: "And me, I've had diarrhea these days, so I just put the digested things in a condom and threw them down, hehe." ”
"Holy, you're disgusting. This is the restaurant, so I won't say anything more. ”
"Yes, yes, don't disgust ourselves."
"Damn, I can't eat anymore, go out and take a walk!"
"I can't do it either!"
Suddenly, a group of people with poor psychological tolerance all rushed out of the restaurant, not knowing whether to go out for a walk or go straight to the toilet.
But looking at Lin Yu again, this kid didn't react at all. The food is very fragrant, I really don't know how to eat this thing!
In fact, they really didn't know that a while ago there was an American drama called "The Walking Dead" that was particularly popular, and Lin Yu specially bought genuine plates from the market. Watching while eating, this is a plate that has not been harmonious, a lot of disgusting shots. But this kid is not disgusting at all, it is estimated that this is how he practiced his skills.
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Zidane slept very comfortably last night. So he woke up late this morning, when he walked to the door of the restaurant. I saw a group of people running outside with pale faces, not knowing what was going on, but as soon as I entered, I heard a few big Russian men discussing who threw things more disgusting.
His stomach churned, and finally he couldn't help it anymore and rushed to the bathroom at a speed of 100 meters.
But at the same time, he was a lot relieved, it turned out that it wasn't Lin Yu's kid who did it, if it wasn't him, then he was relieved.
But how did he know that Lin Yu didn't do it, he was just a little smarter than others, and he knew that he couldn't discuss this matter in public, even if he wanted to publicize it, it could only be publicized within the team.
And just as Lin Yu was worried, there were indeed a lot of reporters in the restaurant, yes, many, not one or two, but a dozen.
They originally bragged about Ramos, and they were secretly happy to catch the big news, but who knew that when Lin Yu appeared, Ramos actually didn't admit that he had done that kind of thing.
But the reporters who don't give up are not stupid, they don't want to believe that Lin Yu and Ramos are innocent, you must know that the Liverpool fans targeted them Real Madrid that night, they didn't do anything like that? Who believes when you say it?
So, the reporter began to make up the scene at that time, and then began to write articles, these years, reporters have long been undisciplined, in the past, the news must be authentic, but now even their own conjectures and fabrications can become news, it is simply undisciplined to the extreme.
What's more, these reporters firmly believe that last night's stink bomb incident was related to Lin Yu, Ramos, and even more Real Madrid players, and it would be a pity if this matter could not be reported.
So, in the afternoon of the same day, similar articles appeared on many well-known portals, written almost like novels, describing in detail every scene that happened at that time, and even Lin Yu tiptoed out of the room as if they had seen it with their own eyes.
I have to say that the imagination of these reporters is really rich enough, and their guesses are accurate enough, and what happened is basically the same as what they wrote, but it is a pity that such an article has no pictures, no photos, and no evidence, and the credibility has been reduced a lot, and it is difficult to attract the attention of UEFA.
However, UEFA didn't care, but Liverpool fans believed it 100%, so a huge march against Real Madrid began in Liverpool, and these people came out of their homes, waving flags and wearing jerseys, all the way to Anfield Stadium, protesting loudly as they went.
Some of Liverpool's players also believe what the site says.
"Those Real Madrid players are too much, they actually deal with our fans like that, today's game must not spare them!"
"That's right, let Real Madrid lose no matter what!"
"them!"
When the media saw that Liverpool's players and fans were so united, they actually had a strong feeling that "Liverpool has won!" ”
Many media called to ask if Zidane was true, and Zidane completely denied it.
"How can it be true, although our players were very angry last night, but they didn't do anything out of the ordinary, it was the Liverpool fans who offended the other customers of the hotel, so they were treated like that, although I can't say they deserve it, but I think those customers are also helpless."
His words not only scolded Liverpool's fans who deserved it, but also cleared up the relationship between his own team, anyway, we just didn't do it, and we didn't do it when it broke the day, even if we did, we didn't do it.
Because in the morning, the place had already been cleaned, so it can be said that there was no evidence, even if the police wanted to investigate, it would be impossible to find out, not to mention that the police were afraid that this kind of would involve themselves, so they simply turned a blind eye.
However, the more Zidane said this, the more Liverpool fans thought he was hypocritical, and even Real Madrid fans said, "Just do it, anyway, they didn't do anything wrong, those people really deserve it!" (To be continued......)