During the routine chit-chat after dinner, Yuhang was instructing me on some flaws in swordsmanship......

That's right, since yesterday I ordered the fifth-level swordsmanship to defeat him LV only one, and he was completely slacked off for a long time, the kind of swordsmanship that will be suppressed no matter how much you resist, is simply desperate, with the idea of being a teacher, even if it is like a dream, I still subconsciously ask for advice on the moves that I can't figure out. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

And then suddenly the doorbell rang.

"Longsheng! You go and open the door."

Ah Zhen puffed his stomach and ordered casually. He was fed very well, and the last three food alliances have been like this, how to say that; I don't know what it means to be half-full, seven-point-full, I just know that I'm not dead yet!

"Hi Hi Hi ~~"

Longsheng Little Weak Chicken, who also eats balls, looked at all the big coffee balls present, and finally could only get up helplessly. Go open the door......

And just when we were wondering who was visiting, suddenly Long Sheng rolled back at the speed of light—

"Ahhhh~Really true~~ Yes!"

"It's me. Baby, do you miss your mother??"

「「「「！！！！」 」」」

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"Hello, I'm Xiaozhen's mother, and the dog has been taken care of by you, this is a letter."

After a standard Japanese self-introduction and a formal salute, Shin ...... No! It should be said that a mother, the multi-tailed beast-eared wife that Yuhang has emphasized many times, although there are orcs in this world, this 'multi-tailed' characteristic really makes people pay attention to it as a feature all of a sudden, and other feelings ...... In fact, it is no different from an ordinary Japanese housewife visiting her home.

"Madame Scroll, you're so kind."

Faced with this situation, I could only sit down politely and accept the gift at the same time. This is the woman...... Japanese woman.

"The child's father has already started another line and pressed enter, just call me by name, it's worry, it's worry, not a tiger's tiger. It's not a green green."

Because she was communicating with me in half-Japanese, she seemed to be writing Chinese characters very seriously.

"Worried~ Madam, right? May I ask your last name, Madam Tsui?"

Because it seems a little disrespectful to call the name directly, since it is no longer with the husband's surname, then-

"Don't be expensive, my ancestral home is a flower planter, so just call me Sister Worry......

I saw Ah Zhen make a vomiting motion at this time, which made me very embarrassed......

"Ahem! Getting back to business, I'm actually here to pick up ...... this time."

"Don't! I don't want to go back with you!"

"Why Zhen? Don't you want to be a mother? Mom said so sadly......"

"This has nothing to do with whether you want to or not, I don't want to be separated from Yu Hangni!!"

"Ma'am! I don't want to be separated from Xiao Zhen either. It's better to use the wish that Madame promised me to let Xiao Zhen be with me."

Yuhang nodded. Then he also took Ah Zhen into his arms. Saying...... What the hell is going on, for a moment I just feel like my brain is blank. And at this time—

"I'm relieved to see you like this...... Do you think I'm going to say that?!"

The real mother, who originally had a relieved expression, said that at the end, there was a sudden turn of God! grabbed Ah Zhen's ears and shouted viciously.

"Madame~"

"Lord God Emperor, please don't go too far, I promised 'you'~ a wish? …… I'm begging you, Lord God-Emperor?! You have so many concubines and friends, please raise your noble hand and let my little truth go!!"

It's a little strange that the real mother didn't look at me, Lan and Lynn when she was talking about the concubine, but it's right to think about it, it's not right to get a base. Or what does that mean exactly? How can this be so perceived?

"Why! Why Mom You Always Disagree With This~! I don't agree with that~! I don't care, I won't listen to you this time! Mom hates it the most~~. Wow~~~~~"

So the bear child mysteries, crying. Cry to death.

And according to Ah Zhen's character......

"Okay, okay, baby, don't cry, it's not a matter of principle like before, and it's not like I can't settle for second, but I have to take care of it."

Really...... So??

"Looks like I'm going to be bothering your mansion for a while. I'm sorry for the inconvenience~ I'm sorry. Can you let me stay for a while?"

True Mom spoke to me very formally, and she was very sincere. But......

I'm being treated like a hostess...... But—

"You're worried, welcome."

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What happens when the mother arrives......

First of all, she will not know where to pick up a lot of garbage from the room that you think is very tidy, wipe the floors and windows of your house as clear as crystal, and then keep nagging about what you don't have. It turned out that my cousin, who had joined the work but was not married, complained in private, but now it seems to have become a reality.

If a spearman really has two brushes, then our real mother is a woman with twelve brushes. Ten tails plus two hands, suspected of a thousand-armed Guanyin...... However, it is not a Buddhist ritual weapon that is being held, but a cleaning tool...... Sweeping all the way, in just a few tens of minutes, the entire mansion becomes golden! This is a supermother who has broken through the MAX level in housekeeping, and it is an existence that can make a temporary housekeeping aunt die of shame! This, of course, is incidental. It's mainly Ah Zhen's room, at this time he is arguing with his real mother, maybe it's a garbage thing in the eyes of his real mother, but it's a baby in his eyes......

"I don't care about this, who cares? If you fight because I cleaned up the normal little yellow book, forget it, what the hell are these!?"

I can vaguely hear the real mother roaring, and it is said that Xiao Zhen's room is indeed a typical boy's room, and there are many inexplicable things...... Some, is it typical of the boy's collection? …… Let's skip this......

In the end, it is naturally a prison sentence that is often called welfare in dramas...... I mean, you know,

"I'm tired...... It's been a long time since I've felt so tired, I'm really old......

Because of the large tonnage of the real mother (mainly the tail), when she enters the pool, almost half of the water does not come out. The large communal bath in this mansion is relatively not small, plus our ladies are preferred. So in order to save time, we women spend most of our time together, as for why there is no separate bathroom......

You may not know that the so-called typical mansion of the noble lord is actually only for the private use of the owner of the mansion or the most respected guests. As for the other subordinates, including the housekeeper, there is also a small bath used by the subordinates, all of which are baths with boiling water, showers or something, we occupy the large bath, and the men all go to the small bath at this time. Of course, the real mother actually wanted to get Ah Zhen to wash it together, but because Ah Zhen's whole person was stuck to Yuhang's body, he was not succeeded by the real mother in the end.

If you go to a public bath, there are always some little boys who go into the women's bathroom with their mothers, and this doesn't matter, I remember when I was still in Japan, a little boy innocently asked his mother, when will he go into the women's bathroom without his mother? And her mother replied with a very philosophical answer. A smile replied; When the baby wants to come in, he won't let you in. Because this answer is so classic, I still remember it vividly. And speaking of which...... If it's a girl who asks her father, how can this be broken~!!

"What happened to you in an instant? I look very unhappy. What's on your mind?"

Because my thoughts are a little hairy, plus because of habits, language and other reasons of natural closeness, several other people are also polite to the real mother but a little distant, Sena is making her face care products, similar to the face mask on the earth, once this woman is over twenty years old, she will start to throw money at her face desperately. Lynn had a rare double ponytail down and was grooming her hair, while Ran ...... Float in front of me......

"That...... It's nothing. Orchid! Don't swim in the bath! Didn't I tell you many times?!"

It's not that my eyes like to look around at the two mountains of meat floating by, and in the face of my real mother's concern, I also know that this is rude, but ......

"It's because your man suddenly became strange and anxious......

「…… Oh, yes! Yuhang, he suddenly became a lot more mature, and I don't know him anymore......

Because of the mention of the word 'Yuhang', I can feel that Lynn and Senna both pricked up their ears, and then you understand Japanese? And Lan ...... Well, underwater breath-holding is being practiced. Of course, she can't understand Japanese either......

「…… Maybe I never knew him."

I suddenly lost a little confidence, or rather......

"Maybe things aren't what you think, maybe things are what you think, with gains and losses. Maybe you should trust your heart more......

"My heart? But Ahzhen said......

"Leave it alone, as his mother,...... In fact, I have always felt that my education of Xiaozhen is actually quite a failure...... Although he is very serious about work and life, as a second generation, he is not lazy to work, delicious but not lazy, occasionally just complaining, spoiling or something. But he said that he lied and didn't make drafts, or that he was born to take the truth out of context and shirk responsibility, which is still a pervert. Ay...... Maybe it's a lack of father's love...... Before he was born, I was separated from his father, or never together...... Maybe without me stopping him, maybe he would have collected countless fathers from parallel worlds and formed a crystal palace composed of fathers. Anyway, if you like to do something about it, you may inherit his father, but I'm really drunk when my father controls it or something."

"That...... I would like to ask him, who is the father of Ah Zhen......

"Actually, you should have thought of it in an instant, yes, it's the protagonist of the very famous "Ninja"! Really pronounced, Ma Buckle Bucket, very similar to his road fight, isn't it, I called Xiao Zhen his baby for more than a thousand years, baby. Xiaobao ...... With one sentence, he set Xiao Zhen's name............ His talent for this name is really ...... To be honest, I'm actually from the Zuo Ming Party."

"Then you ......?"

"It's a long story, that's when I first crossed over, and of course, it's not that I'm nostalgic. Look at my body, in fact, I don't want to maintain this ten-tailed form, but because of the world's suppression of life level limitations, in the end, I can only develop horizontally, such as developing technology. Opening Gundam. Crowd tactics or something. But it's all about your own strength, right? In this way, now I am also suppressed, of course, I am not unable to resist, but once I resist, it will be ruined. So I'm the same, my strength is limited to the highest level in this world, which is level one hundred and fifty, but because the ten tails are characteristics, each of my tails can be level one hundred and fifteen. The combined combat power in this way is the most suitable for running around the world. And back then...... Young, I always feel that the guy who crosses me without being crossed is not at ease, so I can be regarded as the first hanging of the cultivation in the shadow - the multiple shadow clone technique. So naturally there was some interaction with the child's father, maybe it was my closeness or something, but when I had fulfilled my goal, I went into retreat. The mastermind behind the crossing is still there, how can I go and fall in love with the little hairy boy?! In the end, it's ridiculous.,I almost made a joke about dying with the original god.,By mistake, I went to cross again.,That's the world of "Empty Track".,Later, it developed into the period of the country of shadows.,I jokingly used the moon reading illusion to trick Da Laipi.,Let him think he has crossed into "Infinite Horror". Do you know the book "Infinite Horror"? Maybe that's the reason why I'm getting this main god space now. It's been a long time in the blink of an eye......

I couldn't interject, I could only quietly listen to my mother's nostalgia for the past. Say something I understand, and something I don't understand.

"That...... And then?" I subconsciously urged.

"Later...... I learned about the plot of the blue track, etc., and completely ignited the divine fire. When I return to the world of shadows, I will leave behind the ...... I mean, actually, when I first crossed over, the race was gelatinous monsters, which were slimes. The kind of monster that splits and shapes! Anyway, it's a physical clone developed by combining racial talent and shadow clone ninjutsu.,In short, one of the two clones I left behind is pregnant...... I'm going back late, I'm probably pregnant...... I didn't know it at the time, so I took back the doppelganger, and then I got pregnant......

"He~he......"

I laughed dryly, not that I hehe, but that I was really hehe when I said that this kind of doppelganger is pregnant, and the main body gives birth to a child......

"The plot is bloody, you know?! When he meowed, I accepted the memory of the doppelganger, and when I returned, I was confused. Because they are special clones, one specializes in refining weapons and the other specializes in alchemy. Because I don't want to be harassed by other things, I work together to make a clone of them, and the clone of this clone ...... In short, the deeper the so-called love, the deeper the hate, it's not a business to go to the pole, and the doppelganger of this doppelganger is super rare (like) Naruto, the protagonist of the shadow, the kind that I can't wait to stick upside down...... However, men are hunters, and they like to hunt, and they don't like the situation where the prey runs up to them on the pole and tells them to hurry, don't waste time, and catch me quickly. Naruto he ran after my two doppelgangers, and the doppelganger of the doppelganger ran after Naruto. My eldest apprentice Sasuke is chasing Naruto, of course, he hopes that Naruto won't harass my two doppelgangers, he himself is looking forward to a teacher-student love or something, Hinata also wants to pick up a hoe while I'm not there, anyway, it's like a Hou Gong drama, as much blood as you want. The doppelganger of mine hated out of love and hate, and killed my alchemy doppelganger, who is also the true mother of Ah Zhen...... Then the doppelganger of that doppelganger fled, and it happened to escape to the Moon World. By the time I found her later, she was already crazy, with a big belly, and she was still saying this crazy thing with the evil of this world, and she was fighting with Gaia in the Moon World, and she almost destroyed the human race. Then I had no choice but to take her back......

"That...... Ah Zhen's real mother is not ......."

"Yes, but you have to know that there is a ninjutsu that can resurrect people in the Shadow World, such as the innate art of reincarnation, and the child's father's cannon...... In short, it is because when I was pregnant, I may have been affected by the evil of this life, or because of the child's previous life Andra Manuel, anyway, I have been pregnant with him for more than a thousand years, and since he became conscious, he has not been able to stop for a moment in my belly, and from the heart outward, there is a 'malice' towards people. This man really can't eat when he's pregnant...... You said that although I did not participate in the creation of his life, I was a mother who had been pregnant for thousands of years and worked hard to give birth to him! It was I who gave birth to him, it was I who taught him, and I was the one who raised him. It's really rare and expensive......

"That...... This one...... Ah Zhen's mother, no matter what, that person is also Ah Zhen's father......

"I know, I'm just complaining, think about my mother giving birth to me and being pregnant for ten months, and I gave birth to Ah Zhen and was pregnant with him for more than a thousand years! More than a thousand years! The Virgin Mary was a scum in front of me, and many people advised me to get an eggshell,...... It is to choose oviparity, not viviparity. Looking back now, I don't even know how I survived in the silence of a subspace where no time passed...... It doesn't matter if he is allowed to meet his father normally and live together, I'm not a stingy woman, I'm jealous that my son has a good relationship with his father, but he's a pervert, you know? It's barely acceptable to engage in the base, attack the year, and even the uncle control me! Am I not enlightened enough? The problem is the father of the direct blood relative! Not the kind of liking that likes your father, but the kind of liking that likes your father!! As a mother, the feeling of finding Xiao Huangben in her son's room is probably that the child has finally grown up...... I don't enjoy that blessing...... Because what I found was all the little yellow books of my son and father!! What do you want me to do?? What can I do? What do you want me to do?! Can you imagine how devastated I was when I found out he was getting his own dad drunk and ready to a girl? Smiling and helping him collect a group of Naruto of all ages in the parallel world to help him flesh out his daddy Crystal Palace?! Oywurfhjdskg！！」

The more the real mother spoke, the more excited she became, and the more she spoke, the more sad and angry she became. Finally, there was a mournful cry in unknown language...... Anyway, I feel like Ah Zhen, he is usually a normal child...... Well, it's not normal to be at this age...... But—

"Mom, you're too much! If I don't make a sound, you can talk nonsense!"

Boom! Our cute sage had only a towel on his waist and suddenly smashed through the wall and rushed in...... Speaking of which, there is only one wall between the small and large baths...... Now it's completely connected......

"I'm sorry, I didn't stop Xiao Zhen ...... for a while."

"Ahhh!!h 」

Yuhang's apologetic voice came from far and near, and he kept pricking up his ears, although he couldn't understand it, but he felt that it was a very powerful gossip Lynn and Senna screamed at this time. Anyway, Yuhang, why do you want to follow up?! And at this time—

"What nonsense am I talking about!? You unfilial son, I haven't tasted your father,...... Of course! I don't care if I've tasted it or not! But it's not your turn to try it. Do you know how devastated I was at the time?! Dare to do it, don't dare to let people say you~~"

"What dare you do and dare not say, Mom, how can you reverse the cause of the effect, that day it was obviously a lot of meals that you made to replenish qi and blood, and my father was happy to drink a lot during the banquet, and I met my father for the first time, of course I wanted to talk to him more, and slept together~! As a result, at night, my father was calling your name in his sleep, and touching me at the same time, like this and that......" Ah Zhen blushed more and more when he spoke, and looked a little tangled, saying that if Ah Zhen said it was true, then he really didn't blame him. But—

"How I taught you! He's drunk, you won't give him a basin of cold water, and he's coming!! Promise him that he'll be honest." I don't know if my mother is complaining or what, but I want to complain anyway.

"What! He's my dad, how could I give him a ** kick! I'm also a person with desires, how can I endure being like this!!" blushing, this is really a sad story......

"I can't help it, but I can't help it! He's your own father!! When I rushed into the room, you still had to counterattack, how could you do it~!"

"Why can't I do it, Daddy, how cute he is! At that time~"

"Shut up! I don't want to hear it~~I don't want to hear it~~~."

"I'm going to say! Daddy's gasp, Daddy's his~"

"Ahhh

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In short, the mother and son quarreled and splashed water on each other. In short, my heart is broken at this time...... Maybe it's because I've been soaking for too long, so I'm a little dizzy...... I think I'd better go to bed early. Despite Lynn and Senna's confused expressions of wanting to get to the bottom of me, I left the large bath with a headache. On the way back to the room, I was so emotional, and just as I stopped with emotion and looked up at the sky with tears in my eyes, a meteor pierced the night sky, and then got closer and closer! Getting closer!! And finally—

Rumble!!!

With a loud bang, the meteor smashed into the yard......

And when we came to the yard to surround the big crater smashed by the meteor—

"I...... I'm finally back~"

Familiar tone, but not a familiar voice! A black, smoky hand stretched out from the pit, and a half-baked humanoid figure crawled out of the pit with difficulty......