From War3 to 3C, from 3C to Shinzo, from Shinsan to WOW, from WOW to Dota, and from Dota to the current LOL - in such a long period of time, Russell finally completed the transformation from an underage nerd fool to an adult scrappy man. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, such a transformation is accompanied by the "eventful" time of junior high school, high school, college and unemployed for two years. Whenever he looks back, he has to sigh that his growth has "promoted" the development of world games, especially competitive online games!

To this day, looking at the immaturity hidden in the player's sentence in the game, Russell has to envy: Today's primary school students are really special, when I was so old, I only knew how to shoot foreign paintings and play marbles on the ground, no matter how high-end it was, I only occasionally spent 1 yuan to play a little bully! And they ......

"Dingding......

"Ice Girl, you don't go out yet!"

Four sentences in a row with the same subtitle and a constantly flashing signal on the map suddenly flashed, and Russell finally came to his senses. Pressing the Tab button, analyzing the lineup of both the enemy and the enemy for a moment, he quickly left this sentence on the screen:

"I want to place an order, and if I don't give it, I will send it!"

"......" such a brain-dead suggestion immediately aroused dissatisfaction. But in an instant, his 4 teammates reacted: Damn, today's primary school students have a holiday!

was very helpless, and finally a teammate who had a sore egg "boldly" typed two words: yes!

Russell Thief Laughs: Just a Game...... Brother pretend to be a primary school student first, and let you waste eat a "catty" later.

Dragged the half-dead Ice Maiden to the top of the road and into the grass.

"Damn Ruiwen, Uncle will let you taste the power of the Dota God today!" Russell waited crookedly!

Sure enough, the one on the opposite side is Ruiwen!

After a while, a behaving bunny girl appeared on the screen dragging a very incongruous machete, and walked slowly towards the ice girl controlled by Russell, but suddenly stopped by the grass not far away.

Russell looked fixedly: "Nani? Dance? Can this be endured? Of course, I couldn't bear it, and a "W" passed, rushed out of the grass, and shot at her chrysanthemum with a bow and arrow.

As he expected, this Ruiwen immediately covered the chrysanthemum and "escaped", making him vaguely feel the BGM that the other party brings: Ya sell discs, Ya sell discs......

The ancients said: Take advantage of your illness to kill you!

Russell looked at the runes of his full attack and chased after them non-stop.

"Hehe, I guess the person who plays Rui Wen is also a primary school student, and he is very timid...... Hey, why do I say 'too'? Russell typed while chasing.

Unexpectedly, the other party ran for less than two steps and suddenly turned around, "brush, brush, brush" three slashes, making Russell feel a pain in the flesh: Ouch! At the same time, a sword light burst out from another pile of grass - there was actually an ambush for a sword master!

"Shhh

It's a pity that the ice girl who is an ADC is notoriously delicate and soft, and when Russell controlled her to walk to the bottom of the tower with the last trace of blood, she still fell to the ground under the effect of ignition and screamed: "Ahhh

A soul-stirring "Firstblood" rang out throughout the world, making all players tense.

But everyone looked on the road, and after a glance, some people were happy and some were worried. Russell's teammates tacitly laid down two numbers: "20! ”

"Uh......" Russell looked at these two simple numbers, already reading his teammate's decision. But he didn't think about his mistakes, but complained: "It turns out that this Ruiwen is not a primary school student...... And accomplices! "I immediately reported my miscalculations to my teammates.

Helplessly, he only got this answer when he won sympathy: "They are all classmates, is it necessary to discriminate against each other like this?" ”

……

In the end, this game only lasted nineteen minutes in the case of a bloody collapse on the road, and before it was time to surrender, the base on Russell's side was demolished......

The good brother "Mosquito" sitting next to him came over to take a look and teased: "Yo, it's a record again!" ”

Russell's face darkened: "Create your head, what about taking me with you?" ”

The other party shrugged his shoulders, pointed to the screen and said, "Oh, is there still your seat?" ”

Helplessly, flies, ants and other birds and beasts are here, where is his place?

Russell is self-aware, a novice in League of Legends like him, a player who has "only" played more than 500 single-player games, even if it is not because of the lack of five to one has become six more than one, the position of the top order, the middle order, and the next order will not be left for him!

Jungler? What are you kidding, the wild monsters here are so powerful, how can you fight them?

"Alright! Without telling you, here we go! The mosquito smiled and turned his head away.

"Whew...... I'm going out to get something to eat! Russell let out a vicious breath, got up and walked outside.

"Help me bring a bowl of noodles!"

"Oh......"

Out of the Internet café, the fresh air came to his face, Russell almost had the illusion of being drunk with oxygen, and tried to smoke a cigarette to calm down for a while before continuing to move forward. Looking around, only one shop across the road had opened its doors early, so it stopped picking and choosing, and walked over.

When it comes to competitive games, when Russell came into contact with War3, Sky had already won the championship, and when he was obsessed with 3C, many of his classmates were already able to control seven heroes, and then he started to play the real three again, and the others switched to Dota, and when his Dota just played the feeling, this League of Legends popped up again.

Now it's a good thing that he insisted on fighting Dota for three years but still only learned all kinds of obscene kung fu and returned in vain, and was finally assimilated by the army of "masturbation". Now, the brothers around him are all diamond and platinum gods, and they don't play with him, so he has to pretend to be a schoolboy and blend into the alliance army.

If he can talk to the official, he just wants to ask "one": What are you doing here? Can you still have fun? Is it so simple to change a game to make the whole world fall into it?

It's a pity that "if" is just if, the official will not pay attention to his complaints, and the game lovers around him will not turn back to Dota because of his invitation, and girls all over the world still prefer all kinds of heroic characters in League of Legends that are full of "cuteness".

"Two bowls of noodles, one bowl of spicy and one bowl of super spicy, pack!" Russell threw the 20 yuan on the desk and found a seat to rest temporarily.

A few minutes later, the boss brought two bowls of noodles to Russell and said politely with a smile: "All night?" ”

Russell glanced at it weakly, smirked the same, and didn't answer, only "um", but immediately pointed to his face and frowned: "Hey, boss, you're not right!" ”

The boss was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

Russell pointed to the bowl of noodles with a little more chili peppers: "Super spicy only so little chili?" As he spoke, he picked up a jar of chili peppers and dug two spoonfuls into it, and said resentfully in his heart: "Don't take me if you call your girl, see if I'm spicy and don't kill you!" ”

The boss watched Russell's movements, and his heart ached, and he still said with a smile: "Young man from Sichuan, you love spicy food so much?" ”

"Hey...... Yes......

Russell didn't bother to take care of him: Prices are soaring, gold and silver are rising, housing prices are rising, and your broken noodles are also rising rapidly, and eating a little chili pepper from you can also make you look like a dead parent? Carrying two bowls of noodles, he looked like he had taken revenge, and swaggered back to the Internet café.

When he walked to the side of the road, he thought to himself: "It's not okay to go on like this, Mosquito was my apprentice when he played Dota, and this LOL actually became my grandfather, wouldn't that be a mess of generations?" You have to hurry up and practice again...... Well...... You can't be laughed at by him every day! ”

Thinking of this, a spontaneous rooster love in his heart suddenly burst out: "Go and fight for another hundred rounds of 'man-machine'!" In desperation, he rushed ......across the road with a "whoa-a-a

Therefore, there is even less to do than Russell, who adds (a lot) of chili peppers to his face: before he could rush over, there was a sudden sound of a huge engine approaching on the road. In the blink of an eye, the man had already flown into the air, and before he could sing the phrase "IbelieveIcanfly", he passed out.