"Brothers, today I will give you a piece of advice based on my own experience. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Chujun looks like he has no love.

Seeing Li Chujun's appearance, the sailors in the live broadcast room were surprised, what is going on with the anchor?

Could it be that he made such an exclamation just because he was going to rescue the Northeast Army, although the anchor was a little funny, but he was still more reliable in serious matters.

"Brother Longtao, is it uncomfortable not to pretend to be forced for a day?"

"What are you going to do?"

"You may not believe it when you say it, but I especially like such a funny anchor."

"On the coercion that the anchor has pretended to be in those years!"

"Fuck, as soon as I opened the live broadcast, I saw Brother Long pretending to be forced."

“……”

Damn, when did I become a teaseful anchor?

Li Chujun is full of black lines, I have always been very serious, how can I be considered a funny anchor?

In order to reverse this funny image, Li Chujun decided to change his live broadcast style: "Hello audience friends, I am your professional anchor who risked your life to do live broadcasts, the conscience of the industry, and the professional anchor who has never been seen before or since-Brother Longtao!" ”

"Brother Long Tao said this, I was speechless."

"Risking my life to broadcast live, I recognize, but what the hell is the conscience of the industry?"

"Can conscience eat?"

"Have you forgotten that you stopped broadcasting for three days for no reason?"

"Take it out and see?"

Good guy, Li Chujun said that he was a conscientious anchor in the industry, and he ushered in a large wave of ridicule, which is a bit of a pitfall, is it because I used the wrong words?

"We don't care about the details, I ...... I want to say anything, but you have led me astray. ”

Li Chujun really almost fell into the topic of discussing with his friends whether he was a conscientious anchor, but fortunately, his brain circuit was quite normal, and he realized what he wanted to say.

"I said I was going to give you a piece of advice, but what advice?" Li Chujun returned to his loveless expression, "That's an old saying, pies don't fall from the sky, there is no free lunch in the world." ”

Li Chujun didn't pay attention to those barrages anymore, he poured beans from a bamboo tube, used the speed of machine gun strafing, and finished his words in one breath: "Just like the novels you have read, this special ghost live broadcast system has issued a task that must be completed, and if it is not completed, it will be wiped out, this is probably the last few days I will do a live broadcast for you." ”

Well, the system did issue a task and also mentioned that there was a punishment, but whether it was the so-called erasure punishment or not, Li Chujun did not know.

But there's nothing wrong with preparing for the worst.

Hearing Li Chujun say this, the sailors in the live broadcast room were in an uproar in an instant, system tasks, everyone who has seen all kinds of main gods promulgated task works know that it is not a joke.

", sure enough, pies won't fall from the sky for no reason."

"I feel like I've seen the anchor GG!"

"The obliteration of the cold machinery has sounded! Out! Obliterate! ”

"Brother Longtao, don't be cowardly, tell me what the task is."

"That's it, don't panic, 300,000 sailors are your strong backing!"

"Brother Longtao, what is the task, tell it for everyone's reference, I believe that the wisdom of 300,000 water friends will definitely be able to come up with a proper solution for you!"

……

Looking at the enthusiasm of the sailors, Li Chujun was very moved, and he said excitedly: "The task requires that thirty Japanese soldiers be eliminated within ten days. ”

"I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the result."

"Brother Longtao, are you kidding me?"

"Isn't it a matter of minutes to destroy thirty Japanese troops?"

"The task of pediatrics, we believe that Brother Longtao, you can do it."

"The anchor is like parting with life and death, it scares me, it turns out to be such a small task!"

"It's just the strength of a small team, and it's not too easy for Brother Long to solve."

"Brother Longtao, don't trick us like this, I'm still sad for you for so long in vain."

"Don't be sad, come, hug."

“……”

I'm really beeping the dog!

Li Chujun felt that he had guessed the beginning, but he didn't guess the result, he didn't expect that all the water friends were such people.

In front of him, he was all righteous and Bo Yuntian wanted to help him make suggestions, and in the blink of an eye, he turned his face and didn't recognize people, how can this eliminate thirty Japanese soldiers in ten days still be considered a pediatric task?

"The baby is bitter, and the baby said it, but no one believes it!"

Li Chujun didn't know who to talk to about his suffering, and his heart had been severely shattered by 300,000 sailors.

I thought I could win a wave of sympathy and earn some reward money by the way.

Everything went according to the script, but when the task was said, the situation took a sharp turn!!

This is especially just pretending to be forced, but being grassed!

Li Chujun began to think, why do 300,000 sailors think that the elimination of 30 Japanese troops in 10 days is a pediatric task?

"It's all the pot of the anti-Japanese drama!"

Li Chujun's first thought was the anti-Japanese drama, Nima, if you have the opportunity, you can arrest those who engage in anti-Japanese dramas and let them try to destroy thirty Japanese soldiers within ten days.

"Well, there's also the question of whether I performed too well in front of me, so that my sailors have seen my hidden true strength."

After condemning the anti-Japanese drama in his heart, Li Chujun began to narcissize again, he felt that a peerless character like him, even if he hid his strength, was seen through by the fiery eyes of 300,000 sailors.

Li Chujun couldn't help but sigh, alas, so this year's outstanding talents, no matter how disguised they are, will be discovered.

He has completely forgotten his days of playing tricks, if he is really that good, he will still be a trickster.

If you let the sailors know that he sullenly narcissistic words in his heart, he probably can't help but spray him to death with salt soda in one breath.

We have a ghost's sharp eyes to see through your hidden strength, and we have a ghost's anti-Japanese drama thinking.

What we especially do is because you have the assistance of the live broadcast system, so we think that it is a matter of course and easy for you to kill thirty little devils in ten days.

Again, we have really seen through you, the teasing anchor, and we are already familiar with such a method of wanting to promote and suppress first.

So, if you want to trick us in the future, please change to a new routine.

Above.

……

Crying and winning sympathy from water friends was fruitless, and Li Chujun had no choice but to give up.

After talking to the sailors and thinking about it carefully, Li Chujun felt that it didn't seem so difficult to kill thirty little devils within ten days.

Li Chujun nodded, and solemnly swore in the live broadcast room: "Little devil, wash your neck and wait, Lao Tzu's big carving...... Bah, Lao Tzu's big knife is already hungry and thirsty! ”

"I didn't think you were such a streamer?"

"Recorded!"

“666666”

"I'm a big devil, I've already called the police!"

"Erotic anchor, erotic anchor!"

"I just want to know, can you get a little dirty?"

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PS: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to everyone! Single dogs ask for collections and recommendations!

(It doesn't seem wrong to say that you are a single dog during the Mid-Autumn Festival, right?) ）