Chapter 153: Fuzhou Allure Duckling
Tsing Yi Divine Arrow is really not particular, and he used such a nasty move, I was angry, and secretly pondered, I made the first move, and I pinched his balls first.
"Forget your feelings, he's my dad." Just when my Aquila hand was already in place and was about to close my fingers, the god of falling flowers in the team channel suddenly said,
"What." I trembled, I wiped, Tsing Yi Divine Arrow is the brother "old man"?
I calmed down instantly, no matter whether what the Falling Flower God said was true or not, just said that because of the age of the Tsing Yi Divine Arrow and the name he once broke through, I don't seem to be able to use a desperate hand on him,
For a moment, my mind was racing, and the fingers that should have been closed suddenly let go, and the eagle's talons hovering between them suddenly collapsed.
"Celestial Protector."
I canceled the attack, but Chen Bodang didn't mean to stop at all, accompanied by a white light from the falling flower god, the flirtatious leg of this thing slammed into my crotch,
"Peng."
"I'll rub it."
I only felt that my crotch seemed to have been hit by a high-speed train, and the two fragile things were estimated to have become dumpling fillings, and the pain made me subconsciously take a few big steps back, and my hands covered my crotch and howled.
"Tsing Yi, have you been so ruthless." The prodigal son ran from behind, leaned down and asked, "Young man, are you...... How does it feel? ”
"It's okay, it's okay......" I said with such pain that the cold sweat on my forehead dripped to the ground,
"Dad, the forgetfulness has already stopped, why are you still fighting." The god of falling flowers also came from behind, pulled out a skill panel, and seemed to have carried out the operation of adjusting the sensitivity, and after a while, the hot pain between the legs finally dissipated completely,
"The victory is not scored, and I didn't let him stop." With a look of "brother will never be wrong" on his face, Tsing Yi Shenjian glanced at me and said, "Boy, I just want to understand now that you made so many attack gestures before to attract my attention, in fact, you have already pressed the treasure in the hands of the Sky Eagle Desperate, right." ”
"Yes." The crotch didn't hurt anymore, my whole person was a lot more relaxed, and when I heard Tsing Yi Shenjian ask, I honestly replied: "At the beginning of the battle, you were the main attacker, if I didn't waste your defensive skills, I'm afraid that no matter how many attacks I build, it would be ineffective." ”
"Oh, that's true." Tsing Yi Shenjian nodded thoughtfully: "You don't care, blindly attack, undisciplined skills bombardment, just to make me despise you, when the skills are used up, first come a death trample, let me form the illusion that you are going to attack weakly, take me to the alley, and then make a four-time combo to force me to defend, and finally you use the combination of the mountains and rivers blood eagle desperate hand...... Well, overall, the tactics are good. ”
"Thank you Tsing Yi seniors for the compliment." I said with sincere fear,
"Compliment your sister." Tsing Yi Shenjian didn't know that it was Mao, so he came up and gave me a violent shudder, and said angrily: "You said that you are the number one person in the world game, why did you disappear in the sea of people, wipe, you can't see people alive, you can't see corpses when you die, hum, if you want to die, you will die far away, and Mao will appear among the beauties of the country." ”
"This ......" I've been beaten, girl, is there something wrong with the Tsing Yi Divine Arrow,
"Look, look at what." Tsing Yi Shenjian pointed at my head with his index finger: "On the forum, have you seen the video made by my daughter, you little bastard." ”
"Dad, what are you talking about this?" When the falling flower man faced Chen Bodang independently, his face still did not change, and he said coldly: "I don't have to worry about my business." ”
"Xiao Yun, when did I take care of your business." Tsing Yi Shenjian seemed to be still very depressed, squinting at me and said, "It's just that I couldn't have imagined that the little bastard who has made you miss for so many years look like a bear, which disappoints me too much." ”
Me: "......"
"Tsing Yi, since you've lost, there's nothing to say now." The prodigal son had no root at me, and smiled lightly,
"Hmph." Tsing Yi Shenjian's face was ugly, and he said reluctantly: "Okay, even if I lose, but I don't accept it, big brother, we have said that we are two against one, you temporarily turn against the water, what is going on." ”
"Senior Tsing Yi, you won." I'm still wondering in my heart, isn't it just a PK, victory or defeat is so important,
"Shut up." Tsing Yi Shenjian's eyes widened, and saliva was about to spray on my face: "MD, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's age, at your level, I would be able to hang you in three moves." ”
Me: "......"
"Dad." may have heard the Tsing Yi Shenjian say dirty words, and there was a touch of anger in the voice of the fallen flower god: "If you have something to say, don't scold people at every turn." ”
"Heh, what's wrong with me scolding him." Tsing Yi Shenjian frowned and said: "Although I don't want to admit it, he is now my 'son-in-law', I am an elder, and it is natural to scold him." ”
"Dad,."
"Xiao Yun, don't say it." The prodigal son pulled a handful of falling flowers and played a round with a light smile: "Your father also hates iron and steel, after all, your choice of him carries not only your hope alone, but also the sustenance of this old man for the revitalization of China's virtual world." ”
"I know." The god of falling flowers glanced at me, turned his head and said, "But no matter what, my dad shouldn't scold anyone." ”
"Xiao Yun, you really don't understand Dad's hard work." Tsing Yi Shenjian snorted in distress: "Filial piety under the big stick, if I don't put a little pressure on this little bastard, how can he grow, hum, at his current level, even I and my eldest brother can't beat together, how can I expect his performance in the national war, how can I fight the group of Yankees raise their hands and surrender,." ”
"Senior Tsing Yi, it's not right for you to say that." Tsing Yi Shenjian was full of contempt for me, I was a little unhappy, and argued: "That's right, individual strength is indeed very important in the national war, but what is more important is teamwork, which is cooperation." ”
"Teamwork, cooperation." Tsing Yi Shenjian snorted disdainfully: "Then tell me, where is your team, Chixiao, Allure, Xiongguan, or the harem group composed of a group of college students." ”
My old face flushed, and I shook my head and said, "It's all ...... Not a ......"
"Then what kind of team are you tm telling me?" The Tsing Yi Divine Arrow seemed to hate to come up and kick my feet, and bared his teeth and said: "Little bastard, let me tell you, hum, if you want to enter the door of my Chen family in reality and become my recognized son-in-law, there are two things you have to remember." ”
"Senior Tsing Yi, is there any misunderstanding here?" I was shocked, and hurriedly said, "I never thought about it. ”
"Never thought of anything." The Falling Flower Man didn't wait for me to finish speaking, and two ice blades shot out of his beautiful eyes, which made me cold from my head to the soles of my feet.
"Say, I'll rub, talk and say tm half, tease Lao Tzu." Tsing Yi Shenjian jumped to his feet and scolded the street: "Say, did you never want to enter the gate of my Chen family, and you don't want to marry my daughter in reality." ”
"Definitely not." Before I could speak, the prodigal son stood in front of me and laughed: "Your Chen family's assets of 100 billion yuan, the eldest niece is as beautiful as a flower, and he is not a fool, how can he refuse." ”
"Forget your feelings, no matter what my dad says, you will agree." The god of falling flowers suddenly sent a private chat: "It's a ...... I beg you. ”
"Shhhh
I gasped, I couldn't have imagined that the high god of falling flowers would use the word "ask",
"Little bastard, do you have anything to say?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Tsing Yi Shenjian hugged his arms in front of his chest and said aggressively,
"No, no." I gritted my teeth and said,
"It's all right." Tsing Yi Divine Arrow glanced at me, and continued the topic just now: "If you want to enter the door of my Chen family in reality and become my recognized son-in-law, these two things must be done." ”
"First." Tsing Yi Divine Arrow stretched out a finger and said: "Surrender Chixiao, defeat Dragon City, defeat the Qin Dynasty, and build a team of your own." ”
I was silent, and Tsing Yi Shenjian added: "Of course, under this premise, I don't care what method you use, as long as the rules of the game allow, you have to do everything possible to become the number one master in the game, and you have to become stronger, even stronger than the drift in the world game back then." ”
"Well, do you have faith?" The prodigal son looked at me and asked with a smile,
"I try." I shrugged my shoulders,
"MD, what kind of reply is this?" Tsing Yi Shenjian was furious, and said fiercely: "Touch the crotch of your pants yourself, the thing inside is still not there, if you are there, give me a nod, this is a man, a man, if there is nothing in the crotch of the tm pants, get out of Lao Tzu as soon as possible." ”
A stream of blood rushed to his face, I am depressed, I wipe, the Tsing Yi Divine Arrow is really talking to a person who chokes to death and does not pay for his life,
"Haven't you finished touching it?" Tsing Yi Shenjian snorted arrogantly: "The first thing, can you do it." ”
"Yes." I said aloud,
"Well, if you can." Tsing Yi Shenjian smiled and stretched out two fingers: "The second thing, I don't care what method you use, even if you steal and rob, even if it is cheating, within the next fifteen months, you must be worth more than 100 million." ”
"What." I was a little stunned, and grinned painfully: "I am worth more than 100 million yuan in a little more than a year, Tsing Yi senior, you still don't know my work situation." ”
"The ducklings of Fuzhou Allure Hotel, why don't I know." Tsing Yi Shenjian pouted disdainfully,
"I'm dizzy, now that you know, you still set me such a high goal." I was about to cry: "Not to mention that I am worth more than 100 million yuan in such a short period of time, I'm afraid I won't be able to make so much money in my life." ”
"Hmph." Before the Tsing Yi Divine Arrow could speak, the Falling Flower God suddenly snorted coldly: "You are deliberately prevaricating." ”
"Dizzy, God, I'm telling the truth."
"Tell you the truth." The Great God of Falling Flowers raised his chin slightly, and said coldly: "If you don't give Su Qin 50% of the shares, the first-class restaurant will make a profit of 15w a day, and after upgrading, it will be even more profitable, and the time of one year and three months will be enough for you to accumulate 50 million funds." ”
"And." The god of falling flowers glanced at me: "How profitable your sewing skills are, you don't need me to remind you, plus some of the equipment you have swiped out of the copy, if they are all converted into RMB, I am afraid that in less than ten months, you should be a billionaire." ”
I reached out and wiped the cold sweat on my forehead, Ya, the typical housekeeper of the god of falling flowers,