Chapter 33: One Body and Two Souls? (below)
In the thinking space, Meow was telling Yang Ping what happened in the real world, and what he had done in more than a day with amnesia. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
“…… Meow, that's about it. You just lost your memory and were dragged back by that violent female knight.,As for what happened in the morning, I don't know.,Anyway, the magic power is all exhausted.,Pale meow~"
After saying so much in one breath, Meow was already early in his mouth, so Yang Ping had already prepared a big bowl of milk for him to quench his thirst.
"What! You're saying that I resurrected the brave for free in the tent church of the second saint, and I don't know why, but all the magic power is exhausted! Oh my God, how much gold I've lost! Now there are so many brave people in Longdong Village, and resurrecting any one of them is a lot of money! ”
After listening to Meow's description, Yang Ping's whole person was not calm. He never imagined that he was such a generous person, obviously gold coins or something is the most important thing!
"Nan Yanming, you have to find a way to send me back quickly! If I don't go back, I will definitely resurrect the brave for free in the next big war! It's such a waste, and I will never allow this to happen! ”
Since signing the contract with the creator god to make money and go home, Yang Ping has successfully changed his job and become a big money fan. There is no problem with spending money before it should be spent, but if you don't earn it before you should earn it, this is a complete crime!
"Big brother, don't push me anymore! You've urged me more than 200 times in ten minutes, I'm just a small clerk! Thinking space is a place like this, even if our director is trapped and wants to come out, it's troublesome, let alone me! ”
After more than 200 indiscriminate bombardments by Yang Ping in ten minutes, Nan Yanming, who had always maintained a calm expression, could no longer pretend, and his collapsed expression showed his rich inner activities now.
"But this incident is all because of you, if you hadn't pulled me into this damn thinking space, I wouldn't have encountered that cheating thinking storm. If I hadn't had that cheating mind storm, I wouldn't be trapped in this damn mind space. If I hadn't been trapped here, I wouldn't have had amnesia, and if I hadn't had amnesia, I wouldn't have ......."
At this moment, Yang Ping is not alone, he is not alone, the shopkeeper Tong is possessed, and Tang Seng is with him. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yang Ping also vented his anger that he had been trapped here for more than two months.
"Boss, I know, I know! It's all my fault, it's all my fault! In the face of the current Yang Ping, Nan Yanming can no longer continue to maintain his good image, "I just have cracks in the thinking space now, as long as we work harder to make the cracks bigger, we can get out!" ”
"Make the crack bigger? How? With a pistol or an atomic bomb? Yang Ping said as he kept changing the weapon in his hand. After all, this is his four thinking spaces, and he can imagine anything but life.
"Well, can you put the gun down first, and I'll say okay slowly?"
Unlike Yang Ping's meow, Nan Yanming's entry into this thinking space is completely based on the black technology of the Time and Space Travel Administration to transform the body into a soul, and it is already a miracle to survive from the thought storm.
"Say it." I saw that Yang Ping shook his hand, and the nuclear bomb or something was gone.
"The mind space is a soul-level existence, and if you want to hurt it, you must use soul-level attacks. There used to be a "soul being" goldfinger on my side, but it disappeared during the brainstorm. ”
Nan Yanming sighed while speaking, although he survived the thought storm, the pile of goldfinger cards were all turned into pieces.
"What are you talking about when it's gone!" I don't know when a ** has appeared in Yang Ping's hands.
"Let me finish my sentence first! Since we can't do soul attacks internally, it's good to just let the amnesiac one in the real world be attacked by souls. Anyway, your body is here, and being attacked by your soul will only keep attacking this mind space, and it won't really hurt you. This time in the real world, you were attacked by the soul level because of excessive consumption of mana, so you shattered part of your thinking space. ”
Under the threat of his life, Nan Yanming's speech speed was much faster than when he first promoted Goldfinger. After saying so much in one breath, his mouth was already dry, and he took a bowl of milk and wanted to pour it into his mouth.
"Meow! Dare to rob me of something! Crazy claws! ”
I haven't drunk milk for more than two months, how can I tolerate other people's cats taking food? Without any accidents, the cat's paw that popped out the claws instantly slapped on Nan Yanming's face. After leaving six scratches, Meow successfully retrieved her own milk, and Nan Yanming had already collapsed on the sofa.
――――Wound Treatment――――
"Because there are cracks in the mind space, the time here and the real world is slowly syncing with the outside world. In this way, it is also very helpful for our planning. ”
Nan Yanming, who had just finished bandaging, was talking boastfully to Yang Pinghe and was explaining some more important things. Although he tried to get serious, the face of the band-aid was strange to look at.
"So what are we going to do?"
It's about returning to the real world, and Yang Ping also listened very seriously, but Meow was enjoying his own sofa dream, and he didn't want to deal with these two guys at all.
"It's very simple, although the cracks in the current mental space can't restore your memory from the outside world, but you can still take some things out. So just let the other one know how to recover the memory, and then our plan is more than half complete. ”
I saw Nan Yanming shake his hand, and several white cards appeared in his hand. These white cards are naturally not the golden fingers that were sold to Yang Ping at the beginning, as for what exactly they are, they still need Nan Yanming to explain.
"But the two of us can't get out at all, even if we send things out, it's useless."
"We can't get out, but we have cats to go out!"
As soon as Nan Yanming's words were finished, the sleeping meow felt two fiery eyes staring at him, as if he had seen a tiger of its prey.
"What do you think I'm doing? You guys keep meow~"
"Now that the carrier for sending things out has been found, it's time to make a memory recovery card! This is a record card that can store a small piece of video data. According to what I just observed, the wavelength and crack of this thing are basically the same, and it can be passed out smoothly. As he spoke, Nan Yanming waved the white card in his hand.
"So what are you waiting for, let's hurry up and record!" I saw Yang Ping wave his hand, and the original living room has become the most professional studio.
――――In filming――――
"Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed! Meow good rocket, launch! With Yang Ping's order, Nan Yanming, who had been preparing for a long time, decisively pressed the button of the launcher.
In this way, the meow, who was carrying a few record cards, flew quickly towards the crack in the mind space of the sky under the drive of the rocket, and only his screams still echoed in this space.
"I'm going to meow with milk! I want to sleep on the couch! I don't want to go back to meow! ”
――――Memory Countdown――――
The cover material has finally found the finished product, happy~
Yang Ping in the thinking space can actually be regarded as a memory in a dream, so don't care about one body and two souls or something~