Volume I The Fall of the Holy City 8 Frogs and Narokushi
"But...... Isn't the monk going to quit drinking?"
"You're still young, and you're not good at the Dharma. Theravada Buddhism lives for itself, and Mahayana Buddhism lives for the common people. And I started Yue Cheng. ”
"Yue Cheng Buddhism?"
"Well, Yue Cheng. I don't practice Hinayana or Mahayana, and I practice Hinayana and Mahayana. The first thing is to be able to drink. ”
"Drinking?" I think you're a cult, right?
"Well, drink, wine can be spiritual!"
"Psychic??"
"Why, don't you believe it? You see, when a person gets drunk, he can forget his sorrows, this is saving himself, this is Hinayana Buddhism; you see, when a group of people get drunk, he can end quarrels, this is saving everyone, this is Mahayana Buddhism! The Buddha wants to save himself and the people of the world, and wine can save himself to save the people of the world, isn't wine Buddha, isn't Buddha just wine? Wine is the best thing in the world! I have the Dharma of Yue Vehicle, and my magic power is boundless. Drunkenness is not intoxicating, drunkenness is not intoxicating, alcohol is the essence of our Buddhism. Good!
In this way, the little monk was stunned by the living Buddha. Unconsciously took the stoneware wine glass sent by the Buddha, and was thrown up by him!
"You can be taught! From now on, you will mess with me!"
"Yes, big brother!" Xiao Zhuzi suddenly remembered the time he spent with the bandit boss, he was really uninhibited and unrestrained!
The little monk looked at the Buddha carefully, this broad shoulders, steady posture, this red robe, handsome appearance, well, so familiar! It's him! It's him!
"It turned out to be you! it was you who exchanged thirty carts of grain for my rubies!" the little monk thought again. Since he is the living Buddha of Jingyun Temple, it should be the best destination for Naluo Stone to hand over to him, right?
"Shhh ”
"Lan Tingxu, isn't that already burned to ashes?"
"Do you see my hands? They are so beautiful! With my hands, they can be reborn in minutes! What a magical pair of hands! That's right, please call me Yue Ming, Wang Xizhi, Zongwu. ”
The Buddha was amazed, looking at his pair of wide and magical palms, "In a few days, when I use these magical hands to burn a few sunflowers with azure glaze in Ru kiln, and then exchange a few carts of grain for you!"
"You must keep my ruby safely, it is the legendary Naraku magic stone. ”
The peach next to her raised her eyebrows and pricked up her ears to listen carefully.
"What Naluo Stone? Is it?" Yue Ming unfolded his red robe, and unexpectedly took out the blood ruby from his wide sleeve! The ruby was as red as pigeon's blood, and it was in perfect condition. The Buddha was drunk and took it to his eyes, stared at it, and without thinking about it, his hands trembled, and the ruby fell into the dry well next to him and was swallowed by a frog. There were hundreds of frogs at the bottom of the well, and when they jumped, they could tell which one was which.
"You, you, you!" Xiao Zhuzi couldn't bear it anymore, "how can you ......?"
"It's just a piece of jewelry, if you fall off, you will fall off!" Yue Ming pinched the little monk's chin and poured the wine jug directly into his mouth, "When the sunflowers in the Ru kiln are washed and burned, I will also buy you a white hosta to wear!"
"Hmm...... Ahem!"The wine is poured too quickly, Xiaozhu can't speak, what are you giving me a hairpin? I don't have hair!"
"Come on, come on, everyone come to drink, crushed, little peach, little plum, little bamboo, and little pigs and pigs also come to drink together!"
Xiao Tao, who had been watching from the sidelines for a long time, interrupted the invitation of the Living Buddha: "Don't drink it, in fact, there is something urgent recently." Wanluntai posted the emperor's list: Dugu Taifei wants to get a 10,000-year-old paulownia coffin, and those who get a leaf will be rewarded with 100 gold, and those who get paulownia will be crowned princes. This is obviously aimed at our Jingyun Temple, and recently, many people have been beating the idea of our Holy City Tianzhu Tonggonghou. ”